From: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org (mad-mission-digest) To: mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Subject: mad-mission-digest V5 #39 Reply-To: mad-mission@smoe.org Sender: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * mad-mission-digest-request@smoe.org * with ONLY the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * For the latest information on Patty's tour dates, go to: * http://www.quackquack.net/pattyg * OR * go to http://www.amrecords.com * then click "tour" and fill in the blanks :) * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: mad-mission-digest V4 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. mad-mission-digest Friday, February 9 2001 Volume 05 : Number 039 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: MM: Love SongsNPC ["Elena" ] MM: love song list [Scott Hutchinson ] Re: MM: love song list [BLUEHEN@webtv.net] Re: MM: Love SongsNPC [FlamingRed74@cs.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 17:01:47 -0800 From: "Elena" Subject: Re: MM: Love SongsNPC hoo-ah, is it hot in here? Methinks you'd need to be studying some of Sting's tantric tricks to outlast that there tape! ;-> - --Elena MM list lurker, channeling evil Gary - ----- Original Message ----- From: Paul Russell To: Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2001 3:41 PM Subject: Re: MM: Love SongsNPC > love songs, huh? > > Well, you just happen to be asking the doctor of love here. :D Cue cheesy > 70s porn music. > Thank you. Oh yeah. That's right. I'm gettin the groove now. > > I've got a two hour compilation tape I slide in that sets the mood whenever > I want to make some sweet luv. Each song has been tested and "sweet love > approved" for those with a keen sense of rhythm. And oh boy do I got that. > Why? Because I'm the ladies' man, of course. > > A word of warning: if you do not want to make sweet love to whoevah is in > the room, then don't accidentally play this tape. Why? Because it's a tape > for making some sweet luv. Here are the contents: > > "As Time Goes By" Jimmy Durante > "Do Right Woman, Do Right Man" Aretha Franklin > "We've got Tonight" Kenny Rogers > "Saving all my love for you" Whitney Houston > "I never loved a man" The Commitments (off the soundtrack) > "Diggin on you" TLC > "Emotions" H-Town > "I'll make love to you" Boyz II Men > "Let's get it on" Marvin Gaye > "When I fall in Love" Nat King Cole > "When I first Kissed You" Extreme > "Son of a Preacher Man" Dusty Springfield > "I want to be loved by you" Sinead O Connor > "The Power of Love" Celine Dion > "Crazy For You" Madonna > "Just in Time" Tony Bennett > > > And then she'll (or he'll) be putty in yo hands for side 2. Why? Cuz I'm the > ladies man. > > "True" Spandau Ballet > "Here With Me" REO Speedwagon > "How deep is your Love" Bee Gees > "A natural Woman" Aretha Franklin > "Stars fell on Alabama" Jimmy Buffett > "Stay" Shakespear's Sister > "Return to Innocence" Enigma > "Will you still love me" Chicago > "Can't help falling in Love" Elvis Presley > "You decorated my life" Kenny Rogers > "Save the best for last" Vanessa Williams > "Almost Paradise" that Loverboy dude and Wilson on some soundtrack > "Stardust" Nat King Cole > "Our love is here to stay" Harry Connick, Jr. > > So, I would recommend champagne, grapes, and this tape playing during your > next radio show and get ready for some sweet luv. > > The ladies man also has another tape for those slow, romantic, ear nibbling, > ass grabbing, candle lit, close dancing nights. But that's for another > occasion. Why? Because today we're here to talk about making sweet luv. > > Okay, cut the cheesy 70s porno music. Thanks. > > I lied. There is no formula. I just threw those songs on one tape because > they were available to me, and not on any other compilation tape I > possessed. I would probably have substituted a few songs if I had the choice > at the time. Nevertheless, they were still tested for their rhythm. > > Hey, I'm not stupid. There is still one thing a Guinness can't do. And > that's making sweet luv. Oops. I forgot to cue the music again. > > It's drank time tooooo - night. > > Pease, Love, and vegetable rights, > > Paul > > *************************** > * Everything I need out * > * of life I've learned * > * from pornos. * > * -- me (Paul Russell)* > * * > *************************** ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 17:30:55 -0800 (PST) From: Scott Hutchinson Subject: MM: love song list We could run with this for days.. (and likely will!) As far as the 'classic' all-time love songs - Love Letters - Ketty Lester is right at the top of my list. A bit more contemporary - Two-Step - Low is as close to bliss as i've been in years. And reaching back to the vintage singer-songwriter years - Mad Mad Me - Wendy Waldman still melts me. nuff said for now.. Scott Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 21:10:34 -0500 (EST) From: BLUEHEN@webtv.net Subject: Re: MM: love song list Ricky Lee's "Must Be Love" or "We Belong Together", Tom Waits' "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You", Jonatha Brooke's "Because I Told You So", Patty Larkin's "All I've Waited For", Dire Straits "On Every Street"...oh, so many!! 0 0 U ~Patty~ http://pattyblee.cjb.net ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 22:43:51 EST From: FlamingRed74@cs.com Subject: Re: MM: Love SongsNPC How about "Talk Dirty To Me" --- Poison?? Seriously.. I hate this subject.. let's talk about something new, like bombing the Interscope Records headquarters!!! Now THAT sounds like a lovely way to spend my Valentine's Day to me! A whole bunch of disgruntled MMer's travel to Interscope Headquarters on the eve of Valentine's Day.. commandeer the masters of Silver Bell, then bomb the place. Then proceed to put the album up on Napster for all the world to hear! What a wonderfully splendid Valentine's Day that would be! Dave ------------------------------ End of mad-mission-digest V5 #39 ********************************