From: les@jmdl.com (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2003 #250 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Friday, April 18 2003 Volume 2003 : Number 250 Sign up now for JoniFest 2003! http://www.jonifest.com ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Joni ["ash" ] Re: tag your it! njc [AsharaJM@aol.com] Re: casanOVA - njc [Murphycopy@aol.com] was casanOVA , now growin' up- njc [RoseMJoy@aol.com] Re: nOVA njc [Catherine McKay ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc [Jenny Goodspeed ] Re: tag your it! njc [magsnbrei ] Re: nOVA njc ["Victor Johnson" ] Re: tag your it! njc [KJHSF@aol.com] Re: tag your it! njc [Jerry Notaro ] Re: tag your it! njc [FMYFL@aol.com] myway highway revisited - NJC ["theodore" ] LOOKING FOR ALISON NJC [RoseMJoy@aol.com] FRONT PORCH SWINGIN' LIQUER PIGS NJC [RoseMJoy@aol.com] those cannibals [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: nOVA njc [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: those cannibals [Catherine McKay ] Re: those cannibals [Deb Messling ] RE: nOVA njc ["Heather" ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc ["Lori Fye" ] Re: those cannibals - "shuck and jive" meaning ["Moni Kellermann" ] RE: those cannibals - "shuck and jive" meaning ["Heather" ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc ["kerry" ] Re: nOVA njc [colin ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc [colin ] RE: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc ["theodore" ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc [colin ] RE: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc ["Heather" ] Re: casanOVA - njc [colin ] Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc [Susan Guzzi ] Re: Fwd: Colin's an appendage -NJC [colin ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc [colin ] Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc [colin ] RE: Some tag AND OVA content njc ["Heather" ] Re: NJC [Catherine McKay ] NJC ova songs [colin ] Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc [Catherine McKay ] Re: NJC [colin ] Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc [colin ] Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc [colin ] Re: NJC [Catherine McKay ] Re: Today in History: April 16 NJC [RoseMJoy@aol.com] Re: that Joni PBS thing [Catherine McKay ] RE: NJC ["Heather" ] Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc [Catherine McKay ] Video of WOHAM broadcast ["Heather" ] RE: NJC [Catherine McKay ] Re: Today in History: April 16 NJC [Catherine McKay ] Re: Today in History: April 16 NJC [RoseMJoy@aol.com] Chakras- NJC ["Heather" ] Re: NJC [Susan Guzzi ] Re: Chakras- NJC [RoseMJoy@aol.com] RE: Chakras- NJC ["Heather" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 18:20:48 +1000 From: "ash" Subject: Joni Ooooops! YES I'd love to join! 8B6622A-934C48B Thank you Ash ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 07:33:02 EDT From: AsharaJM@aol.com Subject: Re: tag your it! njc In a message dated 4/18/2003 1:53:05 AM Eastern Standard Time, kate@katebennett.com writes: > kate, going to see billy joe shaver saturday night > > okay, who's next? Stephen and I are going to see Diane Zeigler tonight in Boston. :-D Hugs, Ashara ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 09:07:53 EDT From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: casanOVA - njc Theodore writes: << The older I get the more I realize I'm comfortable being the little kid everyone told me I had to stop being. Now they get to say it but I get to drive home, drive through and get a sundae, stay up all night, throw my clothes everywhere, crank up my guitar and my stereo, and their words don't affect me. >> Hey, Ted, cool it! Love means never having to say you're sorry. I really enjoy your posts, but apologize one more time and I'll scream. And by the way, wasn't the Beaver's first name supposed to have been Theodore? Funny how these things work out. --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 09:22:37 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: was casanOVA , now growin' up- njc In a message dated 4/18/03 9:08:44 AM Eastern Daylight Time, Murphycopy@aol.com writes: ted wrote..... > << The older I get the more I realize I'm comfortable being the little kid > everyone told me I had to stop being. Now they get to say it but I get to > drive home, drive through and get a sundae, stay up all night, throw my > clothes everywhere, crank up my guitar and my stereo, and their words don't > > affect me. >> > then smurfie wrote... > Hey, Ted, cool it! Love means never having to say you're sorry. I really > enjoy your posts, but apologize one more time and I'll scream. And by the > way, wasn't the Beaver's first name supposed to have been Theodore? Funny > how > these things work out. > He said ...Grow up...I cried now Bruce's growin up GROWIN' UP I stood stone-like at midnight suspended in my masquerade I combed my hair till it was just right and commanded the night brigade I was open to pain and crossed by the rain and I walked on a crooked crutch I strolled all alone through a fallout zone and came out with my soul untouched I hid in the clouded wrath of the crowd but when they said "Sit down" I stood up. Ooh-ooh growin' up The flag of piracy flew from my mast, my sails were set wing to wing I had a jukebox graduate for first mate, she couldn't sail but she sure could sing,(love this lyric,hah!) I pushed B-52 and bombed `em with the blues with my gear set stubborn on standing I broke all the rules, strafed my old high school, never once gave thought to landing, I hid in the clouded wrath of the crowd but when they said "Come down" I threw up Ooh-ooh growin' up rosie in weird NJ who admits she was not offended by these posts I LMAO In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 09:54:33 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: nOVA njc --- Rob Procyk & Tracy Tolley wrote: > P.S. I haven't read this thread yet, so if I offend > by using the same > subject line, I apologize in advance. Don't botha. It's ova. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 06:54:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Jenny Goodspeed Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc Good job Bob, you smarty. It's interesting...I didn't catch any references last night, but will & grace is the only show on network TV that makes a good deal of jokes about women's genitalia. They're usually quick, so you gotta be paying attention to catch 'em. You know, if that kind of thing is important to you. Which, uh, it seems to be to me because I felt the need to bring this up. I'll be going now. Jenny - --- Murphycopy@aol.com wrote: > Yesterday I wrote: > > << Watch 12 hours of TV -- like most people do every > day! -- and I guarantee > you'll hear jokes, put-downs, etc., about male > genitalia, but nothing about > women. I don't know why that is, but it *is* the way > things are. >> > > My, my, my . . . Am I smahhht, or what? > > After "Will & Grace" tonight I left the TV on and > got distracted by something > else. (Writing my speeches for all the honorary > degrees I'm getting this > spring.) The show "Good Morning Miami" -- which I > NEVER watch because it's > awful -- came on. About half way into the show I > heard the words "little > prick" and laughter. Well, in the storyline, Suzanne > Pleshette was supposed > to be the on-camera talent for a segment about > inoculations the fictitious > news show was videotaping, but she couldn't control > her laughter every time > she had to to tell the man getting the shot that he > was going to feel a > "little prick." > > Then, in his opening monologue, Letterman said that > today in Central Park he > saw a squirrel who was so excited about Easter, he > was dyeing his nuts! > > I was right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! > > --Bob, having a very high self-esteem day! (It > takes so little > sometimes!) ===== "Now I used to think that I was cool running around on fossil fuel, until I saw what I was doing was driving down the road to ruin..." JT The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 07:33:22 -0700 (PDT) From: magsnbrei Subject: Re: tag your it! njc katieB started this fabulous thread by telling us that she is: going to see billy joe shaver saturday night > > okay, who's next? and the Ashara with a Canadian twinkle in her eye wrote: Stephen and I are going to see Diane Zeigler tonight in Boston. :-D to which Magsnhoneboi are inspired to write: Last Saturday evening, Brei and I went out on a date and saw Tom Rush along with Steve Forbert. :-))))) You open my heart, you do. Yes you do. - JM The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:44:20 -0700 From: "Victor Johnson" Subject: Re: nOVA njc Did someone say nOVA??? I love nOVA lox and a bagel with cream cheese, capers, lettuce, and tomatoes. My favorite thing to eat in the morning. Victor NP: "Real World" Victor Johnson waytoblu@mindspring.com Look for the new album "Parsonage Lane" this spring! Produced by Chris Rosser at Hollow Reed Studios, Asheville ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:47:44 EDT From: KJHSF@aol.com Subject: Re: tag your it! njc I went to see Kim Fox last night and she opened with her song that mentions Joni! <> I think I was the only person at the tiny concert who came to hear Kim and not the band who she opened for. And she sat with me after her set which was a real treat. I told her about the JMDL and said that her song was now archived in the Songs that Mention Joni Site. She was thrilled! Ken ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:52:05 -0400 From: Jerry Notaro Subject: Re: tag your it! njc I'm going to see Karla Bonoff tonight at a small venue. Have never seen her live, but am very excited to. Jerry KJHSF@aol.com wrote: >I went to see Kim Fox last night and she opened with her song that mentions >Joni! > >< Like Joplin and Joni, California Dreaming, feel a small tickle did I>> > >I think I was the only person at the tiny concert who came to hear Kim and >not the band who she opened for. And she sat with me after her set which was >a real treat. >I told her about the JMDL and said that her song was now archived in the >Songs that Mention Joni Site. She was thrilled! > >Ken ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:57:46 EDT From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: Re: tag your it! njc and I'm going to karaoke after my bowling league tonight :~) Jimmy In a message dated 4/18/2003 11:54:45 AM Eastern Standard Time, notaro@bayflash.stpt.usf.edu writes: > I'm going to see Karla Bonoff tonight at a small venue. Have never seen > her live, but am very excited to. > > Jerry ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 09:14:12 -0700 From: "theodore" Subject: myway highway revisited - NJC I was wondering if anyone out in Joni land might be able to help with this tune. It needs more verses, I know its silly but kind of fun, for a friend that has a rockabilly style project and needs material in a hurry  of course he came to the right place, material like this can only take you straight to the motherluvin top  My Way High Way I saw Burt Reynolds in a t top Pontiac Talking on a cb and driving way too fast With an orangutan beside him And a big old thick moustache I fired up the cherry top And hopped up on the gas Pulled Burt Reynolds over Than I kicked that monkey9s ass (chorus) On a my way highway Yea its the myway highway Myyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyy Im the judge and jury On the my way highway I dont buy my lunch Cause theres a little thing called bribery Ate 60 donuts Three cheese burgers in a sack Its the my way highway So Im having fries with that ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 12:22:23 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: LOOKING FOR ALISON NJC I seem to have lost her email addy...anyone have it? In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 12:31:20 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: FRONT PORCH SWINGIN' LIQUER PIGS NJC HALF COCKED AND FULLY LOADED...U LEFT THIS BEHIND AT JONIFEST?!? DOES THIS BELONG TO U...CAN I HAVE A LISTEN? SORRY FOR THE BANDWIDTH AND CAP LOCKS...... ROSIE IN WEIRD NJ NP: JONI: A DAY IN THE GARDEN TROUBLE MAN In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 12:47:49 EDT From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: those cannibals In "The Jungle Line" Joni sings about "those cannibals of shuck and Jive." Today, while reading a Michael Musto Village Voice column dated 3/24/03, I came across the following: "As the war rages on with shock and awe, showbiz folk with shuck and jive need to submit to my own mandatory weapons inspection." Question: Did Joni come up with the phrase "shuck and jive?" I have never seen it anywhere else until now. Also, what does "shuck" mean? I assume it's slang and not the dictionary definition. Thanks, Joniphiles! --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 13:19:48 EDT From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: nOVA njc Victor writes: << I love nOVA lox and a bagel with cream cheese, capers, lettuce, and tomatoes. >> I once drove one! --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 13:20:09 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: those cannibals --- Murphycopy@aol.com wrote: > In "The Jungle Line" Joni sings about "those > cannibals of shuck and Jive." > Today, while reading a Michael Musto Village Voice > column dated 3/24/03, I > came across the following: > > "As the war rages on with shock and awe, showbiz > folk with shuck and jive > need to submit to my own mandatory weapons > inspection." > > Question: Did Joni come up with the phrase "shuck > and jive?" I have never > seen it anywhere else until now. Also, what does > "shuck" mean? I assume it's > slang and not the dictionary definition. > I always thought it came from an African American kind of background. Something along the lines of hustle or con job, trying to fool people with smooth talk whiel dancing around a topic. If you do a google search on "shuck jive", it's amazing how much stuff it pulls up, but I couldn't find a definition, just things that suggest that what I'm guessing is close, if not "it". Jimmy Webb wrote a song called "Mr Shuck and Jive" that is on an Art Garfunkel album. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 13:26:19 -0400 From: Deb Messling Subject: Re: those cannibals I don't have access to any dictionaries of slang today, but a quick search on the Web found a definition of "shuck and jive" --oddly enough, in an opinion written by the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals: "Shuck and jive" is a phrase with racial origins. See Smith v. Farley, 59 F.3d 659, 664 (7th Cir. 1995). It began as slang adopted by American blacks to describe a situation where blacks lie to whites to stay out of trouble. See 15 Oxford English Dictionary 388 (2d ed. 1989). There is some debate regarding whether this slang has crossed over into mainstream usage. See Smith, 59 F.3d at 664 At 12:47 PM 4/18/2003 -0400, you wrote: >Question: Did Joni come up with the phrase "shuck and jive?" I have never >seen it anywhere else until now. Also, what does "shuck" mean? I assume it's >slang and not the dictionary definition. - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Deb Messling -^..^- messling@enter.net - ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 14:03:12 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: nOVA njc now THAT'S the best reply yet! heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of Catherine McKay Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 9:55 AM To: Rob Procyk & Tracy Tolley; joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: nOVA njc --- Rob Procyk & Tracy Tolley wrote: > P.S. I haven't read this thread yet, so if I offend > by using the same > subject line, I apologize in advance. Don't botha. It's ova. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:02:39 -0700 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc << Watch 12 hours of TV -- like most people do every day! -- and I guarantee you'll hear jokes, put-downs, etc., about male genitalia, but nothing about women. I don't know why that is, but it *is* the way things are. >> > My, my, my . . . Am I smahhht, or what? You are smart, Bob! I'll bet you've noticed that, conversely, there are LOTS of TV commercials for Monistat, Vagistat, etc., and LOTS of TV commercials for women's birth control methods. Oddly though, there are no TV commercials for jock itch remedies or for condoms. WHY IS THAT?? Ok, there is the occasional ad for Viagra, but that's it. What kind of message is the advertising world sending out?? Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:06:34 +0200 From: "Moni Kellermann" Subject: Re: those cannibals - "shuck and jive" meaning I found someone in a newsgroup asking for the origin of "shuck and jive" and someone else quoted: _Dictionary of American Slang, Third Edition_ (1995) gives: shuck 2 v (also shuck and jive) black by 1966 To joke; tease; = fool around: ... 22 percent of each trash-truck crew's workday is spent shucking and jiving and shadowboxing -- Philadelphia.... 4 v (also shuck and jive) black & student by 1959 To swindle; cheat; deceive; esp to bluff verbally and counterfeit total sincerity. _Cassell's Dictionary of Slang_ (1998) says: shuch and jive n. [late 19C+] (US, esp. Black) deception, play-acting, obfuscation. shucking and jiving n. [1960s+] (US Black) fooling, playing around. "For many blacks, shuckin' and jivin' is a survival technique to avoid and stay out of trouble. (H.L. Foster, 1974) moni ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:07:28 -0700 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: tag your it! njc Tomorrow night Mary and I are going to see Lucy Kaplansky at the Barns of Wolftrap. http://www.lucykaplansky.com/ http://www.wolftrap.org/performances/barns.html Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 14:27:54 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: those cannibals - "shuck and jive" meaning This is interesting. Thanks for the info. I thought it may have something to do with clams ... some fishing terminology. Heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of Moni Kellermann Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 2:07 PM To: joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: those cannibals - "shuck and jive" meaning I found someone in a newsgroup asking for the origin of "shuck and jive" and someone else quoted: _Dictionary of American Slang, Third Edition_ (1995) gives: shuck 2 v (also shuck and jive) black by 1966 To joke; tease; = fool around: ... 22 percent of each trash-truck crew's workday is spent shucking and jiving and shadowboxing -- Philadelphia.... 4 v (also shuck and jive) black & student by 1959 To swindle; cheat; deceive; esp to bluff verbally and counterfeit total sincerity. _Cassell's Dictionary of Slang_ (1998) says: shuch and jive n. [late 19C+] (US, esp. Black) deception, play-acting, obfuscation. shucking and jiving n. [1960s+] (US Black) fooling, playing around. "For many blacks, shuckin' and jivin' is a survival technique to avoid and stay out of trouble. (H.L. Foster, 1974) moni ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 14:27:06 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: Re: LOOKING FOR ALISON NJC thanks, i got it In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 19:54:04 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: NJC, RE: OVA njc Catherine McKay wrote: > >Colin, you're such a... dick! > This is just so bloody typical.the hypocrisy of women disgusts me. Imagine if I DARED to call YOU after a female body part! the uproar that would cause. Still, i guess being Canadian you just can't help yourself.....! > > >===== >Catherine >Toronto > >______________________________________________________________________ >Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 13:54:46 -0500 From: "kerry" Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc There are also tons of jokes about women's breasts, so we must joke about "outies", rather than "innies." :>) This reminds me of something funny I heard once, I think on Saturday Night Live. They were talking about Vincent Price being bisexual, and knowing that gave "The Pit and the Pendulum" a whole new meaning! Kerry Bob wrote: > << Watch 12 hours of TV -- like most people do every day! -- and I > guarantee you'll hear jokes, put-downs, etc., about male genitalia, but > nothing about women. I don't know why that is, but it *is* the way > things are. >> > > > My, my, my . . . Am I smahhht, or what? And then Lori replied: > You are smart, Bob! I'll bet you've noticed that, conversely, there > are LOTS of TV commercials for Monistat, Vagistat, etc., and LOTS of TV > commercials for women's birth control methods. Oddly though, there are > no TV commercials for jock itch remedies or for condoms. WHY IS THAT?? > > Ok, there is the occasional ad for Viagra, but that's it. > > What kind of message is the advertising world sending out?? > > Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 19:54:28 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: nOVA njc Catherine McKay wrote: >> >> > >Don't botha. It's ova. > this is just really good! LOL! > > >===== >Catherine >Toronto > >______________________________________________________________________ >Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 19:57:01 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc Murphycopy@aol.com wrote: > but she couldn't control her laughter every time >she had to to tell the man getting the shot that he was going to feel a >"little prick." > > > well bob, having hadmany sessions with the Phlebotomist, i can tell you they do say that. I once an intern do it with his boss looking on and he said the above. i tried so hard not to laugh, so did his boss, whilst poor intern went bright red.... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 11:58:32 -0700 From: "theodore" Subject: RE: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc They got female Viagra stuff now. I'm not sure if they let you have ads for condoms on tv. Cable markets are targeted so you won't see the same ads on all channels. The message = sex and drugs and rock and roll, I like the ones that say "think while you drink." Ok while the alcohol is literally killing my brain from top down is not the best time to wax philosophical. My thoughts while drinking "oyyy, blech, this feels, blech, I wonder if anyone's got some weed, I think I can still score some speed ... what time is it ... oh, no, yeah I got to wake up, get some real drugs," so off I go and soon I've got a needle in my arm ... no more booze for me. It's true we should not look to the entertainment industry to send out socially responsible messages, or we'll wind up living in a soap commercial. What is jock itch? Maybe I've just lucked out but I've never had it. As far as my genitalia are concerned "when in doubt I whip it out, got me a rock and roll band!" Ted "everybody's busy listening and pulling blinds, this is all so stupid we're just shouting I want you ..." Forever Now, Psychedelic Furs - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com] On Behalf Of Lori Fye Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 11:03 AM To: Murphycopy@aol.com; joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc << Watch 12 hours of TV -- like most people do every day! -- and I guarantee you'll hear jokes, put-downs, etc., about male genitalia, but nothing about women. I don't know why that is, but it *is* the way things are. >> > My, my, my . . . Am I smahhht, or what? You are smart, Bob! I'll bet you've noticed that, conversely, there are LOTS of TV commercials for Monistat, Vagistat, etc., and LOTS of TV commercials for women's birth control methods. Oddly though, there are no TV commercials for jock itch remedies or for condoms. WHY IS THAT?? Ok, there is the occasional ad for Viagra, but that's it. What kind of message is the advertising world sending out?? Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 19:58:40 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc kerry wrote: >There are also tons of jokes about women's breasts, so we must joke about >"outies", rather than "innies." :>) > > > what did the bra say to the hat? you go a head while I give these two a lift..... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:07:16 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc LOL!!! Heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of colin Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 2:59 PM To: kerry Cc: Lori Fye; joni@smoe.org; Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc kerry wrote: >There are also tons of jokes about women's breasts, so we must joke about >"outies", rather than "innies." :>) > > > what did the bra say to the hat? you go a head while I give these two a lift..... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:04:25 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: casanOVA - njc theodore wrote: > but I'm not too >impressed with the upsides of giving up myself to survive, > socety wants all of us to give our selves up. If you really wnat to survive, don't do it. being yourself is the best thing you cna be. Life is all about the battle to be who you are. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 12:05:26 -0700 (PDT) From: Susan Guzzi Subject: Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc And Jimmy, I went to karaoke LAST nite and may go again Sunday night! Atop that, here's some Joni content! For my final number of the evening, I did my "lovely" rendition of "Free Man In Paris." Unfortunately it was after 2 or 10 beers/Wild Turkey. It was one of the last songs done about 1:30 am - on the other hand everyone was drunk enough to think the attempt was brave and the performance brilliant - what fools those drunkards be! Next week I am considering my OVA set: Somewhere OVA the rainbow It ain't OVA till it's OVA (Lenny Kravitz) All OVA (Phoebe Snow) Move OVA (Janis) Any other suggestions? Unfortunately can't come up with a Joni OVA song! UNless you count the OVA-ture/Cotton Avenue? There now, I've gone and bastardized this thread! Peace, Susan - --- FMYFL@aol.com wrote: > and I'm going to karaoke after my bowling league tonight :~) > > Jimmy The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:05:52 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: Fwd: Colin's an appendage -NJC Catherine McKay wrote: > > >> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> >>Hey Colin, I can't send you the dick jokes but I >>think if you look real close in the archives you >>will find all the sheep shagging stories you Brits >>are so fond of telling >> I think you eman the Welsh, suze.they aren't Brits-they are Welsh. So they keeping singing.... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:07:55 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc theodore wrote: > >What is jock itch? Maybe I've just lucked out but I've never had it. > > > I've had it.A girlfriend and I weres toend and she shaved her private place. so i thought I'd do mine. trouble is she used Immac. so did I. No one told me how it would burn my scrotutm- i walked like a cowboy for days. then when it started to grow back, it itched like mad. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:11:32 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc Move Ova Darling- Doris Day Way Ova Yonder-Carole King ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:15:23 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: Some tag AND OVA content njc "Take the L out of LOVA and it's OVA" by the Motels. Okay ... so it's a stretch. You guys are crackin' me up (no pun intended ... just in case ;-) Heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of Susan Guzzi Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 3:05 PM To: FMYFL@aol.com Cc: joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc And Jimmy, I went to karaoke LAST nite and may go again Sunday night! Atop that, here's some Joni content! For my final number of the evening, I did my "lovely" rendition of "Free Man In Paris." Unfortunately it was after 2 or 10 beers/Wild Turkey. It was one of the last songs done about 1:30 am - on the other hand everyone was drunk enough to think the attempt was brave and the performance brilliant - what fools those drunkards be! Next week I am considering my OVA set: Somewhere OVA the rainbow It ain't OVA till it's OVA (Lenny Kravitz) All OVA (Phoebe Snow) Move OVA (Janis) Any other suggestions? Unfortunately can't come up with a Joni OVA song! UNless you count the OVA-ture/Cotton Avenue? There now, I've gone and bastardized this thread! Peace, Susan - --- FMYFL@aol.com wrote: > and I'm going to karaoke after my bowling league tonight :~) > > Jimmy The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:13:36 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: NJC --- colin wrote: > > > Catherine McKay wrote: > > > > >Colin, you're such a... dick! > > > This is just so bloody typical.the hypocrisy of > women disgusts me. > Imagine if I DARED to call YOU after a female body > part! the uproar that > would cause. > Still, i guess being Canadian you just can't help > yourself.....! Yep. Canadian characteristic. Passive agressive all the way. What makes you think I was calling you after a male body part, hmmm? Do you remember a few years back referring to someone as a "twat" and then finding out that what it means in the UK is entirely different than what it means in Canada & the US? It could be one of those things... but then again, it could not. Hey, Colin - I loveya and you know that! ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:14:37 +0100 From: colin Subject: NJC ova songs When The Party Is Ova-Roy Orbison? Lonny Donegan? Someone waaay before my time anytime.... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:15:11 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: OVA and OUT ! ! ! -- njc --- kerry wrote: > They were talking about Vincent Price being > bisexual, and knowing > that gave "The Pit and the Pendulum" a whole new > meaning! OMG and LOL. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:17:00 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: NJC Catherine McKay wrote: > Do you remember a few years >back referring to someone as a "twat" and then finding >out that what it means in the UK is entirely different >than what it means in Canada & the US? > even worse, i found out it means the same thing in the UK! I had no idea! > It could be one >of those things... but then again, it could not. > >Hey, Colin - I loveya and you know that! > you do know I was pulling your leg don't you? Ormaybe as you are Canadian, I needed to pint htta out..... > > >===== >Catherine >Toronto > >______________________________________________________________________ >Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:18:07 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc Heather wrote: > >You guys are crackin' me up (no pun intended ... just in case ;-) > >Heather > > > HEATHER!!! I am now really laughing so loud my face is all hot! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 20:20:15 +0100 From: colin Subject: Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc of course you know what Ova are don't you? Plurual of Ovum. or is it the other way around? I was just cracking eggs for the dogs and it came to me.... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:20:37 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: NJC --- colin wrote: > > > > you do know I was pulling your leg don't you? > Ormaybe as you are > Canadian, I needed to pint htta out..... Sure, I'll take a pint. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:24:49 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: Re: Today in History: April 16 NJC In a message dated 4/17/03 3:57:59 PM Eastern Daylight Time, ljirvin@jmdl.com writes: > You know... I rarely post but when I do... I like to make a statement! It > was definitely a flagrant abuse of power. My next abuse will entail 500 > (!) posts on a subject such as OVA... any day now. > > Les, who keeps getting rejected from membership on the LIDL. > rosie has a ? .....I missed something...what does LIDL stand for ROTFLMAO in nj In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:25:37 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: that Joni PBS thing --- Rob Procyk & Tracy Tolley wrote: > I was reading > my Entertainment > Weekly (nothing but highbrow reading for me), which > arrived later than a > son of a bitch as usual, and I see there was some > Joni thing on PBS that > I missed??????? what the hell was it, who's got it, > and was it any > good???? Not only did you miss it on PBS, you obviously missed it on CBC too, ya hoser! Here you go. I stole this from a post by Lama. I'm sure he has a copyright on it, so he is hereby acknowledged and thanked. "Joni Mitchell: A Woman Of Heart and Mind" is available on NTSC VHS or DVD from WNET in New York. From the USA and Canada, you can call 1-800-336-1917." > the > Easter bunny will not be visiting a certain cat at > my house... hell, the > cat will be forced to dress up like the Easter bunny > as punishment.... I may have a cat-sized bunny suit I can lend you. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:29:41 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: NJC This brings to mind my current little dilemma being a grandparent. I am learning to curb any of my bad language use. Those little butter beans pick up on anything you say, you know. I have come up with an alternative to dumb t**t ... kumquat. It sounds much nicer, don'tcha think? Besides, I don't think anyone around me catches on except my husband. Heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of Catherine McKay Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 3:14 PM To: colin Cc: joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: NJC Yep. Canadian characteristic. Passive agressive all the way. What makes you think I was calling you after a male body part, hmmm? Do you remember a few years back referring to someone as a "twat" and then finding out that what it means in the UK is entirely different than what it means in Canada & the US? It could be one of those things... but then again, it could not. Hey, Colin - I loveya and you know that! ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:26:18 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Some tag AND OVA content njc --- colin wrote: > of course you know what Ova are don't you? Plurual > of Ovum. or is it the > other way around? > I was just cracking eggs for the dogs and it came to me.... And you think Canadians are slow? ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:33:52 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: Video of WOHAM broadcast I have an extra VHS copy of the WOHAM broadcast. If anyone would like it, please send me an address of where to send it. Best- Heather ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:31:01 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: RE: NJC --- Heather wrote: > This brings to mind my current little dilemma being > a grandparent. I am > learning to curb any of my bad language use. Those > little butter beans pick > up on anything you say, you know. I have come up > with an alternative to > dumb t**t ... kumquat. It sounds much nicer, > don'tcha think? Besides, I > don't think anyone around me catches on except my > husband. > I like the sound of that. I need to watch my language too. My kids talk like fishwives. Most of my bad language I learned from them. What has become of the world today? I'm not totally against the use of swear words. I just think that they should be used sparingly so that, when they ARE used, they have more power, and show the person you're aiming them at that you're REALLY angry. English is such a rich language that we don't need to limit ourselves. My daughter (aged 16) calls everything she doesn't like "gay". "Oh, that's So GAY!" As soon as she starts to describe something she's dissing, I stop her and say, "Let me guess - it's.... GAY, right?" and then I suggest she might want to expand her vocabulary a bit. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:32:55 -0400 (EDT) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Today in History: April 16 NJC --- RoseMJoy@aol.com wrote:> > > > Les, who keeps getting rejected from membership on > the LIDL. > > > > rosie has a ? .....I missed something...what does > LIDL stand for > ROTFLMAO in nj That would be the Les Irvin Discussion List (LOL!) ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:39:38 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: NJC Yes! Let's re-write swear words! I agree. Swear words are more powerful when used discreetly. I started yelling at slow drivers calling them "turtles" but I think I am doing a dis-service to the turtles - cute as they are. heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of Catherine McKay Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 3:31 PM To: Heather; colin Cc: joni@smoe.org Subject: RE: NJC --- Heather wrote: > This brings to mind my current little dilemma being > a grandparent. I am > learning to curb any of my bad language use. Those > little butter beans pick > up on anything you say, you know. I have come up > with an alternative to > dumb t**t ... kumquat. It sounds much nicer, > don'tcha think? Besides, I > don't think anyone around me catches on except my > husband. > I like the sound of that. I need to watch my language too. My kids talk like fishwives. Most of my bad language I learned from them. What has become of the world today? I'm not totally against the use of swear words. I just think that they should be used sparingly so that, when they ARE used, they have more power, and show the person you're aiming them at that you're REALLY angry. English is such a rich language that we don't need to limit ourselves. My daughter (aged 16) calls everything she doesn't like "gay". "Oh, that's So GAY!" As soon as she starts to describe something she's dissing, I stop her and say, "Let me guess - it's.... GAY, right?" and then I suggest she might want to expand her vocabulary a bit. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:37:17 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: Re: Today in History: April 16 NJC In a message dated 4/18/03 3:33:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time, anima_rising@yahoo.ca writes: > That would be the Les Irvin Discussion List (LOL!) > > rosie ....larfing......way too much today...u guys r killing me... NP:Mick/Goddessinthedoorway /Joy!!! hah! In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:47:25 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: Chakras- NJC Does anyone here use this methodology of Chakras? Sounds interesting to me. Heather ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 12:49:03 -0700 (PDT) From: Susan Guzzi Subject: Re: NJC Here in the US we call people "twit" but not usually the "other" - that I can't even bring myself to type. For someone who is not a prude, look at the things that bring out the prude in me! Not sure which one you mean or say here there or everywhere? But "twit" with an "a" is realted to the OVA family, here at least. Peace, Susan - in search of clarity on this earth shattering issue Catherine wrote: remember a few years back referring to someone as a "twat" and then finding out that what it means in the UK is entirely different than what it means in Canada & the US? It could be one of those things... but then again, it could not. The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:49:11 EDT From: RoseMJoy@aol.com Subject: Re: Chakras- NJC In a message dated 4/18/03 3:44:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time, chiaroscuro@snet.net writes: > Does anyone here use this methodology of Chakras? > Sounds interesting to me. > > yes, very What's a Chakra? > Chakra is a Sanskrit word meaning wheel, or vortex, and it refers to each of > the seven energy centers of which our consciousness, our energy system, is > composed. > These chakras, or energy centers, function as pumps or valves, regulating > the flow of energy through our energy system. The functioning of the > chakras reflects decisions we make concerning how we choose to respond to > conditions in our life. We open and close these valves when we decide what > to think, and what to feel, and through which perceptual filter we choose > to experience the world around us. > The chakras are not physical. They are aspects of consciousness in the same > way that the auras are aspects of consciousness. The chakras are more dense > than the auras, but not as dense as the physical body. They interact with > the physical body through two major vehicles, the endocrine system and the > nervous system. Each of the seven chakras is associated with one of the > seven endocrine glands, and also with a group of nerves called a plexus. > Thus, each chakra can be associated with particular parts of the body and > particular functions within the body controlled by that plexus or that > endocrine gland associated with that chakra. > All of your senses, all of your perceptions, all of your possible states of > awareness, everything it is possible for you to experience, can be divided > into seven categories. Each category can be associated with a particular > chakra. Thus, the chakras represent not only particular parts of your > physical body, but also particular parts of your consciousness. > When you feel tension in your consciousness, you feel it in the chakra > associated with that part of your consciousness experiencing the stress, > and in the parts of the physical body associated with that chakra. Where > you feel the stress depends upon why you feel the stress. The tension in > the chakra is detected by the nerves of the plexus associated with that > chakra, and transmitted to the parts of the body controlled by that plexus. > When the tension continues over a period of time, or to a particular level > of intensity, the person creates a symptom on the physical level. > The symptom speaks a language that reflects the idea that we each create our > reality, and the metaphoric significance of the symptom becomes apparent > when the symptom is described from that point of view. Thus, rather than > saying, "I can't see," the person would describe it as keeping themselves > from seeing something. "I can't walk," means the person has been keeping > themselves from walking away from a situation in which they are unhappy. > And so on. > The symptom served to communicate to the person through their body what they > had been doing to themselves in their consciousness. When the person > changes something about their way of being, getting the message > communicated by the symptom, the symptom has no further reason for being, > and it can be released, according to whatever the person allows themselves > to believe is possible. > We believe everything is possible. > We believe that anything can be healed. It's just a question of how to do > it. > Understanding the chakras allows you to understand the relationship between > your consciousness and your body, and to thus see your body as a map of > your consciousness. It gives you a better understanding of yourself and > those around you. > What else is there? > In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2003 15:58:02 -0400 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: Chakras- NJC All I know is that it is derived from Indian traditions to harness the energy centers in your body ... I think. I want to investigate this more but, before I do, I'd like to know who might practice this. Heather - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of RoseMJoy@aol.com Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 3:49 PM To: chiaroscuro@SNET.Net Cc: joni@smoe.org Subject: Re: Chakras- NJC In a message dated 4/18/03 3:44:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time, chiaroscuro@snet.net writes: > Does anyone here use this methodology of Chakras? > Sounds interesting to me. > > yes, very What's a Chakra? > Chakra is a Sanskrit word meaning wheel, or vortex, and it refers to each of > the seven energy centers of which our consciousness, our energy system, is > composed. > These chakras, or energy centers, function as pumps or valves, regulating > the flow of energy through our energy system. The functioning of the > chakras reflects decisions we make concerning how we choose to respond to > conditions in our life. We open and close these valves when we decide what > to think, and what to feel, and through which perceptual filter we choose > to experience the world around us. > The chakras are not physical. They are aspects of consciousness in the same > way that the auras are aspects of consciousness. The chakras are more dense > than the auras, but not as dense as the physical body. They interact with > the physical body through two major vehicles, the endocrine system and the > nervous system. Each of the seven chakras is associated with one of the > seven endocrine glands, and also with a group of nerves called a plexus. > Thus, each chakra can be associated with particular parts of the body and > particular functions within the body controlled by that plexus or that > endocrine gland associated with that chakra. > All of your senses, all of your perceptions, all of your possible states of > awareness, everything it is possible for you to experience, can be divided > into seven categories. Each category can be associated with a particular > chakra. Thus, the chakras represent not only particular parts of your > physical body, but also particular parts of your consciousness. > When you feel tension in your consciousness, you feel it in the chakra > associated with that part of your consciousness experiencing the stress, > and in the parts of the physical body associated with that chakra. Where > you feel the stress depends upon why you feel the stress. The tension in > the chakra is detected by the nerves of the plexus associated with that > chakra, and transmitted to the parts of the body controlled by that plexus. > When the tension continues over a period of time, or to a particular level > of intensity, the person creates a symptom on the physical level. > The symptom speaks a language that reflects the idea that we each create our > reality, and the metaphoric significance of the symptom becomes apparent > when the symptom is described from that point of view. Thus, rather than > saying, "I can't see," the person would describe it as keeping themselves > from seeing something. "I can't walk," means the person has been keeping > themselves from walking away from a situation in which they are unhappy. > And so on. > The symptom served to communicate to the person through their body what they > had been doing to themselves in their consciousness. When the person > changes something about their way of being, getting the message > communicated by the symptom, the symptom has no further reason for being, > and it can be released, according to whatever the person allows themselves > to believe is possible. > We believe everything is possible. > We believe that anything can be healed. It's just a question of how to do > it. > Understanding the chakras allows you to understand the relationship between > your consciousness and your body, and to thus see your body as a map of > your consciousness. It gives you a better understanding of yourself and > those around you. > What else is there? > In the morning there are lovers in the street They look so high You brush against a stranger And you both apologize ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2003 #250 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)