From: les@jmdl.com (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2003 #461 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Thursday, September 11 2003 Volume 2003 : Number 461 ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- intolerant Joni comments [HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com] the saga continues...oh sweet destiny [HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com] Today in this world.. NJC ["Lucy Hone" ] carpenters' home NJC ["Wally Kairuz" ] drawing the line [HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com] [none] [Ricw1217@aol.com] carpenters' home NJC ["Wally Kairuz" ] Re: JMDL Digest V2003 #460 ["Martin Giles" ] Reminder- September 20th deadline [AsharaProducLLC@aol.com] fav Joni opening line [HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com] Re: carpenters' home NJC ["StephenToogood" ] Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. ["Martin Gil] Re: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. [SCJoniG] Re: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. ["Stephe] Re: Today in this world.. NJC ["Lori Fye" ] Re: carpenters' home NJC ["mack watson-bush" ] Re: carpenters' home NJC [tantra-apso ] Re: Numbers of Joni albums sold...? [tantra-apso ] Re: the saga continues...oh sweet destiny njc [tantra-apso ] Re: njc [tantra-apso ] RE: Kay's got a show in NYC on 9/13 ["patrick leader" ] ova thread njc [tantra-apso ] Re: Praise Canadaa, Praise Canadaaaa! njc [Catherine McKay ] Re: QUEENS NJC [Catherine McKay ] RE: carpenters' home NJC ["Wally Kairuz" ] Re: Praise Canadaa, Praise Canadaaaa! njc [tantra-apso ] Re: QUEENS NJC [tantra-apso ] Re: PayPal [Catherine McKay ] Re: QUEENS NJC [Catherine McKay ] RE: Depression (njc) The mighty Wind... ["Wally Kairuz" ] Re: songs you hate to hear (NJC) ["hell" ] Re: carpenters' home NJC ["kerry" ] LMDL members' musical recommendations (njc) ["Lama, Jim L'Hommedieu" > aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Oh the agony!!! ( and this lesbo thinks she is hot as heck too) I thank God the worst I've heard is, "if you like Joni, You'll LOVE..." my reply...no you didn't!!!! peace Noel ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:19:20 EDT From: HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com Subject: the saga continues...oh sweet destiny (tangent) If my parents had the foresight to look back, they might "blame" where and who i am now on the fact that they bought me a radio and a "record player" (cool little red hard plastic thing) before i was near 10 years old. The fact is God has gifted me with mental illness, with deep pensiveness, with homosexuality and with a great love of great music ( among other things ) when i was born. parents don't often see these things as gifts, I love em. (back) this little black fm radio and little red record player just handed me the baton giving me control of my "race" towards the music my soul searched out. by the time I was 13 i had a job long enough to save enough money to by a decent stereo system (LP, dual cassette, AND, 8 track) and enough money to have aquired a large collection of music Fleetwood Mac, Janis Ian and Joni Mitchell being the largest parts of my collection. starving for Joni, i had everything to date on all formats availible. I never wanted to lose her music, so i needed it every album, on LP, cassette,8 track and the very new compact disk. and no my diagnosis is not OCD lolol. enough for today, I know, i know I've piqued your interest and i leave you hanging, it's pure evil...I'm sorry lolololol. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 22:25:22 +0100 From: "Lucy Hone" Subject: Today in this world.. NJC Dear Friends on this list. Despite the lightness of my mails today I wanted to say that I have not forgotten that today is a day of deep reflection for you in America, and those around the world, whose lives were unutterably altered this day two years ago. My thoughts are with those of you whom it personally affected, and I hope so much that somehow this will have some greater meaning as the years unfold. Peace to you all and my love and thoughts Lucy XXX ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:12:04 -0300 From: "Wally Kairuz" Subject: carpenters' home NJC lulu, queen undisputable, it's almost as if you had been there! i ADORE karen carpenter and i was once a member of the C discussion list (until i was expelled). list members who were even more extremely deranged than i visited the carpenters childhood home in downey, california, and i SAW the pictures. one person even took photographs of and later BOUGHT karen's toilet!!!! (you know the thing you sit on. what do you call it in england?) you see, given karen's constant use of dulcolax, the toilet had special significance to many die-hard fans. i am not making this up! the place in downey used to house the carpenters' museum or something and when the house was sold, all of its contents were auctioned, including bathroom fixtures, hence battle for the toilet. wally, who will always love karen but draws the line at toilets > -----Mensaje original----- > De: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]En nombre de Lucy > Hone > Enviado el: Jueves, 11 de Septiembre de 2003 11:45 a.m. > Para: Murphycopy@aol.com; colin; AzeemAK@aol.com; joni@smoe.org > Asunto: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs > that irritate you to bits NJC > > >.but I do > draw the line at the Carpenters...... their songs make me think of net > curtains, endless glass cabinets filled with terribly twisted > bits of glass > ornamenty things that you admire whilst feeling slightly sick ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:25:58 EDT From: HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com Subject: drawing the line "but i must draw the line at the carpenters" c'mon... a little respect, karen was a drummer in that day and age. I gotta give her credit for doing the best she could in a brother/sister duo. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:34:09 -0400 From: Ricw1217@aol.com Subject: [none] this was too ironic and true not to share... The White House announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Republican Party's stance. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed. (now will someone please forward this to marcel?) peace, ric ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:13:05 -0300 From: "Wally Kairuz" Subject: carpenters' home NJC lulu, queen undisputable, it's almost as if you had been there! i ADORE karen carpenter and i was once a member of the C discussion list (until i was expelled). list members who were even more extremely deranged than i visited the carpenters childhood home in downey, california, and i SAW the pictures. one person even took photographs of and later BOUGHT karen's toilet!!!! (you know the thing you sit on. what do you call it in england?) you see, given karen's constant use of dulcolax, the toilet had special significance to many die-hard fans. i am not making this up! the place in downey used to house the carpenters' museum or something and when the house was sold, all of its contents were auctioned, including bathroom fixtures, hence battle for the toilet. wally, who will always love karen but draws the line at toilets > -----Mensaje original----- > De: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]En nombre de Lucy > Hone > Enviado el: Jueves, 11 de Septiembre de 2003 11:45 a.m. > Para: Murphycopy@aol.com; colin; AzeemAK@aol.com; joni@smoe.org > Asunto: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs > that irritate you to bits NJC > > >.but I do > draw the line at the Carpenters...... their songs make me think of net > curtains, endless glass cabinets filled with terribly twisted > bits of glass > ornamenty things that you admire whilst feeling slightly sick ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 22:48:54 +0100 From: "Martin Giles" Subject: Re: JMDL Digest V2003 #460 Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 16:41:41 +0100 From: "Lucy Hone" Subject: Re: NJC Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs that irritate you to bits NJC Lulu.. the largactyl queen......wrote.. >Oh and what about Boris " someone or whoever" and the >Crypt Kickers...what was that one? The Monster Mash...... I think that was Boris Picket and the Crypt Kickers. An incarnation of the late and much lamented Viv Stanshall (Bonzo Dog Doo Daa Band). In yet another incarnation he toured with an act that I think was called 'Supercharge'. I saw them supporting Procul Harem in about '77. There was Viv and one other chap who played various instruments. The set was half mad songs and half mad stories. It had everyone in stitches, and they are the only support act I've ever heard of that got a standing ovation and had to do an encore! (Annoying Mr. Brooker et al in the process, I think!) Martin. In London. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:56:27 EDT From: AsharaProducLLC@aol.com Subject: Reminder- September 20th deadline This is a reminder that September 20th is the deadline for all orders and payments for the Jonifest 2003 videos and DVD's. (Posters are available until we run out, and audio will be available indefinitely.) If you haven't placed your order, or haven't paid yet, please make sure I have everything by this date. Also, if you previously ordered videos and changed your order to DVD's, please make sure I have the corrected amount of money to make up the difference. Go here to check it all out: http://www.jmdl.com/jonifest/store.cfm Hugs, Ashara ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:57:00 EDT From: HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com Subject: fav Joni opening line "no regrets, coyote, we just come from such different sets of cirrcumstance" she's so understanding isn't she. she rises to the challenge, does what she feels is the thing to do...with no regrets. peace Noel ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:07:57 +0100 From: "StephenToogood" Subject: Re: carpenters' home NJC Hi Wally, Yeah that is a bit too freaky! What would someone want with Karen Carpenters old toilet? (please don't answer that) I also like a few Carpenters songs! I know they did not write this one but I love 'A Song For You'. I also preferred their version of 'Ticket To Ride'. I think Karen was a very sincere singer. 'Goodbye To Love' was a favourite too. Steve - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Wally Kairuz" To: "Lucy Hone" ; ; "colin" ; ; Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2003 9:12 PM Subject: carpenters' home NJC > lulu, queen undisputable, it's almost as if you had been there! i ADORE > karen carpenter and i was once a member of the C discussion list (until i > was expelled). list members who were even more extremely deranged than i > visited the carpenters childhood home in downey, california, and i SAW the > pictures. one person even took photographs of and later BOUGHT karen's > toilet!!!! (you know the thing you sit on. what do you call it in england?) > you see, given karen's constant use of dulcolax, the toilet had special > significance to many die-hard fans. i am not making this up! the place in > downey used to house the carpenters' museum or something and when the house > was sold, all of its contents were auctioned, including bathroom fixtures, > hence battle for the toilet. > wally, who will always love karen but draws the line at toilets > > > -----Mensaje original----- > > De: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]En nombre de Lucy > > Hone > > Enviado el: Jueves, 11 de Septiembre de 2003 11:45 a.m. > > Para: Murphycopy@aol.com; colin; AzeemAK@aol.com; joni@smoe.org > > Asunto: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs > > that irritate you to bits NJC > > > > > >.but I do > > draw the line at the Carpenters...... their songs make me think of net > > curtains, endless glass cabinets filled with terribly twisted > > bits of glass > > ornamenty things that you admire whilst feeling slightly sick ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:07:07 +0100 From: "Martin Giles" Subject: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. Folks, today I had a rather unpleasant experience. And this comes as a word of warning to you all. There is a singer called Marty Pellow famously from a band called Wet Wet Wet. I've always hated him. It seems that he has recorded an album of covers that include Tom Petty's 'Last Dance With Mary Jane', The Pretenders' 'Brass In Pocket' and also a completely HORRIFYING version of Joni's 'River'. He seems to get stuck on some notes for no good reason, and just wails them for what seems like days. The song takes three weeks to finally end. Oh God, but it's bad. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. I think the album may be due for a Christmas release. Hopefully only in the UK. Well hopefully only in a small puddle in a forest in north Wales. But I fear the worst. Martin. In London. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 18:17:28 EDT From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. Hi Martin, I have a recording of River recorded by this guy when he was in a radio studio in London. Gee whiz, I thought it was pretty good. Thanks for the notice - I'll keep on the lookout for it. Bob NP: Smoky Robinson & The Miracles, "Along Came Love" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:16:22 +0100 From: "StephenToogood" Subject: Re: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. Hi Martin, I think I actually remember hearing that it was a b-side. He performed it on 'Richard & Judy' (I was bored) from what I remember earlier this year. I'm not a big fan of Marty Pellow either (how many times did I have to hear that over-produced cover of 'Love Is All Around'). "I feel it in my fingers I..." No that's not nice of me! Steve - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Martin Giles" To: Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2003 11:07 PM Subject: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. > Folks, today I had a rather unpleasant experience. And this comes as a word > of warning to you all. > > There is a singer called Marty Pellow famously from a band called Wet Wet > Wet. > > I've always hated him. > > It seems that he has recorded an album of covers that include Tom Petty's > 'Last Dance With Mary Jane', The Pretenders' 'Brass In Pocket' and also a > completely HORRIFYING version of Joni's 'River'. > > He seems to get stuck on some notes for no good reason, and just wails them > for what seems like days. The song takes three weeks to finally end. Oh God, > but it's bad. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. > > I think the album may be due for a Christmas release. Hopefully only in the > UK. Well hopefully only in a small puddle in a forest in north Wales. But I > fear the worst. > > Martin. In London. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 15:25:23 -0700 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: Today in this world.. NJC > My thoughts are with those of you whom it personally affected, and I > hope so much that somehow this will have some greater meaning as the > years unfold. > > Peace to you all and my love and thoughts Thank you, Lucy. I try to avoid television and radio on this particular day, but it's all still very fresh and real in my mind. As my own form of commemoration, I've found some posts in the JMDL archives, which written by some of our New York City list members during the days and weeks just after 9/11/01 (and thanks Suze C, for reminding me): http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg01243.html http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg01368.html http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg01509.html http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg01511.html http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg01605.html http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg02164.html http://www.mail-archive.com/joni@jmdl.com/msg02374.html I know I can speak for all of us when I say that we're so glad you are all still here with us. Peace, Lori ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:27:33 -0500 From: "mack watson-bush" Subject: Re: carpenters' home NJC I'm not as big a fan as Wally but love the Carpenters as well and have endured countless criticisms because of it, but then again no more than because of my love for Joni or Janis for that matter. I agree Stephen, 'a song for you' is tremendous. I rate Karen Carpenter as one of the best, most moving, complete vocalists of my lifetime and in a race whe would outrank Joni in that regard. mack np: gladys knight > Hi Wally, > > Yeah that is a bit too freaky! > What would someone want with Karen Carpenters old toilet? (please don't > answer that) > > I also like a few Carpenters songs! I know they did not write this one but I > love 'A Song For You'. I also preferred their version of 'Ticket To Ride'. > I think Karen was a very sincere singer. 'Goodbye To Love' was a favourite > too. > > Steve > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Wally Kairuz" > To: "Lucy Hone" ; ; "colin" > ; ; > Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2003 9:12 PM > Subject: carpenters' home NJC > > > > lulu, queen undisputable, it's almost as if you had been there! i ADORE > > karen carpenter and i was once a member of the C discussion list (until i > > was expelled). list members who were even more extremely deranged than i > > visited the carpenters childhood home in downey, california, and i SAW the > > pictures. one person even took photographs of and later BOUGHT karen's > > toilet!!!! (you know the thing you sit on. what do you call it in > england?) > > you see, given karen's constant use of dulcolax, the toilet had special > > significance to many die-hard fans. i am not making this up! the place in > > downey used to house the carpenters' museum or something and when the > house > > was sold, all of its contents were auctioned, including bathroom fixtures, > > hence battle for the toilet. > > wally, who will always love karen but draws the line at toilets > > > > > -----Mensaje original----- > > > De: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]En nombre de Lucy > > > Hone > > > Enviado el: Jueves, 11 de Septiembre de 2003 11:45 a.m. > > > Para: Murphycopy@aol.com; colin; AzeemAK@aol.com; joni@smoe.org > > > Asunto: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs > > > that irritate you to bits NJC > > > > > > > > >.but I do > > > draw the line at the Carpenters...... their songs make me think of net > > > curtains, endless glass cabinets filled with terribly twisted > > > bits of glass > > > ornamenty things that you admire whilst feeling slightly sick ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:35:09 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: carpenters' home NJC Wally Kairuz wrote: >lulu, queen undisputable, it's almost as if you had been there! i ADORE >karen carpenter and i was once a member of the C discussion list (until i >was expelled). list members who were even more extremely deranged than i >visited the carpenters childhood home in downey, california, and i SAW the >pictures. one person even took photographs of and later BOUGHT karen's >toilet!!!! (you know the thing you sit on. what do you call it in england?) > ummm...a toilet...a bog...a loo...or a water closet even but usallly the toilet. > > - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:36:54 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: Numbers of Joni albums sold...? if you count the members of this list, at least 800.....tho many of us have more than one so it will be a few more than that... - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:40:22 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: intolerant Joni comments HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com wrote: >oni Mitchell was just a homely folksinger, not some prophet" >> > >aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >hhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Oh the agony!!! ( and this lesbo thinks she is hot as heck >too) >I thank God the worst I've heard is, "if you like Joni, You'll LOVE..." my >reply...no you didn't!!!! >peace >Noel > > > my god! When you introduced yourself to the list I was going to make some comment about Noele Gordon but thought better of it assuming you were male. I always thought female Noels were Noeles. Still you could still be male. I have heard of men describe themselves as lesbians. In fact I knw a woman who when she had breakdown was convinced she was gay man trapped in the body of a woman. Mind you a male lesbian would gte tolay a lot of str8 women I suppose.... I just remembered who the male lesbian was-Suzzi Guzzi's friend in the bar.... - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:42:28 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: the saga continues...oh sweet destiny njc HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com wrote: > >The fact is God has gifted me with mental illness, with deep pensiveness, with >homosexuality and with a great love of great music ( among other things ) when >i was born. > SNAP me too! > parents don't often see these things as gifts, > nor do most people. > > they can't help it. - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:43:26 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: drawing the line njc HOOPSJOHN1@aol.com wrote: >"but i must draw the line at the carpenters" > >c'mon... a little respect, karen was a drummer in that day and age. I gotta >give her credit for doing the best she could in a brother/sister duo. > > > Karen had a memorable voice. Distinctive and oh so good. - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:44:08 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: njc Ricw1217@aol.com wrote: >this was too ironic and true not to share... > > >The White House announced today that it is changing its emblem to a >condom because it more clearly reflects the Republican Party's stance. > >A condom accepts inflation, halts production, protects a bunch of >pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting >screwed. > >(now will someone please forward this to marcel?) > >peace, ric > > > naughty boy! - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 18:46:27 -0400 From: "patrick leader" Subject: RE: Kay's got a show in NYC on 9/13 hey, i just wanted to share with listers that i'll be there, celebrating sistah kay's birthday. she does several joni songs really well, and often throws in a sandy denny song (the sea) to buy my loyalty (which is a real bargain, i'm that cheap). for joni content, i'm hoping she does 'black crow', which i've heard her rock the house with several times. and also, how lame am i? i've been seeing her post references to a 'kayzoo' and thinking to myself 'doesn't the beeatch know how to spell?' so tonight i went to find my kazoo, acquired at jonifest, and for the first time noticed that it had printing on it, 'the kayzoo' and www.kayashley.com. i'd never realized these were promo items. very clever. and how lame am i? come on new yorkers. kay definitely doesn't suck; as a matter of fact she's been known to blow joni-lovers away. patrick np - sandy denny - tam lin > > >Hello Listers, > >I just wanted to let you all know, in particular the NYC crowd, that I have >a show at Sam's on Saturday night. This is a special show for me because >it falls close to the anniversary which doesn't need mentioning, and it's >also 2 days before my birthday, so this is my birthday party of sorts, as >well as a festive antidote to today's heavy load. Kayzoos will be in >operation. I will sing at least one, and probably two, Joni covers. Not >usually kosher to do more than one cover by the same artist in a one-hour >set, but it's my party, and I'll sing Joni if I want to!! So, if you're >game, I'd love to see you. I know there are some NYC listers whom I have >not met, perhaps you'd like to come out for this one. I can't guarantee >you'll like the show, I guess, but I can say with confidence that I don't >suck. Beyond that, it's really a matter of opinion. ;-) > >So here are the details: > >saturday, september 13 at 8:30PM >KAY ASHLEY >with >AVIV ROTH >at >SAM'S >263 west 45 street >new york, ny >no cover charge >http://www.kayashley.com >http://www.avivroth.com > >I go on at 8:30, Aviv goes on at 9:30. > >I do hope to see some of you! > >Love, >Kay ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:48:06 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. Martin Giles wrote: > >I've always hated him. > so we have an unbiased opinion then? ;-) I don;t care for his music but he has a beautiful smile. And yes, I love that song from 4 weddings...another cover > > > - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:49:01 +0100 From: "StephenToogood" Subject: Tori Amos - "Tales Of A Librarian: A Tori Amos Collection" (NJC) For those who don't know and are interested this is the title for the best of due for release Nov 17/18. I have all of Tori's albums but will get this anyway as it comes with 2 previously unreleased track and a few hard to find b-sides. Here is some of the track list from what I have gathered from www.thedent.com ... Snow Cherries From France Angels Mary Sweet Dreams Precious Things Silent All These Years Cornflake Girl Spark Winter Obviously that is not the whole track listing but so far so good. I am so excited! I love Tori's music so much. Steve ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:52:42 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: Today in this world.. NJC Who set up this archive? How di the mail get there? It isn't Smoe is it? bw colin ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 23:55:02 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: ova thread njc remember the Ova thread, Anne? well i thought of you in Turin. Ova were on the menu of the restaurant we were in. seems that is what the Italians call eggs. - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:01:11 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Praise Canadaa, Praise Canadaaaa! njc --- tantra-apso wrote: > Catherine McKay wrote: > > > Same offer goes to anyone on list (unless > >you're a psycho, LOL - prove that you're not > first!) > > > > > you only made that offer cos you knew there was no > risk of me taking you > up on it.....you know I hate to fly. > Well, i'll fix you-I am going into lomng distance > swimming training.... I had no idea you were afraid of flying. So there! But how do I know you're not a psycho - LOL! ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:01:42 -0400 From: Doug Subject: Joni on Johnny Cash Video Thanks to Kenny B. , I have a VHS copy of the Johnny Cash Show with Joni and others from 1969 and 1970. Very good quality. The tape runs 1 hour 40 minutes. Here's the line up: Joni: The Gallery Long Black Veil w/Johnny Both Sides Now I Still Miss Someone w/Johnny California My Old Man Girl From The North Country w/Johnny Plus: The Monkees Roy Clark The Guess Who Carl Perkins Jose Feliciano Linda Ronstadt Stevie Wonder Roy Orbison Creedence Clearwater Revival Joe South Bob Dylan Derek & The Dominos Anyone wanting a copy, contact me privately Postage will be cheaper within Canada. Doug near Ottawa, Ontario ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:10:10 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: QUEENS NJC --- Lucy Hone wrote: > EXCUSE ME AND YES I AM SHOUTING HERE.. (BUT VERY > REGALLY.).. do you really > think you can claim royalty.......AM I NOT QUEEN > LULU???? > > Have I been de-throned cos I clearly do not remember > abdicating..... Maybe Ms > McKay you should be > amnesia_rising@yabadabadoo.barkingmadasafish and Mr > wally > you should be wallItellyouafib@fantasia.lalaland.com > > HUH QUEENS.. dont know a F*****G thing about > protocol.... > > Queen Lulu who is sweeping out of the room in a > royal huff!!!! > > HE HE HE > HRH LULU > XXX LOL - you win, you freakin' QUEEN! I'd rather be a nobody anyway - it's a lot easier sneaking in and out of places without that bloody entourage! ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:29:32 -0300 From: "Wally Kairuz" Subject: RE: carpenters' home NJC LOL! you're almost as witty as i, bob. w > -----Mensaje original----- > De: Murphycopy@aol.com [mailto:Murphycopy@aol.com] > Enviado el: Jueves, 11 de Septiembre de 2003 05:21 p.m. > Para: wallykai@fibertel.com.ar; lulu.hone@virgin.net; > colin@tantra.fsbusiness.co.uk; AzeemAK@aol.com; joni@smoe.org > Asunto: Re: carpenters' home NJC > > > Wally writes: > > > (you know the thing you sit on. what do you call it in > > england?) > > ARSE? > > --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 00:11:17 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: Praise Canadaa, Praise Canadaaaa! njc Catherine McKay wrote: > > >I had no idea you were afraid of flying. So there! But >how do I know you're not a psycho - LOL! > > > I am not a psyhco. how dare you suggest such a thing? Just because I shared my heart with you and told I have had mental problems. bi polar doesn't mean psycho. Besides, those bin bags that dripped that red stuff that were found under my stairs, were there when i moved in. Really they were. And that incident in the shower? an accident. i swear. besides you can talk. I know why you wear that metal helmet with the antenae, I can hear you spying on me. That's why I have taken to wearing aluminium foil on my head at night. That fixed you. Bet the interefence really pissed you off, huh? I'd watch out if i were you, ms anima rising, I have my own ways of reaching and touching somone and you might not like. Now put that down, and concentrate. Can you feel it? - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:11:39 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs youhate to hea... --- AzeemAK@aol.com wrote: > I do wonder if the UK charts suffer more from > noveltysongitis than the US > ones. I mean, we've had all the horrors you > mention, Lucy, and innumerable > others. What have Americans had? Achy Breaky > Heart! And we had to put up with > that too... The difference is that, in America, no one knows the difference between a real song and a novelty song. 'Tis a fine line, y'know... ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:11:37 -0400 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: RE: Kay's got a show in NYC on 9/13 >bargain, i'm that cheap). for joni content, i'm hoping she does 'black >crow', which i've heard her rock the house with several times. Well I was in the front row at Jonifest and she rocked the house. Her whole set..but wow..when she sang Black Crow.. I could feel every vibration from her guitar strings. >come on new yorkers. kay definitely doesn't suck; as a matter of fact >she's >been known to blow joni-lovers away. Absolutely!! And believe me this is one time I wished I lived close to NYC...because I'D be there. Bree >patrick > >np - sandy denny - tam lin > > > > > > > > >Hello Listers, > > > >I just wanted to let you all know, in particular the NYC crowd, that I >have > >a show at Sam's on Saturday night. This is a special show for me because > >it falls close to the anniversary which doesn't need mentioning, and it's > >also 2 days before my birthday, so this is my birthday party of sorts, as > >well as a festive antidote to today's heavy load. Kayzoos will be in > >operation. I will sing at least one, and probably two, Joni covers. Not > >usually kosher to do more than one cover by the same artist in a one-hour > >set, but it's my party, and I'll sing Joni if I want to!! So, if you're > >game, I'd love to see you. I know there are some NYC listers whom I have > >not met, perhaps you'd like to come out for this one. I can't guarantee > >you'll like the show, I guess, but I can say with confidence that I don't > >suck. Beyond that, it's really a matter of opinion. ;-) > > > >So here are the details: > > > >saturday, september 13 at 8:30PM > >KAY ASHLEY > >with > >AVIV ROTH > >at > >SAM'S > >263 west 45 street > >new york, ny > >no cover charge > >http://www.kayashley.com > >http://www.avivroth.com > > > >I go on at 8:30, Aviv goes on at 9:30. > > > >I do hope to see some of you! > > > >Love, > >Kay _________________________________________________________________ Get 10MB of e-mail storage! Sign up for Hotmail Extra Storage. http://join.msn.com/?PAGE=features/es ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:12:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: PayPal --- notaro@stpt.usf.edu wrote: > Quoting James Leahy : > > > Does anyone have experience with PayPal.com as a > method for paying > > people > > over the Internet? Is it safe? I'm thinking of > using it to pay for a > > tape. > > > > Jim > > > Absolutely safe. > Jerry Ditto. I've used it many times - in fact, that's how I pay Ashara what I owes here. I've used it to pay for stuff I've bought off E-Bay as well and haven't had a problem with it. ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 00:15:20 +0100 From: tantra-apso Subject: Re: QUEENS NJC Catherine McKay wrote: > I'd rather be a >nobody anyway - > can you imagine how awful it would be to born in that family(or any royal)? They cannot quit. They cannot decide to be 'ordinary', they can't quit being a prince or Princess. no matter what, they are stuck with it. Even if the tried, and got a job(unlikely to be possible), they would still have to be gaurded for the rest of their lives. I doubt very much the money makes up for all the shit. - -- bw colin http://www.btinternet.com/~tantraapso/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:18:35 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: PayPal Apologies to the joni-onlies - that shoulda been njc - didn't notice 'til it was too late. ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:19:45 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: QUEENS NJC --- tantra-apso wrote: > Catherine McKay wrote: > > > I'd rather be a > >nobody anyway - > > > can you imagine how awful it would be to born in > that family(or any > royal)? They cannot quit. They cannot decide to be > 'ordinary', they > can't quit being a prince or Princess. no matter > what, they are stuck > with it. Even if the tried, and got a job(unlikely > to be possible), they > would still have to be gaurded for the rest of their > lives. I doubt very > much the money makes up for all the shit. Exactly. It makes me cringe just thinking of it. No wonder they're so dysfunctional (come to think of it, probably no moreso than the average person...) ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:46:38 -0300 From: "Wally Kairuz" Subject: RE: Depression (njc) The mighty Wind... wind has always been important in my life. when i was a child, after my parents had fought, thrown stuff at each other, my father breaking a couple of my mother's ribs and all that dysfunctional scenario that is the backdrop of my early life, i would go out on the terrace and let the wind wash me clean. wind, cold, tremendously blustery wind to me was like god's hand promising to take me away from all that if only i could let go of the rail. "i need the wind, though, i seek the cold he reached past the wine for my hand to hold" those joni lines have always had a special meaning for me. i was very happy in boston last february. i would go out in the street to have a smoke and let the wind rough me up for a while. god's hand again. the wind hits my face and i smile. as if on cue. wally ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:49:20 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs that irritate you to bits NJC --- Lucy Hone wrote: > well it is one of the songs that just sums it up for > me I am afraid.. Murph > or Colin.. Colin or Murph... hmmmmm what is a gilr > to do............but I do > draw the line at the Carpenters...... their songs > make me think of net > curtains, endless glass cabinets filled with > terribly twisted bits of glass > ornamenty things that you admire whilst feeling > slightly sick, the house is > also filled with the scent of dreadful potpourri > mimicking rose petals, > terrible racks of "collectibles" and those nasty > Victorian Dolls with little > teeth that could bite when the dolls come alive at > midnight.... there would > probably be some terrible lacey things on the chairs You've just described the home of a friend of mine. She is a Victoriana uber-chick who decorates every square inch of her condo with lace and gold leaf and really "chick-y" stuff. It is completely bizarre. What is even more bizarre is... she likes me (why, God, why?) and she invites me over to her place sometimes ... and I feel so terrible that I try to wiggle out of it. She's a nice person, really she is, and I'm such a bitch and a horrible person to feel this way, and I probably don't deserve to be liked by anyone. When she calls me on the phone, she keeps me on for hours. And I feel terrible because if I know it's her calling, I won't answer the phone. I'm a HORRIBLE PERSON and she deserves a better "friend" than me! Still I feel like I probably SHOULD go to see her because I'm terribly afraid I may be one of the only friends she's got. She got married when she was 40-something - neither she nor her husband had ever been married before and it was, the way she describes it, love at first sight (and all that crap, yayaya.) She dotes on him, and he seems to dote on her. But I worry, for no real reason, that one day he's going to dump her and she's going to go completely crazy and I may be the only person she's got. Help! Why does she like me? Does anyone else have a friend like that? Why do I get myself so worked up about stuff like that? Gaaaahhh! And she likes old music, like renaissance music, which is cool. But I think she also likes the Carpenters. In fact, I'm pretty sure she does. So what's up with that? ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:51:52 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs that irritate you to bits NJC --- Lori_Fye/Washington/CRESA_Partners@cresapartners.com wrote: > Puff the Magic fecking Dragon! > > I hated it when I was seven years old (or whatever), > and I hate it today. > > Although ... "Honah Lee" would make a good name for > a head shop. > Every now and then I get a call from someone at the Ombudsman's office - her name is Honnah Lee. Do you know how much I have to hold myself in check? Do you have any idea what that's like? One of these days, I'm gonna 'splode! ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:54:42 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: NJC songs that irritate you to bits NJC --- Lucy Hone wrote: > What about "Grandma" and anything by the Barron > Knights... or the > SMURPHS...(oh bob you have a secret life and don't > even realise)......... > then of course there were all the awful Orville > songs (that horrid green > duck thing that wore a nappy (diaper) and then there > was STAR TREKKING..... > Oh that was great..."there are klingons on the star > board bow, starboard > bow, starboard bow, there are klingons on the > starboard bow, starboard bow > JIM... Its life jim, but not as we know it, etc. OK, that's it. I take back what I said about Americans not knowing the difference between "real" songs and novelty songs. You Brits have it all over them for really sick, twisted, horrible SHITE! Fortunately, I've never heard most of these - and pray to God, never will. ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:56:25 EDT From: AzeemAK@aol.com Subject: Re: Another Joni cover on it's way - nothing to look forward to. In a message dated 11/09/2003 23:11:09 GMT Daylight Time, mlg@ukonline.co.uk writes: > He seems to get stuck on some notes for no good reason, and just wails them > for what seems like days. The song takes three weeks to finally end. Oh God, > but it's bad. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad. > Is it, like, not very good then? I remember a bit of a spat a few years ago between two alleged "blue-eyed soul" bands, Simply Red and Wet Wet Wet (there may have been worse-named groups in the history of recorded music, but there numbers are few), which culminated in the Wets' manager sharing the following pearl of wisdom: "Marti Pellow has got more talent and soul in his *penis* than Mick Hucknall has in his entire body" end quote. Classy stuff, eh? Azeem in London ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 20:00:44 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Intolerant Joni Comments --- Chris Marshall wrote: > On Thursday, September 11, 2003, at 06:30 PM, > StephenToogood wrote: > > [Re: Steve's Dad] He then said that he can tell > she > > uses different tunings (which I didn't know at the > time) and that they > > are > > 'cheating'? He just doesn't have a clue and really > resents the fact > > that I > > (try to) play in different tunings. Oh well that's > my dad! > > Ask Les Ross how hard it is to take her songs and > then > play them faithfully in standard tuning. If I > recall > correctly, Les did Amelia at Jonifest in standard > tuning. > Raised my eyebrows a notch or two, I can tell ya. > I've been breaking so many guitar strings lately that I may need to take the Les Ross course in how to play Joni without de-tuning your guitar. I love the sounds Joni gets with the tunings, but I can't afford the strings! ===== Catherine Toronto - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We all live so close to that line, and so far from satisfaction ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 12:04:20 +1200 From: "hell" Subject: Re: songs you hate to hear (NJC) Lucy wrote: > .....are there any worse catchy songs that get on > anyone's nerves that as soon as you hear them > are stuck in your head for days? I have no idea what this song is called, or who wrote and/or performed it (or when) but here are some lines that are stuck in my head now, and it's driving me nuts (thanks SO much, Lucy)! It goes: Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom, don't you just love it Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom, don't YOU just love it Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom, don't you just love it Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom.... I hope someone else suffers from this as much as I am right now! And while we're on the subject of lyrics, there's a song that I've been trying to find for ages - not because I like it, but because I want to prove that it exists (it's another one that won't leave my head once it's in there)! The lyrics go: LA International Airport Where the big jet engines roar LA Internation Airport I won't see you any more .... or something like that. Anyone know it? Hell ___________________________________ "To have great poets, there must be great audiences too." - Walt Whitman Hell's Home Page - NEW & IMPROVED! http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~hell/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:16:26 -0500 From: "kerry" Subject: Re: carpenters' home NJC Ahhhh....Karen, one of my first loves. I don't really listen to them much now, but I love the Carpenters for sentimental reasons. (Karen's voice on Superstar still goes right through me!) I'm not sure it's available anymore, but I have a 1994 CD called "If I Were A Carpenter," with different alternative/popular bands doing covers of Carpenter songs. It includes Dishwalla, Sheryl Crow, Sonic Youth, 4 Non Blondes and more. It's a little freaky, but good listening! > I'm not as big a fan as Wally but love the Carpenters as well and have > endured countless criticisms because of it, but then again no more than > because of my love for Joni or Janis for that matter. I agree Stephen, 'a > song for you' is tremendous. I rate Karen Carpenter as one of the best, > most moving, complete vocalists of my lifetime and in a race whe would > outrank Joni in that regard. > > mack ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 20:16:40 -0400 From: "Lama, Jim L'Hommedieu" Subject: LMDL members' musical recommendations (njc) These are, of necessity, filtered through my belief that some amazing music was created in my lifetime and some did not. Here are track recommendations on some amazing albums from an old guy: "Blue Rondo ala Turk" on TAKE FIVE by the Dave Brubeck Quartet "The Back Seat Of My Car" on RAM by Paul and Linda McCartney "The Firebird Suite" by Igor Stravinsky "Chords" on OLIAS OF SUNHILLOW by Jon Anderson of Yes "Spirit In the Dark" as sung by Ms. Aretha Franklin on 30 GREATEST HITS "Candy-O" from the CANDY-O album by The Cars. Lama PS, one of them is a ringer. :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 19:25:22 -0500 From: "kerry" Subject: Re: LMDL members musical reccommendations now including songs that irritate you to bits NJC I HATE that song too!! It's right up there with "It's a Small fecking World!" Kerry > Puff the Magic fecking Dragon! > > I hated it when I was seven years old (or whatever), and I hate it today. > > Although ... "Honah Lee" would make a good name for a head shop. > > > Lori ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2003 #461 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)