From: owner-loud-fans-digest@smoe.org (loud-fans-digest) To: loud-fans-digest@smoe.org Subject: loud-fans-digest V6 #232 Reply-To: loud-fans@smoe.org Sender: owner-loud-fans-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-loud-fans-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk loud-fans-digest Monday, November 20 2006 Volume 06 : Number 232 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [loud-fans] Traffic Rookies [CertronC90@aol.com] Re: [loud-fans] Leather Rookies [CertronC90@aol.com] [loud-fans] eureka! [CertronC90@aol.com] Re: [loud-fans] eureka! [Roger Winston ] Re: [loud-fans] eureka! [CertronC90@aol.com] [loud-fans] strongest A sides [CertronC90@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:58:58 EST From: CertronC90@aol.com Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Traffic Rookies In a message dated 11/18/2006 12:39:40 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, jeffreyw2fs.j@gmail.com writes: I think penis-enlargement-scam folks oughta just buy the Hummer-owners' mailing list - I'm sure it'd increase their sales dramatically I think the whole ad campaign should be done by spokesqueen Toby Keith. I'm toying with the idea of revisiting my teenage years and writing a parody of "I Love This Bar" titled "I Love These Fabulous Leather Pants." Or maybe I should title it "I Love Sgt. Cockring." But then again, don't we all. - --Mark ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:28:38 EST From: CertronC90@aol.com Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Leather Rookies In a message dated 11/19/2006 4:06:47 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, CertronC90@aol.com writes: writing a parody of "I Love This Bar" titled "I Love These Fabulous Leather Pants" Seriously working on this, since I can't sleep. It's just like being a teenager. I don't have a car, so I must entertain myself. Instead of staying up all night and watching "Night Tracks," I'm writing. I'm up against a quandary. My original title above is too long, and not true to the original. And, Toby is too over compensatory and/or insecure in his so called masculinity to ever use the word "fabulous." So, I'm either going for "I Love These Pants" or liberating myself with lots of noun fodder by Toby writing about his leather playroom titled "I Love This Room" which would be parallel to describing the bar room. But, doing the latter seriously limits my audience to mostly gay people, and I want it to have mass appeal. Analyzing the original song's lyrics, there's a rather high ratio of men he describes to women, and the sexually ambiguous nouns would mostly be describing men. Also, it's glaring how few three syllable words there are, so "fabulous" just won't work for several reasons. If only Duke, the Bush's beans spokesdog were here. He could tell me what to do. - --Mark "She was into S&M and Bible studies not everyone's cup of tea should would admit to me/ A cup of tea she would admit to no one" (Belle and Sebastian) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 16:42:21 EST From: CertronC90@aol.com Subject: [loud-fans] eureka! Sorry if this was too much for the list, but, with all that mention of genitalia and all, I figured I was in safe water.... Let me just say that, Duke visited me in a dream this morning and told me the answer was simple. 42. No really, it's so incredibly simple, that I stumbled all around it. Toby is writing about how much he loves his favorite gay (leather) bar. It all finally came together like snaps on his chaps. - --Mark, with too much time on his hands? (but having lots of fun) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 15:21:09 -0700 From: Roger Winston Subject: Re: [loud-fans] eureka! At Sunday 11/19/2006 02:42 PM, CertronC90@aol.com wrote: >Sorry if this was too much for the list, but, with all that mention of >genitalia and all, I figured I was in safe water.... > >Let me just say that, Duke visited me in a dream this morning and told me >the answer was simple. 42. No really, it's so incredibly simple, that I >stumbled all around it. Toby is writing about how much he loves his >favorite gay >(leather) bar. It all finally came together like snaps on his chaps. What the heck does this, and the previous post, even mean? I feel like I've glimpsed an alternate dimension that not only doesn't make sense to me, but which is also very deathly dull. Latre. --Rog - -- FlasshePoint, yet another blog among millions: http://www.flasshe.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:07:52 EST From: CertronC90@aol.com Subject: Re: [loud-fans] eureka! In a message dated 11/19/2006 5:31:07 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, rwinston@tde.com writes: What the heck does this, and the previous post, even mean? Send me $5.00 plus a self-addressed stamped envelope and I'll send you my special Mark decoder ring. Send me ten and I'll send you some really good meds. Andy had inspired me to write, and I was off in my creative process, working on my lyrical spoof, but I should have probably limited those to Andy, Jenny and Andrea. Sorry to be so dull to you (or others). - --Mark, impressed with how intelligent Sean Lennon is, as well as how good his music is (interviewed on World Cafe the other day) The apple doesn't fall far from the tree . ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:56:46 EST From: CertronC90@aol.com Subject: [loud-fans] strongest A sides Thinking about the vinyl album era, and how a side A made or broke a record (thinking of how people would stack albums on spindles, and how if side A didn't grab a listener they probably didn't bother with B) what is the one strongest side A in your opinion? I suppose the vinyl era ended in our around '86. Which is your absolute favorite side A, and why? - --Mark p.s. I did go back and read those posts--eek!--and, truth be told, I took some prescription pain meds after my left arm started hurting from that car accident, and I was a definitely in my own private Idaho--sorry, didn't realize how loopy I was! It warned against operating heavy machinery--no mention of computers ------------------------------ End of loud-fans-digest V6 #232 *******************************