From: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2005 #433 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-joni-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Monday, November 21 2005 Volume 2005 : Number 433 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Desktop Pic #16 [Mark-Leon Thorne ] Re: Finally - the Sex Kills cover I've been wanting to hear!!! [Mark-Leon] Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2005 #328 [ROBMSTEEN@aol.com] Two Hillbillies, njc [LCStanley7@aol.com] re: Arkansas, njc ["mia ortlieb" ] Hello!!!!!! [Peep Richman ] njc, Carly Simon ["Patti Parlette" ] Jaco e-cards (vljc) [Patti Witten ] Re: Roine Stolt [michael.cathyb@optusnet.com.au] AIMEE covers RIVER [kjhsf@aol.com] Re: AIMEE covers RIVER [Bob Muller ] Blue Boy - what was Joni saying? [Dale Garratt ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 20:20:05 +1100 From: Mark-Leon Thorne Subject: Desktop Pic #16 Hi folks. Here's another desktop pic for you. This is an oldie that was requested. It's dedicated to Gary Z. This is Winter Lady. Enjoy. 1024 X 640 pixels here: http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1Y4CVMICGSN3P27U3X1V203FDX 1280 X 1024 pixels here: http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0S14QY5IYSUKB2QDBXKMNY14FB Mark in Sydney NP Australian Idol Semi-final ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 22:38:48 +1100 From: Mark-Leon Thorne Subject: Re: Finally - the Sex Kills cover I've been wanting to hear!!! Excellent, Bob. I totally agree. It's an angry song and should have a bit of grunt. Mark in Sydney NP Sex Kills - Roine Stolt ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 06:43:19 EST From: ROBMSTEEN@aol.com Subject: Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2005 #328 In a message dated 20/11/2005 08:04:19 GMT Standard Time, owner-onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org writes: http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27YOCC3MEUQIT0C6GL9A8Q13D Re: Sex Kills Thanks so much for those sexily lethal downloads! Love from Cornwall Rob x Rob Steen 3 Langton Terrace Falmouth Cornwall TR11 2NA 01326 316289 (h) 07813 668726 (mob) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 10:56:38 EST From: LCStanley7@aol.com Subject: Two Hillbillies, njc Hillbilly First Aid Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, she is eating a sandwich, begins to c ough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver." But I ain't never seed nobody do it!" ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 11:56:54 -0600 From: "mia ortlieb" Subject: re: Arkansas, njc Hey Laura, thanks for sharing that funny list. Alot of these remind me of how it actually is up nord der hey in Wescansan. But I think we've got one up on you: <<12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.>> In my state, Catholic churches will actually reschedule their Mass times if it conflicts with a Packer's game. Mia ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:55:40 -0800 (PST) From: Peep Richman Subject: Hello!!!!!! Hi everyone! Although it has been so long since I've been able to post, wanted you all to know I'm alive....have experienced several events....one of which was moving (after the lightnigh hit my building and the fire...moving is something else but throughout it all I realized and kept thinking of all the very unfortunate victims of Katrita and Rita and felt blessed at my golden opportunity. By the way....been meaning to tell you I was present for Joni's Second Fret appearance. Living in Philadelphia (center city) most of my life, I frequented The Second Fret, The Cage and The Main Point many, many times. Saw Dory Previn at The Main Point and loved her...."On My Way To Where" is a difficult CD to find but well worth the search. She also has two books....probably out-of-print but you can get them. I'll be glad to share the CD (once I dig up the box of CD's) and find someone who can copy it....let me know. Has anyone heard Anna Nalick's recent CD, "Wreck of the Day"? I heard a few of the songs and liked her very much. Hope life is treating everyone gently! Missed you! Love from Bo - --------------------------------- Yahoo! FareChase - Search multiple travel sites in one click. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 18:37:06 +0000 From: "Patti Parlette" Subject: njc, Carly Simon Dear Joniamigos: I am going to see Carly tonight! I am particularly excited because her kids will be performing with her, and her dog Molly may even appear on stage -- a real family affair that appeals to the mother in me. This is her first tour in ten years. And she is performing on what I consider to be totally sacred ground: the Oakdale Theater (now the Chevrolet Theater) in Wallingford CT. The only other time I was there was May 27, 2000, when I saw MISS JONI MITCHELL! The last time I saw Joni! I will never forget how, when Joni FINALLY emerged from the curtains on the left side of the stage (now THAT is anticipation!), my best friend Janis and I just GRABBED each other and gasped in unison: "Oh my GOD!!!! THERE SHE IS!!!" It was truly a magic moment that I know many of you have experienced yourselves, so I don't have to describe the heart-stopping feeling. Oops...I'm sorry! I forgot this post was about *Carly*! With anticipation, and love and best wishes to all, Patti P. P.S. Here's a letter Carly wrote to her site (carlysimon.com): Letter From Carly Dear friends of mine on my site, I'm really starting to play guitar again. I have a new Collings guitar which is the strongest and most reliable one I think I have ever played. I also have my gorgeous Taylor guitars which sound exceptionally good