From: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2014 #1746 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe:mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Website:http://jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Thursday, February 12 2015 Volume 2014 : Number 1746 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Regarding your application [ingrid lochrenberg ] But wait, there's more... ["Jim L'Hommedieu" ] New Library item: An Oral History of Laurel Canyon, the Sixties and Seventies Music Mecca [TheStaf] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:50:03 +0200 From: ingrid lochrenberg Subject: Regarding your application Dear Joni Mitchell You have been successful in your application for the philosophy professor-ship. We have followed your work, not only on clouds and urbanisation and travel , but also on electricity. We feel you are terribly suggestive talking about a Minus, getting your he's and your she's mixed up, and alluding to the MINUS having the breakdown of the century as a result of getting confused about the system of electricity. We surmise that in trying to figure out her own system of electricity, she was going beyond the strict categories of male and female, input and output. Yes we know that some Greek god imagined out loud whether ecstasy was more achievable as a male or female... but that was eight thousand years ago or so, and in that time civilization has not advanced at all.... as you know we haven't even figured out that men are generally far more bitchy than women.... Well you also say that this minus has her own fuses and splices, which is evocative, but then you dare to say that"were once loved together and we floodlit that time"... even that the lines overloaded and the sparks started flying. We feel you have explored too many topics and that you are too opinionated. We think that this is why you are attracting such vitriol and antagonism. We are in a position of being at a loss to explain it. Could it be that being born with gifts is a curse. We have a schizophrenic among us who gets desperately confused but somehow she thinks she understands you and she keeps speaking for you. We are sure that even you see the absurdity in this. We would like you to take up this post because we need to make our own study into why your being opinionated is so offensive in this modern enlightened age that can reward entrepreneurs with one single idea so handsomely. The women among us gracefully come to the rescue of the all the shattered egos...... The drummers, the dreamers.... Even the schizophrenic has said she wants to now acquire grace . We want you here because if we can figure out why you elicit such antagonism we feel that we will have found something to soothe the male psyches and maybe we can figure out what the women know because they won't tell us. We have a crazy scene here, and you can make a lot of money. Sent from my Windows Phone ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2015 23:10:42 -0500 From: "Jim L'Hommedieu" Subject: But wait, there's more... > She fled to Toronto and gave birth in secret, never even telling her parents about the child, whom she placed for adoption, until the story was revealed, against her will, in the 1990s.> I don't know her personally but I read everything I could get my hands on, around that time. The way I remember it, Joni's managers filtered out many claims from young women who thought they might be her daughter. Joni herself was trying to find Kelly too, ostensibly to pass along Joni's medical history. When the Internet community helped Kilauren get to Management, it was a happy ending to an agonizing search by both parties. WTH is up with all of this bitterness? Did she come all this way to end it, like her hero, Friedrich Nietzsche, in despair and suicide? Jim ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 8 Feb 2015 14:34:32 -0700 (MST) From: TheStaff@JoniMitchell.com Subject: New Library item: An Oral History of Laurel Canyon, the Sixties and Seventies Music Mecca Title: An Oral History of Laurel Canyon, the Sixties and Seventies Music Mecca Publication: Vanity Fair Date: 2015.3.0 http://jonimitchell.com/library/view.cfm?id=2925 ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2014 #1746 ****************************** ------- To post messages to the list,sendtojoni@smoe.org. Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe -------