From: les@jmdl.com (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2003 #57 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com JMDL Digest Friday, January 24 2003 Volume 2003 : Number 057 Sign up now for JoniFest 2003! http://www.jonifest.com ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: voice (njc) ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Re: voice (njc) [Susan Guzzi ] Re: voice (njc) ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Re: speaking english NJC [Susan Guzzi ] Re: NJC Re: CMIARS [=?iso-8859-1?q?Jamie=20Zubairi?= ] Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2003 #27 [StDoherty@aol.com] Oh Canada !!! NJC [Ron Greer ] Free will and determinism NJC [Ron Greer ] counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi ["Paul Headon" ] Re: trying to speak english in Wales NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians [Catherine McKay ] Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC [Catherine McKay ] feeling assaulted at Joni only regarding "the yes chorus" [Aerchak@aol.co] RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC and the Darwin Awards ["Lucy Hone" ] Re: speaking english NJC ["kasey simpson" ] Re: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi [Catherine McKay ] Re: voice (njc) [colin ] Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC [Catherine McKay ] Re: voice (njc) ["kasey simpson" ] determinism, njc ["Laurent Olszer" ] Favorite Joni Look ["Laurent Olszer" ] Re: voice (njc) [colin ] Re: njc terminology (beware not fluffy subject) [vince ] RE: Fauch (njc) ["Heather" ] Re: trying to speak english in wales NJC [Mags N Brei ] Fw: terminology NJC ["kasey simpson" ] Re: speaking english NJC ["Bree Mcdonough" ] Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC [FMYFL@aol.com] David Crosby NJC [Jenny Goodspeed ] Re: David Crosby NJC [FMYFL@aol.com] Re: discussion on abortion (njc) ["Lori Fye" ] Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC ["Lori Fye" ] Cortazar lady [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: speaking english NJC ["Lori Fye" ] NJC Super Bowl [FMYFL@aol.com] Re: speaking english NJC [colin ] Re: voice (njc) ["Cynthia Vickery" ] Re: speaking english NJC [FMYFL@aol.com] Re: feeling assaulted at Joni only regarding "THE YES CHORUS" - njc ["Lor] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 03:06:27 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: voice (njc) Love really is blind! (I have been told I sound a tad like Ernest Borgnine (sp?)but with a slight southern thing happening. The guy that one the academy award for Marty) Geez..with all the cold down here...I happened to developed laryngitis just yesterday. Can't talk a lick. Looking for my paddle.... Bree >> > >I'd like to hear your voice Cindy. > >Speaking of another voice, you should all hear Bree's voice, (for those of >you who haven't). > >It's is SO ReMaRKAbLE that I will give a prize to the first five people who >can find a way to talk to her (who have not previously spoken to her) by >Saturday midnight. > >The only thing you have to do is write me back a narrative (with a copy to >the jmdl) describing it. > >Go. > >Marianne > > > > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. >http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 00:18:59 -0800 (PST) From: Susan Guzzi Subject: Re: voice (njc) Well Kasey, you have now entered the "how many lesbians can we get in on one discussion on the JMDL" thread! Welcome you CAN now officially be made fun of! So lets see the only non lez mentioned is Magsie, who is an OFFICIAL honorary lez. I think we have 7 real ones, Cindy, Lori, Marianne, Bree, Kasey, Susan (me) and oh yes Colin! I was NOT making fun of Bree, but being a true capitalist and trying to make money on sweet Marianne's offer. I would think that would turn you on Kasey, not that I was trying, I think you may not be my type - nor I yours for that matter! LOL! But one question ....do you REALLY sound like Mr. Ed? I am so outta here ... running now ... oh yeah I'm fast! Peace! Susan NPIMH: A certain TV theme song - of course of course ... well listen to this ........... - --- kasey simpson wrote: > Now hold on a moment, I've been told I sound like > Bree. I do not have an accent. I speak fluent American, > and on occasion a very good Wine-o. So let's not be > making fun of Bree. > Kasey > > > I will be selling narratives of Bree's voice for a small fee or in trade! Please contact me off > line. LOL! Come on Marianne, play a game I can play - I've heard the Honcho talk! > > Peace, > Susan > > --- Marianne Rizzo wrote: > > Cindy wrote: > > > > >(and incidentally, mags and lori and susan, and all you others > > >who insist that i sound sooooo southern... please note that > > >Colin has not referred to my accent in his assessment (see above) > > >at all. why? clearly, it's BECAUSE I HAVE NO ACCENT!!) > > > > > ;o) > > > > I'd like to hear your voice Cindy. > > > > Speaking of another voice, you should all hear Bree's voice, (for those of > > you who haven't). > > > > It's is SO ReMaRKAbLE that I will give a prize to the first five people who > > can find a way to talk to her (who have not previously spoken to her) by > > Saturday midnight. > > > > The only thing you have to do is write me back a narrative (with a copy to > > the jmdl) describing it. > > > > Go. > > > > Marianne Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 03:41:49 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: voice (njc) SUSAN'S Words..really: >but being a true capitalist and trying to make money on sweet >Marianne's offer. Susan A TRUE CAPITALIST??!! The truth finally emerges and took this discussion to bring it out. Thanks..Marianne, you are responsibe for this. (putting the paddle away for now) Bree >Peace! >Susan > >NPIMH: A certain TV theme song - of course of course ... well listen to >this ........... > > > > Go. > > > > > > Marianne >Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. >http://mailplus.yahoo.com _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your messages with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 00:52:54 -0800 (PST) From: Susan Guzzi Subject: Re: speaking english NJC I keep trying not to go there Kasey, but you bring out the worst in me! LOL! Just ask Bree - who's teaching who? Dr. Guz and my colleague Dr. Fye are far more experienced than you two interns! Not to mention 3-somes, but I think you should ask Bree about that little scenario as well. I believe - I was first KASEY! And you know there may be more ... Peace, Susan NP: Joni/Cactus Tree - of course! - --- kasey wrote: > Lori, > I'm sooooooo hurt. There is always enough Bush > to go around :) Please join me and Bree, we could > teach you more about Bush than you ever thought > possible. You, me, and Bree makes three:0 > Kasey being bad > Les (not Lez) wrote: > > Oh... come on now Lori! There is, of course, no "JMDL-Cleveland" > > list. You'll have to settle for joining the "JMDL-Ohio" list instead. > Lori wrote: > With Bree and Kasey? We'd just be fightin' about Bush all the > time! ; ) > > Lori Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:58:24 +0000 (GMT) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Jamie=20Zubairi?= Subject: Re: NJC Re: CMIARS Yes I did ;-) SCJoniGuy@aol.com wrote: In a message dated 1/23/2003 12:45:22 PM Eastern Standard Time, jamiezubairi@yahoo.co.uk writes: > Dylan's Blonde On The Tracks Don't you mean "Blood on Blonde"? ;~) Bob NP: Aretha, "Day Dreaming" - --------------------------------- With Yahoo! Mail you can get a bigger mailbox -- choose a size that fits your needs ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:36:58 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: voice (njc) Susan Guzzi wrote: > So lets see the only non lez >mentioned is Magsie, who is an OFFICIAL honorary lez. I think we have 7 real ones, Cindy, > I am SHOCKED! I had no idea Cindy was a lesbian. She sounds soooo southern, it is hard to believe. I didn't know they had lesbians in Alabama > Lori, >Marianne, Bree, Kasey, Susan (me) and oh yes Colin! > What a compliment! Now, when I get around to meeting you girls(once I can arrange an aneathetist for the filight), promise you will keep your hands to yourself? I mean I love lesbiians, some of my best friends are lesbians, but I don't want them too close if you know what I mean, not that I have anything against lesbians, after all you can't help it can you, but really I don't think it is normal, maybe you just haven't met the right man yet. and you never know, I might get over there....... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 04:51:19 EST From: StDoherty@aol.com Subject: Re: onlyJMDL Digest V2003 #27 In a message dated 1/24/2003 3:01:21 AM Eastern Standard Time, les@jmdl.com writes: > From: Randy Remote > Subject: Shakey, Neil & Joni > > I've been reading (devouring) "Shakey" , the recent biography > of Neil Young by Jimmy McDonough. Lots of Joni references. > Has anyone else read it? Has it been discussed on the list yet? > Yeah I just finished reading this -- like you devouring it. What is it about this book that's so compelling? There are many Joni references as you say. They appear to be pretty good friends and in many ways very similar. But the book is like this discussion list -- that is -- the more you get to know about Joni the more you wish you didn't know. By the end of Shakey I'm not liking Young very much at all. But his After The Goldrush remains (to me) a quintessential early 70's album. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:33:50 +0200 From: Ron Greer Subject: Oh Canada !!! NJC Hi >>>>>Sarah >>>>And in defence of my adopted country, Canada has not only produced Joni Mitchell and Leonard Cohen, but also.......... & according to south park canada has apologised to the rest of the world for celine dion & bryan adams - who i see you quite wisely left off your list.... :-) ron ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:47:09 +0200 From: Ron Greer Subject: Free will and determinism NJC hi >>>>> lots of discussion on above subject >>>>Sarah wrote >>>>| So -- if god or a psychic knows that I will do X in the future, it must already be true that I will do X. so. as long as neither god nor a psychic notices us we have free choice. the moment we draw their attention we are stuffed.... :-) ron ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:10:08 -0000 From: "Paul Headon" Subject: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi Hi The Counting Crowes cover of BYT had me dancing in the kitchen what a cover joyous and so interesting and quirky rendition. I wonder if it will revive their career. Best Wishes, Paul Headon Wales - --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.441 / Virus Database: 247 - Release Date: 09/01/2003 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:15:21 EST From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: THE YES CHORUS (njc) In a message dated 1/23/2003 6:39:51 PM Eastern Standard Time, anne@sandstrom.com writes: > Do, I win, Bob? LOL! BTW, really interesting stuff on > the latest covers. > Thanks Anne...I've gotten some good feedback on that one! Of course, "interesting" can be taken in lots of ways! ;~) Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:23:57 EST From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: Shakey, Neil & Joni In a message dated 1/23/2003 11:34:55 PM Eastern Standard Time, guitarzan@direcpc.com writes: > Soon the band was plowing through a train- > wreck rendition of Joni's "Raised on Robbery," complete with boozy > off-key harmonies from Young. Man, I can hear this off-key grunge cover in my head & I'm loving it! Thanks for sharing the story Randy. Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:34:42 EST From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: NJC New Steely Dan on the way In a message dated 1/24/2003 12:36:49 AM Eastern Standard Time, jlamadoo@fuse.net writes: > "They keep making the same record. Their drummers never > cut loose." That's okay, Bob. I'll buy them ALL. Ever since they got > passed "Pretzel Logic", every single Dan album has been great. Same with > Donald Fagan's solo work. > Dude, if I wasn't a MAJOR fan I wouldn't have been the first one here to post the link...(any major dude will tell ya...) I'm approaching this new release with mind & ears wide open. But if it's not up to par, that's what I'll say. And yes, Fagen's Nightfly stands with the Dan's best. Kamakiriad...different story. And how about Becker's "11 tracks of whack?" And I even dug Pretzel Logic and its predecessors. Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:44:37 EST From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi In a message dated 1/24/2003 6:10:45 AM Eastern Standard Time, paul.headon@ntlworld.com writes: > The Counting Crowes cover of BYT had me dancing in the kitchen what a cover > joyous and so interesting and quirky rendition. I agree Paul...I put it on my "Sweet 16" & loved it from day one. Yesterday I got the CD-single of it which contains Vanessa Carlton's mixed in vocals. A bit too bubble-gummish to blend with Duritz, plus I like the fact that CC version didn't have the bop-bop-bop's in there to begin with. BUT Carlton's harmonies with Adam on the closeout are very nice. Plus the CD-single had unplugged versions of 'If I could Give All My Love (Richard Manuel Is Dead)' & 'Hard Candy' which sound great. Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:06:26 -0600 From: "kasey simpson" Subject: Re: voice (njc) Not running fast enough you capitalist swine! MR. ED!!!???? Please.....I prefer Lauren Bacall with laryngitis. Who by the way speaks well. As for not being my type....hmmmmm, well ..............if you'ld wear a flag thong, and sing God Bless America I think it would work :) Kasey Well Kasey, you have now entered the "how many lesbians can we get in on one discussion on the JMDL" thread! Welcome you CAN now officially be made fun of! So lets see the only non lez mentioned is Magsie, who is an OFFICIAL honorary lez. I think we have 7 real ones, Cindy, Lori, Marianne, Bree, Kasey, Susan (me) and oh yes Colin! I was NOT making fun of Bree, but being a true capitalist and trying to make money on sweet Marianne's offer. I would think that would turn you on Kasey, not that I was trying, I think you may not be my type - nor I yours for that matter! LOL! But one question ....do you REALLY sound like Mr. Ed? I am so outta here ... running now ... oh yeah I'm fast! Peace! SusanGet more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:13:48 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: trying to speak english in Wales NJC now in praise of Canadian musicians --- "Jim L'Hommedieu (Lama)" wrote: > > Lama, who is hoping that his French name will make > him an honorary Quebecer. > Is it really pronounced "keb-a-KWA"? > Quebecois (kay-be-KWA) is the French name for it. The anglos say the English word the way it looks. The problem is, do you spell it Quebecker, or Quebecer? if you don't put the k in it looks like it should be a soft c, but it isn't. Your name is definitely French, so you're going to have to learn to pronounce it right and confuse the merde out of as many people as possible. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:17:47 -0600 From: "kasey simpson" Subject: Re: voice (njc) Oh Colin, you smooth talker. Forget those other hussies and run away with me! You can even bring John. Kasey What a compliment! Now, when I get around to meeting you girls(once I can arrange an aneathetist for the filight), promise you will keep your hands to yourself? I mean I love lesbiians, some of my best friends are lesbians, but I don't want them too close if you know what I mean, not that I have anything against lesbians, after all you can't help it can you, but really I don't think it is normal, maybe you just haven't met the right man yet. and you never know, I might get over there.......Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:21:30 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC --- kasey simpson wrote: > And there's more........towed for told, coby for > Colby cheese > Riga mortise for rigmarole, left for let, seal for > sill, and my all > time favorite......pacific for specific. > Kasey I knew someone who talked like that, and she wasn't from Ohio. If I were kind, I'd say it was a speech impediment. But I'm not, and she was just a twit. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:21:40 EST From: Aerchak@aol.com Subject: feeling assaulted at Joni only regarding "the yes chorus" I do not know who you are and did not have all the context in which you were raging and babbling at and about. But I do know that I felt absolutely ASSAULTED when I read your post this morning. I do not know who "the second tier peacocks that strut along these pages here" are but I am quite certain I am not one of them. "Great tradition of my genes"????? "Investigate the authenticity of your list"???? May I suggest that if you need to express rage at a group of people that you do not know, you may want to take a look at that kind of behavior. If you hate the JMDL list so much, then don't participate. Discussion is one thing, abuse is quite another. From an observer's point of view, you sounded a bit delusional, and that's a little scary. Andrea ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:25:31 -0000 From: "Lucy Hone" Subject: RE all the stuff about Wales and famous Canadians NJC and the Darwin Awards ......and lets not forget that that TV series with the huge ball thing that chased that man along the beach........Was it "the Prisoner"? or something.... was filmed in Portmeirion on the LLeyn Peninsular..... And also something for the Famous Canadians... (I really love Canada by the way)...... has any one mentioned Kate and Anna McGarrigle? Oh yes they must rate a mention surely.... Isn't (wasn't.. is he still going?) Donald Sutherland Canadian too? Was sent this by a friend who seemed to think I should know about them.. .had a chuckle and secured the Coke Vending machine to the wall!!!! The 2002 Darwin Awards are in. > > They are finally out again. You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an > annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service > by killing themselves in the most > extraordinarily stupid way (last year's winner was the fellow who was killed > by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to > tip a free soda out of it). > > And the 2002 nominees are: > > 9. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheap, mixed > gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he > vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire > burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. > > 8. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of > suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6'2" tall and weighed > 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white > saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a > schoolgirl's uniform look. However, he was also wearing a military gas mask > that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its > place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow wooden > tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted > into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. > > 7. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when > another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants > of the other plane, but lost > control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the > wreckage with their pants around their ankles. > > 6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details > before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not > breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch > naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, She > noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and > removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the > police made a closer inspection of the couch, > and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping > the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the > man had inserted his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and > between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for > obviousreasons). Evidently, his ejaculation shorted out one of the sanders, > Electrocuting him. > > 5. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near > Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her Passenger and > killing herself. As a common place road accident, this would not have > qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the > driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had > started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press > the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own. > > 4. A 22-year-old Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use > octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County > police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, > taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, > anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit > the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators > think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the > cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle > and the ground," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was > "Major trauma". > > 3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a > friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The > friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate was hospitalised. > > 2. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of > a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing all > potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had > been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. > Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the > dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later > described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and > retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of > the lighter like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces > of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the > lighter was virtually > untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast > had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers. > > And the number one nominee for this year's Darwin Award did not die, but > probably wishes he had... > > 1.Spurred on by a bet from the other members of his threesome, Brendan > Mcbride tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf > course. Proving once again that beer and > testosterone are a bad mix, Mcbride managed to straddle the ball washer and > dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies > upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Mcbride's scrotum > in place, thus wedging it solidly in the mechanism. Mcbride, who immediately > passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. > Unfortunately for Mcbride, the height of the ball washer was more than a > foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and > the scrotum was the weakest link. Mcbride's scrotum was ripped open during > the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the > ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was > pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. > To add insult to injury, Mcbride broke the new $300.00 driver that he had > just purchased from the pro shop, which he was using to balance himself. > Mcbride was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome > were asked to leave the course. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:29:57 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC --- Ron Greer wrote: > Hi > & according to south park canada has apologised to > the rest of the world for > celine dion & bryan adams - who i see you quite > wisely left off your > list.... :-) Ya ya, blame Canada. Celine's not really Canadian. She's Quebecoise (kay-be-KWAHZ). ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:29:01 -0600 From: "kasey simpson" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC Susan, Intern? Now you've gone and done it. Insulted my sexual abilities. I challenge you to a duel. You have one week to come up with the best sexual encounter, we both post to anyone of your choice and they decide who is the Dr. and who is the intern. Lori, Bree, want to be the judges on this? Kasey who is feeling quite butch right now. I keep trying not to go there Kasey, but you bring out the worst in me! LOL! Just ask Bree - who's teaching who? Dr. Guz and my colleague Dr. Fye are far more experienced than you two interns! Not to mention 3-somes, but I think you should ask Bree about that little scenario as well. I believe - I was first KASEY! And you know there may be more ... Peace, SusanGet more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:34:10 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: counting crowes cover rev up Big Yellow taxi --- SCJoniGuy@aol.com wrote: . > > Yesterday I > got the CD-single of [BYT] which contains Vanessa > Carlton's mixed in vocals. A > bit too bubble-gummish to blend with Duritz, plus I > like the fact that CC > version didn't have the bop-bop-bop's in there to > begin with. BUT Carlton's > harmonies with Adam on the closeout are very nice. Is there anything other than Vanessa's Bop-bop-bops that is different from the other one? I don't hear anything different other than that. Why do they do that anyway? Same song, but with one minor difference? ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:34:14 -0600 From: "kasey simpson" Subject: Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC I think 'twit' is being kind. Have you noticed not only do they talk that way, but they do it loudly so everyone in a five block area knows they are stupid. Kasey I knew someone who talked like that, and she wasn't from Ohio. If I were kind, I'd say it was a speech impediment. But I'm not, and she was just a twit. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.caGet more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 12:38:37 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: voice (njc) kasey simpson wrote: > Oh Colin, you smooth talker. Forget those other hussies and > run away with me! send me a photo first....I have to see if you are butch enough.... > You can even bring John. > Kasey ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:41:57 -0500 (EST) From: Catherine McKay Subject: Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC --- kasey simpson wrote: > I think 'twit' is being kind. Have you noticed not > only do they talk that way, but they do it loudly > so everyone in a five block area knows they are > stupid. > Kasey > > I knew someone who talked like that, and she wasn't > from Ohio. If I were kind, I'd say it was a speech > impediment. But I'm not, and she was just a twit. > I was going to say idiot, moron, complete imbecile and so on, but I was afraid Ohioanians might think I was talking about them. This woman was, and remains, one of the dumbest people I've ever met. One of those people who's scarily dumb, because she has no idea how stupid she is. In addition to being dumb, she also tries to act superior, so she tries to condescend as well - it's pretty hard to look down on someone when you're standing in the sub-basement of intelligence, but nonetheless... Do NOT get me started! ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:41:47 -0600 From: "kasey simpson" Subject: Re: voice (njc) Do you like your women clean shaven, or do you like the five o'clock shadow? Kasey send me a photo first....I have to see if you are butch enough.... > You can even bring John. > KaseyGet more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:08:50 -0000 From: "Laurent Olszer" Subject: determinism, njc > Jerry Notaro wrote: > > Well, as the Jesuits always told us, there are no absolutes, except that > there are no absolutes Yeah, I always knew Jesuits were a clever bunch. Reminds me of a professor I had in college who told the class on the last day of the school year: " Remember, I believe in moderation in everything including moderation". On the topic of determinism: there has been several french movies which are constructed on the idea that one insignificant decision could change the entire course of future events. So the movie shows you the 4-5 totally different scenarios that could develop whether for instance the lead character lights up a cigarette or not or puts on a red or a white dress. Since it's widely known that President Mitterand and plenty more politicians and public figures do, I am not ashamed to admit that I have been a regular patron of astrologers, psychics, etc for about 20 years, but with moderation of course. I don't need to be convinced of the (ir)rationality of it. Suffice it to say that the many times they've been right have baffled me enough so I know something is going on, whatever it is. Anyway, my point is this: knowing that something is going to happen doesn't mean you don't have the free will to affect the future. I can already see skeptics saying: " if you change the future and the event does not happen, how do you know it would have happened if you hadn't?" Well I don't in that case, except that when I didn't change my future in other cases, the prediction often came true. I'm really not trying to convince anybody here. So the conclusion is: we have free will otherwise we'd be actors in a movie that has already been written (Matrix?). From a religious standpoint, how else could we "do good" and "improve ourselves" if we didn't have free will? God's intent is certainly not to watch a movie where it's all pre-determined. But then, if things are not pre-determined, how can psychics foretell? Perhaps they foresee the most probable scenario, but then it's still up to you to change it? Don't have the answer. Laurent ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 14:10:29 -0000 From: "Laurent Olszer" Subject: Favorite Joni Look Hejira: for those who own the vinyl LP, did you notice if you hold the inner sleeve against a light, on the side where there isn't Joni, you can see Joni coming through the clouds in an even eerier fashion? My favorite: the pix in WTRF's songbook where Joni is hanging herself with her necktie and sticking her tongue out. Laurent's .002 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 13:15:50 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: voice (njc) kasey simpson wrote: >Do you like your women clean shaven, or do you >like the five o'clock shadow? > shadow please..... > Kasey > >send me a photo first....I have to see if you are butch enough.... > > > >>You can even bring John. >>KaseyGet more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : >> >> >http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:26:04 -0500 From: vince Subject: Re: njc terminology (beware not fluffy subject) kasey simpson wrote: > OK Vince where the hell did this come from? > I was not defining anything. I was simply stating > that I believed the RTL would use that way of > thinking. The hell you didn't. I get so tired of the games. Go back and read your post. Argue your points but at least have integrity to stand by what you said a few hours ago. Vince ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:46:55 -0500 From: "Christopher Treacy" Subject: Re: THE YES CHORUS I reread this today as a result of reading Andrea's post (with which I concurr...) Oy Vasmir. - -C - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Suzanne MarcAurele" To: Sent: Thursday, January 23, 2003 11:16 AM Subject: THE YES CHORUS > Watching all come and go pretending knowledge of Michelangelo - > > Was contemplating Reubens Rembrandt and the like - are we strong enough to > admit we have been a bit hasty and wrong in our conclusions on War etc? I > know some moron will say but you only know of these greats because it was > taught to you - to which I must reply - PLEASE PLEASE JUST PREPARE THE > COMPARATIVE LIST OF EQUALS TO ALL THE GREATS OF OUR ACADEMIC HISTORY FOR ALL > THESE OTHER PEOPLES YOU HAVE ABANDONED US FOR AND I WILL FOLLOW IN THE GREAT > TRADITION MY GENES COME FROM AND INVESTIGATE THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR LIST. > > I don't mean to scream but damnit enough is enough you all talk like 911 > happened somewhere else - just what will it take to make you realize they > dont find your emails or clever twists of words cute, inspiring or > anything - THEY WANT TO FUCKING KILL US! > > They played us like a fiddle, studying everything - how we react, how our ad > cool driven culture effects us and now that they are reasonably sure that we > all are brain dead they will ignore what we do and concentrate on future > strikes! Here is a question that ought to silence all of you - HOW MUCH > MONEY AND EQUIPMENT AND MEANS OF SELF DEFENSE HAVE YOU STORED AWAY FOR A > RAINY DAY? NOTHING? Just as I suspected - its all a tv fiction - again my > favorite song of Mitchells - LOVE OR MONEY and our whole hole population is > stuck in that truth > > Am I scared shitless living 30 minutes away from ground zero - is it cold in > winter in the north?! > > By the way - I didnt do much in the event of - we do not think death because > we do not breed our people to believe in a God of death - > > I am sure this one will be buried in the much speaking of the second tier > peacocks that strut along the pages here > > Suzanne MarcAurele ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:16:28 -0500 From: "Heather" Subject: RE: Fauch (njc) this reminds me of a cheer an old friend of mine once told me. she went to a high school in Norfolk, VA: we don't drink we don't smoke Norfolk, Norfolk sound it out. with their accent I think it went 'nor fuck'. heather (and my reply to her was "yeah, right") - -----Original Message----- From: owner-joni@jmdl.com [mailto:owner-joni@jmdl.com]On Behalf Of Lori Fye Sent: Thursday, January 23, 2003 4:57 PM To: Fauchja@aol.com; joni@smoe.org Subject: Fauch (njc) > (I don't get the Fauch joke. To me it looks like it would be pronounced "fawk." If "ja" were pronounced as it is in German (yah), it would sound like "fawk yah." (Fuck yeah.) Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:17:48 -0800 (PST) From: Mags N Brei Subject: Re: trying to speak english in wales NJC Sara wrote: >>>>Try minus 27 for size, and it's dropping as I write. And that's without wind chill. I just went out to post a letter, and wore FOUR fleeces, one with goose down stuffing, plus a jacket over the top, also with goose down. I looked like a walking duvet. Plus heavy boots, woolen hat, gloves with fingers AND mittens over the top of them. Takes about 15 minutes to get dressed. No wonder all Canadians are living in the USA.