From: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org (mad-mission-digest) To: mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Subject: mad-mission-digest V8 #22 Reply-To: mad-mission@smoe.org Sender: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * mad-mission-digest-request@smoe.org * with ONLY the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * For the latest information on Patty's tour dates, go to: * http://www.pattygriffin.net/PattyInConcertDB.php * OR * go to http://www.atorecords.com * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: mad-mission-digest V8 #___ gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. * Also, PLEASE do not quote an entire digest when you reply to the * list. Edit out anything you are not referring to. mad-mission-digest Tuesday, February 3 2004 Volume 08 : Number 022 Today's Subjects: ----------------- MM: IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CITY OF AUSTIN'S OUT-HER LIMITS [MikeBrns4U@aol] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 2 Feb 2004 15:53:14 EST From: MikeBrns4U@aol.com Subject: MM: IN SEARCH OF THE LOST CITY OF AUSTIN'S OUT-HER LIMITS AND NOW, IN THE FACE OF FLORIDA'S OWN HANGING CHAD JUDGE DREAD, ANITA "GET LAID" BRYANT'S BS SANCTITTY BARCODE OF MARRIAGE ERROR ALERT: ORANGE FEAR OF FLYING QUEER, HERE HE IS WAVING WIDE OPEN THE PINK GRATEFUL GRAPEFRUIT & FLAMING RED FLAG, YOUR VERY OWN LOST PLANET AIRMAN AT THE SOMETHING IN THE WAY OUT OF CONTROLS, SEARCHING THE PLANET MARS FOR SIGNS OF WEAPONS OF MORASS DESTRUCTION PROGRAM ACTIVITIES, THE MAD MIKE BURNS WITH HIS NO PERMISSION GRANTED TRANSMISSION. [As Always Recorded Live OR Is It Virtual Weed, from Monday Morning Coming Down...] <~ AND SO IT'S ON TO NORTH DAKOTA! & OHIO! & NEW YORK! & MICHIGAN! & ON WISCONSIN! & GEORGIA ON MY MIND! & CALIFORNIA HERE I COME! & OKLAHOMA WHERE THE WIND COMES WHIPPIN' DOWN THE PLAINS! & MOVIN' TO MONTANA SOON! & THEN ON TO PANSSEXUAL PENNSYLVANIA! & HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM! & NOTHING COULD BE FINER THAN TO BE IN CAROLINA'S VAGINA GOING DEEP AND LONG IN THE EVENING! HEE YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FOR I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE & I BRING YOU... FIRE ...AWAY STEVE: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ rE: Date: Tue, 13 Jan 2004 13:29:52 EST From: MikeBrns4U@aol.com Subject: MADMISSION ACROSS THE WATER... >>> In a message dated 1/14/04 10:41:43 PM ET GO HOME, sdelfante@hotmail.com writes: But how do you really feel Mike . ;) Once you have tasted the Flaming Red fruit, you are done. Glad you sort of like it. ha. I think that's my most played CD and I've had it quite a while. I don't usually read long posts but yours was so bazaar that I had to read it twice...very entertaining. Are you sure it was virtual weed? ha. As far as live FR band recordings, I'm sure others know better than I but i really like the austin city limits video with full band. Some great performances there, like Tony for example. Sounds great and you'll love her little "Hey Tony" dance in the middle. Around the house the kids and I try to duplicate that swinging-arm-and-leg-kick dance. Much fun. That video is floating around if you have not yet seen it. Now try to cheer up, ok? peace, - -Steve - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- - - - ------------------------------------ Dear Mad Mission Brother Steve, Thanks so much for writing back. Sorry I took so long to read/respond to your email -- I have been sick, as I mentioned in my last MM mail. Or maybe I am just sick, period. Just as our country is sick. But who the hell cares: HOW ABOUT THEM PATRIOTS?! Steve, I am so glad you were entertained, and am terribly honored you read it 2x. I am sure you are in the very rare minority to make such an effort, and shall be rewarded for it in heaven or at the very least, the "Blue Sky," if I have any pull at all left with that great too-forgiving Goddess upstairs. Am I sure it was "virtual weed"? Touche. Well, they do call it the Superbowl, so pass it, man. But truth be told -- and I am sure I already have my ticket punched for Guantanemo Bay, so what the hay -- I have done so much weed in my lifetime that I am surprised, as the mighty Joe Strummer once said, I haven't turned into a bush. [HEAVEN FORBID! ONE BURNING BUSH IS ENUFF SAID!] But no, I have not smoked in a LONG time now, but nonetheless have many stoned brain cells still reeking & wreaking utter havoc. So please, no open fires near my head.) "Flaming Red fruit" -- I like that. For I am a juicy fruit cocktail, even if I'm not gay. I will definitely have to look frantically around before I go down for the floatation device video of Patty Griffin on Austin City Limits. Hell, a "Hey Tony" dance? -- count me in! I have not seen the video - -- or even Patty LIVE ever -- so I will have to keep my eyes peeled & my ears pierced. CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP UP IN HERE? Maybe only then I can get cheered up... while I only have a dream of the "Impossible Dream" from the Queen to kingdom come. So please, throw some Austin City water on this drowning and PG deprived man. And hey, speaking of giving a damn, while there's still time left, don't forget to drop a dime to the Patty Griffin birthday drive campaign for a landmine free world, care of the Vietnam Veterans of America Foundation @ w w w . v v a f .o r g. The woman's righteous knows no bounds so help her cross the borders to peace and freedom from pain and suffering. Speaking of which, why oh why is The Great One not singing at your granny's Grammy's next Sunday night on CBS? Well, at least my girl XXXTina-A-DoublePlus Good will be singing "Beautiful" there. And then by goddess she will be smoking the national anthem at the NBA All-Star game the following week after (5 PM, TNT). The new MAGE (My AGuilera Era personal popup & dance-off trainer) will show you why she's one rad dirrty fighter for freedom, a real mutha for ya. ...FOR THE LAND OF THE FREAKS AND THE HOMOS SO BRAVE, THIS IS MIKE BURNS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY SAYING IT LOUD & BEING PROUD IT'S BLACK HISTORY MONTH SO HONOR YOUR FUNK SOUL BROTHERS & SISTERS! IN PG WE TRUST. PEACE. -- Mad Mission Mike Burns has left the building still standing on our own little feat. "If you'll be my Dixie Chicken I'll be you Tennessee Lamb And we can [march] together Down [on] Dixieland." ------------------------------ End of mad-mission-digest V8 #22 ********************************