From: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2007 #510 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Website: http://jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Monday, December 24 2007 Volume 2007 : Number 510 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: Turbulent Indigo Christmas njc ["Randy Remote" ] Rian's quizzes, njc [Laura Stanley ] Re: Lurk no more, njc [Laura Stanley ] Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 [srobe444@aol.com] Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 [Monika Bogdanowicz ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:29:35 -0800 From: "Randy Remote" Subject: Re: Turbulent Indigo Christmas njc Holy cow, Jeannie- I'm glad you are okay-what an ordeal ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:58:00 +1100 From: Mark-Leon Thorne Subject: Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL Thank you so much for that explanation, Jamie. I truly value your knowledge on these matters. I know next to nothing about art. You really are the best person for jonimitchell.com's art curator. BTW do you pronounce it "Goff" or "Go"? As you may know, one of Australia's more colourful ex Prime Ministers was Gough Whitlam and he pronounced it, "Goff". Mark in Sydney ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:06:24 +0000 From: "Jamie's Box of Paints" Subject: FACEBOOK hmmmm... there are 66,770 on facebook who have listed as being a Joni fan. Can you imagine if they were ALL on the jmdl? IT would be GREAT but I can imagine that the inbox would be FULL!!!! Merry Christmas and Much Joni Jamie Zoob - -- I am a lonely Painter I live in a Box of Paints I'm frightened by the devil But I'm drawn to those ones that 'aint afraid... Jamie Zubairi can be found for voice-overs at http://uk.voicespro.com/jamie.zubairi1 acting CV and showreel at http://uk.castingcallpro.com/u/81749 http://www.jamiezubairi.co.uk Facebook me! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:11:33 -0800 (PST) From: Laura Stanley Subject: Rian's quizzes, njc Hi Ya'll, I'm so impressed with Rian's quizzes!!!! I wish there was a quiz section on JoniMitchell.com where we could easily access these quizzes. They are great learning tools and are really building my interest in listening more carefully to Joni's albums but most of all they are so much fun!!! Love, Laura ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:24:46 -0800 (PST) From: Laura Stanley Subject: Re: Lurk no more, njc Martha wrote: Being a librarian,(and I think there are a few on this list), it would be fun too to have NR(now reading). Joni reads a lot too. Hi Martha! Welcome out of lurkdom! I always wonder who might be out there. I think there is a gold mine of lurkers. Hi Lurkers! Your NR is a great idea! Please, tell us more about yourself; like when and how did you discover Joni; what is your favorite Joni album; what do you think of Shine, do you play an instrument and/or sing, etc? We'd love to hear it all. Love, Laura NR: The Visionary Window, by Amit Goswami NP: the sounds of wearing ear plugs ____________________________________________________________________________________ Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:06:13 -0500 From: srobe444@aol.com Subject: Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 I have totally lost contact what is IFTKOMS? And why do people hate Dancing Clown so much? The song is so much fun, and souch a ken observation of human nature, although I am put off a bit by the "high yellow" reference still: why do people hate this song? - -----Original Message----- From: onlyJMDL Digest To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Sent: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 3:00 am Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 onlyJMDL Digest Monday, December 24 2007 Volume 2007 : Number 405 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: - -------- Re: JoniQuiz Pt 5: Turbulent Indigo [Eric Taylor ] Dreamland, the album [Rian Afriadi ] Re: Joni Quiz Pt.3 : Blue [Monika Bogdanowicz ] Re: Hissing Quiz [Jahida Jorganes ] ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL [Rian Afriadi ] Re: Hissing Quiz, Thx 2 Jahida [Rian Afriadi ] Re: Dreamland, the album [Bob Muller ] Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #404 [StDoherty@aol.com] Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL ["Mark Scott" ] Turbulent Indigo Christmas [Jeannie ] - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:33:35 -0500 (GMT-05:00) From: Eric Taylor Subject: Re: JoniQuiz Pt 5: Turbulent Indigo Okay I'll bite again! >>Arrange these (first mentioned to last mentioned) (1) Hostile sun beatin down (2) Jackoffs at the office (3) Tragedies in the nurseries (4) The ulcerated ozone<< 1, 4, 2, 3. >>2. How do you stop a runaway train? / How do you stop a ... rain?<< c. driving >>3. You wanna make Van Goghs, raise 'em up like ...<< b. sheep >>4. Brash fields, crude crows / In a scary sky. True or False : Joni talked about Van Gogh's painting titled A Wheatfield With Cypresses.<< It sounds familiar so I vote true. >>5. Jesus was mentioned twice on the album. Once on the song The Magdalene Laundries, and once on the song ...<< b. Turbulent Indigo >>6. True or False : Turbulent Indigo won Best Pop Album at the Grammy but lost the Album of The Year category to Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill.<< Sadly I think that this is true. Although Joni also got a Grammy for best cover art. I just loved that she beat out Madonna!!!!!!!!! >>7. Arrange these! (Last chance lost ...) (1) The shrew will not be tamed (2) The hero cannot make the change (3) They bicker on the rifle range<< 2,3,1 ??????? >>8. How old was the baby when he said 'Daddy, let's get some girls...' a. three b. four c. five d. six<< b. four (i'm sooo tempted to cheat with this one but i won't). <<9. .......... 