From: les@jmdl.com (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V2000 #329 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk Archives: http://www.smoe.org/lists/joni Websites: http://www.jmdl.com http://www.jonimitchell.com Unsubscribe: mailto:joni-digest-request@smoe.org?body=unsubscribe JMDL Digest Wednesday, June 14 2000 Volume 2000 : Number 329 The 'Official' Joni Mitchell Homepage, created by Wally Breese, can be found at http://www.jonimitchell.com. It contains the latest news, a detailed bio, Original Interviews, essays, lyrics and much much more. --- The JMDL website can be found at http://www.jmdl.com and contains interviews, articles, the member gallery, archives, and much more. --- Ashara has set up a "Wally Breese Memorial Fund" with all donations going directly towards the upkeep of the website. Wally kept the website going with his own funds. it is now up to US to help Jim continue. If you would like to donate to this fund, please make all checks payable to: Jim Johanson and send them to: Ashara Stansfield P.O. Box 215 Topsfield, MA. 01983 USA ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: Pat Metheny NJC ["Kakki" ] Re: Pat Metheny NJC [Don Rowe ] more quotes ["Kate Bennett" ] In her own words ["Kate Bennett" ] Re: Pat Metheny NJC ["Kakki" ] guitar orchestra from Taming the Tiger ? ["James Phillips" ] Re: Joni Day In The Garden...one more thing... [SCJoniGuy@aol.com] Re: (vljc) Many answers to many Q's [SCJoniGuy@aol.com] Kenny G (NJC) [Steve Dulson ] Re: Steely Dan (SJC) [peves@marlboro.edu] Re: Pat Metheny NJC [FredNow@aol.com] Re: The Last Time I Saw Dickhead (SJC) ["Steve Mitchell" ] Lower Levels of Hell [Vince Lavieri ] Metheny NJC ["Kate Bennett" ] Re: Pat Metheny NJC [CaTGirl627@aol.com] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [Mark Domyancich ] Adrienne Barbeau Strikes Again [SMEBD@aol.com] Re: Adrienne Barbeau Strikes Again ["C.A. Starkey" ] Re: Adrienne Barbeau Strikes Again [SMEBD@aol.com] Re: Pat Metheny NJC ["Kakki" ] RE: More Metheny -- What the Hell Is Jazz? why i love the jmdl ["p] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [FMYFL@aol.com] Tyrant Eat Tyrant ["Michael Bird" ] Re: Pat Metheny NJC ["James L. Leonard" ] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [Scott and Jody ] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [JRMCo1@aol.com] OOOPS! [Scott and Jody ] Re: Tyrant Eat Tyrant ["James L. Leonard" ] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [Janet Hess ] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [Gary Zack ] Conan on Kenny G (NJC) [Murphycopy@aol.com] Re: Lower Levels of Hell NJC [IVPAUL42@aol.com] Re: Lower Levels of Hell [Mark Domyancich ] Re: Lower Levels of Hell NJCNJCNJCNJC [JRMCo1@aol.com] Re: the other two ["P. Henry" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 13:04:24 -0700 From: "Kakki" Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC Don, you wrote: > If I remember correctly, wouldn't the plaintiff in > such a case have to prove "reckless disregard for the > truth", which is really libel more than defamation -- > since Pat's comments appeared in print, yes? But hey, > you're the lawyer, not me! ;-) I'm not a lawyer but have worked on cases involving business defamation which is different from libel. > In any case, Pat's comments, at least to me, don't > rise to that standard. Consider what Pat "said": > > Kenny G DOES "play consistently sharp". I may not be > a lawyer, but I do have perfect pitch. You can't just pick out and isolate each criticism in a vacumn and determine the truth of each bit. Metheny said a lot of other things that taken as a whole, in the context that he placed them have a pretty scathing effect. Imagine if a local musician in your town, who was known for the same genre of music as you and theorectically your competitor, ranted publically about you to all the local newspapers using the same exact series of words that Metheny did. That could possibly be considered "business defamation." In addition, someone making a widely public statement that they are "going to wrap a guitar around someone's head the next time they see him" could also serve to prove the point that his intent is malicious and meant to bring harm to that person or that person's reputation. The actual talent or lack thereof of the person harmed would most likely be irrelevant and not considered at all in the court proceedings. To people who don't know the intricacies of music biz contracts, Metheny's statements may give the false impression that KG did something legally improper by utilizing the Armstrong work. Since we have to assume that KG did acquire legal rights to use the performance, an inference that he "stole" something could possibly border on slander/libel. Ultimately KG would have to show that he was damaged by Metheny's remarks and that may or may not be difficult to prove. Like I said, I'm not a lawyer, and this is just all hypothetical discussion and not meant to say that anyone should sue anyone else. But back to my original point - Metheny's comments made me cringe for him. Kakki ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 13:20:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Don Rowe Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC - --- Kakki wrote: Ultimately KG would have to show > that he was damaged by > Metheny's remarks and that may or may not be > difficult to prove. More difficult than not I'd imagine, given the recent Jazz Award accolades and those stratospheric sales numbers ... have you looked in on Pat Metheny's "Response To The Response" section on his website yet? Considerably toned down -- he sticks to his guns -- but not in a way that'd make you cringe like that first one. He makes a very Joni-esque "dancing about architecture" sort of argument that was pretty interesting. Oh, and sorry to have called you a lawyer! ;-) Don Rowe ===== "I do not object to others hiding from history. What I object to are others hiding history from ME." - -- Shelby Foote __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos -- now, 100 FREE prints! http://photos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 17:59:07 -0700 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: more quotes And here is another one related to DED & the techno 80's sound-- "Dog Eat Dog is really the only exception, and that was a difficult project in that I had a new husband who was young and ambitious and a new engineer who was young and ambitious and Thomas Dolby, who was supposed to set up colors - but behind my back had been given the position of producer by my manager - who then became a tyrant... that was a very difficult record to make. I can't even really tell myself what I played, looking back. The sounds... like I say, they weren't necessarily of my choosing." Kate Bennett Singer/Songwriter www.katebennett.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 17:59:05 -0700 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: In her own words Here are a few quotes I was just reading that echo some recent discussions: Kenny G isn't the only one with pitch problems-- "Feddie thinks I have perfect pitch. I don't. I think I have intermittent perfect pitch. I have spells of it. Which is horrible, because there are no perfect tones out there and you get driven crazy by the undulations. I'll go put my heroes on - I'll play Miles, and his pitch is all over the place." Who deserves to play what-- "Charles called to me from his death bed and I just had to do that, for my own education in music. Back then I didn't even like Charles's music. It was blues-based, and I wasn't into the blues. And it was cacophonous. I became a fan, of course, but there were a lot of jazz guys saying "Hey, you don't even like his music. Why'd he send for you?" But I really liked him so much." Kate Bennett Singer/Songwriter www.katebennett.com - - ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 13:19:40 -0700 From: "Kakki" Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC Don wrote: >... have you looked in on Pat Metheny's > "Response To The Response" section on his website yet? > Considerably toned down -- he sticks to his guns -- > but not in a way that'd make you cringe like that > first one. He makes a very Joni-esque "dancing about > architecture" sort of argument that was pretty > interesting. Ha! Sounds like maybe a lawyer out there is already counseling on "damage control". ;-) > Oh, and sorry to have called you a lawyer! ;-) Apology accepted ;-D Kakki ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 16:03:27 EST From: "James Phillips" Subject: guitar orchestra from Taming the Tiger ? Okay, I'm going to come off really ignorant here but can someone define what a "guitar orchestra" is that Joni is credited as playing on Harlem in Havana and Lead Baloon on Taming the Tiger? I would appreciate any insight as to this question. James Phillips jamespatrick7556@hotmail.com ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 14:07:47 -0700 (PDT) From: zapuppy2@webtv.net (Penny) Subject: Re: Passion Play and Saskatoon David Mingus writes: <> It just dawned on me that maybe not everyone has read some of the Scriptural text that goes along with Joni's Passion Play. The following text is verbatim, including parentheses, but starred are PP lyrics, from the Living Bible (an easier, more accessible read that KJ, NIV or NAS versions.) (don't worry, not that long or heavy! ;-) As Jesus was passing through Jericho, a man named Zacchaeus, one of the most influential Jews in the Roman tax-collecting business (and, of course, a very rich man), **a sinner of some position** tried to get a look at Jesus, **who in the world can this heart healer be--This magical physician** but he was to short to see over the crowds. **from the middle of unrest** So he ran ahead and climbed into a sycamore tree beside the road, to watch from there. **I am up a sycamore--looking through the leaves** When Jesus came by, he looked up at Zacchaeus and called him by name! "Zacchaeus!" He said. "Quick! Come down! **Oh, climb down, climb down he says to me** For I am going to be a guest in your home today!" Zacchaeus hurriedly climbed down and took Jesus to his house in great excitement and joy. But the crowds were displeased. "He has gone to be the guest of a notorious sinner," they grumbled. **They think His light squandered** Meanwhile, Zacchaeus stood before the Lord and said, "Sir, from now on I will give half my wealth to the poor, and if I have overcharged anyone on his taxes, I will penalize myself by giving him back four times as much!" **And I see how far I've wandered** Jesus told him, This shows that salvation has come to this home today. This man was one of the lost sons of Abraham, and I, the Messiah, have come to search for and to save such souls as his." **But He sees a stray in the wilderness** Luke 19: 1-10----PP verses two and three <> Maybe this is Joni's attitude...that redemption is somehow awarded on a righteousness curve, but I don't see proof of that kind of arrogance, bitterness or contempt conveyed in this song's lyrics. At most, is an attitude of mocking depending to whom ever she's addressing the question "Now you tell me--Who're you gonna get to do the dirty work--when all the slaves are free?" If she's keeping in line with the way the rest of the song is written, hopefully