From: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org (mad-mission-digest) To: mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Subject: mad-mission-digest V3 #81 Reply-To: mad-mission@smoe.org Sender: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * mad-mission-digest-request@smoe.org * with ONLY the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * For the latest information on Patty's tour dates, go to: * http://www.spectra.net/~ducksoup/pattyg/patttyg.htm * OR * go to http://www.amrecords.com * then click "tour" and fill in the blanks :) * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: mad-mission-digest V3 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. mad-mission-digest Sunday, March 28 1999 Volume 03 : Number 081 Today's Subjects: ----------------- MM: Patty Drivel ["James P" ] MM: RE: Patty Drivel ["Paquin, John" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 27 Mar 1999 00:43:02 -0600 From: "James P" Subject: MM: Patty Drivel So I'm leaving work tonight at midnight and I usually pop in a certain tape to drive home to in the cool night air. My selection was to be Stevie Wonder's "Fulfillingness's First Finale" when low and behold, just as I put the car in first gear, the local Patty radio station plays "Goodbye." I mean, talk about FATE! What timing, huh? And a perfect end to a WACKY night at the local Barnes & Noble. You see, we're a FAMILY bookstore (at least that's what they want you to think) and many people come from all over the city looking for a little Harlequin romance novel (not that there's anything wrong with that!) and some coffee to soothe their souls. Well, tonight a couple of teenagers decided that it was perfectly appropriate to have sex in the women's bathroom. That's right, folks, sex in the women's bathroom. I've seen and heard A LOT in the two miserable years I've worked there but NOTHING has ever come close to that! Ahhhh, young love......(yeah, right) -Cristina ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 27 Mar 1999 16:19:10 -0600 From: "Paquin, John" Subject: MM: RE: Patty Drivel We had the same problem with people having sex in the bathrooms here. It got so bad, we had to take out the vibrating, heart-shaped bed. I guess some people can't handle a good thing. - -john ------------------------------ End of mad-mission-digest V3 #81 ********************************