'Sentenced into dreamless drudgery a. Woe-begotten daughters b. Prostitutes and destitutes c. Peg O'Connel d. Fallen women e. Patti Parlette<< a. we woe-begotten daughters. How could anyone forget this profound line??? >>10. Which line is Borderline's last line? a. Borderlines b. Will draw a borderline c. Just a borderline d. Another borderline<< Which version??? Okay I vote d. >>11. Which sentence is Yvette's very first sentence? a. Do you have a cigarette? b. comment vous appelez-vous? c. Please have this d. Avez-vous un allumette? e. Voulez-vous coucher avec-moi ce soir? f. O lalalala bebe. C'est dur dur d'etre bebe.<< Oh Jesus I'm not good at French! But I think it's d. >>12. What is the genre/style of the front cover painting? a. Post-Impressionism b. Expressionism c. Art nouveau d. Fauvism e. Hedonism<< Definately Post-Impressionism! >>13. Who played the percussion part on the song Sex Kills? a. Joni Mitchell b. Jim Keltner c. Carlos Vega d. Don Alias<< I believe that was Joni and Larry drumming away. >>14. What was the weapon used by the main character of the song Sunny Sunday? a. gun b. Iraq's weapon of mass destruction (O! Now we know why Mr. Bush couldn't find it!) c. pistol d. riffle<< Come on, this is too easy!!! C. >>15. Who is the guest vocalist on the song How Do You Stop? a. Charlie Midnight b. Dan Hartman c. Seal<< C. Seal. Gee I sure hope I pass this latest Joni test! If not I'm afraid I'm going straight to hell in a bucket of my own making. This is a lot of fun, Rian. Thank U for such a fun challenge! ET NP: STB (T'log) - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:12:23 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: Dreamland, the album Ah, actually i was going to send you the answer of TI&THOSL Quiz. But i forgot to bring my FD. Anyway, is Dreamland (the album) = The Best of Joni Mitchell?? Dancing Clown is on the tracklist. Rian NP. Beatles - Drive My Car - - --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:46:20 -0800 (PST) From: Monika Bogdanowicz Subject: Re: Joni Quiz Pt.3 : Blue 7. Which CSN&Y member made a contribution on this album? a. Neil Young b. Graham Nash c. David Crosby d. Stephen Stills e. Bob Muller E! Everybody knows that Bob was the brains of that band. So tell me Bob....what was it like playing on Joni's album? - - -Monika "We all come and go unknown..." - - --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:54:57 -0800 (PST) From: Jahida Jorganes Subject: Re: Hissing Quiz Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:36:23 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: JoniQuiz Pt. 6 : the Hissing of Summer Lawns Grand prize for those who score 100%: Chippendale where nobody sits in 1. "The Jungle Line" borrows a field recording from Africa of the Warrior Drums of ....., onto which Joni dubs guitar, synthesizer and her vocal line. d. Burundi 2. How many black men are there on the cover of the album? b. 5 3. Which guest artist did not yell Do you want to dance? on In France They Kiss On Main Street? c. Graham Nash (pure guess) 4. A diamond dog / Carrying a ...... and a cane c. cup 5. Arrange this famous line: guesses/based/on/what/is/set/of/time/and/change/is/touching change / on / based / set / touching / each / and / is / guesses / what / of / time 6. Edith in his bed / A ... in the rain is humming / The wires in the walls are humming d. plane (My favorite Joni song!) 7. Which one is the song that talks about a woman who is being treated as part of her husband's portfolio? b. Harrys House / Centerpiece 8. What is boho? a. somebody who does not live according to the conventions of society c. bohemian 9. Arrange this! (track order) (2) Harry's House/Centerpiece (4) Shades of Scarlet Conquering (5) The Boho Dance (3) The Hissing of Summer Lawn (1) Don't Interrupt The Sorrow 10. Arrange this! (4) Through savage progress cuts the jungle line (1) Through huts through Harlem through jails and gospel pews (3) Through Europe and the deep deep heart of Dixie blue (2) Through the class on Park and the trash on Vine 11. Who is Rousseau? (mentioned on The Jungle Line) b. An artist also known as Le Douanier. c. A forerunner of impressionism, recognized for his masterpiece Outskirt of The Forest of Fountainebleau. 12. Which sentence is IFTKOMS's last line? a. And we were rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling b. We were rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling c. And we'd be rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling d. Rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling e. Yeah! 13. Watching those high fashion girls / Skinny black models with ... curls b. raven 14. Jesus was mentioned once. On which song? (e). none of the above. It was in IFTKOMS 15. True or False : Shadows and Light is Joni's first guitar and piano-free song. False 16. True or False : Rolling Stone Magazine declared the album The Worst Album Title of The Year. True Bonus Question. Beware! This is the most difficult one. Which JMDL member uses a phrase from the album as her email address? a. Laura Stanley I hope I did better on this one! And here I thought I knew some Joni stuff...I know absolute shit! - - --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:18:03 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL ANSWER Turbulent Quiz Warning : i wrote this using Ms Word, and then paste it. So, you cant find apostrophes. 1. (2) (3) (4) (1) 2. c. driving 3. b. sheep 4. False. The painting is called Crows In Wheatfield. This painting is Van Goghs last painting, he painted it just before his suicide. For those who havent seen it, please give the masterpiece a look. What a tortured artist Van Gogh was! <> <> 5. b. Turbulent Indigo No mercy Sweet Jesus! / No mercy from Turbulent Indigo 6. F. TI was not even nominated on Album of The Year Category. Only best pop album and best packaging. 7. (2) (1) (3) 8. a. three I heard your baby say / When he was only three / "Daddy let's get some girls / One for you and one for me". I wonder if Hugh Heffners son asked the same question... 