From: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2006 #310 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Website: http://jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Wednesday, August 30 2006 Volume 2006 : Number 310 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Joni joins Hollywood's war against God [Deb Messling ] RE: These are a few of my favorite (SNL) things NJC ["Gerald A. Notaro" ] RE: Searching the JMDL ["P. Henry" ] NJC Re: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God [Bob.Muller@Fluor.com] Relics, NJC [Chuck Eisenhardt ] Re: a memory NjC ["Michael O'Malley" ] Re: Relics, NJC [Smurf ] njc, spanking Carly ["Patti Parlette" ] RE: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God ["bluejr@adelphia.net" ] Re: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God ["roberto munguia" ] Re: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God ["Randy Remote" ] Mitchell Mask Missing ["Jim L'Hommedieu, Lama" ] picture [LCStanley7@aol.com] Matala pics [] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:36:12 -0400 From: Deb Messling Subject: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God Because of what I've learned at goodfight.org, I may have to stop listening to Joni. How sad. http://goodfight.org/goodfight.org/jmitchelclip.wmv That Art guy, I didn't know he was a demon. - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Deb Messling -^..^- dlmessling@rcn.com - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:17:13 -0400 (EDT) From: "Gerald A. Notaro" Subject: RE: These are a few of my favorite (SNL) things NJC Mine, hands down, were all of the "Land Shark" skits. Jerry ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:02:16 +1000 (ChST) From: "P. Henry" Subject: RE: Searching the JMDL Les, That's great! I remember asking you about this years ago. My thanks to all who helped. So many people have come to the list asking about this or that and certainly received the help and consideration from those who are here and participating at the time but now they can be directed to where they can find virtually everything that's ever been written on it, say, for example "Chuck Mitchell", "Little Green", or, dare I say it? "SIQUOMB"! LoL!!! Cheers, Pat From: "Les Irvin" "FYI - Many people worked long and hard to come up with a searchable JMDL archive... it can be found here: http://jmdl.com/archives Very handy indeed. Les" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:30:01 -0400 From: Bob.Muller@Fluor.com Subject: NJC Re: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God That poor quote gets dragged out every time some fundamentalist witch-hunter wants to put together something about the evils of rock and pop music. I remember seeing it included in a video years ago. A war on god sounds like a good idea. After all, we can't win a war against poverty, drugs, or terror - those things are real. But we can surely whip an imaginary thing. Bob NP: Keith Richards & The X-Pensive Winos, "How I Wish" - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary, business-confidential and/or privileged material. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from any computer. Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender and may not necessarily reflect the views of the company. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:29:43 -0400 From: Chuck Eisenhardt Subject: Relics, NJC My favotire Guido skit was when he had just come back from the Holy Land in search of relics for the Church. He had found the tab for the Last Supper, but it was way too expensive. Instead, he settled for the tab for the Last Brunch. "You know it's authentic and everything. See? Twelve scrambled eggs and one orange juice". Don Novello is a hoot. Do you know about his book 'The Laslo Letters'? Toonses.....yeah!!!! "He could drive, he just couldn't drive very well' Chuck ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:51:51 +0000 From: "Michael O'Malley" Subject: Re: a memory NjC Thank you for that, Patrick. Indiana is very beautiful. Sounds like we just lost another bright light, too soon. Michael in Quebec Patrick wrote: Subject: a memory - njc http://pferguso.myweb.uga.edu/sounds/indiana.mp3 just a beautiful guitar and vocal by elissa hadley, who died at 1:30 am this morning at the age of 36. i never knew her, just heard of her a couple of days ago, through one of my political blogs. only thing i know to do to honor her is share this with you. patrick np, - indiana, elissa hadley (from the album 'for now' by breathlanes, 2000) http://www.breathlanes.com/fornow.html _________________________________________________________________ Click here to pick out the perfect PC for work or play http://shopping.sympatico.msn.ca/content/shp/?ctId=507,ptnrid=176,ptnrdata=081802 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:57:00 -0700 (PDT) From: Smurf Subject: Re: Relics, NJC Hi, Chuck! I know you posted to the NE Jonifest list about running into me last week, so when I saw this subject line I worried that it might be about me! Phew! Chuck wrote: << Toonses.....yeah!!!! "He could drive, he just couldn't drive very well' >> And speaking of Toonces, check out this Toonces synchronicity: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/08/28/china.dogdriver.ap/index.html?section=cnn_latest Dog's driving lesson ends in crash POSTED: 11:39 p.m. EDT, August 28, 2006 BEIJING, China (AP) -- You can teach a dog new tricks -- but driving isn't one of them. A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Monday. No injuries were reported although the vehicles involved were slightly damaged, Xinhua said. The woman, identified only by her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive." "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car." Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs. Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. - --------------------------------- Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1"/min. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:35:19 +0000 From: "Patti Parlette" Subject: njc, spanking Carly Catherine wrote: "I'm having a hard time trying to decide whether to make jokes about this or to be righteously indignant. What a moral dilemma." Oh, mon chere(ished) Catherine, let's make jokes, okay? Catherine again: "This will probably prompt a number of Carly appearances on talk shows. Does she have a new album out by any chance?" Why yes, she does! And she'll be covering Madonna's "Hanky Panky." Don't know those lyrics? Voila: Hanky Panky Lyrics (Spoken) Come over here! Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind, I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind. Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you, I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm. Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease, Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy. Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters, Before I get too cranky, you better... Chorus: Like hanky panky [hanky panky], Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky]. Don't take out your handkerchiefs, I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky. Like hanky panky [hanky panky], Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky]. Don't take out your handkerchiefs, I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy. Oooo. Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me, I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree. 'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy, Let me speak to you frankly, you better... (chorus) Oooo, yeah. Spoken: What about? Yeah. That's an interesting... Oooo. My bottom hurts just thinking about it. [She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl, [She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you. I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better... (chorus) [Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah [Good spanky] Get the picture? [Don't wanna cry, I just wanna] That's the way I came into this world, The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl." He gave me a spanky and I started to smile, So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it. Yeah. [Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna] LOL...I heard through the grapevine that Randy Remote is going to appear on the DVD version! And they are looking for more volunteers... Laughing it all away, Patti P., turning a little pink, je pense P.S. Seriously, though....I heard she also sang Happy Birthday to Bill on his recent 60th, on Martha's Vineyard. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:06:19 -0400 From: "bluejr@adelphia.net" Subject: RE: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God Original Message: - ----------------- From: Deb Messling dlmessling@rcn.com Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:36:12 -0400 To: joni@smoe.org Subject: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God >That Art guy, I didn't know he was a demon. How do you know he is? >How sad. Yeah, sad indeed. You hit the nail right on the head, though, Bob. Always doing my part to piss off the religious right, aka the Amerikan Taliban. Good for you, Joni! JR in NH - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Deb Messling -^..^- dlmessling@rcn.com - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:03:12 +0000 From: "Patti Parlette" Subject: njc, more SNL Chuck wrote: > >Don Novello is a hoot. Do you know about his book 'The Laslo Letters'? > No, I don't! How did I miss that? But now that you and Randy and JR have mentioned it, I will check it out. Thanks! Life is for learning..... And yes, JR, Dan Akroyd doing Julia Child was HYSTERICAL. I saw a PBS special on Julia once and they showed that skit and she laughed at it....quite heartily, in typical Julia fashion. Quelle bonne vivante! Love, Patti P., who had Julia's braised belgian endive for dinner hier soir....mmm....BON APPETIT, indeed! NPIMH: "You take the chicken...." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:28:28 -0500 From: "roberto munguia" Subject: Re: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God In response to Deb Messling's comment about"Art", Joni's muse: Isn't she referring to some kind of spiritualist practice, such as a seance, in her song Sweet Sucker Dance on Mingus when she sings...Tonight the shadows had their say. " there's a sucker born a day " I heard them say, " Born to lose ." That Joni's been "EAST" is no secret. There's that episode w/ Chogyam Trungpa( sp?) at Naropa Institute in the 70's. Can anyone elaborate on her other spiritist activity? Is it any of our business? Artists put their expressions out there for us to enjoy or reject. Are we right to demand purity? Does it make a difference? And as for that comment from *bluejr* about the religious right being the Amerikan Taliban......WOW! sounds very much like 1934 Germany to me, dawling. Instead of the jews, it's the Christians this time! It's so easy to condemn someone else's beliefs. Let's not start a pogrom. Roberto On 8/29/06, bluejr@adelphia.net wrote: > > Original Message: > ----------------- > From: Deb Messling dlmessling@rcn.com > Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:36:12 -0400 > To: joni@smoe.org > Subject: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God > > >That Art guy, I didn't know he was a demon. > > How do you know he is? > > >How sad. > > Yeah, sad indeed. You hit the nail right on the head, though, Bob. > Always doing my part to piss off the religious right, aka the Amerikan > Taliban. > Good for you, Joni! > JR in NH > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > Deb Messling -^..