>>> Sarah, it is much warmer here oh and so is the weather ;-)... That said, now 500 miles south of where I used to live , it's only -8 this morning but it feels so much colder .. not sure why that is. any theories out there in winterland? when I lived in Winterpeg for two years....the cold there was like nothing I had ever felt before. And dont believe anyone who says it's not as bad because it is a "dry" cold...it's COLD! With the windchill factor...it was common to find the temps crashing down around -50 to -60 for days and days on end. I remember being housebound for a whole week with my daughter when she was a wee babe and finally couldnt take it any more. I bundled up, put her in her snuggly and tucked her inside my coat and went out for a walk around the block just to get some fresh air. I got some strange looks but I didnt care! what amazes me there was the weather network.... they would flash a bright red screen with warnings that your skin would freeze if you went outside for less than a minute. nice , eh? editor's note: i never say 'eh' canuckian alien shiksa Magsula. You open my heart, you do. Yes you do. - JM Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 06:23:28 -0800 (PST) From: Mags N Brei Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC Ron Greer wrote: <<<& according to south park canada has apologised to the rest of the world for celine dion & bryan adams - who i see you quite wisely left off your list.... :-)>>> heehee..hey ron...apparently celine dijon sounds better when she sings en francais, so who knows. also, bryan adams has a joni connection so he's not so bad ;-) and speaking of joni connections...bro bob...can you connect natalie merchant to joni mItchell in one degree? the prize is an all expense paid trip to woodbury nj ;~PP mags. You open my heart, you do. Yes you do. - JM Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:42:30 -0600 From: "kasey simpson" Subject: Fw: terminology NJC You read it Vince. I said I think, not I believe. I also said RTL would say, not I say. What is your problem? I'm not on either side but you jump be for merely asking questions. The statement was to clarify for me why one who is pro-choice isn't pro abortion. It was intended that way, but I can see you missed it. If you just merely want to argue with me pick something I've at least made a stand on, I'm sure we differ on enough subjects, but this isn't one of them. Kasey "kasey simpson" wrote: >I think it depends on what side of the fence you are on. >The two sides are Right to Life, and Pro-Choice. The >RTL would say it's pro-life, or anti-life. Being pro-choice >would mean you are for (pro) abortion.Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 09:43:46 -0500 From: "Bree Mcdonough" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC I think I could be totally unbiased? I wrote this to somebody this AM..referring to how cold it is: IT's colder than a well-diggers arse. Anyone else have any expressions relating to the cold? I'm sure the Canadians have plenty? OH..speaking of Canadians...I did not see Dk mentioned..Diana Krall. I would have to say there is something to this..being Canadian. I noticed from that list that was posted.. not only my very favorite singers/musicians are from there..but comics too. Let's see.. Jim Carrey to name one. Pretty impressive! Bree.. who has judged a few things.. >Susan, >Intern? Now you've gone and done it. Insulted my sexual >abilities. I challenge you to a duel. You have one week to >come up with the best sexual encounter, we both post to >anyone of your choice and they decide who is the Dr. and >who is the intern. Lori, Bree, want to be the judges on this? >Kasey >who is feeling quite butch right now. > >I keep trying not to go there Kasey, but you bring out the worst in me! >LOL! >Just ask Bree - >who's teaching who? Dr. Guz and my colleague Dr. Fye are far more >experienced >than you two >interns! > >Not to mention 3-somes, but I think you should ask Bree about that little >scenario as well. I >believe - I was first KASEY! > >And you know there may be more ... > >Peace, >SusanGet more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : >http://explorer.msn.com _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:05:44 EST From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: Re: Oh Canada !!! NJC In a message dated 1/24/2003 9:24:09 AM Eastern Standard Time, magsnbrei@yahoo.com writes: > and speaking of joni connections...bro bob...can you connect natalie > merchant to joni mItchell in one degree? > Bob's snowed under, so I'll answer Mags. That's easy peasy. Natalie does a cover of Joni's "All I Want" Jimmy, who's looking forward to seeing David Crosby (CPR) in front row seats! np Bertie Higgins "Key Largo" (not really :~) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:12:39 -0800 (PST) From: Jenny Goodspeed Subject: David Crosby NJC Jimmy, who's looking forward to seeing David Crosby > (CPR) in front row seats! Damn! And I thought I was hot stuff because I got 3rd row seats to see David in March. It is just a solo show, though. I wonder if there will be surprise guests. Jenny - --- FMYFL@aol.com wrote: > In a message dated 1/24/2003 9:24:09 AM Eastern > Standard Time, > magsnbrei@yahoo.com writes: > > > > and speaking of joni connections...bro bob...can > you connect natalie > > merchant to joni mItchell in one degree? > > > Bob's snowed under, so I'll answer Mags. That's > easy peasy. > Natalie does a cover of Joni's "All I Want" > > > np Bertie Higgins "Key Largo" (not really :~) Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:21:43 EST From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: Re: David Crosby NJC In a message dated 1/24/2003 10:12:59 AM Eastern Standard Time, jrgoodspeed@yahoo.com writes: > Damn! And I thought I was hot stuff because I got 3rd > row seats to see David in March. It is just a solo > show, though. I wonder if there will be surprise > guests. > What's even better Jenny, is that fellow JMDLer David Mingus and I get to show up at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon before the concert. The owner of the club said we can meet him during the sound check AND take photos. We're excited !!!! Jimmy ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:27:29 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: discussion on abortion (njc) Bree wrote: > The pregnant women crashed and was killed..the fetus did not make it > either. The other woman was charged with not one, but TWO counts of > vehicular homicide. > > Mixed messages I would say? In a way, yes, because of the argument about whether a fetus is yet a "life." However, assuming the dead woman ("Woman A") was not on her way to someplace to have an abortion, she wanted to give birth to that child. Therefore, the woman who caused the fatal accident ("Woman B") took not only the mother's life, but the life the mother INTENDED to bring into the world. In addition, Woman B took away Woman A's CHOICE. All because Woman B had a case of road rage. This will sound harsh, but my opinion is that she should have been shot on the spot. Lori ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:44:25 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: Ohio accents, Very NJC > Actually, saying it's an "Eastern Ohio" pronunciation is a euphamism > for saying it's Appalachian-hill-jack-ignorant. Ooops. Jim, please distinguish between "Eastern Ohio," which is technically half of the state, and "way Eastern Ohio," which straddles the PA and WV state lines. THAT's where the Appalachian-hill-jack-ignorant folks live, and REALLY, almost all of them are living damn near in West Virginia. I grew up in the northeastern quarter of Ohio, and I sure as hell don't say "poo-sh" or "boo-sh." Nor "ruff," although one of my cousins says it that way. As for lilac, I pronounce it this way: "LIE-lack." Lori NPIMH: "Poo-sh, poo-sh, in the boo-sh." ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:49:01 -0500 From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Cortazar lady Someone sent me info about a Joni mention in "Libro de Manuel," which I promptly misplaced. (Sorry.) Can this person please contact me again off list? I would like to make the change to Joni in Fiction as soon as possible. Thanks! - --Bob ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 07:49:23 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: speaking english NJC > Please join me and Bree, we could teach you more about Bush than you > ever thought possible. Now THERE's a concept ... Lori, out and "about" for almost 23 years ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:59:28 EST From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: NJC Super Bowl Many on the list could care less about the Super Bowl, but you should check out the intro to the Tampa Bay Bucs website (especially if you like "Lord of the Rings"). I know you'll like it Victor! http://www.buccaneers.com turn on your speakers Jimmy ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 16:10:09 +0000 From: colin Subject: Re: speaking english NJC Bree Mcdonough wrote: > I think I could be totally unbiased? I wrote this to somebody this > AM..referring to how cold it is: IT's colder than a well-diggers > arse. Anyone else have any expressions relating to the cold? it's cold enough to freeze the knackers off a brass monkey..... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:05:49 -0600 From: "Cynthia Vickery" Subject: Re: voice (njc) <> 1) There are no lesbians in Alabama. Alabama law only officially sanctions marriage (and hence, sexual contact) between consenting members of the same family who do not have the same genitalia. (You'd be surprised how many different types of genitalia we have here in Alabama. Inbreeding creates such interesting variations!) 2) Cindy does not define herself as a lesbian, per se. Why back yourself into a corner? 3) Women with southern accents have sex. Quite well, thank you. Unfortunately, I have no accent. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 11:19:26 EST From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: Re: speaking english NJC Bree wrote: > Anyone else have any expressions relating to the cold? "It's colder than a nun's c*nt in Norway." and for the heat "It's hotter than eight rats fucking in a wool sock" Jimmy ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Jan 2003 08:21:38 -0800 From: "Lori Fye" Subject: Re: feeling assaulted at Joni only regarding "THE YES CHORUS" - njc > But I do know that I felt absolutely ASSAULTED when I read your post > this morning. If Andrea is THAT upset, then something must've happened that I need to read ... Oh, it's this, from Suzanne: > Am I scared shitless living 30 minutes away from ground zero - is it > cold in winter in the north?! What exactly is the point of living scared shitless?? If you're doing that, "THEY" have already won. I live 30 minutes and work 20 minutes from the "other" ground zero, the Pentagon. I continue to live my life as I always have, which is to say that, among the humdrum of life's regular little details, I'm sad to know I will probably witness a nuclear winter in my lifetime. That's exactly why I object to Bush's plan to start what may very well become the LAST war. I further object to the way Bush, et al, have pushed their desire for war to the forefront of political discussion, which had has the intended effect of allowing them to slide under the radar their ultra- conservative nominations for judgeships and systematic actions designed to eventually undermine reproductive choice. "Compassionate conservatism" my ass. Bush is now repaying all the far- right wing lunatics who helped him get into office, and the REALLY fucked up thing about it is that he's tapping into ALL of our accounts to do so. We will all pay a very steep price if we do not stop him, right now. > I am sure this one will be buried in the much speaking of the second > tier peacocks that strut along the pages here I'll admit it: I am one. And I'm proud of it. Lori ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2003 #57 **************************** ------- Post messages to the list by clicking here: mailto:joni@smoe.org Unsubscribe by clicking here: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe ------- Siquomb, isn't she? (http://www.siquomb.com/siquomb.cfm)