9. e. Patti Parlette. No! Kidding. The right one is d. Fallen women (Hi Patti, howre you?) 10. d. Another borderline (a little bit difficult eh?) 11. d. Avez-vous un allumette? The answer f. is from a song made popular by a baby singer from France, Jordy, back in 1992 (do you remember him?). I wonder where he is right now... 12. a. Post-Impressionism 13. our hero, a. Joni Mitchell 14. c. pistol Then she points a pistol through the door 15. c. Seal ANSWER The Hissing Quiz 1. d. Burundi 2. b. 5 people <<< gossip says that the green house on the right was Jonis house. Is that true?>>> 3. a. John Guerin John Guerin was the drummer on all tracks except The Jungle Line and Sweet Bird 4. c. cup 5. Guesses based on what each set of time and change is touching 6. d. plane 7. c. The Hissing of Summer Lawn 8. boho is c. bohemian And bohemian is a. somebody who does not live according to the conventions of society <<>> <> 9. (5) (2) (4) (3) (1) 10. (2) (4) (3) (1) 11. b. An artist also known as Le Douanier. (his real name is Henri Rousseau) (Have you seen his paintings called The Snake Charmer and oh, whats the name, i forgot? The Hunter) a. is Jean Jacques Rousseau c. is Theodore Rousseau d. is Robinson Cruso e. is Madame Tussaud, and f. is Greta Garbo (too many Rousseaus, too little land) (Patti, is your fullname Patti Parlette Rousseau?) 12. d. Rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling Lyric section of jonimitchell.com suggests it was c. <>. But, check the song yourself. 13. b. raven Mark-Scott told me that it was actually raveen hair. 14. b. The Boho Dance Jesus was a beggar, he was rich in grace 15. False! Remember The Fiddle and The Drum? 16. True. But most people mistakenly thought that RS declared the album the worst album of the year. Anyway, i still cant understand why so many people hated the album. Bonus Question. d. Catherine McKay, Laura Stanley uses , but i guess sweetbirdur is not a phrase. It is a sentence. Rian Who uses PS. Actually i still have tons of quiz stocks, but i think im gonna save them for now (naysayers : Hurrah! Finally he stop it) and post them some time soon (O No! Not again!!!). :-D. I have a feeling youll be busy this Xmas time and wont have time doing this quiz. So, save it for after Xmas. Anyway, it is almost Dec 25th, Merry Christmas for those who celebrate it. For those who dont (like me), well, just go celebrate no day special. PS: Anyway, who won those Chippendales??? PS: Mark-Scott roxx again! His scored 87% on both quizzes!! You got higher scores? Dont be shy telling us. PS: Another thing that i like from this quiz: there are few lurkers (whom i never read their names on the list) sent their answers. Hi to you all! - - --------------------------------- Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:30:19 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: Re: Hissing Quiz, Thx 2 Jahida Jahida wrote : 14. Jesus was mentioned once. On which song? >>>(e). none of the above. It was in IFTKOMS +++ Oh yeah! I forgot that Jesus was also mentioned on IFTKOMS! Conclusion : On THOSL, Jesus was mentioned twice, once on IFTKOMS and once on The Boho Dance. Thanks Jahida!!! Rian NP. IFTKOMS PS. Jahida also wrote : <<> (referring to Edith and Kingpin) ++ Well Jahida, you've got a good taste. How do i know? I love that song too. :-) - - --------------------------------- Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:10:10 -0800 (PST) From: Bob Muller Subject: Re: Dreamland, the album So, you answered your own question there, Rian. Having Dancing Clown on the tracklist is akin to placing a turd in the punchbowl...no matter how good the rest of the mix is, it becomes instantly tainted with a foul stench. DC notwithstanding, Dreamland is a pretty good compilation, albeit one with no purpose. I would think that most Joni fans would consider "Hits" as the generic "Best of Joni Mitchell", that is if you define *best* as *most popular*. Joni, by her own admission and backed up by much evidence, was never a hitmaker on her own - it was not her career path. As for royalty pennies, now that's another story - she's achieved more in that category than most artists can even dream of. I would also imagine that most of us, in compiling a "Best Of Joni Mitchell", would steer very clear of the more familiar songs in favor of those that affect us on a more personal and powerful level. If you ask me, I think Dreamland was a subversive way to get some eartime for some of Joni's songs (the aforementioned turd, the inferior orchestral versions of Amelia & For The Roses, Nothing Can Be Done) by including them in with titles that people were familiar with (Free Man In Paris, Carey, BYT, etc). Bob NP: Elvis Costello, "When It Sings" - - --------------------------------- Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:04:37 EST From: StDoherty@aol.com Subject: Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #404 Anyone know how I can get a copy of the Turner tribute to Joni? **************************************See AOL's top rated recipes (http://food.aol.com/top-rated-recipes?NCID=aoltop00030000000004) - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:26:15 -0800 From: "Mark Scott" Subject: Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL - - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rian Afriadi" To: "jonipeople" ; "eric" Sent: Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:18 AM Subject: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL > 12. a. Post-Impressionism > Not meaning to quibble with Rian about this answer. I have really been enjoying the quizzes. But I'm curious as to how Van Gogh's painting style is correctly categorized. According to Wikipedia: Van Gogh is a pioneer of what came to be known as Expressionism. He had an enormous influence on 20th century art, especially on the Fauves and German Expressionists. And yet the very first sentence of the entry in Wikipedia