From: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2006 #182 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Website: http://jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Wednesday, May 10 2006 Volume 2006 : Number 182 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC ["mike pritchard" ] ....walks into at bar (NJC) [Chuck Eisenhardt ] njc, cheesy Marianne ["Patti Parlette" ] Re: njc, mothers & sons & death & birth ["Patti Parlette" ] Re: Nazareth in Haifa NJC ["Bree Mcdonough" ] RE: Voices book - addendum ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Re: Nazareth in Haifa NJC [Bob.Muller@Fluor.com] Re: Nazareth in Haifa NJC ["bluejr@adelphia.net" ] Joni Mitchell waks into a bar -- njc [Smurf ] RE: Voices book - addendum [Catherine McKay ] Most wanna see (Re: Nazareth in Haifa) NJC [dsknyc05 ] heads-up to the list from Wally K. ["Maggie McNally" ] Re: njc, Samuel Beckett Centenary Exhibition [revrvl@comcast.net (vince)] Re: Walks into a bar (NJC) [Catherine McKay ] Re: njc, Samuel Beckett Centenary Exhibition [Catherine McKay ] Re: Mendel book ["Cassy" ] RE: Mendel book ["Richard Flynn" ] Re: Mendel book [djp ] Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC ["Kate Bennett" Subject: Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC Kangaroo walks into a bar, orders a pint. Barman serves him and says 'that'll be 50 pounds please'. Kangaroo pays him, sips his beer and goes over to put money into the jukebox. Goes back and sits at bar. Barman continues drying the glasses and decides to make conversation. "Don't get many kangaroos in here". The kangaroo replies, "I'm not fuckin' surprised, at 50 quid a pint!" mike in bars ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 06:58:14 -0400 From: "Marianne Rizzo" Subject: patti, njc I love the cheese! >Alone! >Out of 10,000 people in that crowd, I was the only clapper! I am still >amazed by that. I was ready for a standing ovation, but the cheese stands >alone, I guess! (Patti) _________________________________________________________________ Dont just search. Find. Check out the new MSN Search! http://search.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200636ave/direct/01/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 07:02:44 -0400 From: Chuck Eisenhardt Subject: ....walks into at bar (NJC) A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Welcome,sir. Say, you might be interested to know that we have a cocktail here named after you.' The grasshopper says, 'Really! You have a drink called 'Kevin'? ChuckE ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 08:26:08 -0400 From: Bob.Muller@Fluor.com Subject: Re: Joni Mendel Gallery Voices Book Help Hi Steve, That book typically sells for around $50-60 on ebay, though sometimes the bidding goes pretty wild - I've seen copies go for $150 - $200. I checked my copy and it does have a black printed Joni signature on one of the inside cover pages but nothing in red - sounds like yours is an autographed copy. Hope that helps. Bob NP: Mountain Con, "The Escape Artist" - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary, business-confidential and/or privileged material. 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I've heard it before, but I didn't get it, so I guess it's a case of local idiom. There's nothing worse than trying to figure out a joke and not being sure if you're right about the meaning. Somehow that's just not.... funny. Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 07:24:47 -0700 (PDT) From: Smurf Subject: Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw." - - - A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?" - - - A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." - - - A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" - - - A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!" --Smurf . - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 11:50:48 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC - --- Smurf wrote: > A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into > a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: > "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw." > - - - > Stop! You're killing me! No, don't! These are too funny! Sitting here with a big smirk on my stony face. Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 09:27:12 -0700 (PDT) From: Nuriel Tobias Subject: Nazareth in Haifa Nazareth performed here in Haifa last night. We got free tickets so we went to see them at the Auditorium. It's the biggest hall/stage in Haifa, and it was nearly empty. That was a bit sad, but the band didn't seem to care much and gave a very intensive show. We were only waiting for This Flight Tonight, and when they started playing it we simply stood infront of the stage and danced, plus they added some really cool Scotish pipes to the song. That was our flight last night wirh Nazareth. Love, Nuri - --------------------------------- Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1¢/min. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 16:33:49 +0000 From: "Patti Parlette" Subject: njc, cheesy Marianne Marianne wrote: "I love the cheese!" Yes, silly girl. We all know you love Brie! Tee hee..... Love, Patti P. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 16:51:27 +0000 From: "Patti Parlette" Subject: Re: njc, mothers & sons & death & birth >Congratulations, Patti, to your son for making it >through. And to you for talking him out of military >service ... Thank you, Catherine, for the former. (You will be enjoying a graduation soon toi-meme, n'est-ce pas?) But honestly, I can not take credit for the latter. Michael, in a teeny bit of lingering teen-agerishness, maintains that I had "nothing to do" with his decision not to enlist. ("You're not the boss of me" kinda thing....) Whatever. I don't care baby, as long as he's not in Baghdad Square! Love, Patti P. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 13:08:41 -0400 From: Bob.Muller@Fluor.com Subject: Re: Nazareth in Haifa Very cool, Nuri - and of course appropriate to add the Scottish pipes to the song since: a) They're from Scotland b) They've already bastardized the poor thing so much already why not throw in everything? One of the Joni covers that launched a hundred more...ka-ching! Plus I still contend that Nancy Wilson lifted the opening riff of the Nazareth cover for "Barracuda". 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He keeps falling off the barstool and I keep picking him up and putting him back on the barstool. Finally being a good samaritan I pick him up off the floor, and thought I would take him home. I get out his wallet and find his address. I carry him outside and hail a cab. When I get to his house, I lift him out of the car and carry him to the doorstep and ring the bell. His wife answers the door and I say. "Mrs. Schwartz I have brought your husband home". Mrs. Schwartz says, "Where's his wheelchair?" steve ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 13:49:13 -0400 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: Nazareth in Haifa NJC >One of the Joni covers that launched a hundred more...ka-ching! Plus I >still contend that Nancy Wilson lifted the opening riff of the Nazareth >cover for "Barracuda". Oh my gosh...you could be right? I never thought of that. Big Heart fan. I saw them years ago...awesome show. Recently ...early February?...we tried to get tickets to their Niagara Falls show...but it was sold out in no time. Curious..Bob...and anyone else ...who would you like most to see in concert that has past on from this life? Someone you never had a chance to see..or maybe you weren't even born yet when this person was in their hay- day. A friend and I were having fun with this..you can name three...my choices... Janis Joplin Laura Nyro Freddie Mercury Bree >Bob > >NP: Tom Waits, "Jitterbug Boy" > >----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >The information transmitted is intended only for the person >or entity to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary, >business-confidential and/or privileged material. >If you are not the intended recipient of this message you >are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, >dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken >in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received >this in error, please contact the sender and delete the >material from any computer. 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(it looks like it is done in hand and NOT printed) Bree >Speak of the devil...here's a copy of "Voices" that just popped up on >eBay, with a $325.00 opening bid! > >http://cgi.ebay.com/Voices-the-Work-of-Joni-Mitchell-art-book-SCARCE_W0QQitemZ4638868944QQcategoryZ378QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem > >Bob > >NP: Coverville > >----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >The information transmitted is intended only for the person >or entity to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary, >business-confidential and/or privileged material. >If you are not the intended recipient of this message you >are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, >dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken >in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received >this in error, please contact the sender and delete the >material from any computer. 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Off the top of my head I would have liked to have seen: Sam Cooke The Beatles Led Zeppelin Bob NP: Weird Al Yankovic, "Bohemian Rhapsody" (speaking of Queen...) - ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary, business-confidential and/or privileged material. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender and delete the material from any computer. 