thanks to my friend Flip Scipio; who does all kinds of things I don't understand to them. I also own a J-85, and a Gibson (from the days of yore - which is magnificent and I don't dare remove from it's case). At any rate, that's not the point. The point is, I'm going on a little tour. For other people it would be just several nights of diversion and they would know their stuff already. For me, I have to practice. I'm picking out songs to do. Some will be from my new album: "Moonlight Serenade" and the rest will be of my own composition; some of them surprises even to myself. Songs I have to learn anew. The band is amazing and the musical directors are Ben Taylor (you know him!) and Larry Ciancia. Ben and Sally (you know her) are opening for me and also singing backup. The rest of the cast of characters are alarmingly good and I don't know why they agreed to play with me. Three of our dogs are coming with us. Ben's two dogs and my one and only, Molly. Molly is likely to take to the stage. Next subject: Most days I tend to put myself down. I wallow in self pity and doubt (slight exaggeration!!!) but you get the idea. About a week ago, I woke up one day and I must have dreamed that I was being crowned queen of the world or something, because I started having a slight crush on myself. I thought: "Oh Lord, did I write THAT? and I liked the sound of my own voice, even when it crackled with the delightful signs of aging which I AM trying to find delightful. I took up my guitars and played and sang "Touched by the Sun" really loud and emphatic. IT made me feel I could do anything. I played it at least ten times and in different keys. I didn't mind the higher one, even though it clearly strains my voice, but I liked it better anyway. Just more edge. I found I wanted to sing a song on this tour that I have long loved, but was never known, called "Two Little Sisters". I wrote it for a movie called: "Marvin's Room" and Meryl Streep sang with me on. I'm doing it early in the set and it will be very stark, but I am the boss here, right? It's a song about sisters, but it could be about any siblings or a parent and a child. I hope I remember all the words when I perform it. (Of course it could be scratched off the list when we work on it (by the BOSS!). I hope to see you at one of the concerts, but if you stay home or can't get tickets for some bizarre reason that there aren't any, do get your hands on "Two Little Sisters". If you can't, I'll make sure to put it up on the site. For now, back to the guitar and maybe even to the piano and to my voice and my dog and my kitchen and my couch and my fireplace and my salad with yellow peppers and walnuts. I send you good wishes and urge you or remind you to donate anything possible to our world wide catastrophic incidents. They seem to tumble over each other. Just when we are on our way to the Gulf Coast, we turn our attention to Pakistan. It's disturbing enough that we could be confused and not do anything at all. Take five minutes out to decide where to give and just give. We ARE they and We need all the help WE can get. Love, Carly ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 14:22:15 -0500 From: Patti Witten Subject: Jaco e-cards (vljc) Ah, the web. I stumbled across this link today... http://www.jacopastorius.com/interact/ecards/ Patti - -- http://pattiwitten.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:41:33 +1100 From: michael.cathyb@optusnet.com.au Subject: Re: Roine Stolt [demime could not interpret encoding binary - treating as plain text] Good find Bob Thanks for sharing And here's the Roine Stolt recording of Sex Kills: http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27YOCC3MEUQIT0C6GL9A8Q13D Hope you like it as much as I do - I'm always grateful when a 90's Joni song gets covered, and it seems to be a trend. For the record, our Nuriel Tobias has also recorded what I think is an excellent angry and chaotic version of Sex Kills too - more on that one later. Bob ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 19:15:27 -0500 From: kjhsf@aol.com Subject: AIMEE covers RIVER Has anyone mentioned the Aimee Mann cover of "River" available on the HEAR RECORDS Christmas Compilation sold at Starbucks? I think it's quite nice, but I am an Aimee fan, so not very objective. Also, whoever mentioned Sufjan Stevens in the last batch of posts I read, is right on the money. Both his "Greetings from Michigan" And "...Come on feel the Illinoise" CDs are terrific. Definitely a major, young, independent talent. KEN ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2005 17:49:07 -0800 (PST) From: Bob Muller Subject: Re: AIMEE covers RIVER Thanks for the heads up on this one, Ken - I did not know about it and have added it to our ever-expanding database. I'll see if the Starbucks that I pass on the way to work stocks it, although I have to say that I ain't that excited about this one...although it could be worse, Aimee (she of the wafer-thin soulless voice) could be singing one of her own mediocre songs - at least in this case she has some decent material. Bob NP: XTC, "Thanks For Christmas" - --------------------------------- Yahoo! FareChase - Search multiple travel sites in one click. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 15:51:02 +0900 From: Dale Garratt Subject: Blue Boy - what was Joni saying? Hi! I'm new to the list. I've always loved "Ladies of the Canyon", and wondered about the woman who becomes a "lady statue" in the end. Can anyone shed some light on these incredible, poetic lyrics? Thanks! Dale Garratt Asan, Korea ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2005 #433 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)