From: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org (mad-mission-digest) To: mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Subject: mad-mission-digest V2 #337 Reply-To: mad-mission@smoe.org Sender: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-mad-mission-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk * If you ever wish to unsubscribe, send an email to * mad-mission-digest-request@smoe.org * with ONLY the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * For the latest information on Patty's tour dates, go to: * http://www.spectra.net/~ducksoup/pattyg/patttyg.htm * OR * go to http://www.amrecords.com * then click "tour" and fill in the blanks :) * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: mad-mission-digest V2 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. mad-mission-digest Thursday, November 5 1998 Volume 02 : Number 337 Today's Subjects: ----------------- MM: Laugh lines ["Perlman, Judith" ] Re: MM: Laugh lines ["Sean Palen" ] RE: MM: laugh lines [caroline bonnivier ] Re: MM: Support (NPC) [CornflkGl@aol.com] Re[6]: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath [cdaignea@bakerbotts.com] MM: FW: Laugh! ["Perlman, Judith" ] MM: npc--but so funny I had to share the love ["Josh \"schwa\" Tropp" ] RE: MM: Support (NPC) ["Paquin, John" ] Re: MM: laugh lines [VWoolf2@aol.com] MM: fav quote [jessica.sampson@sbaor.com (Jessica Sampson)] Re: MM: fav quote [cdaignea@bakerbotts.com] MM: funny lines [Yarek ] Re: MM: Changing direction [Mooodeee@aol.com] MM: yes, let's laugh [Beatnik511@aol.com] Re: MM: Changing direction [jessica.sampson@sbaor.com (Jessica Sampson)] Re: Re: MM: laugh lines [Mooodeee@aol.com] Re: Re: MM: Changing direction [Mooodeee@aol.com] Re: MM: Not very friendly, Howard....! [Michael Epstein Subject: MM: Laugh lines "But back at home their fat & psychopathic wives thrash them to an inch of their lives" Sorry, it's on the radio now. Also: "How can you eat your pudding if you haven't had any meat?" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 12:15:11 PST From: "Sean Palen" Subject: Re: MM: Laugh lines John Gorka came out with a new album about a week or so ago, he sings one song about his kid, "He looks like an angel when he's sleeping , but he looks like Charles Bronson when he cries, he looks like Charles Bronson when he's crying, he doesn't have the mustache but he's trying," it is a pretty song believe it or not, if you havent picked it up I recommend it to all. Sean ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 15:17:11 -0500 From: caroline bonnivier Subject: RE: MM: laugh lines oh i love this one...i just remembered it... "round about one or two, it started winding down, and he knew what they needed, they needed donuts, so they walked out to Krispy Krullers All Night Sugar Palace, and it was there at the doorway he said 'oh well, maybe not' inside there were six women talking, they were the most justified angry ex-girlfriends. and they swiveled around slowly like they saw something bad through the eyes in the back of their heads, like he always knew they had..." i love those last couple of lines. from dar williams, 'party generation'. its just such a great image. and... "he took a breath. he took a chance. he strode up in his leather pants." dar williams again. god i love her. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 15:21:56 EST From: CornflkGl@aol.com Subject: Re: MM: Support (NPC) Pattey i Love you're song KRISTINA you are my idoel pleeze write a song JUST FOR ME and call it fLUFFY and IlL go to youre CONTERTS. i love you. i love you. i love you. sEND ME AN ATUOGRAF. cALL ME sometimes. i lOVE YOU. Remember guys... in the scope of mailing lists, we're incredibly lucky with MM. Lots of other lists have posts like the above daily :) *snicker* Rachel :D ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 98 15:16:08 -0600 From: cdaignea@bakerbotts.com Subject: Re[6]: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath :/ How 'bout a salad shooter? ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: RE: Re[4]: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath Author: "Perlman Judith" at internet Date: 11/5/98 2:54 PM BARF!! > -----Original Message----- > From: cdaignea@bakerbotts.com [SMTP:cdaignea@bakerbotts.com] > Sent: Thursday, November 05, 1998 3:48 PM > To: kbpease@boston.crosswinds.net; mikeg@nscedu.com; > PerlmanJ@UJAFEDNY.ORG > Cc: mad-mission@smoe.org > Subject: Re[4]: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath > > > How about a year's supply of processed cheese slices instead? > > > ______________________________ Reply Separator > _________________________________ > Subject: RE: Re[2]: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath > Author: "Perlman Judith" at internet > Date: 11/5/98 2:33 PM > > > My dad's a doctor; I already have all that stuff. And they make > lovely > conversation pieces for when the friends come over. > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: cdaignea@bakerbotts.com [SMTP:cdaignea@bakerbotts.com] > > Sent: Thursday, November 05, 1998 3:13 PM > > To: kbpease@boston.crosswinds.net; mikeg@nscedu.com > > Cc: mad-mission@smoe.org > > Subject: Re[2]: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath > > > > > > As a consolation prize, Judy gets a one of those clear plastic > > anatomical models with the multi-colored organs that you see in > > > the > > Dr's offices. > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________ Reply Separator > > _________________________________ > > Subject: Re: MM: Re: Relax, Take a deep breath > > Author: "Michael C. Gay" at internet > > Date: 11/5/98 1:52 PM > > > > > > > > > > Kevin Pease wrote: > > > > > Strangely enough, I don't remember seeing your name on the > > ballot this > > > past > > > Tuesday. So when were you elected speaker for the "majority of > > people"? > > > > Actually, Kevin, I declared myself "King of the Lurkers" last > > week... I just > > neglected to post the assertion. > > > > Thanks to Judy for "Changing direction." > > > > "Blessed are the peace makers, for theirs is...?" What does > Judy > > get > > again? I know I get to inherit the earth-- not to worry, I'll > share. > > > > ~ mike > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 15:36:12 -0500 From: "Perlman, Judith" Subject: MM: FW: Laugh! > -----Original Message----- > From: Perlman, Judith > Sent: Thursday, November 05, 1998 3:27 PM > To: 'mad-mission@smoe.og' > Subject: Laugh! > > "Cause your mind is on vacation > And your mouth is working overtime." > > - Mose Allison ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 15:42:17 -0500 From: "Josh \"schwa\" Tropp" Subject: MM: npc--but so funny I had to share the love As far as pranks go, I think this would top the Best Ever list--> Please distribute this to everyone (on Earth, that is) that you know. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody dress in ape suits. We have 9 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 15:39:53 -0500 (EST) From: GKRG@grove.iup.edu Subject: MM: funny song lines lines that make me laugh- you take nanci, for me loretta's fine no i've changed my mine i'll take nanci, for you loretta's fine -toad the wet sprocket "nanci" all the radios agree with all the tv's and the magazines agree with all the radios and i keep hearing that same damn song everywhere i go maybe i should put a bucket over my head and a marshmallow in each ear and stumble around for another dumb numb week for another hit song to appear -ani difranco "fuel" you're the best one that we ever had you sit on your hair and you're tall as my dad. . . -dar williams "the babysitter's here" heck--almost every song on that cd makes me laugh (the honesty room) everybody do like a monkey if you wanna go on and get funky -duh. . .patty griffin "one big love" i could go on forever and ever, but i'll stop. can anyone give me the address for the ig mailing list? thank you! nancy ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 15:05:38 -0500 (CDT) From: Joshua Lilley Subject: Re: MM: Support (NPC) Hey CornFlake Girl...Rachel... This was the best laugh of the day....thanks. Fluffy??? Oh, man, that's toooo much.. cALL ME sometimes......(that was good) On Thu, 5 Nov 1998 CornflkGl@aol.com wrote: > Pattey i Love you're song KRISTINA you are my idoel pleeze write a song JUST > FOR ME and call it fLUFFY and IlL go to youre CONTERTS. i love you. i love > you. i love you. sEND ME AN ATUOGRAF. cALL ME sometimes. i lOVE YOU. > > > Remember guys... in the scope of mailing lists, we're incredibly lucky with > MM. Lots of other lists have posts like the above daily :) > > *snicker* > > Rachel :D > ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 15:05:09 -0600 From: "Paquin, John" Subject: RE: MM: Support (NPC) >>> i love you. i love you. i love you. sEND ME AN >>> ATUOGRAF. cALL ME sometimes. i lOVE YOU. Ahhhh! That's awesome!!! Thanks, Rachel! -john ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 16:12:30 EST From: VWoolf2@aol.com Subject: Re: MM: laugh lines In a message dated 11/5/98 3:24:07 PM Eastern Standard Time, caroline@guppy22.com writes: << so they walked out to Krispy Krullers All Night Sugar Palace, and it was there at the doorway he said 'oh well, maybe not' inside there were six women talking, >> Since we are on the Dar bandwagon this afternoon, I will have to add that I love the "oh well maybe not" part - that is so exactly what someone would say in that situation. However I have a question from Mike's posting quoting the same song. What is the game Kazam? Am I hopelessly out of the loop on that one? Any elucidation would be helpful. To get it back to Patty I would have to say that, given my Catholic school background, the line in reference to the pope "At night he is dreaming of hollow candle holders" cracks me up. Lisa ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1998 01:18:33 -0800 From: jessica.sampson@sbaor.com (Jessica Sampson) Subject: MM: fav quote Theres so many but I like this one. "Well I told you pretty baby such a long time ago, if I found you with another, well Id walk right out your door, well you might call me crazy theres one thing you should know, if you want me to love you you've got to give it up or let me go!!" Mrs. Bonnie Raitt ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 98 16:59:30 -0600 From: cdaignea@bakerbotts.com Subject: Re: MM: fav quote That reminds me of one of my fav quotes by the fabulous Bonnie Raitt..... "Backseat drivers don't know the feel of the wheel, but they sure know how to make a fuss." ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________ Subject: MM: fav quote Author: at internet Date: 11/6/98 1:18 AM Theres so many but I like this one. "Well I told you pretty baby such a long time ago, if I found you with another, well Id walk right out your door, well you might call me crazy theres one thing you should know, if you want me to love you you've got to give it up or let me go!!" Mrs. Bonnie Raitt ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:19:44 -0500 From: Yarek Subject: MM: funny lines The funniest line I've ever heard was in a song I have only heard once "She was ugly from the front" -Lyle Lovett :D - -Yarek Yarek Hrywna, Research Assistant The Ecosystems Center (508) 289-7540 (office) Marine Biological Labs FAX (508)457-1548 Woods Hole, MA 02543-1015 yhrywna@lupine.mbl.edu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:36:57 EST From: Mooodeee@aol.com Subject: Re: MM: Changing direction Judy asked... <> Hehehe... in one of Patty's new songs (i cant remember what its called--she talks about how the song was in tribute to her old job waitressing pizzas) she has a line in it where she sweetly sings in a childish southern accent, "Hey boss, here's my butt, why dont you give it a keeeisss?" Match that line with a silly expression on her face.... LOL!! Awesome! Mimi Alidor Austin, TX ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:40:41 EST From: Beatnik511@aol.com Subject: MM: yes, let's laugh dar... and what sort of a name is 'people against the treacherous use of fur' fur is already dead and besides, a name like that doesn't make a good acronym. (same song) and my boyfreind cant told me i've sold out... because he's in a cult.. and he's not aloud to talk to me. oh and this one too! he used to say our love was like hemp rope three times as strong as the kind you buy domestically ok, well, the whole song is beyond amusing everytime i hear it. if i could remember the rest off the top of my head id write it. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1998 02:50:16 -0800 From: jessica.sampson@sbaor.com (Jessica Sampson) Subject: Re: MM: Changing direction Isnt the song called "Under these clouds"? I didnt know it was a tribute, where did you hear it??? Just curious. Jessica Mooodeee@aol.com wrote: > Judy asked... > > < lines from songs that make you laugh? >> > > Hehehe... in one of Patty's new songs (i cant remember what its called--she > talks about how the song was in tribute to her old job waitressing pizzas) she > has a line in it where she sweetly sings in a childish southern accent, "Hey > boss, here's my butt, why dont you give it a keeeisss?" > > Match that line with a silly expression on her face.... > > LOL!! Awesome! > > Mimi Alidor > Austin, TX ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:56:59 EST From: Mooodeee@aol.com Subject: Re: Re: MM: laugh lines In a message dated 11/5/98 9:16:37 PM, you wrote: <> OMG!!! i just now caught that!!! ROFL!! how sick and funny!!! Mimi