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Recently ...early February?...we tried to get tickets to their Niagara Falls show...but it was sold out in no time. Curious..Bob...and anyone else ...who would you like most to see in concert that has past on from this life? Someone you never had a chance to see..or maybe you weren't even born yet when this person was in their hay- day. A friend and I were having fun with this..you can name three...my choices... Janis Joplin Laura Nyro Freddie Mercury Bree >Bob > >NP: Tom Waits, "Jitterbug Boy" > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------------------- >The information transmitted is intended only for the person >or entity to which it is addressed and may contain proprietary, >business-confidential and/or privileged material. >If you are not the intended recipient of this message you >are hereby notified that any use, review, retransmission, >dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any action taken >in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you received >this in error, please contact the sender and delete the >material from any computer. 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If someone gave me $500 for it, I'd probably kiss it bye-bye! - --- Bree Mcdonough wrote: > I would never part with mine..it was a gift.... > > but I'm curious...did Joni sign all the books? > > > Mine is signed. (it looks like it is done in hand > and NOT printed) > > Bree > > > > >Speak of the devil...here's a copy of "Voices" that > just popped up on > >eBay, with a $325.00 opening bid! > > > >http://cgi.ebay.com/Voices-the-Work-of-Joni-Mitchell-art-book-SCARCE_W0QQitemZ4638868944QQcategoryZ378QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem > > > >Bob > > > >NP: Coverville > > > >----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >The information transmitted is intended only for > the person > >or entity to which it is addressed and may contain > proprietary, > >business-confidential and/or privileged material. > >If you are not the intended recipient of this > message you > >are hereby notified that any use, review, > retransmission, > >dissemination, distribution, reproduction or any > action taken > >in reliance upon this message is prohibited. If you > received > >this in error, please contact the sender and delete > the > >material from any computer. Any views expressed in > this message > >are those of the individual sender and may not > necessarily reflect > >the views of the company. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 12:19:07 -0700 (PDT) From: dsknyc05 Subject: Most wanna see (Re: Nazareth in Haifa) NJC - --- Bree Mcdonough wrote: > ...who would you > like most to see in concert... My instant picks: on piano: Beethoven Chopin young Joni in a coffee house and hearing her songs for the first time Debra Shea, in NYC Tired of spam? Yahoo! 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Best, Maggie - -----Original Message----- From: Wally Kairuz [mailto:wallykai@yahoo.com] Sent: Sunday, May 07, 2006 9:06 PM i was wondering if you're still on the jmdl. there's going to be a tribute to joni mitchell on one of the local internet radios and i thought that you might be interested -- as well as the folks on the list. the program will go on saturday may 13 from 3 pm to 4 pm eastern time. it will be broadcast again at 2 am and 11 am eastern time on sunday may 14. you can access by using either of the following links http://www.radiotrans.com.ar/ http://www.transgay.com.ar/ if you are still on the jmdl, could you pass on the news to the list? i hope you can listen to the program and that you will enjoy it. the program will of course be in spanish but there's very little talking and advertisement, mostly joni's music. i think it's a neat idea, isn't it? dear friend, be well and let me know if you got this message. and now back to reading freud and lacan for a big test on thursday. will this drudgery never end???? love, wally ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 19:48:32 +0000 From: "Patti Parlette" Subject: njc, Samuel Beckett Centenary Exhibition Dear Beckett fans: Here is something for you to grow and feed on: "Fathoms From Anywhere: a Samuel Beckett Centenary Exhibition" at the University of Texas at Austin. http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/beckett/intro/index.html My "weak and a lazy mind" recalls that Garrett and Vince "and you know...." were celebrating his birthday last month. There is also an article in the 5/12/06 Chronicle of Higher Education (http://chronicle.com) but you need a password to read more than two paragraphs, so I guess it is off to la bibliotheque if you want to read more! ; ) Love, Patti P. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 16:06:52 -0400 From: "Richard Flynn" Subject: Walks into a bar (NJC) Source: http://epc.buffalo.edu/ezines/deluxe/seven/bar.html INTO A BAR by Mark Peters _____ A guy walks into a bar. A pig walks into a bar. A crocodile walks into a bar. This couple walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar. A guy 4'6" tall walks into a bar. Two piggies walk into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. Jesus Christ walks into a bar. A woman walks into a bar. Two donkeys walk into a bar. A vagrant walks into a bar. These 3 girls (blonde, brunette and redhead) walk into a bar and then a cop comes in. A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar. So, two jumper cables walk into a bar. Two guys walk into a bar. A Pollock walks into a bar. An Englishman, American, and Irishman all walk into a bar. This bear walks into this bar. This bloke, a cat and an ostrich walked into a bar. A lady walks into a bar with a duck. A man walks into a bar with a pie. Two cannibals walk into a bar. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. A bum walks into a bar. So, a five-dollar bill walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A rabbit walks into a bar. This punk walks into a bar. A neutron walks into a bar. This delegate walks into a bar. A penguin walks into a bar. Two atoms go into a bar. Two men walked into a bar. A man walks into a bar carrying a battered briefcase. Three ostriches walked into a bar. Three vampires went into a bar. God, the Devil and Bob walk into a bar. Two lawyers walked into a bar. Two communist dictators and a screenwriter walk into a bar. Two Leprechauns walk into a bar. A woman walks into a bar with a dog under her arm. A termite walked into a bar. The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. Two flies walk into a bar. A cowboy walks into a bar. A guy, his mother, his aunt, his cousin, his sister, and Candice all walk into a bar. This guy walks into a bar with his friend. A fairly unattractive short guy walks into a bar. 3 guys walk into a bar. This guy walks into a bar with his dog. Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi walk into a bar. A drunk walks into a bar. A rather confident man walks into a bar. A big, burly bastard walks into a bar with a snapping turtle underneath his arm. An alien walks into a bar. This horny guy walks into a bar. A duck walks into a bar. A guy that has leprosy walks into a bar. A crab walks into a bar. A blonde walks into a bar. A lady walks into a bar. An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman walk into this bar. An old Englishman walks into a bar. An American guy walks into a bar. A well dressed doctor walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar with a steak and kidney pie on his head. A string walks into a bar. This depressed man walked into a bar. A blind man walks into a bar. A skeleton walks into a bar. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 20:46:18 +0000 From: revrvl@comcast.net (vince) Subject: Re: njc, Samuel Beckett Centenary Exhibition You can never get enough Beckett, or turnips or carrots for that matter. VLADIMIR: Do you want a carrot? ESTRAGON: Is that all there is? VLADIMIR: I might have some turnips. ESTRAGON: Give me a carrot. - -- http://www.southsiders.net - -------------- Original message -------------- From: "Patti Parlette" > Dear Beckett fans: > > Here is something for you to grow and feed on: "Fathoms From Anywhere: a > Samuel Beckett Centenary Exhibition" at the University of Texas at Austin. > > http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/beckett/intro/index.html > > My "weak and a lazy mind" recalls that Garrett and Vince "and you know...." > were celebrating his birthday last month. > > There is also an article in the 5/12/06 Chronicle of Higher Education > (http://chronicle.com) but you need a password to read more than two > paragraphs, so I guess it is off to la bibliotheque if you want to read > more! ; ) > > Love, > > Patti P. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 19:50:12 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Walks into a bar (NJC) - --- Richard Flynn wrote: > Source: > > http://epc.buffalo.edu/ezines/deluxe/seven/bar.html > > > > INTO A BAR > by Mark Peters > > _____ > I must be really demented because I laughed all the way through that. 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Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 20:17:20 -0400 From: " janine sherman" Subject: Mendel book Hi Steve, I actually own that book and I think I paid around 40 bucks five years ago for it when it first came out. I believe I bought it through Amazon.uk. Good luck. The word VOICES is printed in red and her signature is in black positioned above it in a couple of places in the beginning of the book. It is not her actual "autograph" signature in mine anyway. Janine janinesherman@earthlink.net ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 23:35:12 -0400 From: "Cassy" Subject: Re: Mendel book The current price on Amazon.com is between $490 and $525 for used/new after-market copies (No new copies are available first hand - out of print) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1896359280/qid=1147231630/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-7404067-5940841?s=books&v=glance&n=283155 I have an original copy with printed autograph (in black). This was picked up for me by a kind JMDLer as I was unable to attend the showing in person. Warmly, Cassy NP: A Man and a Woman - U2 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 00:08:31 -0400 From: "Richard Flynn" Subject: RE: Mendel book But the burning question for me is: Is there a catalogue for the Amazing Childhood exhibition. I want such a thing if it exists. - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@smoe.org [mailto:owner-joni@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Cassy