From: owner-loud-fans-digest@smoe.org (loud-fans-digest) To: loud-fans-digest@smoe.org Subject: loud-fans-digest V2 #386 Reply-To: loud-fans@smoe.org Sender: owner-loud-fans-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-loud-fans-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk loud-fans-digest Tuesday, November 5 2002 Volume 02 : Number 386 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie [Tim_Pintsch ] [loud-fans] TSOOL rool ["Larry Tucker" ] [loud-fans] the new apples in stereo [dmw ] [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie [boyof100lists@juno.com] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie [John Sharples ] [loud-fans] Thank God, the final CD explosion [JRT456@aol.com] RE: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie ["Keegstra, Russell" ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie ["Joseph M. Mallon" ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie [John Sharples ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie ["Joseph M. Mallon" ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie ["Roger Winston" ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie [Miles Goosens ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Muppets (was: Movie) [Tim_Pintsch ] Re: [loud-fans] You only get five [John Sharples ] Re: [loud-fans] You only get five [Miles Goosens ] Re: [loud-fans] You only get five ["me" ] Re: [loud-fans] You only get five [Tim_Pintsch ] Re: [loud-fans] You only get five [Dave Walker ] Re: [loud-fans] You only get five [Miles Goosens ] [loud-fans] Muppets! [Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey ] Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie ["Andrew Hamlin" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 06:09:24 -0600 (CST) From: Tim_Pintsch Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie Joe, Sir, you are a genious, I too would have casted Jon Lovitz as Miles.... as for myself... I think I should get Jack Black... Be well, On Sun, 3 Nov 2002, Joseph M. Mallon wrote: > On Sun, 3 Nov 2002, John Cooper wrote: > > > Kevin Spacey as Joe Mallon > > > > As J.R. Taylor, Gary Oldman. > > Before I shaved my beard, it woulda been Gary Oldman as me. As Miles, Jon > Lovitz. > > Joe Mallon > jmmallon@joescafe.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 10:03:05 -0500 From: "Larry Tucker" Subject: [loud-fans] TSOOL rool Don't miss your chance to catch The Soundtrack of our Lives on their US tour! I had the good fortune to catch them in Charlotte on Halloween night along with ana morales and found them to be astounding. Though they played in a pretty small club they put on a helluva show for the 150 or so in attendance. Quite likely one of the best shows I've seen this year. Opening for them were fellow Swedes The Cato Salsa Experience who were good in a quirky Hives meet Mooney Suzuki kind of way. They're making their way across the US this month. - -Larry PS ...bring earplugs ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 10:59:38 -0500 (EST) From: dmw Subject: [loud-fans] the new apples in stereo my ears perked up at the comparisons to [early] primitives and darling buds, not to mention mr. easter [i hear that, and holsapple, too]. but what i mostly seem to hear overall is fastbacks. even the muffs a lil bit. yum. i thought apples were just sorta okay previously (i guess i've only heard _tone sole evolution_) but this is pretty keen. - -- d. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 12:18:37 -0500 From: boyof100lists@juno.com Subject: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie For lack of anything better to do on a Sunday afternoon, I think we should cast the Loudfans movie. Feel free to glamorize yourself or others. My first suggestions: As Sue Trowbridge, Reese Witherspoon. As Janet Ingraham Dwyer, Julia Roberts. And as glenn mcdonald...Vin Diesel. ..Jeff I should be played by Drew Carey. When I wore Wayfarer II framed (a stylish alternative to regular boring frames at twice the price) eyeglasses (the old huge style made by Baush and Lomb, no longer made, 'cause Luxotica makes the Wayfarer now, and they SUCK) people called me Drew Carey, which I took as I high compliment (or is that complement?). Either him or Charlotte Rae. - -Mark S. Upon running into his ex-wife, when playing a Hollywood club, Woody Allen says, on that debut record I mentioned, "I did not recognize her with...her wrists closed." np: Love Tractor _Around the Bend_ ________________________________________________________________ Sign Up for Juno Platinum Internet Access Today Only $9.95 per month! Visit www.juno.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 12:01:10 -0500 From: John Sharples Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie Quoting boyof100lists@juno.com: > Upon running into his ex-wife, when playing a Hollywood club, Woody Allen > says, on that debut record I mentioned, "I did not recognize her > with...her wrists closed." I grew up on those albums. Pound for pound probably the greatest stand-up comedy albums ever. The one about the moose? Oh my god. By the way, I just saw HOLLYWOOD ENDING the other day (I had completely forgotten about it until I saw it in the store, which happens all the time with him), and it's very, very funny! I had stayed away during the CELEBRITY era, but after this and JADE SCORPION I think it's safe to come back to Woody, kids! Err, that could have been phrased better. JS - ------------------------------- This mail sent through Brooklyn Law School WebMail http://www.brooklaw.edu/webmail - ------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 11:22:16 -0600 From: Chris Prew Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie On Monday, November 4, 2002, at 11:18 AM, boyof100lists@juno.com wrote: > For lack of anything better to do on a Sunday afternoon, I think we > should cast the > Loudfans movie. Feel free to glamorize yourself or others. I have been told I resemble John Travolta or the darker haired Baldwin brother (Stephen?). Unfortunately, the John Travolta I resemble is the heavier, older John Travolta. JT is a better actor, so he can play me. Hopefully I don't resemble the JT of Battleship Earth, Chris - ------- This thing I got today ---- Dear friend, On behalf of Shell, Mobil, and Exxon; Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, and GE; all the Enrons, Halliburtons, and Harkens; President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the other CEOs of the Cabinet; and thousands of us who are working for a better life for the wealthiest Americans, we have one simple request: Could you please just stay home tomorrow? See, we have things to do. Nations to invade. Wetlands to destroy. Oil to drill. Courts to pack. Corporate taxes to cut. What's frustrating for us is that we're coming up against some pretty stiff resistance. We've spent hundreds of millions of dollars to secure the Senate, but it looks like we just may lose it. Heck, we may even lose the House. We don't quite get what it is about our agenda that you people don't like, but it's clear that this time, you may be upset enough to actually do something about it. That's why we're writing this message to you today. Please don't vote. Ask your friends not to vote. What could the harm be in sitting this round out? If you could just stay home on Election Day, we can get back to the important business of running the nation for you, and we won't have to bother you again. Thank you, The Executive Committee Against Uppity Citizens ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 12:53:08 EST From: JRT456@aol.com Subject: [loud-fans] Thank God, the final CD explosion I'm happy to announce that I now have only four boxes of CD's left in my office from the Great Buy-Out Of 2002. One of those is nothing but duplicates, so I've thrown together another list of $5 CD's...mostly imports, all new, and many sealed. As usual, contact off-list if interested. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 12:37:33 -0600 From: "Keegstra, Russell" Subject: RE: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie >...cast the Loudfans movie. Feel free to glamorize yourself >or others. My part, bit though it may be, must be played by David Herman (Michael Bolton from Office Space), who must grow a scruffy beard for the part. Russ np: Shudder To Think, Pony Express Record allmusic gives this 4 1/2 stars and flag it the single recommended album for this band. MusicHound (the book) says the best thing about this album is you probably don't own it. You decide. I likes it. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 10:42:31 -0800 (PST) From: "Joseph M. Mallon" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie On Mon, 4 Nov 2002, John Sharples wrote: > I grew up on those albums. Pound for pound probably the greatest stand-up > comedy albums ever. The one about the moose? Oh my god. "And the joke's on them, 'cause it's restricted!" STANDUP COMIC on Rhino CD/Casablanca LP gathers 2 or 3 performances from the mid-60s, and is unfailingly funny, if you like his comedy thing. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:03:49 -0500 From: "jer fairall" Subject: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie Since someone already insisted that they be in the movie, either Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire can play me. But isn't watching a bunch of famous people sitting in front of their computers for two hours (or three, if Paul Thomas Anderson is directing) gonna be kinda boring? The soundtrack is gonna rock, though. Jer np: shelleydevoto, BUZZKUNST (sounds way more like THE HURTING-era Tears for Fears than Buzzcocks, I think, but that's fine with me) Keep Air Smoke Free - Deadline: Nov 5th http://www.care2.com/go/z/cleanair ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:07:17 -0500 From: John Sharples Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie I'm surprised we haven't cast Rog yet. Somebody's gotta help me out with this, cuz I've only seen a couple fuzzy web photos of the man. Michael Rapaport? Edie Falco as Carolyn Dorsey? (North Jersey thing) Speaking of Jersey, erstwhile lister Paula says her husband says Catherine Keener should play her. I was gonna suggest Iben Hjejle as Sue because she's Swedish, but it turns out she's Danish (Iben, not Sue), so forget that. I thought Bebe Neuwirth as ana was inspired. Why do I like this thread so much? I am such a doofus. Aaron Mandel: Jon Cryer. > Dear friend, > > On behalf of Shell, Mobil, and Exxon; Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, and GE... Please just vote tomorrow. And all you who think there is no diff between the Dems and Republicans, don't be so sure. There are plenty of people on ballots across the country tomorrow who think rape and incest victims shouldn't be allowed to have abortions. - ------------------------------- This mail sent through Brooklyn Law School WebMail http://www.brooklaw.edu/webmail - ------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:13:28 -0500 (EST) From: Michael Mitton Subject: Re: [loud-fans] the new apples in stereo On Mon, 4 Nov 2002, dmw wrote: > my ears perked up at the comparisons to [early] primitives and darling > buds, not to mention mr. easter [i hear that, and holsapple, too]. but > what i mostly seem to hear overall is fastbacks. even the muffs a lil bit. Thank you! Each time I've listened to the new apples, I've come away with a tune running in my head that I couldn't place. I got it now--Fastbacks' "Gone to the Moon." - --Michael NP Fastbacks ZUCKER ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 11:15:13 -0800 From: "me" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie > I'm surprised we haven't cast Rog yet. Somebody's gotta help me out with this, > cuz I've only seen a couple fuzzy web photos of the man. Michael Rapaport? Bill Pullman. - -- It's well known that if you take a lot of random noise, you can find chance patterns in it, and the Net makes it easier to collect random noise. Dr. James M. Robins, Professor of Epidemiology and Biostatistics at Harvard - -- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 11:35:09 -0800 (PST) From: "Joseph M. Mallon" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie On Mon, 4 Nov 2002, John Sharples wrote: > Speaking of Jersey, erstwhile lister Paula says her husband says Catherine > Keener should play her. Spot on! > I was gonna suggest Iben Hjejle as Sue because she's Swedish, but it turns out > she's Danish (Iben, not Sue), so forget that. I'm okay with that. :) Rog: Ron Livingston from OFFICE SPACE Sarah Gordon: Janeane Garofalo ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 11:47:18 -0800 (PST) From: Gil Ray Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie May I suggest that Don Knotts play me. Gil - --- John Sharples wrote: > I'm surprised we haven't cast Rog yet. Somebody's > gotta help me out with this, > cuz I've only seen a couple fuzzy web photos of the > man. Michael Rapaport? > > Edie Falco as Carolyn Dorsey? (North Jersey thing) > > Speaking of Jersey, erstwhile lister Paula says her > husband says Catherine > Keener should play her. > > I was gonna suggest Iben Hjejle as Sue because she's > Swedish, but it turns out > she's Danish (Iben, not Sue), so forget that. > > I thought Bebe Neuwirth as ana was inspired. > > Why do I like this thread so much? I am such a > doofus. > > Aaron Mandel: Jon Cryer. > > > Dear friend, > > > > On behalf of Shell, Mobil, and Exxon; Boeing, > Lockheed-Martin, and GE... > > Please just vote tomorrow. And all you who think > there is no diff between the > Dems and Republicans, don't be so sure. There are > plenty of people on ballots > across the country tomorrow who think rape and > incest victims shouldn't be > allowed to have abortions. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------- > This mail sent through > Brooklyn Law School WebMail > http://www.brooklaw.edu/webmail > ------------------------------- HotJobs - Search new jobs daily now http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 13:04:40 -0700 From: "Roger Winston" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie John Sharples on 11/4/2002 12:07:17 PM wrote: > I'm surprised we haven't cast Rog yet. Somebody's gotta help me out > with this, cuz I've only seen a couple fuzzy web photos of the man. > Michael Rapaport? I'm too homely for any (non-slumming) Hollywood type to play me. Going along with the George Clooney as Sharples thing, what about the rest of the ER cast? Anthony Edwards as Gil Ray Laura Innes as Sue Trowbridge Noah Wyle as Matt Weber Abraham Benrubi as Stewart Mason Also: Alyson Hannigan as Brianna Bradley Tim Blake Nelson as Miles Goosens Lauren Lee Smith (Mutant X) as Elizabeth Brion (I think it's the bangs) Gary Oldman is Joe Mallon Rebecca Pidgeon as ana luisa morales Robert Smigel would make a good Stewart also. Kudos to whoever suggested Orlando Bloom for dmw! Latre. --Rog ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 Nov 2002 14:21:31 -0600 From: Miles Goosens Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie At 01:04 PM 11/4/2002 -0700, Roger Winston wrote: >Tim Blake Nelson as Miles Goosens Can I have Lovitz back, please? OK, now match Muppets to Loudfans. later, Miles ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 12:21:43 -0800 From: "Michael Zwirn" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie > OK, now match Muppets to Loudfans. dibs on The Count. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:25:49 -0600 (CST) From: Tim_Pintsch Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Muppets (was: Movie) I got animal. tim On Mon, 4 Nov 2002, Michael Zwirn wrote: > > OK, now match Muppets to Loudfans. > > dibs on The Count. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 Nov 2002 15:29:47 -0500 From: Stewart Mason Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Muppets (was: Movie) I call Swedish Chef. bork bork bork, S ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 Nov 2002 14:38:11 -0600 From: Miles Goosens Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five 5. Morena Baccarin 4. Julianne Moore 3. Katy Selverstone 2. Charisma Carpenter 1. Sherilyn Fenn I'll regret leaving Charlotte Ross off that list, especially since there are no blondes on it (not counting Sherilyn in TWO MOON JUNCTION and a couple of unfortunate Charisma hairstyle choices). And I can't believe Eliza Dushku's not on it, but it's just five (sigh). Special to John Sharples: The TENNESSEAN ran a pic of Shania in a Ramones shirt on the cover of yesterday's entertainment section. Yummy. A small version of the pic is at http://tinyurl.com/2fhl. later, Miles ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 20:54:38 -0000 From: "Phil Gerrard" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Muppets (was: Movie) Me Grover. phil ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 16:31:30 -0500 (EST) From: dmw Subject: [loud-fans] muppet fozzie bear (this was decided long long ago) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 16:31:47 -0500 From: John Sharples Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five Quoting Miles Goosens : > Special to John Sharples: The TENNESSEAN ran a pic of Shania in a Ramones > shirt on the cover of yesterday's entertainment section. Yummy. A small > version of the pic is at http://tinyurl.com/2fhl. *Gulp.* Thanks, Miles. Hey, didn't you run into her recently? How close were you able to get to her, before being wrestled to the ground? Right back atcha: http://starwal.simplenet.com/charisma/charis3g.jpg Yikes! > 1. Sherilyn Fenn Twelve years ago my #1 was Mddchen Amick. I had completely forgotten about her until the other night when they had a TWIN PEAKS marathon on cable! Yowza. JS - ------------------------------- This mail sent through Brooklyn Law School WebMail http://www.brooklaw.edu/webmail - ------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 Nov 2002 16:00:16 -0600 From: Miles Goosens Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five At 04:31 PM 11/4/2002 -0500, John Sharples wrote: >Quoting Miles Goosens : > >> Special to John Sharples: The TENNESSEAN ran a pic of Shania in a Ramones >> shirt on the cover of yesterday's entertainment section. Yummy. A small >> version of the pic is at http://tinyurl.com/2fhl. > >*Gulp.* Thanks, Miles. Hey, didn't you run into her recently? How close >were >you able to get to her, before being wrestled to the ground? Three years ago almost to the day, within 10 feet, no wrestling involved -- tongue, bodyguard, or otherwise. She is even better looking in person. But contrary to how larger than life she looks in videos, she's really a pixie, at about 5'2" if that, and so small-waisted that if she got drunk at a party and put a lampshade on her head, it'd probably slide down her body and clatter to the floor around her ankles. The very tall brother of one of my friends, upon hearing that I had come within Ms. Twain's beatific presence, kept begging me "PLEASE say that she's at least five-five!" Heh, more shorties for me. :-) >Right back atcha: >http://starwal.simplenet.com/charisma/charis3g.jpg > >Yikes! Mmmm, Gothy Charisma, something we haven't seen on TV. Thanks! The pictures looks like it's about three years old, and given that her body is even more bodacious now... (sigh) >> 1. Sherilyn Fenn > >Twelve years ago my #1 was Mddchen Amick. I had completely forgotten about >her >until the other night when they had a TWIN PEAKS marathon on cable! Yowza. I still have the ROLLING STONE cover with Sherilyn, Lara Flynn, and Madchen, and there are no wrong choices there. The first time I saw Rose McGowan (another final cut from the Top 5), I thought "it's the love child of Sherilyn and Lara Flynn!" later, Miles ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:15:45 -0800 From: "me" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five > Gothy Charisma, something we haven't seen on TV. snark. gothy charisma - something we also do not see in the clubs. the general consensus here at my office is that that photo is frightening. sexy, but frightening. i like her better just plain pretty, not trying-way-too-hard glam-gothy. my top 5... hm... well, i guess if i can include teenage crushes as they were at the time... Morten Harket Aidan Quinn Owen Wilson Johnny Depp Ethan Hawke? i dunno... odd how i'm almost positive a few of those guys would bug the sh*t out of me after about 5 minutes. brianna - -- It's well known that if you take a lot of random noise, you can find chance patterns in it, and the Net makes it easier to collect random noise. Dr. James M. Robins, Professor of Epidemiology and Biostatistics at Harvard - -- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 14:24:50 -0800 From: "me" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five oh yeah - and as for the other side of the fence - Bjork Jennifer Connelly Winona Ryder Lauren Graham uh, i guess i only have 4. i'm no good at this. 5 is - i guess - Eliza Dushku - token blonde on the list, might get bumped by Lori Petty. - -- It's well known that if you take a lot of random noise, you can find chance patterns in it, and the Net makes it easier to collect random noise. Dr. James M. Robins, Professor of Epidemiology and Biostatistics at Harvard - -- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 16:38:21 -0600 (CST) From: Tim_Pintsch Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five hrmm Brittney Spears (Bite me, she's hot and legal) Claire Daines (I was fucked with to no end about this by my punk friends in '94 of my obsession of "My So Called Life" and prolly rightly so in retrospect, but she's still a hottie.) Katie Holmes (Lub that Soultry smile) Alyssa Milano Shirley Manson (She's the b@m6) Be well, ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 17:48:11 -0500 From: Dave Walker Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five current: Lori Petty Maura Tierney Khandi Alexander Jennifer Connelly Elisabeth Esselink (Solex) [who I was lucky enough to meet] historic: Martha Quinn (circa 1982-85) Grace Kelly (circa "Rear Window") Clare Grogan (circa 1981-83) Isabella Rossellini or her Mom (ooh, kinky) Sherilyn Fenn -d.w. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 04 Nov 2002 16:59:11 -0600 From: Miles Goosens Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five At 02:15 PM 11/4/2002 -0800, me wrote: >> Gothy Charisma, something we haven't seen on TV. > >snark. gothy charisma - something we also do not see in the clubs. > >the general consensus here at my office is that that photo is frightening. >sexy, but frightening. i like her better just plain pretty, not >trying-way-too-hard glam-gothy. I agree in general, but nothing wrong with a different look. At least it wasn't all MAXIMy "let's try to make everyone tan and blonde and BAYWATCH-looking." Not that they've succeeded with everyone (final cuts Rose McGowan, Laura Prepon, and Lucy Lawless come to mind as women who have done nice un-bronzed sessions for 'em), but there's a whole passel of otherwise cute women that their pics render indistinguishable. Not counting the ones who came in indistinguishable. >odd how i'm almost positive a few of those guys would bug the sh*t out of me >after about 5 minutes. I don't have the tape near me where he says this, so *paraphrasing* something the Other Scott Miller once said during a performance of "I Won't Go With Her": "no matter how hot you think a girl is, there's someone, somewhere, who's tired of her sh*t." Switch genders on the pronouns, and there ya go. :-) >oh yeah - and as for the other side of the fence - > >Bjork >Jennifer Connelly >Winona Ryder >Lauren Graham > >uh, i guess i only have 4. i'm no good at this. > >5 is - i guess - Eliza Dushku - token blonde on the list, might get bumped >by Lori Petty. The Dushku has been blonde? When? Where? Why? Some "historical" favorites, in reverse chronological order: Sela Ward c. 1999, Winona c. 1990, Justine Bateman c. 1983 (really, my first TV crush), Mary Tyler Moore c. 1970, Elizabeth Montgomery c. 1967, Diana Rigg c. 1966... later, Miles ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 18:24:03 EST From: JRT456@aol.com Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five Good news for all of you Maura Tierney fans. Get past the cabaret scene and into the underground, and you'll find a small segment of the crossdressing subculture that seriously idolizes and emulates Maura Tierney as the ideal woman. This began during the "NewsRadio" days, but a quick check informs me that everyone's also pleased with the "ER" Maura...who is, after all, kind of the same character. Anyway, the aspiring ladies are out there, and something about Maura makes her fairly imitable. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 17:27:46 -0600 From: Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five Quoting Tim_Pintsch : > Shirley Manson (She's the b@m6) Waitaminnit...she's the B-flat minor 6th? Oh. ..Jeff J e f f r e y N o r m a n The Architectural Dance Society www.uwm.edu/~jenor/ADS.html :: As long as I don't sleep, he decided, I won't shave. :: That must mean...as soon as I fall asleep, I'll start shaving! :: --Thomas Pynchon, _Vineland_ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 15:34:25 -0800 From: "me" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] You only get five > The Dushku has been blonde? When? Where? Why? oh wait - i have my buffy actresses all screwed up. Clare Kramer. not because she's particularly good looking, but because the character Glory just cracks me up. on second though, maybe Naomi Watts would be fun.' and "sh*t" was because it seems that some filter are looking at the message body rather than at the address. not sure why, but that's what it seems like from here. brianna ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 20:35:51 -0600 From: Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey Subject: [loud-fans] Muppets! Rose insists that I should be one of the elderly gents heckling in the balcony. She clarifies that I don't *physically* resemble either... ..Jeff, who shudders at the Jack Black comparison, but assumes it's not because he's short and a bit overweight, opinionated, or talkative, but because (as John well knows) he sings hell out of Van Morrison J e f f r e y N o r m a n The Architectural Dance Society www.uwm.edu/~jenor/ADS.html :: Californians invented the concept of the life-style. :: This alone warrants their doom. :: --Don DeLillo, _White Noise_ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 19:18:31 -0800 From: "Andrew Hamlin" Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie >I grew up on those albums. Pound for pound probably the greatest stand-up >comedy albums ever. The one about the moose? Oh my god. Ehhh. Sidesplitting, don't get me wrong, but the part about the "moving violation" gives me shudders, in light of subsequent events. Besides, where's THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE? I HAVE A PONY? (Only comedy album to make my All-Time Top 40.) "I STARTED OUT AS A CHILD"? BICENTENNIAL NIGGER? NO CURE FOR CANCER? TO IS A PREPOSITION, COME IS A VERB? Any damn thing Bill Hicks ever recorded? Oh, and people keep telling me to get NEW TEETH. You've met the Berkowitzes... Andy SUBJECTS: 1) Crash, Darby. 2) Microorganisms. - --from the Seattle Public Library's catalog entry for LEXICON DEVIL: THE SHORT LIFE AND FAST TIMES OF DARBY CRASH AND THE GERMS, by Don Bolles and Brendan Mullen ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 19:36:01 -0800 From: Matthew Weber Subject: Re: [loud-fans] Loudfans: The Movie At 7:18 PM -0800 11/4/02, Andrew Hamlin wrote: > >SUBJECTS: 1) Crash, Darby. > 2) Microorganisms. > >--from the Seattle Public Library's catalog entry for LEXICON DEVIL: THE >SHORT LIFE AND FAST TIMES OF DARBY CRASH AND THE GERMS, by Don Bolles and >Brendan Mullen Tell me this is a joke... Matt The children of Lord Lytton organized a charade. The scene displayed a Crusader knight returning from the wars. At his gate he was welcomed by his wife to whom he recounted his triumphs and the number of heathen he had slain. His wife, pointing to a row of dolls of various sizes, replied with pride: "And I too, my lord, have not been idle." G.W.E. Russell, Collections and Recollections, ch. 31 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 23:10:32 -0600 From: Jeffrey with 2 Fs Jeffrey Subject: [loud-fans] test... Censorship is good because [...] and [...] in order to [...]. ..Jeff J e f f r e y N o r m a n The Architectural Dance Society www.uwm.edu/~jenor/ADS.html :: "am I being self-referential?" ------------------------------ End of loud-fans-digest V2 #386 *******************************