From: owner-lucy-list-digest@smoe.org (lucy-list-digest) To: lucy-list-digest@smoe.org Subject: lucy-list-digest V4 #278 Reply-To: lucy-list@smoe.org Sender: owner-lucy-list-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-lucy-list-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk lucy-list-digest Monday, December 9 2002 Volume 04 : Number 278 In this issue: [lucy-list] ALPHABET SONG Re: [lucy-list] ALPHABET SONG Re: [lucy-list] ALPHABET SONG ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 08 Dec 2002 10:18:55 +0000 From: "IAN BUCHAN" Subject: [lucy-list] ALPHABET SONG Does anybody have the lyrics to the Alphabet Song? _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 8 Dec 2002 07:04:05 EST From: GNACHO@aol.com Subject: Re: [lucy-list] ALPHABET SONG In a message dated 12/8/2002 5:21:55 AM Eastern Standard Time, uachdar@hotmail.com writes: > Does anybody have the lyrics to the Alphabet Song? > > "A,B,C,D,E,F,G ..." Sorry - couldn't resist. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 08 Dec 2002 22:07:31 -0500 From: "Benay Bubar" Subject: Re: [lucy-list] ALPHABET SONG >> Does anybody have the lyrics to the Alphabet Song? You mean the original or the Irving Kaplansky version? I don't remember the original, but if it's the Irving Kaplansky version you want, as I'll assume it is, I'll bite. The lyrics have been posted here before, but they bear repeating once in a while. It's HUGELY cathartic to recite them under your breath when you're angry at somebody (not that mild-mannered me ever gets angry with anyone, of course!): A, you're an awful jerk B, you have gone berserk C, you are nature's perfect crime D, you're a dopey lout E means your ears stick out F, you look foolish all the time G, you're a ghastly toad H, won't you hit the road I, you I'd like to ionize J, Jack the Ripper, please K, kill this bad disease L, how I'd love to punch your eyes M, N, O, P, I could go on I guess Q, R, S, T...alphabetically speaking, you're a mess U wear a silly smile V, vicious imbecile W, X, Y, Zed It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you And sink a hatchet in your head! Benay just finished with a weekend of concerts that, aside from having NO Lucy shows in it, was close to perfect...to be expounded upon later, perhaps ------------------------------ End of lucy-list-digest V4 #278 ******************************* This has been a posting from the Lucy Kaplansky mail list digest To unsubscribe send mail to Majordomo@smoe.org with "unsubscribe lucy-list-digest" in the body of the message