says: Vincent Willem van Gogh (30 March 1853 - 29 July 1890) was a Dutch Post-Impressionist artist. So. Did Van Gogh begin as a Post-Impressionist painter and then progressively develope into an Expressionist? If so, how would you class the painting with the fur hat, overcoat and bandaged head that Joni parodied on the cover of Turbulent Indigo? Art experts? Is Debra Shea still out there lurking somewhere? Mark in Seattle - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:01:20 +0000 From: "Jamie's Box of Paints" Subject: Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL Well, he came directly after what the critics called 'Impressionism' but was more than merely just 'after impressionism' as that doesn't really cover what Van Gogh did to the art world... It was his expressionistic use of colour and brushstrokes which gave his work a the expressionism that we understand it to be. But contemporary critics wouldn't have been able to call Van Gogh an 'Epressionist' as they hadn't coined the term in that way, that term (for artists, I believe) came much later. So technically, he's a Post Impressionist.... So perhaps Joni's parody is Expressionistic but she's parodying a Post Impressionist! lol Much Joni Jamie Zoob On 23/12/2007, Mark Scott wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Rian Afriadi" > To: "jonipeople" ; "eric" > Sent: Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:18 AM > Subject: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL > > > > 12. a. Post-Impressionism > > > > Not meaning to quibble with Rian about this answer. I have really > been enjoying the quizzes. > > But I'm curious as to how Van Gogh's painting style is correctly > categorized. According to Wikipedia: > > Van Gogh is a pioneer of what came to be known as Expressionism. He > had an enormous influence on 20th century art, especially on the > Fauves and German Expressionists. > > > And yet the very first sentence of the entry in Wikipedia says: > > Vincent Willem van Gogh (30 March 1853 - 29 July 1890) was a Dutch > Post-Impressionist artist. > > > So. Did Van Gogh begin as a Post-Impressionist painter and then > progressively develope into an Expressionist? If so, how would you > class the painting with the fur hat, overcoat and bandaged head that > Joni parodied on the cover of Turbulent Indigo? Art experts? Is > Debra Shea still out there lurking somewhere? > > Mark in Seattle > - - -- I am a lonely Painter I live in a Box of Paints I'm frightened by the devil But I'm drawn to those ones that 'aint afraid... Jamie Zubairi can be found for voice-overs at http://uk.voicespro.com/jamie.zubairi1 acting CV and showreel at http://uk.castingcallpro.com/u/81749 http://www.jamiezubairi.co.uk Facebook me! - ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:49:34 +0000 From: Michael Subject: SJC 10 best list Time to be thinking about changing that wall calendar and looking back on all the great moments of the past year. Here is my list of 10 cd's that brought me much pleasure. 1. Shine - of course. How lucky we were this yearto be treated, to not one, but two, Joniesque releases. And a Joni release is always cause for celebration. While her record was generally well received, it has failed to appear on many of the 10-best lists that I've seen so far. Whatever, it's certainly on mine. 2. And, Herbie Hancock - River : the Joni Letters, follows as a close second. What a treat this album is. Can't beat his collaborators either, ahem, except for Leonard's offering ! 3. Coral Egan - Magnify. Soulful songs with a heart and a groove from one of the bright lights of the Montreal music scene. 4. Feist - The Reminder. While not as ground-breaking as her previous release, Let it Die, this CD still ranks high above the masses of similar alt-pop efforts. Feist is glory bound for the Grammys this year, as this record appears on just about every top 10 list I've seen so far. 5. Patty Griffin - Children Run Through. The voice. That strong, crystal clear voice, that goes straight to the heart. A stunner. 6. Pascale Picard Band - Me Myself and Us. This upstart from Quebec City is riding a meteoric wave of critical and commercial success in this neck of the woods. Her tuneful Alanis-like debut record rocks great. 7. Koop - Islands. I love this group. The electro pop, nu-jazz duo from Sweden attracts great collaborators. Swing cabaret. This album has spun around many times in my player over the last year. 8. Claire Martin - He Never Mentioned Love. Britain's greatest jazz stylist pays hommage to the late, great, greater, greatest, Shirley Horn. Another show stopper. 9. Molly Johnson - If You Know Love. This Toronto powerhouse has a growly groove like no other. Always a satisfying listen. 10. Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - 100 Days and 100 Nights. Move over, Amy Winehouse. Sharon Jones is the real thang, baby. A high five for this one. Happy holidays everyone. Again, it's been a pleasure being connected to you. All my best for the coming year. Michael in Quebec _________________________________________________________________ Exercise your brain! Try Flexicon! http://puzzles.sympatico.msn.ca/chicktionary/index.html?icid=htmlsig - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:20:00 -0800 (PST) From: Jeannie Subject: Turbulent Indigo Christmas I've thought of this place {the jmdl} often as I am going through one of the most strangest times and 'darkest nights of the soul' in my life. I give thanks with ALL that I am for the JMDL and each and everyone of you--y'all have no idea the gratitude I feel. I owe much to a dear friend of mine here in San Antonio, too, who has helped me keep my head above the raging river these past two days. I also owe a compassionate neighbor a great favor for a healing touch and prayer. The other night (Friday) I was resting and reading the JMDL in my bedroom at my mom's house with 4 of my dogs all around. I had a little fragrant candle burning. I thought, "Let me give my three cats their Fancy Feast and scratch their little heads before they retire." I looked at the Calgon candle and saw it was a very tiny flame, yet hesitated, but thought, "I'll be right back." I had to have been with the cats in the very next room for about three minutes when I heard a loud pop, then two more. I ran to the bedroom and saw a small fire. I grabbed the dog's water bowl and threw it on the flame. I grabbed the dogs, screamed to my son, who came running to only see the flame grow into a bigger flame. I ran to my mother and her beloved poodle and got them out. She was going on really slow until I shouted, "GET OUT NOW--the fire's growing really quick." She wanted to call the fire department from the land line until she saw the smoke traveling from my room to her room and we are separated by a large space, so by then realized it was trouble. One of my dogs got separated and the smoke was becoming unbearable for me to try to look for her any longer. My son and I tried to put the flame out through my window with the backyard hose only to realize the gardener told us he had run over it, shredding it with his lawn mower. We were is dismay. He ran to the front yard and brought that heavy duty bulky hose with it's heavy carrier to the back faucet only to not find the disconnect somewhere in that twirled up hose holder. He was frantic as the dogs were. He screamed for me to put the dogs in the kennel before we lost another one. The fire fighters finally got there. My mattress caught full flame by then. I knew we were all alive, so nothing else mattered. Only my red-bone coon hound could not be found. I kept running through every space I could, trying to call her name but the smoke was so thick me and the firefighters assured me they were looking for her all over the house but couldn't find her. I was heartbroken. Finally, the firemen got the fire under control after what seemed a lifetime. They were some of the most caring, compassionate and courageous men I have ever come across. From now on, I will volunteer my time for the firefighters in every cause they come across. Luckily only part of my room was totally destroyed but the insurance company said it's a total loss. My laptop is gone. I begged God to spare me my Betty, my hound dog. I had searched all over the neighborhood for her in my truck. My mom tried to calm me and told me she'd be back. I told my son, "Please Gibby, bring her home to me." As soon as he walked out she came in trembling with those big, sad beautiful hound dog eyes and I was sooo happy. The first thing I did was write you guys. Everything was fine until the next day that one of my greedy brothers wanted to take control of the whole insurance ordeal and blaming me, telling me I started the fire by leaving a cigarette lit and that I had to get rid of all of dogs and that I was not even entitled to a laptop even though the insurance company's content limit was given to my room. The fire investigator's report stated the fire was started by the candle. (I never leave a cigarette burning without me there and I shall never leave another candle on.) All hell broke loose here because of that and I took off to my place. I just now came back to visit my son and the two dogs I had to leave behind and come tell y'all that you're all so very special to me and I miss y'all and I wish you and yours the best holidays ever. Everything happens for a reason, especially around this special season. Hugs and kisses under the mistletoe to all. A special embrace to Bo, Rian, and Eric who seem to always bring tears of joy to my soul...and to Joni, I love you most of all, especially now during this dark night of the soul when you're always with me somehow through your artistic expressions which always let me know there's hope even in the most turbulent of times in all shades and hues of indigo and blue! Love, Jeannie PS: My poor desperate brother's just going a little nutty since his Bush boy blew his conservative financial future away. Now, he' sorry for his behavior because he wanted to keep the content money for himself by putting blame on me (Mother always lets him have his way because he's the "baby boy")--greed destroys all the love that could be. Please pray for him. PSII: DO NOT leave candles burning on without supervision not even for a lickety-split second---PLEASE!! PSIII: I'll soon be back with a new and better laptop and a new and better me! nj ' ____________________________________________________________________________________ Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. http://tools.search.yahoo.com/newsearch/category.php?category=shopping - ------------------------------ End of onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 ********************************* - ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:onlyjoni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe - ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm) ________________________________________________________________________ More new features than ever. Check out the new AOL Mail ! - http://webmail.aol.