she's going after the same sort Jesus did....the hard hearted and pridefully religious, "the blind guides who strain out a gnat to swallow a camel"....not to be confused with the humble and sincerely spiritual followers of Jesus. Someone else said they don't think of Passion Play as a very up-listing song. Personally, I view it as an amazingly sensitive and insightful history lesson, coming from someone who enjoys learning and story-telling, no matter what the material source. Hey, I readily confess I'm not a very good teacher or writer....I hope some of you other folks that feel they can add in explaining their take on Passion Play will join in and share. :-) This is just too much fun!!!! ;-)    <> Yeah, it'll be a kick! Whether we get to meet Joni or not! I'm sooo looking forward to seeing those pieces in person and also meeting other JMDLers! And I just called to re-confirm our hotel reservations last night....at the Bessbourough. They still have rooms available for those nights but the prices are a lot higher now than the rates I got when reserving early....about a US$32 / CND$46 a night increase for the same room now. Ouch! Peace Penny :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Grace dies when it becomes us versus them......Philip Yancey ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 14:30:29 -0700 (PDT) From: Don Rowe Subject: Re: guitar orchestra from Taming the Tiger ? - --- James Phillips wrote: > I'm going to come off really ignorant here but can > someone define what a > "guitar orchestra" is that Joni is credited as > playing on Harlem in Havana > and Lead Baloon on Taming the Tiger? Though I'm not a VG8 expert, that sounds to me like the name/title of a "patch" or sound that the guitar-synth creates as the strings are strummed. I've any number of similar titles for the sounds in my keyboard banks, including: "Al's Rhodes" "Lunar Flutes" "Raw Power" "Rain Hold" I'm sure our resident VG8 gurus could confirm or deny this rather easily ... or is that the VG8 Inner Circle ... I can never be sure. ;-) Don Rowe ===== "I do not object to others hiding from history. What I object to are others hiding history from ME." - -- Shelby Foote __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos -- now, 100 FREE prints! http://photos.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 16:38:52 -0500 From: "Susan" Subject: (vljc) Many answers to many Q's Sometimes I just have to save it all up and respond multiple choice like: > The Zoobman wrote: > > >Is it Mimi and (I think his name is) Robert Farina? Joan's sister and > >brother in law? > A. I too originally thought the Robert Altman picture may be Carole King. The profile was similar, but now I am inclined to believe that it may have been Mimi (Baez's sister) and her Sir Gallahad. I know others disagree but it makes sense to me. JM Covers - I don't think there is a recording other than video tape of this but I seem to have a faint memory of the great chanteuse "Adrienne Barbeau" (spelling?) performing, with guitar in hand, her interpretation of "Willy." I believe it was an old Johnny Carson but it could have been early Letterman. Anyone else have this flashback or is it just that? Metheny vs. Kenny G Finally, on this Pat Metheny vs. Kenny G thing. I too believe in anyone being able to express art. Unfortunately the most diluted mainstream stuff gets to the most people. Because unfortunately the masses can't handle the intricacies & complexities of many forms of art or ... anything. Most people settle for the basic formula garbage. The talents of a Metheny, a John Klemmer are rarely recognized as universally and financially as the works of a Kenny G. This lesson is one most of us learned long ago as it pertains to our Ms. Joni! I too think Kenny G. is soooo average. I squirm at the thought of him being referred to as jazz, but I will defend to the death his right to play it or whatever it is he's playing! Just help me do whatever I can not to hear it myself! I think Pat Metheny's feelings are justified, they are his opinion and emotionally I agree but my head knows we can't imprison anyone else's art or lack there of. Peace Susan ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 17:55:24 EDT From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: Joni Day In The Garden...one more thing... << There was a part in Big Yellow Taxi where she switches to a Bob Dylan voice and said her wrote that verse? That was interesting. Did he work on anything else w/ her? >> They've done some tours together, she was a part of his Rolling Thunder tour in the seventies, he did a cover of "Big Yellow Taxi" (which I don't have yet, hint hint) they were both a part of The Band's "Last Waltz" Project, they've got quite a bit of history together. As for Joni's band for that show: Brian Blade - drums Larry Klein - bass Greg Liesz - pedal steel Mark Isham - trumpet It's an awesome show - glad to be able to spark those memories for you! Bob NP: Shelby Lynne, "Your Lies" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 17:58:58 EDT From: SCJoniGuy@aol.com Subject: Re: (vljc) Many answers to many Q's << I don't think there is a recording other than video tape of this but I seem to have a faint memory of the great chanteuse "Adrienne Barbeau" (spelling?) performing, with guitar in hand, her interpretation of "Willy." >> I have no recollection of that one, Susan, but thanks to Stephen we DO have her dramatic interpretation of "I Had A King"...it kicks off Volume 4 of the "Covers" series and is subtitled "The Power of Cheese"...should be ready for tree-ing in about a week. (Got your package today Leslie - thanks!) Bob ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 15:22:59 -0700 From: Steve Dulson Subject: Kenny G (NJC) Kakki wrote: >Think of how we would all feel if 40 years or so from now, one of >the latest junkfood for juvenile groups appropriate Joni's performance of >Hejira, for example. We would be livid Livid? In 40 years? Not me, Kakki, I'm going to die on 2/8/25. :) (Guess I'd better not book any St. Pat's gigs that year.) ######################################################### Steve Dulson Costa Mesa CA steve@psitech.com "The Tinker's Own" http://www.tinkersown.com "Southern California Dulcimer Heritage" http://members.aol.com/scdulcimer/ "The Living Tradition Concert Series" http://www.thelivingtradition.org/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2000 16:56:00 -0400 From: peves@marlboro.edu Subject: Re: Steely Dan (SJC) Yep, that's true of Neil , Jim - stylistic experiments, but in preexisting styles. No experiments in terms of musical expansion. It's original and it's fantastic music I wouldn't want to live without it - . but it's not particularly innovative. No new music there as there always is with Joni . Thanks for connecting. Peg ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 18:28:11 EDT From: FredNow@aol.com Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC In a message dated 6/13/00 3:10:48 AM, KakkiB@worldnet.att.net writes: >I completely agree with Metheny's ire but Armstrong's heirs or whoever >owns the rights to his performances had to have given Kenny G the permission >to do this. KG can't just rip it off at whim - at least not without >significant consequences. Someone or ones who held the rights are just >as much responsible for the sell out. Every standard record contract gives the record company the right to unilaterally use the recording in almost any way they see fit; they own it and they don't have to consult Armstrong's estate at all, other than to report and pay royalties. >Ah, but while I understand his reaction, all I could think while reading >it was "eesch, I've seen people successfully win defamation suits on far less >than this." Pat would have several hundred thousand potential witnesses for his defense. - -Fred ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 23:41:26 +0100 From: "Steve Mitchell" Subject: Re: The Last Time I Saw Dickhead (SJC) I thought that this was the funniest thing that I have read (and howled along to for a long time . . . . . - -- Stevie NP: Hejira (naturally) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 18:40:16 EDT From: IVPAUL42@aol.com Subject: Re: (vljc) Many answers to many Q's In a message dated 6/13/00 5:41:42 PM Eastern Daylight Time, susang@mail.fadc.com writes: << >Is it Mimi and (I think his name is) Robert Farina? Joan's sister and > >brother in law? > >> Richard Farina, author if "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 18:41:25 EDT From: MDESTE1@aol.com Subject: Re: Passion Play and Saskatoon (md) In a message dated 6/13/00 2:20:05 PM Pacific Daylight Time, zapuppy2@webtv.net writes: << As Jesus was passing through Jericho, a man named Zacchaeus, one of the most influential Jews in the Roman tax-collecting business (and, of course, a very rich man), **a sinner of some position** tried to get a look at Jesus, **who in the world can this heart healer be--This magical physician** but he was to short to see over the crowds. **from the middle of unrest** So he ran ahead and climbed into a sycamore tree beside the road, to watch from there. **I am up a sycamore--looking through the leaves** When Jesus came by, he looked up at Zacchaeus and called him by name! "Zacchaeus!" He said. "Quick! Come down! **Oh, climb down, climb down he says to me** For I am going to be a guest in your home today!" Zacchaeus hurriedly climbed down and took Jesus to his house in great excitement and joy. But the crowds were displeased. "He has gone to be the guest of a notorious sinner," they grumbled. **They think His light squandered** Meanwhile, Zacchaeus stood before the Lord and said, "Sir, from now on I will give half my wealth to the poor, and if I have overcharged anyone on his taxes, I will penalize myself by giving him back four times as much!" **And I see how far I've wandered** Jesus told him, This shows that salvation has come to this home today. This man was one of the lost sons of Abraham, and I, the Messiah, have come to search for and to save such souls as his." **But He sees a stray in the wilderness** Luke 19: 1-10----PP verses two and three >> I think that this is just an excellent job well done. It sure would appear that this is precisely what Joni herself did in writing the lyrics to the song if not more so. As for the conclusion ( stated here ) <>> because after all Joni asks in Jobs Sad Song "Why do you crucify the Saints". So a righteous lifestyle isnt a guarantee and Joni herself knows it. In any event this was a very good way of seeing how Joni sculpted the lyrics out of the whole cloth of the New Testament verse. As for the "meaning" of the lyrics in this song my own take as an experienced songwriter is that Lyrics are the most difficult part of any song to create if you are into melody. I sense that Joni is a writer who begins with the music and then tries to find words to fit her tunes. If her lyrical idea was the first part of this song created I dont think she would have found it in a casual reading of the Bible. There are all kinds of other stories that it seems odd that she would have picked this one unless she happens to attend religious services (an interesting question) and got the idea at some service. I would suspect in any event that this passage was somehow singled out for her by someone and she decided the best way to capture its essence was to paraphrase. In seeing how the song lyric traces the sequence of events in this chapter I sense that Joni did a "paraphrase" treatment. This is but one way to create lyrics. Although she could create a million songs this way. I have always sensed that Joni writes songs in bunches. Its like when she discovers a tuning she finds chord pattersn atht work and she perhaps captures them on a tape and then goes back later to find the words for that particular song idea. She seems to reach a place in either chording or strumming that is typical with open tuners. Open tunings have sections on the fretboard all their own in which various combinations of finger placement create specific melodic patterns. Deviate from those fingering patterns and you dont get a parallel chord. Unlike standard tuning in which an added finger here or there creates augmented or diminished, sharp or flat chords from the root. Passion Play is what I would call a "groove" song. It settles into a groove and runs deep within it. Songs like that generally come from fiinding a groove during practicing or casual playing. My point here is that this has been an interesting insight to Jonis songsmithing itself as opposed to just a take on her meaning. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 18:44:57 EDT From: IVPAUL42@aol.com Subject: Re: more quotes In a message dated 6/13/00 4:34:29 PM Eastern Daylight Time, kate@katebennett.com writes: << "Dog Eat Dog is really the only exception, and that was a difficult project in that I had a new husband who was young and ambitious and a new engineer who was young and ambitious and Thomas Dolby, who was supposed to set up colors - but behind my back had been given the position of producer by my manager - who then became a tyrant... that was a very difficult record to make. I can't even really tell myself what I played, looking back. The sounds... like I say, they weren't necessarily of my choosing." >> Sounds to me like even Joni thinks DED sucks. LOL ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 19:18:02 -0400 From: "Victor Johnson" Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC >>">> >Perhaps Mr. Metheny could benefit from a listen to >Frank Zappa's epic instrumental project, aptly titled: > >"Shut Up and Play Your Guitar" I completely agree. I think Kenny G is getting far too much attention over this. Music that is truly beautiful and unique will defend itself. Perhaps years and years from now, people will still be listening to Louis Armstrong and have no idea who Kenny G is or was. Several years ago, there was a techno version of King Crimson "I Talk to the Wind" released which I thought was pretty pathetic. These things happen. Victor http://www.mindspring.com/~waytoblu/Tangled.htm NP: HOSL ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 19:37:28 -0500 From: Vince Lavieri Subject: Lower Levels of Hell One may not (I don't) believe in a literal hell... or eternal bliss with God (I do)... ...but if indeed God must be a boogie player of either/both genders, or transcends gender as the deity subsumes all gender distinctions into the innate God-ness, then certainly at the front table, on the dais, of heaven, will be among others, Janis Joplin, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, John Lennon, Aretha Franklin, Otis Redding, Mozart, Verdi, Glenn Miller, Louis Armstrong, Ethel Waters, Puccini, and Bach, and the Aleutian Island throat singers. Paul McCartney will be at the kids table as penance for Silly Love Songs. Ringo will be there also since he'll keep the kids table fun. George will be at the 2nd table, having just missed the first table. (Plagiarism of "He's So Fine" is a table penalty.) The JMDL can easily fill out the rest of the tables (I figure 40 tables, 20 per table). It is musical hell that concerns this. The lowest level of hell is reserved for Kenny G, Zamphere on the pan flute, Kenny Rogers, Lionel Ritchie, Richard Harris (McArthurs Park will do that to a guy) and Bobby McFarrin (now that he has sold the rights to Don't Worry, Be Happy to the singing plastic bass fish wall mount that is inflicting bars and homes everywhere).. Karen Carpenter gets into heaven (that voice!) but Richard Carpenter gets dropped into an upper level of hell for those awful arrangements. Penultimate level of hell is for ABBA and all other Swedish pop groups passing pabulum on to preteens. Antepenultimate level of hell is for Iron Maiden Black Sabbath Mettalica Twisted Sister Ronnie James Dio Dokken and all other hair metal bands that are indistinguishable from each other, but wonderful at marketing. (Ronnie Jasmes Dio had great talent but failed to transcend the pit of heavy metal big hair rock.) Getting out of hell passes will go to Iggy Pop for the astounding drumming on that song from Trainspotting. Elton John is hard to place. Heaven, for everything pre Disney (except for Island Girl and Philadelphia Freedom) but Hell for the Disney schlock. I await the corrections on this. (the Rev) Vince ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 21:07:27 -0700 From: "Kate Bennett" Subject: Metheny NJC Hi Fred, I am very aware of the whole picture. I understand why Metheny is upset and I know the difference between recording someone else's song or recording on top of someone's work. My mention of Bolton/Redding was not meant to be analogous. What I was attempting to convey was that although I understand and agree with Metheny's objection to what Kenny G did, he did not win me over with his personality or his way with words. But my main point was perhaps I was disappointed in his attitude because his music is so elevating. Kate Bennett Singer/Songwriter www.katebennett.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 19:45:43 EDT From: CaTGirl627@aol.com Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC In a message dated 6/13/2000 3:43:39 AM Eastern Daylight Time, FredNow@aol.com writes: << ate, perhaps you are not aware of the whole picture here ... it's not analogous to Bolton merely singing Redding, but rather as if Bolton had taken Redding's vocal and recorded himself on top of it, positioning himself as Redding's worthy equal. That's what Kenny G did. In fact, he even performed his Armstrong desecration live synchronized with a film of Louis singing the song. This crosses so far over the line of decency and integrity that vitriol is the appropriate response. Metheny isn't being arrogant, he's standing up to gross artistic injustice. Sometimes the shit gets so thick that someone has to "roar like forest fire." -Fred Simon >> Wow Fred, I always beleaved in Pat Metheny and now more then ever. He is a man of character and has always played his music from the heart. I have alot of respect for people who follow their own heart and not what the public wants. Catgirl ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 19:32:00 -0500 From: Mark Domyancich Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell At 7:37 PM -0500 6/13/00, Vince Lavieri wrote: >One may not (I don't) believe in a literal hell... or eternal bliss with >God (I do)... > >...but if indeed God must be a boogie player of either/both genders, or >transcends gender as the deity subsumes all gender distinctions into the >innate God-ness, > >then certainly at the front table, on the dais, of heaven, will be among >others, Janis Joplin, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, John Lennon, Aretha >Franklin, Otis Redding, Mozart, Verdi, Glenn Miller, Louis Armstrong, >Ethel Waters, Puccini, and Bach, and the Aleutian Island throat singers. and also, Jerry Garcia (he's already there, we know that) Mickey Hart and Phil Lesh, and Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds for his god-like guitar playing, Trey Anastasio as well, and Carlos Santana. >Paul McCartney will be at the kids table as penance for Silly Love >Songs. >Ringo will be there also since he'll keep the kids table fun. And also, Bob Weir for his attempt at children's songs. >The lowest level of hell is reserved for Kenny G, Zamphere on the pan >flute, Kenny Rogers, Lionel Ritchie, Richard Harris (McArthurs Park will >do that to a guy) and Bobby McFarrin (now that he has sold the rights to >Don't Worry, Be Happy to the singing plastic bass fish wall mount that >is inflicting bars and homes everywhere).. Ooh, too many to list here, Brittney Spears, N-Sync, etc, etc,... (Great thread, Rev) - -- Mark Domyancich Harpua@revealed.net tape trading: http://homepage.mac.com/mtd/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 21:07:32 EDT From: SMEBD@aol.com Subject: Adrienne Barbeau Strikes Again In a message dated 06/13/2000 5:47:52 PM Eastern Daylight Time, susang@mail.fadc.com writes: << I don't think there is a recording other than video tape of this but I seem to have a faint memory of the great chanteuse "Adrienne Barbeau" (spelling?) performing, with guitar in hand, her interpretation of "Willy." I believe it was an old Johnny Carson but it could have been early Letterman. Anyone else have this flashback or is it just that? >> Do I smell more cheese? Where is my cheese knife? With any luck Bob, Hickory Farms could be making a delivery to your house once again :-) Stephen ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 16:15:56 -0400 From: "C.A. Starkey" Subject: Re: Adrienne Barbeau Strikes Again What's wrong with Adrienne Barbeau? I'm not aware of her singing ability, but I enjoy watching her as Bea Arthur's daughter, "Carol" on Maude. She couldn't be as bad as William Shatner doing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" Now with those Priceline commercials, he's suddenly hip singing those songs out of tune. Carol ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 21:30:59 EDT From: SMEBD@aol.com Subject: Re: Adrienne Barbeau Strikes Again In a message dated 06/13/2000 9:14:21 PM Eastern Daylight Time, janisc@mail.ptdprolog.net writes: << What's wrong with Adrienne Barbeau? I'm not aware of her singing ability >> ...and neither is anyone else! :-D Stephen ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 19:01:10 -0700 From: "Kakki" Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC Fred wrote: > Every standard record contract gives the record company >the right to unilaterally use the recording in almost any way >they see fit; they own it and they don't have to consult >Armstrong's estate at all, other than to report and pay >royalties. Hmmm, that may be true of "standard" contracts but I've seen numerous of agreements where the artist personally has to approve and sign off on the use of a song or performance. Also, some rights descend to the heirs for a fixed amount of years. For the record, I don't mind at all when Joni skewers the music biz generally but when she names names, I also cringe. She and Metheny should be above that kind of thing. Kakki ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 22:55:56 -0400 From: "patrick leader" Subject: RE: More Metheny -- What the Hell Is Jazz? why i love the jmdl one of the reasons i love the jmdl is the rashes of wonderful writing that certain subjects inspire. this piece was so sweet, so smooth, pat, so damn well written... i've loved every word david lahm and fred simon have written on the subject. so have one thing to add. david lahm asked harper lou: - --Isn't there some kind of music that is very dear to you, very inspiring to you, very warming and nourishing to you which you would not like to see trashed and adulterated by people's using its name to advertise ANOTHER kind of music, which does NOT inspire and nourish your soul? so harper, i need your address, so i can send you my special box-set of . by the way, it's the least i can do for you, after inspiring me to go out and get an astro van with a cd player, which is currently tied to a fire hydrant, east 4th street. to my friends who have said "well, that was impractical, patrick" i've said - --"To the stocks! To the stocks!!!!" patrick np - mark isham - blue sun >the blues cut. they are sharp. they bend and slice. they are despairing. > >rock is beat. it pounds. drives. controls the space of the room. > >folk is heart. expression. giving. hopefull. but simple too. > >jazz is freefall. realtime. a journey uncharted. smooth. if sad, not >despairing. if bent, not unyielding. if beat, not pounding. > ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 23:08:30 EDT From: FMYFL@aol.com Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell In a message dated 06/13/2000 7:39:15 PM Eastern Daylight Time, revrvl@pathwaynet.com writes: << Penultimate level of hell is for ABBA and all other Swedish pop groups passing pabulum on to preteens. >> Well I guess I enjoy hell quite a bit Vince :~) Jimmy ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 23:19:56 -0500 From: "Michael Bird" Subject: Tyrant Eat Tyrant Does this mean that Dolby was the tyrant, or the manager? Dolby played on CMIARS, they couldn't have been that estranged ... Nickel Chief - ---------- >From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) >To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org >Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2000 #246 >Date: Tue, Jun 13, 2000, 7:33 PM > > "Dog Eat Dog is really the only exception, and that was a difficult project > in that I had a new husband who was young and ambitious and a new engineer > who was young and ambitious and Thomas Dolby, who was supposed to set up > colors - but behind my back had been given the position of producer by my > manager - who then became a tyrant... that was a very difficult record to > make. I can't even really tell myself what I played, looking back. The > sounds... like I say, they weren't necessarily of my choosing." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 23:42:32 -0700 From: "James L. Leonard" Subject: Re: Pat Metheny NJC Good for you, Kakki. I was wondering when someone would point out that Joni has often been guilty of the same transgression, and usually with far less justification than is currently the case with Metheny (i.e. the rape of the Armstrong recording). Many of Joni's "observations" regarding the talents of other artists are chronicled in the books of Brian Hinton and Stacey Luftig, both of which I've just recently devoured. "Boston Jim" > For the record, I don't mind at all when Joni skewers the music biz > generally but when she names names, I also cringe. She and Metheny should > be above that kind of thing. > > Kakki ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 22:44:36 -0500 From: Scott and Jody Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell Vince wrote: > >...but if indeed God must be a boogie player of either/both genders, or > >transcends gender as the deity subsumes all gender distinctions into the > >innate God-ness, > > > >then certainly at the front table, on the dais, of heaven, will be among > >others, Janis Joplin, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, John Lennon, Aretha > >Franklin, Otis Redding, Mozart, Verdi, Glenn Miller, Louis Armstrong, > >Ethel Waters, Puccini, and Bach, and the Aleutian Island throat singers. > I would also include Laura Nyro. I brought this post up with my vicarious jmdl husband, scott. Here's his response: " Vince, you need more levels of hell( Dante had 9?) to accommodate the volume of bad music ;~) You also wrote: > Getting out of hell passes will go to Iggy Pop for the astounding > drumming on that song from Trainspotting. > > Funny , we both replied, That Iggy Pop would most likely decline that promotion :~)" I also agree with Mark, that Jerry Garcia(already there at the table),Mickey Hart and Phil Lesh be there as well. They've done so much for 'starving' artists', not to mention our 'Starving Planet'. Peace, jody & scott ------------------------------ Date: Wed Jun 14 00:18:21 2000 From: JRMCo1@aol.com Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell Surely, seated at Her right hand, next to my Jesus, is Marian Andersen. Unearned suffering is redemptive, you know. Billie's there on eternal holiday. The Fab Four will be there, naturally, but Paul gets to eat fattened beetle larvae as an apetizer (penance for pinning on Wings without having earned them). Jim Croce is there feasting on time from a bottle like there's no tomorrow. Patsy Cline's there, I'm sure. Robert Johnson, too (sold his soul, but Anne Murray bought it back for him). Laura Nyro's there (perhaps it's actually a stoned-soul picnic). I leave hell's belles to someone else's sooth-saying. I pray it's not truly for children, as Pat Benatar swears. Patti B. herself isn't worthy of crumbs off the table. But since the merciful are to be shown mercy, she can sit to a wretch, like me! if you want us we'll be at bar. (Wine. We'll be drinking wine from the cup of salvation, okay?) <> Preaching to the choir here, Rev. ;-) - -Julius np: Andre Crouch and the Disciples "To God Be the Glory." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 23:29:57 -0500 From: Scott and Jody Subject: OOOPS! Sorry, My last post in response to "Lower Levels of Hell" did not include NJC as a tag. I apologize. Damn, it's just so easy to click on reply without thinkin'. Regards, jody ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 00:33:41 -0700 From: "James L. Leonard" Subject: Re: Tyrant Eat Tyrant I have this fantasy (which I mentioned on the list a couple of weeks ago) that DED and CMIARS may have shared some of the same sessions, and that there may even have originally been a "duet" album in the planning stages (of which only "Good Friends" with Michael McDonald was used on DED). This may explain Dolby's "continued" presence on CMIARS, as well as all the other "duets." Just mindless conjecture on my part. :) "Boston Jim" > > Does this mean that Dolby was the tyrant, or the manager? Dolby played on > > CMIARS, they couldn't have been that estranged ... > > > > Nickel Chief > > > > ---------- > > >From: les@jmdl.com (onlyJMDL Digest) > > >To: onlyjoni-digest@smoe.org > > >Subject: onlyJMDL Digest V2000 #246 > > >Date: Tue, Jun 13, 2000, 7:33 PM > > > > > > > > "Dog Eat Dog is really the only exception, and that was a difficult > project > > > in that I had a new husband who was young and ambitious and a new > engineer > > > who was young and ambitious and Thomas Dolby, who was supposed to set up > > > colors - but behind my back had been given the position of producer by > my > > > manager - who then became a tyrant... that was a very difficult record > to > > > make. I can't even really tell myself what I played, looking back. The > > > sounds... like I say, they weren't necessarily of my choosing." > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 00:46:21 -0400 From: Janet Hess Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell Also at that front table, although not sitting, is Michael Hedges, dancing a manic dance with a guitar that seems somehow even more heavenly than his usual down-here guitar At 07:37 PM 6/13/2000 -0500, Vince Lavieri wrote: >...but if indeed God must be a boogie player of either/both genders, or >transcends gender as the deity subsumes all gender distinctions into the >innate God-ness, > >then certainly at the front table, on the dais, of heaven, will be among >others, Janis Joplin, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, John Lennon, Aretha >Franklin, Otis Redding, Mozart, Verdi, Glenn Miller, Louis Armstrong, >Ethel Waters, Puccini, and Bach, and the Aleutian Island throat singers. > - -------- You've got to shake your fists at lightning now You've got to roar like forest fire You've got to spread your light like blazes All across the sky Joni Mitchell ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 01:05:03 -0400 From: Gary Zack Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell Let's hear it for Laura Nyro!! My black angel, second in my book only to Joni! I was devastated when she passed away. She was wonderful! Thanks for mentioning such an underrated wonderful talent! Gary (protea man) ...meet me Captain St. Lucifer, darling I'll be there, dont you know? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 01:00:10 EDT From: Murphycopy@aol.com Subject: Conan on Kenny G (NJC) In his monologue tonight, Conan O'Brien mentioned that Kenny G "took home six Billboard awards." (One or two people clapped and a few more booed.) Then Conan said that the artists who had actually won the awards wanted them back. -- Bob ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 01:08:46 EDT From: IVPAUL42@aol.com Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell NJC please take this inane thread NJC ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 00:33:39 -0500 From: Mark Domyancich Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell How could I forget Nick Drake? And Jaco? Both gods of their own instruments. At 12:46 AM -0400 6/14/00, Janet Hess wrote: >Also at that front table, although not sitting, is Michael Hedges, dancing >a manic dance with a guitar that seems somehow even more heavenly than his >usual down-here guitar - -- Mark Domyancich Harpua@revealed.net tape trading: http://homepage.mac.com/mtd/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 01:40:22 EDT From: JRMCo1@aol.com Subject: Re: Lower Levels of Hell NJCNJCNJCNJC IVPAUL42@aol.com writes: << please take this inane thread NJC>> Oh, for the love of...just don't read the thread, Paul. Jeez. And thanks for the unsolicited and mean-spirited value judgement. What a party-pooper. Still love you though, bro. - -Julius ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 23:57:19 -0700 From: "P. Henry" Subject: Re: the other two the woman (definitely) is Mimi Farina, Joan Baez' sister... the guy is most definately NOT John Kay, (way too tall) but may possibly be Mimi's husband Richard who wrote a great song called "Pack Up Your Sorrows" and authored the book "Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up To Me". pat ps - btw, those pics are all 'thumbnail' style... if you clik on them you get the big one... her's the one he took of Mimi: http://www2.cea.edu/robert/MimiFarinia.JPEG >>Anyone know who the other two are? http://www2.cea.edu/robert/Page13.Mixed.Bag.htmlOkay Paul, I'm guessing..........John Kay from Steppenwolf (sure looks like him!! LOL) and that looks like the profile of Ms. Carole King....the original BORN TO BE WILD group! Anyone else??? Anyone? Anyone? Laura>> Angelfire for your free web-based e-mail. http://www.angelfire.com ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V2000 #329 ***************************** ------- Post messages to the list at Unsubscribe by sending "unsubscribe joni-digest" to ------- Siquomb, isn't she?