Sent: Tuesday, May 09, 2006 11:35 PM To: JMDL Subject: Re: Mendel book The current price on Amazon.com is between $490 and $525 for used/new after-market copies (No new copies are available first hand - out of print) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1896359280/qid=1147231630/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1 /002-7404067-5940841?s=books&v=glance&n=283155 I have an original copy with printed autograph (in black). This was picked up for me by a kind JMDLer as I was unable to attend the showing in person. Warmly, Cassy NP: A Man and a Woman - U2 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 23:30:28 -0500 From: djp Subject: Re: Mendel book At 10:35 PM 5/9/2006, Cassy wrote: >The current price on Amazon.com is between $490 and $525 for used/new >after-market copies (No new copies are available first hand - out of print) Oh, my good heavens. At last, something i can take to Antiques Road Show! Mine's autographed and everything. I still remember her demeanor of stony contempt as she scrawled "Hello, David. Joni Mitchell" One of the highs of my life. djjp ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 22:16:01 -0700 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC "No," the string replies, "I am a frayed knot." My favorite joke of all time! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 06:21:15 +0100 From: Lucy Hone Subject: Re: : now on the topic of walking into bars .....NJC A man walked into a bar......Ouch! it was an iron bar............... that one has probably already been put in here........ but I cannot be arsed to go and look... On a less inane topic .. I notice that our two countries continue to be involved in other peoples business.. getting good young people killed in the process and still.....and still they cannot find the WMD, despite having levelled villages and encountered "resistance" to their presence.... Ummmmm I always thought that if your performance was causing offence, and the audience were expressing their disgust and unhappiness, you did the decent thing, and left the stage............ WEll of course......... lets not forget the next door theatre........ where they don't like our humour either and we still wont learn the lesson of not telling jokes that offend and we will have no business in Iran, any more than we do in Iraq.......... Oh... do they have any oil, do you think?...... What? tons of it? Lucky old them... I wonder if they would like to share.............. Lets ask Messrs Tony Blair and GW Bush, to go and ask................. Peace love and understanding, Love and Light Lucy Smurf wrote: > A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He > sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot > my paw." > - - - > > A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He > says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're > not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest > says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." > He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes > one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?" > - - - > > A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't > serve food in here." > - - - > > A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems > start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer > before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for > a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused > and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man > answers, "Now the problems start!" > - - - > > A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You > can come in, but don't start anything!" > > --Smurf > > . > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. > > PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 07:42:46 +0200 From: "ron" Subject: njc- bruce springsteen - seeger sessions live webcast hi coming up on saturday: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/soldonsong/whatson/springsteen_competition.shtml ron ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 May 2006 23:47:26 -0700 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: njc, mothers & sons & death & birth Patti, you are my hero & so is Michael... congratulations to both of you at this milestone (long may you run!)... the story you sent breaks my heart... thank you for keeping the fires burning... your amazing passion will help give me courage to sing the song I've chosen to sing on Sunday (with so many performing we will all play one song)... which is 'let them in' ... in front of all those crosses... & grieving mothers >I am still on Cloud 9 (number 9, number 9!) after my son's graduation from UConn yesterday. I am *way* too ebullient about it (the dizzy dancing way you feel) to tell you all about it now....I don't want to gush all over you, but I am one proud and delighted mother. Michael is the son who came within terrifying inches of joining Bush's war machine three years ago< ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2006 #182 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe -------