From: owner-lucy-list-digest@smoe.org (lucy-list-digest) To: lucy-list-digest@smoe.org Subject: lucy-list-digest V7 #31 Reply-To: lucy-list@smoe.org Sender: owner-lucy-list-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-lucy-list-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk lucy-list-digest Wednesday, March 16 2005 Volume 07 : Number 031 In this issue: [lucy-list] Alphabet Song Re: [lucy-list] Alphabet Song ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:09:41 -0500 From: Rabbi Lea Gavrieli Subject: [lucy-list] Alphabet Song Hi All, Lucy had sung a variation on the Buddy Kaye, Fred Wise, & Sidney Lippman song 'A, You're Adorable'. I believe the lyrics were in fact by her dad, 'A, You're an Awful Mess'. I thought Ron G had it on his lyrics page, but last night when I went looking for the words, they weren't there. Does anyone have the words to this really funny and cute parody? Thanks in advance, Lea G ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 17:48:48 +0100 From: Dierk Schlie Subject: Re: [lucy-list] Alphabet Song Hi, once upon a long time Benay send the lyrics to this list ... it's at the end ... enjoy the song ... dierk :-) Rabbi Lea Gavrieli schrieb: > Hi All, Lucy had sung a variation on the Buddy Kaye, Fred Wise, & Sidney > Lippman song 'A, You're Adorable'. I believe the lyrics were in fact by her > dad, 'A, You're an Awful Mess'. I thought Ron G had it on his lyrics page, but > last night when I went looking for the words, they weren't there. Does anyone > have the words to this really funny and cute parody? Thanks in advance, Lea G > >> Does anybody have the lyrics to the Alphabet Song? You mean the original or the Irving Kaplansky version? I don't remember the original, but if it's the Irving Kaplansky version you want, as I'll assume it is, I'll bite. The lyrics have been posted here before, but they bear repeating once in a while. It's HUGELY cathartic to recite them under your breath when you're angry at somebody (not that mild-mannered me ever gets angry with anyone, of course!): A, you're an awful jerk B, you have gone berserk C, you are nature's perfect crime D, you're a dopey lout E means your ears stick out F, you look foolish all the time G, you're a ghastly toad H, won't you hit the road I, you I'd like to ionize J, Jack the Ripper, please K, kill this bad disease L, how I'd love to punch your eyes M, N, O, P, I could go on I guess Q, R, S, T...alphabetically speaking, you're a mess U wear a silly smile V, vicious imbecile W, X, Y, Zed It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you And sink a hatchet in your head! ------------------------------ End of lucy-list-digest V7 #31 ****************************** This has been a posting from the Lucy Kaplansky mail list digest To unsubscribe send mail to Majordomo@smoe.org with "unsubscribe lucy-list-digest" in the body of the message