Alidor Austin, TX ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 18:05:54 EST From: Mooodeee@aol.com Subject: Re: Re: MM: Changing direction In a message dated 11/5/98 10:52:12 PM, you wrote: <> Hey Jessica, I cant remember what its called... i think you may be right tho... it was a moody, serious-sounding song, i do remember that. I heard her sing it at the Spider House in Austin at one of her secret solo appearances under the pseudonym "Ruby Maroon" ... was that last month? something like that. There were other Mishers there too, so maybe they could say. (its funny how i remembered that line and not the name of the song--go figure!) Mimi ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 18:10:25 -0500 From: Michael Epstein Subject: Re: MM: Not very friendly, Howard....! I wonder how many MM'ers wouldn't know Patty's music if people on some other list had kept quiet.... I owe thanks to some people over at the Dar list for diverting from talk about Dar (They've also spoken very well about Mary Arden Collins, and are currently buzzing about Christine Kane). Imagine knowing about some great musical artist, and keeping it a secret from music fans because of some weird list protocol. Since this is my first time posting here... Hi all! Michael E Charl Kroeger wrote: > > "Who the fuck cares about Mary whatever in Seattle, this is Mad Mission!... > Peace, > Howard" > > Well, Howard, she is another Mad-Missioner so if that's what you feel about > her I guess we can also say "who the fuck cares about Howard".... and you > sign your letter "peace"?.... please, give me a break! > > (Standing with Flame-thrower in hand...) > Charl ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 18:06:41 -0500 From: Mike Connell Subject: MM: Nineteen people have unsubscribed today So far, nineteen people have unsubscribed today. Thought you'd might like to know. Mike - Mad-Mission list owner P.S. To those that want less emails, we have digest and news-only versions. Lemme know if you are interested. - - * The Patty Griffin/Mad-Mission@smoe List Homepage is at: * http://www.spectra.net/~ducksoup/pattyg/pattyg.htm * * Rachel Martin's Patty Griffin Lyrics Archive is at * http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/3079/patty.html * * Jerry Zigmont's Flaming Red - A Patty Griffin Website is at * http://w3.nai.net/~zigmont * * Katie Peterson's Patty Griffin Guitar Tabs Archive is at * http://members.tripod.com/~Lifey/patty.html * * DuckOfPrey or WhyADuck55 on AOL or AOL Instant Messenger ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 18:42:55 EST From: UMCaner74@aol.com Subject: Re: MM: Patty Tonight in Louisville Oh man you People!! I love to hear these stories, but it just makes me want more and MORE to just quit my job and go on tour with her...do you think she needs an extra roadie?? LOL..As must as I love to see all the people going to see her now too, I am dreading the day that she is in front of thousands and I can't just stand in amazement in the front row and Adore her. I guess I'll just have to deal with that when it comes..Take Care everyone! Dave ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 18:52:53 EST From: CornflkGl@aol.com Subject: MM: more laugh lines OK., this one's paraphrased, but here we go... "This guy had on a shirt that said '10 ways beer is better than a woman', reason #1- 'beer always tastes fresh' I spit in his salad so it would be better dressed" - - - Jess Klein And about a million from Moxy Fruvous, but I'll cut it down... "My sister has three gender biases" "I was a person who would censor Pee Wee's Adventures" And the raunchiest band I know, so I'm gonna quote most of the song... ( read it out loud to get the full effect) "She was a fan of the A's Allergic to B's She traveled the C's Had a lovely pair of D's I met her with E's Convinced her to F And then she said 'G's, Stevie, I got a head H' I looked her in the I's rolled a couple of J's and when we felt oK, well, we both said what the L Started screaming MMM Baby, I'm burning at both N's Igave her the big O and wound up with Her P's Well, sometimes you miss your Q and you don't know who you R Don't even know que hora S When you're tainted by a T's I guess I let her U's All the credit on my Visa Must be seeing W Remind me of my X Guess that explains Y I wanna roll over and catch some Z's Now I've learned my ABC's" - - - The Rugburns Peace be witchoo all :) Rachel :D ------------------------------ End of mad-mission-digest V2 #337 *********************************