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:21:37 -0800 (PST) From: Monika Bogdanowicz Subject: Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 IFTKOMS is "In France They Kiss On Main Street," the fine, fine opening track of Hissing. -M srobe444@aol.com wrote: I have totally lost contact what is IFTKOMS? And why do people hate Dancing Clown so much? The song is so much fun, and souch a ken observation of human nature, although I am put off a bit by the "high yellow" reference still: why do people hate this song? - -----Original Message----- From: onlyJMDL Digest To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org Sent: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 3:00 am Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #405 onlyJMDL Digest Monday, December 24 2007 Volume 2007 : Number 405 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: - -------- Re: JoniQuiz Pt 5: Turbulent Indigo [Eric Taylor ] Dreamland, the album [Rian Afriadi ] Re: Joni Quiz Pt.3 : Blue [Monika Bogdanowicz ] Re: Hissing Quiz [Jahida Jorganes ] ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL [Rian Afriadi ] Re: Hissing Quiz, Thx 2 Jahida [Rian Afriadi ] Re: Dreamland, the album [Bob Muller ] Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #404 [StDoherty@aol.com] Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL ["Mark Scott" Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL ["Jamie's Box of Paints" SJC 10 best list [Michael ] Turbulent Indigo Christmas [Jeannie ] - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:33:35 -0500 (GMT-05:00) From: Eric Taylor Subject: Re: JoniQuiz Pt 5: Turbulent Indigo Okay I'll bite again! >>Arrange these (first mentioned to last mentioned) (1) Hostile sun beatin down (2) Jackoffs at the office (3) Tragedies in the nurseries (4) The ulcerated ozone<< 1, 4, 2, 3. >>2. How do you stop a runaway train? / How do you stop a ... rain?<< c. driving >>3. You wanna make Van Goghs, raise 'em up like ...<< b. sheep >>4. Brash fields, crude crows / In a scary sky. True or False : Joni talked about Van Gogh's painting titled A Wheatfield With Cypresses.<< It sounds familiar so I vote true. >>5. Jesus was mentioned twice on the album. Once on the song The Magdalene Laundries, and once on the song ...<< b. Turbulent Indigo >>6. True or False : Turbulent Indigo won Best Pop Album at the Grammy but lost the Album of The Year category to Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill.<< Sadly I think that this is true. Although Joni also got a Grammy for best cover art. I just loved that she beat out Madonna!!!!!!!!! >>7. Arrange these! (Last chance lost ...) (1) The shrew will not be tamed (2) The hero cannot make the change (3) They bicker on the rifle range<< 2,3,1 ??????? >>8. How old was the baby when he said 'Daddy, let's get some girls...' a. three b. four c. five d. six<< b. four (i'm sooo tempted to cheat with this one but i won't). <<9. .......... 'Sentenced into dreamless drudgery a. Woe-begotten daughters b. Prostitutes and destitutes c. Peg O'Connel d. Fallen women e. Patti Parlette<< a. we woe-begotten daughters. How could anyone forget this profound line??? >>10. Which line is Borderline's last line? a. Borderlines b. Will draw a borderline c. Just a borderline d. Another borderline<< Which version??? Okay I vote d. >>11. Which sentence is Yvette's very first sentence? a. Do you have a cigarette? b. comment vous appelez-vous? c. Please have this d. Avez-vous un allumette? e. Voulez-vous coucher avec-moi ce soir? f. O lalalala bebe. C'est dur dur d'etre bebe.<< Oh Jesus I'm not good at French! But I think it's d. >>12. What is the genre/style of the front cover painting? a. Post-Impressionism b. Expressionism c. Art nouveau d. Fauvism e. Hedonism<< Definately Post-Impressionism! >>13. Who played the percussion part on the song Sex Kills? a. Joni Mitchell b. Jim Keltner c. Carlos Vega d. Don Alias<< I believe that was Joni and Larry drumming away. >>14. What was the weapon used by the main character of the song Sunny Sunday? a. gun b. Iraq's weapon of mass destruction (O! Now we know why Mr. Bush couldn't find it!) c. pistol d. riffle<< Come on, this is too easy!!! C. >>15. Who is the guest vocalist on the song How Do You Stop? a. Charlie Midnight b. Dan Hartman c. Seal<< C. Seal. Gee I sure hope I pass this latest Joni test! If not I'm afraid I'm going straight to hell in a bucket of my own making. This is a lot of fun, Rian. Thank U for such a fun challenge! ET NP: STB (T'log) - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:12:23 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: Dreamland, the album Ah, actually i was going to send you the answer of TI&THOSL Quiz. But i forgot to bring my FD. Anyway, is Dreamland (the album) = The Best of Joni Mitchell?? Dancing Clown is on the tracklist. Rian NP. Beatles - Drive My Car - - --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:46:20 -0800 (PST) From: Monika Bogdanowicz Subject: Re: Joni Quiz Pt.3 : Blue 7. Which CSN&Y member made a contribution on this album? a. Neil Young b. Graham Nash c. David Crosby d. Stephen Stills e. Bob Muller E! Everybody knows that Bob was the brains of that band. So tell me Bob....what was it like playing on Joni's album? - - -Monika "We all come and go unknown..." - - --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:54:57 -0800 (PST) From: Jahida Jorganes Subject: Re: Hissing Quiz Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:36:23 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: JoniQuiz Pt. 6 : the Hissing of Summer Lawns Grand prize for those who score 100%: Chippendale where nobody sits in 1. "The Jungle Line" borrows a field recording from Africa of the Warrior Drums of ....., onto which Joni dubs guitar, synthesizer and her vocal line. d. Burundi 2. How many black men are there on the cover of the album? b. 5 3. Which guest artist did not yell Do you want to dance? on In France They Kiss On Main Street? c. Graham Nash (pure guess) 4. A diamond dog / Carrying a ...... and a cane c. cup 5. Arrange this famous line: guesses/based/on/what/is/set/of/time/and/change/is/touching change / on / based / set / touching / each / and / is / guesses / what / of / time 6. Edith in his bed / A ... in the rain is humming / The wires in the walls are humming d. plane (My favorite Joni song!) 7. Which one is the song that talks about a woman who is being treated as part of her husband's portfolio? b. Harrys House / Centerpiece 8. What is boho? a. somebody who does not live according to the conventions of society c. bohemian 9. Arrange this! (track order) (2) Harry's House/Centerpiece (4) Shades of Scarlet Conquering (5) The Boho Dance (3) The Hissing of Summer Lawn (1) Don't Interrupt The Sorrow 10. Arrange this! (4) Through savage progress cuts the jungle line (1) Through huts through Harlem through jails and gospel pews (3) Through Europe and the deep deep heart of Dixie blue (2) Through the class on Park and the trash on Vine 11. Who is Rousseau? (mentioned on The Jungle Line) b. An artist also known as Le Douanier. c. A forerunner of impressionism, recognized for his masterpiece Outskirt of The Forest of Fountainebleau. 12. Which sentence is IFTKOMS's last line? a. And we were rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling b. We were rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling c. And we'd be rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling d. Rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling e. Yeah! 13. Watching those high fashion girls / Skinny black models with ... curls b. raven 14. Jesus was mentioned once. On which song? (e). none of the above. It was in IFTKOMS 15. True or False : Shadows and Light is Joni's first guitar and piano-free song. False 16. True or False : Rolling Stone Magazine declared the album The Worst Album Title of The Year. True Bonus Question. Beware! This is the most difficult one. Which JMDL member uses a phrase from the album as her email address? a. Laura Stanley I hope I did better on this one! And here I thought I knew some Joni stuff...I know absolute shit! - - --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:18:03 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL ANSWER Turbulent Quiz Warning : i wrote this using Ms Word, and then paste it. So, you cant find apostrophes. 1. (2) (3) (4) (1) 2. c. driving 3. b. sheep 4. False. The painting is called Crows In Wheatfield. This painting is Van Goghs last painting, he painted it just before his suicide. For those who havent seen it, please give the masterpiece a look. What a tortured artist Van Gogh was! <> > 5. b. Turbulent Indigo No mercy Sweet Jesus! / No mercy from Turbulent Indigo 6. F. TI was not even nominated on Album of The Year Category. Only best pop album and best packaging. 7. (2) (1) (3) 8. a. three I heard your baby say / When he was only three / "Daddy let's get some girls / One for you and one for me". I wonder if Hugh Heffners son asked the same question... 9. e. Patti Parlette. No! Kidding. The right one is d. Fallen women (Hi Patti, howre you?) 10. d. Another borderline (a little bit difficult eh?) 11. d. Avez-vous un allumette? The answer f. is from a song made popular by a baby singer from France, Jordy, back in 1992 (do you remember him?). I wonder where he is right now... 12. a. Post-Impressionism 13. our hero, a. Joni Mitchell 14. c. pistol Then she points a pistol through the door 15. c. Seal ANSWER The Hissing Quiz 1. d. Burundi 2. b. 5 people <<< gossip says that the green house on the right was Jonis house. Is that true?>>> 3. a. John Guerin John Guerin was the drummer on all tracks except The Jungle Line and Sweet Bird 4. c. cup 5. Guesses based on what each set of time and change is touching 6. d. plane 7. c. The Hissing of Summer Lawn 8. boho is c. bohemian And bohemian is a. somebody who does not live according to the conventions of society <<>> <> 9. (5) (2) (4) (3) (1) 10. (2) (4) (3) (1) 11. b. An artist also known as Le Douanier. (his real name is Henri Rousseau) (Have you seen his paintings called The Snake Charmer and oh, whats the name, i forgot? The Hunter) a. is Jean Jacques Rousseau c. is Theodore Rousseau d. is Robinson Cruso e. is Madame Tussaud, and f. is Greta Garbo (too many Rousseaus, too little land) (Patti, is your fullname Patti Parlette Rousseau?) 12. d. Rolling rolling rock 'n' rolling Lyric section of jonimitchell.com suggests it was c. >. But, check the song yourself. 13. b. raven Mark-Scott told me that it was actually raveen hair. 14. b. The Boho Dance Jesus was a beggar, he was rich in grace 15. False! Remember The Fiddle and The Drum? 16. True. But most people mistakenly thought that RS declared the album the worst album of the year. Anyway, i still cant understand why so many people hated the album. Bonus Question. d. Catherine McKay, Laura Stanley uses , but i guess sweetbirdur is not a phrase. It is a sentence. Rian Who uses PS. Actually i still have tons of quiz stocks, but i think im gonna save them for now (naysayers : Hurrah! Finally he stop it) and post them some time soon (O No! Not again!!!). :-D. I have a feeling youll be busy this Xmas time and wont have time doing this quiz. So, save it for after Xmas. Anyway, it is almost Dec 25th, Merry Christmas for those who celebrate it. For those who dont (like me), well, just go celebrate no day special. PS: Anyway, who won those Chippendales??? PS: Mark-Scott roxx again! His scored 87% on both quizzes!! You got higher scores? Dont be shy telling us. PS: Another thing that i like from this quiz: there are few lurkers (whom i never read their names on the list) sent their answers. Hi to you all! - - --------------------------------- Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:30:19 -0800 (PST) From: Rian Afriadi Subject: Re: Hissing Quiz, Thx 2 Jahida Jahida wrote : 14. Jesus was mentioned once. On which song? >>>(e). none of the above. It was in IFTKOMS +++ Oh yeah! I forgot that Jesus was also mentioned on IFTKOMS! Conclusion : On THOSL, Jesus was mentioned twice, once on IFTKOMS and once on The Boho Dance. Thanks Jahida!!! Rian NP. IFTKOMS PS. Jahida also wrote : <<> (referring to Edith and Kingpin) ++ Well Jahida, you've got a good taste. How do i know? I love that song too. :-) - - --------------------------------- Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:10:10 -0800 (PST) From: Bob Muller Subject: Re: Dreamland, the album Mitchell?? Dancing Clown is on the tracklist.> So, you answered your own question there, Rian. Having Dancing Clown on the tracklist is akin to placing a turd in the punchbowl...no matter how good the rest of the mix is, it becomes instantly tainted with a foul stench. DC notwithstanding, Dreamland is a pretty good compilation, albeit one with no purpose. I would think that most Joni fans would consider "Hits" as the generic "Best of Joni Mitchell", that is if you define *best* as *most popular*. Joni, by her own admission and backed up by much evidence, was never a hitmaker on her own - it was not her career path. As for royalty pennies, now that's another story - she's achieved more in that category than most artists can even dream of. I would also imagine that most of us, in compiling a "Best Of Joni Mitchell", would steer very clear of the more familiar songs in favor of those that affect us on a more personal and powerful level. If you ask me, I think Dreamland was a subversive way to get some eartime for some of Joni's songs (the aforementioned turd, the inferior orchestral versions of Amelia & For The Roses, Nothing Can Be Done) by including them in with titles that people were familiar with (Free Man In Paris, Carey, BYT, etc). Bob NP: Elvis Costello, "When It Sings" - - --------------------------------- Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:04:37 EST From: StDoherty@aol.com Subject: Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2007 #404 Anyone know how I can get a copy of the Turner tribute to Joni? **************************************See AOL's top rated recipes (http://food.aol.com/top-rated-recipes?NCID=aoltop00030000000004) - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:26:15 -0800 From: "Mark Scott" Subject: Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL - - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rian Afriadi" To: "jonipeople" ; "eric" Sent: Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:18 AM Subject: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL > 12. a. Post-Impressionism > Not meaning to quibble with Rian about this answer. I have really been enjoying the quizzes. But I'm curious as to how Van Gogh's painting style is correctly categorized. According to Wikipedia: Van Gogh is a pioneer of what came to be known as Expressionism. He had an enormous influence on 20th century art, especially on the Fauves and German Expressionists. And yet the very first sentence of the entry in Wikipedia says: Vincent Willem van Gogh (30 March 1853 - 29 July 1890) was a Dutch Post-Impressionist artist. So. Did Van Gogh begin as a Post-Impressionist painter and then progressively develope into an Expressionist? If so, how would you class the painting with the fur hat, overcoat and bandaged head that Joni parodied on the cover of Turbulent Indigo? Art experts? Is Debra Shea still out there lurking somewhere? Mark in Seattle - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:01:20 +0000 From: "Jamie's Box of Paints" Subject: Re: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL Well, he came directly after what the critics called 'Impressionism' but was more than merely just 'after impressionism' as that doesn't really cover what Van Gogh did to the art world... It was his expressionistic use of colour and brushstrokes which gave his work a the expressionism that we understand it to be. But contemporary critics wouldn't have been able to call Van Gogh an 'Epressionist' as they hadn't coined the term in that way, that term (for artists, I believe) came much later. So technically, he's a Post Impressionist.... So perhaps Joni's parody is Expressionistic but she's parodying a Post Impressionist! lol Much Joni Jamie Zoob On 23/12/2007, Mark Scott wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Rian Afriadi" > To: "jonipeople" ; "eric" > Sent: Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:18 AM > Subject: ANSWER. JoniQuiz Pt. 5&6: TI & THOSL > > > > 12. a. Post-Impressionism > > > > Not meaning to quibble with Rian about this answer. I have really > been enjoying the quizzes. > > But I'm curious as to how Van Gogh's painting style is correctly > categorized. According to Wikipedia: > > Van Gogh is a pioneer of what came to be known as Expressionism. He > had an enormous influence on 20th century art, especially on the > Fauves and German Expressionists. > > > And yet the very first sentence of the entry in Wikipedia says: > > Vincent Willem van Gogh (30 March 1853 - 29 July 1890) was a Dutch > Post-Impressionist artist. > > > So. Did Van Gogh begin as a Post-Impressionist painter and then > progressively develope into an Expressionist? If so, how would you > class the painting with the fur hat, overcoat and bandaged head that > Joni parodied on the cover of Turbulent Indigo? Art experts? Is > Debra Shea still out there lurking somewhere? > > Mark in Seattle > - - -- I am a lonely Painter I live in a Box of Paints I'm frightened by the devil But I'm drawn to those ones that 'aint afraid... Jamie Zubairi can be found for voice-overs at http://uk.voicespro.com/jamie.zubairi1 acting CV and showreel at http://uk.castingcallpro.com/u/81749 http://www.jamiezubairi.co.uk Facebook me! - ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:49:34 +0000 From: Michael Subject: SJC 10 best list Time to be thinking about changing that wall calendar and looking back on all the great moments of the past year. Here is my list of 10 cd's that brought me much pleasure. 1. Shine - of course. How lucky we were this yearto be treated, to not one, but two, Joniesque releases. And a Joni release is always cause for celebration. While her record was generally well received, it has failed to appear on many of the 10-best lists that I've seen so far. Whatever, it's certainly on mine. 2. And, Herbie Hancock - River : the Joni Letters, follows as a close second. What a treat this album is. Can't beat his collaborators either, ahem, except for Leonard's offering ! === message truncated === - --------------------------------- Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search. ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2007 #510 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe -------