From: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2011 #155 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Website: http://jmdl.com JMDL Digest Friday, May 27 2011 Volume 2011 : Number 155 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Dylan at 70, njc [] New Library item: Stars like Joni Mitchell, Linda Ronstadt polished their talents at Chessmate coffeehouse blocks from campus [] FW: Willie's willy (very mildly off-color) positively njc [Walt Breen Subject: Dylan at 70, njc The local newspaper had an editorial cartoon on Dylan's 70th birthday. It showed an elderly man reading a paper advertising a Bob Dylan concert. His daughter said, "No, Dad, I'm not going to drive you to a Bob Dylan concert!". Jim L'Hommedieu ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 May 2011 21:23:14 -0600 (MDT) From: TheStaff@JoniMitchell.com Subject: New Library item: Stars like Joni Mitchell, Linda Ronstadt polished their talents at Chessmate coffeehouse blocks from campus Title: Stars like Joni Mitchell, Linda Ronstadt polished their talents at Chessmate coffeehouse blocks from campus Publication: The Varsity News (University of Detroit Mercy) Date: 2011.3.2 http://jonimitchell.com/library/view.cfm?id=2378 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 26 May 2011 22:33:47 -0600 From: Walt Breen Subject: FW: Willie's willy (very mildly off-color) positively njc Here's a "little something" by Willie Nelson; don't know if there's a melody to it... "I have outlived my pecker." >>>> >>>> The Penis Poem (by Willie Nelson) >>>> >>>> My nookie days are over, >>>> My pilot light is out. >>>> What used to be my sex appeal, >>>> Is now my water spout. >>>> >>>> Time was when, on its own accord, >>>> From my trousers it would spring. >>>> But now I've got a full time job, >>>> To find the flippin' thing. >>>> >>>> It used to be embarrassing, >>>> The way it would behave. >>>> For every single morning, >>>> It would stand and watch me shave. >>>> >>>> Now as old age approaches, >>>> It sure gives me the blues. >>>> To see it hang its little head, >>>> And watch me tie my shoes!! Walt Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. George Santayana ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2011 #155 ***************************** ------- To post messages to the list, send to joni@smoe.org. Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe -------