From: les@jmdl.com (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2003 #58 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Friday, January 24 2003 Volume 2003 : Number 058 Sign up now for JoniFest 2003! http://www.jonifest.com ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: speaking english NJC ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Re: speaking english NJC ["Lori Fye" ] Re: THE YES CHORUS (njc) ["Lori Fye" ] Re: David Crosby NJC [Jenny Goodspeed ] Re: discussion on abortion (njc) ["Bree Mcdonough" ] That road rage woman (njc) ["Lori Fye" ] Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC [SCJoniGuy@aol.com] Re: Lesbian Still NJC ["Lori Fye" ] Re: Lesbian Still NJC [Jerry Notaro ] Re: Oh Deleting!!! =?ISO-8859-1?B?oE5KQw==?= [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: Lesbian Still NJC [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: That road rage woman (njc) ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Favorite Joni Look - Live [Merk54@aol.com] RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC ["mike pritchard" <] lol njc ["Kate Bennett" ] Re: Careful - NJC ["Lori Fye" ] Subject: Re: voice (njc) ["mike pritchard" ] Re: RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC [Murphycopy@aol] Re: trying to speak english in Wales NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians [sl.m@sh] Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC [sl.m@shaw.ca] Re: trying to speak english in Wales NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians [Mags N Brei ] Re: The Counting Crows cover Big Yellow Taxi [Tara Lindsay ] Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC [Mags N Brei ] Re: Oh Deleting!!! NJC [colin ] Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC [Murphycopy@aol.com] first thing njc [colin ] Re: RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC [Randy Remote <] RE: first thing njc ["courtandspark@earthlink.net" ] Re: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi njc [SCJoniGuy@aol.com] Re: first thing njc [colin ] Re: Shakey, Neil & Joni [Fauchja@aol.com] Re: speaking english NJC [Fauchja@aol.com] Re: first thing njc ["Lori Fye" ] Re: Oh Deleting!!! NJC ["Lori Fye" ] RE: Christo project okayed for NYC [NJC] ["patrick leader" ] Re: trying to speak english in wales NJC [Catherine McKay ] Re: speaking english NJC [Catherine McKay ] Re: discussion on abortion (njc) [Catherine McKay ] Re: feeling assaulted at Joni only regarding "THE YES CHORUS" - njc [Cath] Re: NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians njc njc njc [Catherine McKay ] fave joni look [Little Bird ] Re: speaking english NJC ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Re: Blue Motel Room and nest JM Standard [Bobsart48@aol.com] Re: Cancin Clown [Bobsart48@aol.com] Re: Blue Motel Room and nest JM Standard [Catherine McKay ] Re: fave joni look [Mags N Brei ] Fave Joni Look ["Russell Bowden" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:36:30 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC This is a new for me...love it!!!!! Bree >Bree Mcdonough wrote: > >>I think I could be totally unbiased? I wrote this to somebody this >>AM..referring to how cold it is: IT's colder than a well-diggers arse. >>Anyone else have any expressions relating to the cold? > >it's cold enough to freeze the knackers off a brass monkey..... _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:39:12 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC > "It's hotter than a two-peckered billy goat. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:40:43 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: THE YES CHORUS (njc) > I reread this today as a result of reading Andrea's post (with which I > concurr...) Folks, please help those who cannot help themselves ... add the NJC tag when appropriate. Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:43:25 -0800 (PST) From: Jenny Goodspeed Subject: Re: David Crosby NJC Oh my GAWD (as Paz would say). You will, of course, give us all a detailed run-down of the entire evening. Pretty please! Jenny - --- FMYFL@aol.com wrote: > In a message dated 1/24/2003 10:12:59 AM Eastern > Standard Time, > jrgoodspeed@yahoo.com writes: > > > > Damn! And I thought I was hot stuff because I got > 3rd > > row seats to see David in March. It is just a > solo > > show, though. I wonder if there will be surprise > > guests. > > > > What's even better Jenny, is that fellow JMDLer > David Mingus and I get to > show up at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon before the > concert. The owner of the club > said we can meet him during the sound check AND take > photos. We're excited > !!!! > > Jimmy Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:45:41 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: discussion on abortion (njc) >All because Woman B had a case of road rage. This will sound harsh, >but my opinion is that she should have been shot on the spot.\ Well...Lori, as I remember, and as incredulous as this sounds, Woman B appeared..appeared to myself and many other observers of this case.. did not seem to have any or much remorse. Maybe she just hid it well? But she is serving her time..I think in Marysville? >Lori _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 18:49:07 +0200 From: Ron Greer Subject: Was speaking english NJC Now Lesbian Still NJC hi >>>>lori wrote >>>>out and "about" for almost 23 years trivia question time: if gay men come out of the closet, where do lesbians come out of: and now continuing the religious sexuality and morals theme: if a man has a sex change to become a woman so that he/she can have a relationship with a lesbian woman what does that make him/her???? ron who never *seriously* considered the idea. but it did cross his mind because he knew a lesbian who he really, really liked. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:47:22 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC Writing these down! Priceless..Jimmy!! Bree >Bree wrote: > > > Anyone else have any expressions relating to the cold? > >"It's colder than a nun's c*nt in Norway." > >and for the heat > >"It's hotter than eight rats fucking in a wool sock" > >Jimmy _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:57:13 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: That road rage woman (njc) > Well...Lori, as I remember, and as incredulous as this sounds, Woman > B appeared..appeared to myself and many other observers of this > case.. did not seem to have any or much remorse. When you first mentioned this case, I thought I remembered it too ... but I thought Woman A survived and it was only her unborn child who didn't survive. I definitely remember that Woman B showed no remorse, and that seemed to be genuine. Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:57:58 EST From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC In a message dated 1/24/2003 10:07:14 AM Eastern Standard Time, FMYFL@aol.com writes: > Bob's snowed under, so I'll answer Mags. That's easy peasy. > Natalie does a cover of Joni's "All I Want" > Not snowed under, just deleting by the score...thanks for fielding that one, Jimmy! Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:59:54 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: Lesbian Still NJC > trivia question time: > > if gay men come out of the closet, where do lesbians come out of: I'm stumped. Where? > if a man has a sex change to become a woman so that he/she can have a > relationship with a lesbian woman what does that make him/her???? A confused lesbian? Lori, who has personally known men who have become lesbians - really!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:04:13 -0500 From: Jerry Notaro Subject: Re: Lesbian Still NJC Lori Fye wrote: > > trivia question time: > > > > if gay men come out of the closet, where do lesbians come out of: > > I'm stumped. Where? > > > if a man has a sex change to become a woman so that he/she can have a > > relationship with a lesbian woman what does that make him/her???? > > A confused lesbian? > > Lori, > who has personally known men who have become lesbians - really!! What it really comes down to is gender can have nothing to do with sexuality. Go Bucs! Jerry np: Urinetown - The Musical ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:14:48 -0500 From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: Oh Deleting!!! =?ISO-8859-1?B?oE5KQw==?= Bob writes: << Not snowed under, just deleting by the score... >> After nearly three years on the list, I have discovered my delete key. And although I am sure God knew this would happen one day, it still feels like free will! Have a great weekend, everyone. - --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:11:08 -0500 From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: Lesbian Still NJC Ron asks: << if a man has a sex change to become a woman so that he/she can have a relationship with a lesbian woman what does that make him/her???? >> Dickless? - --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:25:45 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: That road rage woman (njc) I'm sure there are more than one of these type cases. The Cincinnati Enquirer had a little blip about this the other day. Did you or anybody else hear about the case down in Birmingham? Two women again..except neither were pregnant. They chased each other..one exited the expressway.. the other one right on her tail..the one pursuing jumped out of her truck with her GUN in hand went up to the women and shot her DEAD. Scary. I have to think that both had some pent up anger that was triggered by one cutting in front of the other..(displaced anger) Then when you get behind the wheel of this 2000 pound hunk of steel..it does strange things. I'm thinking suppose these same two women were in a grocery store and the one accidentally, because she was in hurry, knocked into the other ones cart. They would exchange glances most likely..a quick apology, and gone about their business. BUT..driving a car makes one seem almost invincible..the anonymity of it..too. But..also taking into consideration that bumping or potentially bumping one's car is a lot more hazardous than crashing grocery carts. Sad and unfortunate..that these two women's paths had to cross in such a manner. Bree > > Well...Lori, as I remember, and as incredulous as this sounds, Woman > > B appeared..appeared to myself and many other observers of this > > case.. did not seem to have any or much remorse. > >When you first mentioned this case, I thought I remembered it too ... >but I thought Woman A survived and it was only her unborn child who >didn't survive. I definitely remember that Woman B showed no remorse, >and that seemed to be genuine. > >Lori _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 17:41:36 +0000 From: "Count Husten-Tousser" Subject: Careful To the person posting "stupid death stories," be advised that the police often exaggerate about these incidents, especially if they think it makes them look good....... _________________________________________________________________ Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:44:55 -0500 From: Merk54@aol.com Subject: Favorite Joni Look - Live My favorite Joni look occurred in concert. It was the first time I saw her in concert, at Red Rocks in Colorado. Talk about a perfect place to see Joni! It was the Shadows and Light tour. Jaco, Lyle, Pat, Don, Brecker, and of course Joni! Wow, what a night. I was in about the 10th row dead center. I was already delirious, having waited to see Joni for years, and the Red Rocks surroundings just added to the magic. Finally, out she comes in this gorgeous, pale yellow chiffon-type dress. The fabric on the dress was rather wispy, and it waved ever so beautifully in the breeze. At one point during the show, she was back lit by the stage lighting, and as the light shone through her dress, it outlined her body perfectly. Her hair was aglow from the light, her body rocking to the rhythms of the music, as that dress - that wonderful, magical dress - billowed all around her! It was one of the sexyist things I've ever seen, and definitely my favorite Joni look. Now you'll have to excuse me - I have to go take a cold shower. Jack ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 18:48:15 +0100 From: "mike pritchard" Subject: RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC >>And also something for the Famous Canadians... (I really love Canada by the way)...... has any one mentioned Kate and Anna McGarrigle? Oh yes they must rate a mention surely..<< It is my understanding that the McGarrigle sisters are, in fact, US citizens who stopped on a highway while touring to give a Texan millionaire's son a ride to the Canadian border where he could safely avoid being drafted to Vietnam to fight in the the war initiated by the evil President Bill Clinton. The draft dodger, a certain GW Bush, was eternally grateful for the ride but unfortunately let slip the true situation to the border guards and the good sisters were then 'held' in the Guantanamo leisure centre until the case against them could be heard. I believe they are still there. While there they were befriended by a certain Dr L. Wainwright III who secretly married one of them, sources differ on which, later fathering the famous singer Rufus Thomas; most famous it should be said for teaming up with the Rev. Vicente Lavieri to make the best-selling aerobic video 'Do the Funky Gerbil' which won that year's Disco Bishop award. At least that's the way I heard it. Ah, good morning doctor... minbcn ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:53:24 -0800 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: lol njc thank you for the much needed chuckles...god & a vcr, blonde on the tracks, mind infiltration by cell phones...lol! ******************************************** Kate Bennett: www.katebennett.com Sponsored by Polysonics/Atlantis Sound Labs Over the Moon- "bringing the melancholy world of twilight to life almost like magic" All Music Guide ******************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:51:18 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: Careful - NJC To everyone: If it's not specifically related to Joni Mitchell, please add "NJC" to the subject line. Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 18:53:15 +0100 From: "mike pritchard" Subject: Subject: Re: voice (njc) >>1) There are no lesbians in Alabama. Alabama law only officially sanctions marriage (and hence, sexual contact) between consenting members of the same family who do not have the same genitalia.<< You mean some families in Alabama share genitalia? Wow, it's a hard life down there. m ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:58:35 -0500 From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC Mike wrote: << Rufus Thomas; most famous it should be said for teaming up with the Rev. Vicente Lavieri to make the best-selling aerobic video 'Do the Funky Gerbil' >> I am sure God has THAT one. - --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:05:01 -0700 From: sl.m@shaw.ca Subject: Re: trying to speak english in Wales NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians The English people here do pronounce Quebecer as key-ba-kwa. It took me ages to work out what they were talking about. I kept hearing about the key-ba-kwa party, and I'm thinking KBQUA? I wonder what they represent? Sounds like a terrorist group. The most annoying thing is that all labels have to be in French and English, even in areas where there are virtually no French people living. So you go into a supermarket and can't understand what anything is, because for some reason, the French side of the labels is always turned to the aisles, and the English side hidden, like toast always falling on the buttered side. The theory I've heard is that supermarket workers are fed up because of low pay, so they stack the shelves with the English side of the labels hidden to screw everyone up -- everyone, that is, apart from the two French-speaking shoppers. ;-) Sarah >Quebecois (kay-be-KWA) is the French name for it. The >anglos say the English word the way it looks. The >problem is, do you spell it Quebecker, or Quebecer? if >you don't put the k in it looks like it should be a >soft c, but it isn't. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:08:00 -0700 From: sl.m@shaw.ca Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC Did we mention Morley Safer, Robert MacNeil, kd lang and, would you believe, Pamela Anderson? Sarah At 7:29 AM -0500 01/24/2003, Catherine McKay wrote: >Ya ya, blame Canada. Celine's not really Canadian. >She's Quebecoise (kay-be-KWAHZ). ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:11:57 -0800 (PST) From: Mags N Brei Subject: Re: trying to speak english in Wales NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians Sarah wrote in response to francais on labels in Canada: <<>> Sarah, that is one of the things I miss the most!!! C'est dommage, c'est triste...no more francais on the labels or signage here. Took me a long time to get used to that. Brian does indulge me by speaking french on a daily basis... mais out ;-) or I can always look at the labels I saved from Catherine's care package au Canada. Mags npimh: kevin klein singing la vie en rose ;-) You open my heart, you do. Yes you do. - JM Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:30:52 -0300 From: "Wally Kairuz" Subject: RE: Cortazar lady i wasn't the one, but libro de manuel contains a beautiful poem dedicated to joni as well as many references to her. the main character is constantly being made fun of by his marxist friends for liking joni mitchell. julio cortazar was an argentine writer, by the way, and i mention this just to show that not everyone is from canada. incidentally, bob murphy, why don't you ever write me anymore????? is it my BO? wallyK - -----Mensaje original----- De: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]En nombre de Murphycopy@aol.com Enviado el: Viernes, 24 de Enero de 2003 12:49 p.m. Para: joni@smoe.org Asunto: Cortazar lady Someone sent me info about a Joni mention in "Libro de Manuel," which I promptly misplaced. (Sorry.) Can this person please contact me again off list? I would like to make the change to Joni in Fiction as soon as possible. Thanks! - --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 04 Jan 1980 18:37:25 -0800 From: Tara Lindsay Subject: Re: The Counting Crows cover Big Yellow Taxi That's funny, I was dancing to it last night as well.I was helping out at a charity fashion show. During the break The Counting Crows performed Big Yellow Taxi, or "Pink Paradise" as the mc called it. It was my first time to hear The Crows although they are huge in Ireland. I had mistakenly assumed that they were a heavy band. One of the guys in the band told me afterwards that they are releasing it as a single. I think it could make the top ten. I hope so anyway. Must rush, the weekend beckons. Tara Dublin, Ireland. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 18:37:48 -0000 From: "Lucy Hone" Subject: Re: Most things going on on the list NJC From: "Lucy Hone" Sarah wrote in response to francais on labels in Canada: > ><<English, even in areas where there are virtually no French people >living. >>> > Sarah, that is one of the things I miss the most!!! C'est dommage, c'est triste...no more francais on the labels or signage here. . . .when I lived in Winterpeg for two years....the cold there was like nothing I had ever felt before. . . .editor's note: i never say 'eh' ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:11:11 -0500 From: "Erica L. Trudelle" Subject: Re: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi njc Hi all! I just wanted to add my 2 cents to this one and say I LOVE the CC cover of BYT, it may not be the BEST cover in the world, but I think it was done well.......well I am a little bias because I am completely in love with Adam Duritz...he can do no wrong (in my humble opinion:). The entire "Hard Candy" album is kick a$$ (Bob M. will back me up on that). I wish I could've made it to Ireland for some shows...oh well. peace out, Erica in NH (where it's a balmy 4 degrees) Paul wrote: The Counting Crowes cover of BYT had me dancing in the kitchen what a cover joyous and so interesting and quirky rendition. I wonder if it will revive their career. Best Wishes, Paul Headon Wales _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:18:43 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: That road rage woman (njc) > I definitely remember that Woman B showed no remorse, >and that seemed to be genuine. > > > it is possible to appear this way when one 'shuts down'. Not being them we can never know for sure how someone feels. And of course, an actual feeling of no remorse, can be the reslut of really shutting down. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:23:28 -0800 (PST) From: Mags N Brei Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC Sarah made me laugh again by asking: <<<>>> yes i am a Canadian (canuckian) woman recently transported to ESC, (extremely southern canada)... i am married to a wonderful jewish person who affectionately refers to me as his alien shiksa. and he means shiksa in the sweetest way. and yes you could say that i am after my mother-in-law's son ;-) heehee. You open my heart, you do. Yes you do. - JM Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:26:30 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: Oh Deleting!!! NJC Murphycopy@aol.com wrote: >Bob writes: > ><< Not snowed under, just deleting by the score... >> > >After nearly three years on the list, I have discovered my delete key. > and after 5.5 years I finally realised I don't HAVE to read all the Joni stuff....... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:27:14 -0500 From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC Sarah sez: << Mags is a Canadian woman who is after people's foreign sons? >> Not anymore, Sarah! Canadian Goyisha Mama Mags joined the JMDL Dating Club and got herself a nice Jewish-American boy last August. Now she lives in Jersey and misses French jam jar labels. Go figure! - --Bob - --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:32:29 +0000 From: colin Subject: first thing njc what do you do first thing upon waking? me: 1. turn on pc 2. pee 3. let dogs out 4. make coffee 5. feed dogs 6 drink coffee and have a fag and read /answer email ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:03:04 -0800 From: Randy Remote Subject: Re: RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC mike pritchard wrote: > >>And also something for the Famous Canadians... (I really love Canada by the > way)...... has any one mentioned Kate and Anna McGarrigle? Oh yes they must > rate a mention surely..<< > > It is my understanding that the McGarrigle sisters are, in fact, US citizens > who stopped on a highway while touring to give a Texan millionaire's son a > ride to the Canadian border where he could safely avoid being drafted to > Vietnam to fight in the the war initiated by the evil President Bill Clinton. > The draft dodger, a certain GW Bush, was eternally grateful for the ride but > unfortunately let slip the true situation to the border guards and the good > sisters were then 'held' in the Guantanamo leisure centre until the case > against them could be heard. I believe they are still there. While there they > were befriended by a certain Dr L. Wainwright III who secretly married one of > them, If you would write out his whole name, it would be apparent to all why the McGarrigles were detained in the first place: Osama bin Loudin Wainwright III > sources differ on which, later fathering the famous singer Rufus Thomas; another little-known fact: brother of Clarence, cousin to Danny, great- great grandson of Doubting > > most famous it should be said for teaming up with the Rev. Vicente Lavieri to > make the best-selling aerobic video 'Do the Funky Gerbil' which won that > year's Disco Bishop award. At least that's the way I heard it. Ah, good > morning doctor... > minbcn ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:37:00 -0500 From: "courtandspark@earthlink.net" Subject: RE: first thing njc Try another!!!!!!!!!!!!! mack - -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web - Check your email from the web at http://mail2web.com/ . ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:51:12 -0600 From: David Sadowski Subject: Re: first thing njc But I am not gay... might have to change no. 6 in my case. colin wrote: > what do you do first thing upon waking? > me: > 1. turn on pc > 2. pee > 3. let dogs out > 4. make coffee > 5. feed dogs > 6 drink coffee and have a fag and read /answer email ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:56:10 EST From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi njc In a message dated 1/24/2003 2:12:12 PM Eastern Standard Time, humbletiger@hotmail.com writes: > The entire "Hard Candy" > album is kick a$$ (Bob M. will back me up on that). Their entire catalog is kickass...while I don't have any kind of crush on him, I too think Duritz can do no wrong musically. I'm already psyched up for their next release! The fact that he adores Joni is icing on the cake. Bob NP: Bruce Springsteen & The E-Street Band, "My Love Will Not Let You Down" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 21:22:07 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: first thing njc thr idea was to list what YOU do! and a fag is a ciggy.(but ithink you knew that!) ;-) David Sadowski wrote: > But I am not gay... might have to change no. 6 in my case. > > colin wrote: > >> what do you do first thing upon waking? >> me: >> 1. turn on pc >> 2. pee >> 3. let dogs out >> 4. make coffee >> 5. feed dogs >> 6 drink coffee and have a fag and read /answer email ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 16:21:34 EST From: Fauchja@aol.com Subject: Re: Shakey, Neil & Joni Great Book! And I'd imagine the tapes exist, because Neil records everything, hoards everything, and Joel Bernstein is his archivist. Wouldn't that be loverly, Fauchja ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 16:27:56 EST From: Fauchja@aol.com Subject: Re: speaking english NJC Emily Latella speaks What's all this I hear about Cher Bush? Why really I'm offended that people would think that our President would marry the former Mrs. Salvatore Bono or Mrs. Gregg Allman. Why really, I'm,,,what?...Share Bush, not Cher Bush..... Never Mind! Fauchja. P.S. Bill Shatner, isn't he a host on VH1. Did he do something else???? KHAN!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:20:58 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: first thing njc > what do you do first thing upon waking? Me: 1. turn on the bedroom tv to "The Today Show, with Katie Couric and Matt Lauer" for Mary, who is already in the shower 2. pee 3. make coffee and some sort of breakfast for Mary; these activities are usually interrupted by #4 4. feed the demanding cats 5. grab yogurt, a banana, and whatever else looks good for Mary's lunch 6. round up Mary's cell phone, PDA, keys and Dr. Phil books 7. put the things listed in #5 and #6 in or next to Mary's briefcase (does anyone sense a pattern here?) 8. drink a cup of coffee - I would have a dyke instead of a fag, but the one I live with would have already left for work 9. turn off the bedroom tv 10. turn on the livingroom tv 11. watch something on the Free Speech network, usually "Dyke TV" 12. shower and dress for work 13. if time before work, turn on pc and catch up on email Colin: > 1. turn on pc > 2. pee > 3. let dogs out > 4. make coffee > 5. feed dogs > 6 drink coffee and have a fag and read /answer email ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:14:36 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: Oh Deleting!!! NJC > After nearly three years on the list, I have discovered my delete > key. Bob, it's been only three years since you retired? ; ) > and after 5.5 years I finally realised I don't HAVE to read all the > Joni stuff....... My god, in August or September it will be SIX years that I've been *here* ... whatever did I do before the JMDL? As for reading/deleting: yesterday I had 1209 message in my Inbox, 99.9% of which were from this list. 800+ had not yet been read. I deleted most of them anyway. Lori, hoping she's not missing something important ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:35:36 -0500 From: "patrick leader" Subject: RE: Christo project okayed for NYC [NJC] i'm excited about this too; have been about the possibility for a long time. i grew up in northern california, where in the early '70s they had a project called 'running fence', a miles-long series of white curtains running from the inland hills of sonoma county all the way to the sea. as a budding environmentalist, i was kind of against as all the debate and rancor went on, but when i saw it, i was totally transformed. the curtains expressed a deep respect for my beloved nor cal hills, and made you see them anew. this project has been through a lot of struggle to happen (though christo and jeanne-claude have for years now said they consider the whole pre-process to be part of the art work). our park commissioner under giuliani, the ignorant and racist henry stern, wouldn't know art if it bit him on the ass. he made a comment (i can't remember it exactly) about this project that struck me as one of the most ignorant things i've heard. our current mayor bloomberg, whose poll numbers are down but who i'm mostly impressed with, certainly had something to do with moving this forward. he's a huge fan of public art, having brokered deals that have gotten museums lending large sculptures to public areas. he also walks the walk as a private citizen, being a strong patron. i could wish it wasn't the first week in february. if we are in the middle of a cold snap like the one we've been in, visiting the installation will be 'no walk in the park'. patrick np - talk to her (soundtrack) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:56:35 EST From: Kardinel@aol.com Subject: Re: JMDL Digest V2003 #56 The best Joni look is the cover of Hejira. It is classy and the beauty of Joni's fantastic bone structure makes it her best. Maureen ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:55:39 -0500 From: "patrick leader" Subject: RE: Most things going on on the list NJC lucy, i don't post as much as i used to, and i don't usually pipe up to say welcome, but this post demanded that i speak up and say thanks, and that i've enjoyed reading your posts since you've joined. i did have that experience of smiling as i read mike's post and knowing it was travelling the globe. a virtual pub. great idea. when i first joined this list almost six years ago, an early lister julie z. webb and i used to talk about this strange new shape for a community. people have been connecting this way for a while now, but the novelty of it still amuses me, and the possible depth of it often amazes me. thanks for reminding me. now about that lesbian flirting... eww.... patrick, a secret lesbian np - caetano veloso - cucurrucucz paloma (and if you've seen almodsvar's latest, 'talk to her', you won't forget the scene of him singing this, at a party, for a long time.) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:07:44 -0500 From: "Jim L'Hommedieu \(Lama\)" Subject: RE: Dreams and seeing the future NJC Yeah, it's weird all right. It's like walking down the sidewalk with the sun at your back, and occasionally you catch a glimpse of yourself in a store window, walking along the sidewalk. Or, more to the point, you notice for a fleeting instant the shadow that's been preceding you all along. Lama > Sara wrote: > That is very weird, gives me the shivers! Hard to believe it could > be a coincidence. I think Jung would call your dream an example of synchronicity, which > I've never understood. > Lama wrote: > >One night I vividly dreamt "What if I had to replace my red tool > box." On my way home from work, I had a head-on collision. Beyond the crumpled hood, lying in the street, was my > mangled red > >toolbox. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:25:41 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: determinism, njc --- Laurent Olszer wrote: > > > > On the topic of determinism: there has been several > french movies which are > constructed on the idea that one insignificant > decision could change the > entire course of future events. So the movie shows > you the 4-5 totally > different scenarios that could develop whether for > instance the lead > character lights up a cigarette or not or puts on a > red or a white dress. Then again, there's the Simpsons episode where Homer tries to fix the toaster, which becomes a time machine, which sends him back to the dinosaur era. He tries to be really careful not to kill anything but a mosquito bites him and he smacks it. When he goes back to the present (by pressing the toaster down), things have totally changed. He goes back to the past again and every time he goes back and forth, his world has totally changed. Ultimately he just whacks and kills everything in sight, goes back to the present where everything appears to be normal until dinner time, when Marge and the kids end up having reptile tongues. At this point, he decides it's good enough and stays there. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:28:40 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: trying to speak english in wales NJC --- Mags N Brei wrote: nice , eh? > editor's note: i never say 'eh' I never do either unless I'm trying to "act" Canadian and I put on the Bob-and-Doug-McKenzie hoser voice. Take off, eh? ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:30:27 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC --- Mags N Brei wrote: > > also, bryan adams has a joni connection so he's not > so bad ;-) > Everybody has a Bryan Adams connection. Say what you will about him, he sure gets around. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:31:50 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: speaking english NJC --- Bree Mcdonough wrote: > I think I could be totally unbiased? I wrote this > to somebody this > AM..referring to how cold it is: IT's colder than > a well-diggers arse. > Anyone else have any expressions relating to the > cold? I'm sure the > Canadians have plenty? Yeah. Fuck, it's cold. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:34:47 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: discussion on abortion (njc) --- Lori Fye wrote: > Bree wrote: > > > The pregnant women crashed and was killed..the > fetus did not make it > > either. The other woman was charged with not one, > but TWO counts of > > vehicular homicide. > > > > Mixed messages I would say? > > In a way, yes, because of the argument about whether > a fetus is yet > a "life." However, assuming the dead woman ("Woman > A") was not on her > way to someplace to have an abortion, she wanted to > give birth to that > child. Therefore, the woman who caused the fatal > accident ("Woman B") > took not only the mother's life, but the life the > mother INTENDED to > bring into the world. In addition, Woman B took > away Woman A's CHOICE. I think in a case like that, they go by how far along the fetus is and whether it would be viable on its own. I remember reading about a case like that here and I don't remember the outcome, but the pregnant woman who died, and whose unborn child was also killed, was very close to giving birth - that is, if she hadn't been killed but had gone into labour, the child would have survived. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:38:45 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: feeling assaulted at Joni only regarding "THE YES CHORUS" - njc --- Lori Fye wrote: > > > > I am sure this one will be buried in the much > speaking of the second > > tier peacocks that strut along the pages here > > I'll admit it: I am one. And I'm proud of it. > No way, babe. You're a peaHEN. Wear it proudly. (heh-heh-heh.) ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:46:54 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians njc njc njc --- sl.m@shaw.ca wrote: The > theory I've heard is > that supermarket workers are fed up because of low > pay, so they stack > the shelves with the English side of the labels > hidden to screw > everyone up -- everyone, that is, apart from the > two French-speaking > shoppers. ;-) That's what I would do if I worked in a supermarket. ;) ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 18:24:55 -0800 (PST) From: Little Bird Subject: fave joni look Annie Leibowitz's 1999 portrait of Joni sitting by her garden fountain in a brown Issey Miyake dress, looking older, wiser and so incredibly beautiful. - -Andrew Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 21:26:58 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC LOL! That cold ..huh? Bree > --- Bree Mcdonough >wrote: > I think I could be totally unbiased? I >wrote this > > to somebody this > > AM..referring to how cold it is: IT's colder than > > a well-diggers arse. > > Anyone else have any expressions relating to the > > cold? I'm sure the > > Canadians have plenty? > >Yeah. Fuck, it's cold. > > >===== >Catherine >Toronto > >______________________________________________________________________ >Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 21:39:28 EST From: Bobsart48@aol.com Subject: Re: Blue Motel Room and nest JM Standard Bob Muller wrote: > but I > wonder if it's (Blue Motel Room) slowly becoming a new "standard"? It > certainly deserves to be! > > And is it the most deserving song of Joni's to become her next standard? In > > my opinion, these already are: > > Both Sides Now > Big Yellow Taxi > Woodstock > Chelsea Morning > > I think Joni has declared her opinion that A Case of You is the one. Note the BSN CD. I agree with that choice. I think the world has begun to acknowledge River, which keeps on popping up. I think BMT has potential. It has it all, except the sugar pop accessability that seems so in demand these days. In the old days, it might have been a shoe in. Universality seems to be another necessary characteristic. That might leave Amelia out. I wish Hejira would get more attention, as well as Blue. They both have that universality to them. Of course, The Circle Game has it, and I would put it on my list before Chelsea Morning. Bob Sart (Bob S hardly ever gets it done as an identifier anymore, any more than Bob M) :-) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 21:43:47 EST From: Bobsart48@aol.com Subject: Re: Cancin Clown Bryan wrote > Geez....I've always liked the much-criticized Dancing Clown (it's no Help Me > > or Amelia, but whatever...). Perhaps I am alone in my affection for the > song... > Not alone, I'm afraid. I am also guilty. Bob Sart (catching up and still behind on his digests, as my previous post reveals) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 22:28:26 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Blue Motel Room and nest JM Standard --- Bobsart48@aol.com wrote: > Bob Sart (Bob S hardly ever gets it done as an > identifier anymore, any more > than Bob M) :-) I figured you were an artist. As in, Bob's Art. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 22:42:09 -0500 From: "janine sherman" Subject: Favorte Joni look All phases of Joni are unique and charming to me, but I especially love her smooth looks on the Miles Of Aisles album. Thre is also another one of her at the Laurel Canyon house ( I think) with her in leg-a mutton or big sleeves with bangs and long, long hair and brightly colored glass bottles that I adore. I remember reading somewhere she said people couldn't decide if she was pretty or ugly. She is compared to Mia Farrow in the early days with Chuck. Peace, Janine ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 19:51:33 -0800 (PST) From: Mags N Brei Subject: Re: fave joni look Andrew wrote: <<>>. that's my favourite too, absolutely stunning photograph of Joni...two page spread in living colour. exquisite. the dress is quite flattering too. Mags. You open my heart, you do. Yes you do. - JM Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 20:14:19 -0800 From: "Russell Bowden" Subject: Fave Joni Look Gang, Absolutely the cover of 'Hejira' and the inside photo on 'Court and Spark'. Not necessarily in that order. The essence of Joni, imo. Just spent a week in Kona/Hilo. I made myself choose just 5 CD's before I went...Now I know what my almost desert isle CD's are...!!! I could only take one Joni and it turned out to be 'Court and Spark'!!!!! It has such a breezy sound.....Was great driving around the Big Island with her. My other 4 choices were Steely Dan, Chopin, Kathleen Battle/Schubert Lieder, and Domenico Scarlatti's piano sonatas.....Dree-meeee! Had a great listen to NRH today driving around San Francisco. Hard to find anything but genius on that one. 'Two Grey Rooms'......can I just swoon, now? Thanks. Love, Russ NPIMH: Slouching Toward Bethlehem (NRH version) ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2003 #58 **************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)