^- > dlmessling@rcn.com > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > mail2web - Check your email from the web at > http://mail2web.com/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:42:59 -0700 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: FW: Draft (njc) Good morning Brenda & all! >I understood what you meant by easy. Truth is that there are other things that are easy to get hired at that also are more lucrative than minimum wage but likewise they have their associated cost.< I'd be interested in seeing a list of careers that are as easy to get into, pay the same kind of huge bonus for signing up, and that provide an education. >Ultimately, the response to being recruited (or marketed to) is an individual one that is grounded in each person's sense of morality and personal responsibility regardless of the means by which that recruitment or marketing comes to them. That's what I truly believe and perhaps that is where we depart.B< I don't disagree with you about responsibility or choice at all. But there is more to it than that, in my opinion. (Consider Patti' P's story of how her son almost joined but now he is grateful that he didn't- what happened within that relatively short period of time that changed him). I don't think all of the responsibility falls on the individual. It also falls on those who are in positions of influence and power. But that is a topic for another day. Thanks for your thoughts. Kate ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:49:53 -0700 From: "Randy Remote" Subject: Re: Joni joins Hollywood's war against God Jesus, these guys are serious, and for $35 you can buy their TEN hour dvd showing all the MTV satanistic rockers. Watching ten hours of MTV metalheads has to qualify as self-flagellation. They have their panties all in a bunch over the Da Vinci Code, too. "somewhere on your wings you must be laughing" btw why does Jesus have a hispanic name? http://www.goodfight.org/ From: "Deb Messling" > Because of what I've learned at goodfight.org, I may have to stop > listening to Joni. How sad. > > http://goodfight.org/goodfight.org/jmitchelclip.wmv ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 19:06:47 -0400 From: "Jim L'Hommedieu, Lama" Subject: Subject: Re: spanking Carly - njc Long ago jt said, >>She jumps at the chance to >>tease me with her body, yeah. >>Lord I love that thang so, >>Jus' can't stand it no 'mo. >>I'm a fool for you babe >>Don't you know? I always thought Carly was the ideal woman: smart, interesting, complex, beautiful, and graceful in the dining room. And a rave in the bedroom. Maybe she is even more complex than I thought. Jim L. >They all took turns spanking me,'she says.> ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 19:55:40 -0500 From: "mia _" Subject: Re: These are a few of my favorite (SNL) things NJC Smurf wrote: <> D'oh! How could we have overlooked Pat? And Pat's significant other, Chris. Too Funny!! Mia ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:28:45 -0400 From: "Jim L'Hommedieu, Lama" Subject: Spanking Carly - njc Okay, here's the premise: Jon Lovitz' "Liar" has replaced Carly's drummer. After the 2nd gig, he hears the whole story. Before the 3rd gig, he says, Jon: "Hi, Carly. Did ya... Did ya hear that some Italian tourists are out front tonight?" Carly: "Here, on Martha's Vineyard? Jon: "Suuuure. And they brought along... their cardinal. How do you feel about that?" Carly: "I'm just surprised Italian tourists are on the Island." Jon: "Oh. And, oh yeah... they brought along... Gina Lollobrigida. Now how do you feel?" Carly: "Wow! She's here?" Jon: "Su-ah, su-ah she is. And Federico Fellini." Carly: "Impossible. I went to his funeral." Jon: "And, Guglielmo Marconi. And Leonardo... Di Vinci. And Galileo Galilei. And..." Just my luck, Jim L. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:49:28 -0400 From: "Jim L'Hommedieu, Lama" Subject: Mitchell Mask Missing Here's an excerpt from a Springsteen song called "Countin' On A Miracle". I dedicate this to Don Freed: >Your kiss was taken from me, now all I have is this: >Your kiss / your kiss >Your touch / your touch >Your heart / your heart >Your strength / your strength >Your hope / your hope >Your faith / your faith >Your face / your face Now Stevie Nicks: >What you had >an' what you lost >an' what you had >ooh, what you lost Jim L. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:01:11 EDT From: LCStanley7@aol.com Subject: picture Hi Ya'll, Who took the photo of the window with Joni written in the condensation on it in NYC after the tribute? Love, Laura ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:23:22 -0700 From: Subject: Matala pics Today, our simon forwarded me a jpeg of the Islands article "Mermaid Cafe," which includes the photos of the Matala caves and Joni, and another jpeg of a postcard from Matala. If any of you would like a copy of these, please email me. Thank you, simon! Kakki ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2006 #310 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe -------