From: les@jmdl.com (JMDL Digest) To: joni-digest@smoe.org Subject: JMDL Digest V3 #334 Reply-To: joni@smoe.org Sender: les@jmdl.com Errors-To: les@jmdl.com Precedence: bulk JMDL Digest Wednesday, September 2 1998 Volume 03 : Number 334 The Official 1998 Joni Mitchell Internet Community Shirts are available now. Go to for all the details. ------- The New England Labor Day Weekend JoniFest is coming soon! Send a blank message to for all the details. ------- Trivia buffs! We are compiling an in-depth trivia database on all things Joni. Send your bit of trivia - or your questions you would like answered - to ------- And don't forget about JoniFest 1999! Reserve your spot with a $25 fee. Only 100 rooms have been reserved. Send a blank message to for more info. ------- The Joni Mitchell Homepage is maintained by Wally Breese at and contains the latest news, a detailed bio, Joni's paintings, original essays, lyrics and much more. ------- The JMDL website can be found at and contains Joni-related interviews, articles, member gallery, info on the archives, and much more. ========== TOPICS and authors in this Digest: -------- Re: cat music? (njc) [catman ] Re: boyfriend music (njc) [catman ] Re: Re: dog music? (njc) (formerly cat music?) [Marilune@aol.com] Re: Joni hearing [Phyliss Ward ] Re: dog music (njc) [Helen Gill ] Audiophile's Corner- Nitpicking "Blue" ["Jim L'Hommedieu" ] limericks ["Wally Kairuz" ] Re: boyfriend music (njc) [Denisongs@aol.com] Cat Music (NJC) [Leslie Mixon ] Cat Music (NJC) [Leslie Mixon ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 04:06:09 +0100 From: catman Subject: Re: cat music? (njc) This is no longer held to be true. Nor in dogs. A six month old cta is == a 10 yr old, 1yr ole=late teens 2yrs old =24yrold. A 10 yr old is indeed about 70 but it doesn't wotrk out to be 1=7yrs. I used to beieve the same. Another falcy is that all red(ginger) cats are boys. Not true. Red females are abundant. You need to have a red father AND a red mother, in which case all kittens of both sexes will be red OR a red dad and a tortoiseshell mother in wchich case all females will be either red or toroiseshell and all boys either red or black. Mark Domyancich wrote: > I wrote: > >Age: Will be 70 on Sept. 13 > > Oops! I meant cat years! (1 year counts as 7). > > _____________________________ > | Mark Domyancich | > | Harpua@revealed.net | > | home.revealed.net/Harpua/ | > |___________________________| > > -State Mottos- > > Illinois: > Please Don't Pronounce the "S" > > Wisconsin: > Eat Cheese or Die > > Pennsylvania: > Cook With Coal - -- CARLY SIMON DISCUSSION LIST http://www.ethericcats.demon.co.uk/ethericcats/index.html TANTRA’S/ETHERIC PERSIANS AND HIMALAYANS http://www.ethericcats.demon.co.uk ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 04:11:14 +0100 From: catman Subject: Re: boyfriend music (njc) Michael Yarbrough wrote: > >Name: Sean John > >Breed: Russian Jew/Irish by way of SoCal Irish/Scots by way of newcastle Upon Tyne > >Age: 29 51 > >Marital status: illegal not recognized > >Favorite food: bean sprouts, avocado, you know, California food pok pies, haggis, Marmite crisps, salad, fried bread. > >Favorite song: country women, R&B divas, off-beat raspy-voiced men Janet baker, Nina simone, Elton john, Phil Collins, Streisand and people I haven't heard of in Opera. > >Favorite activity: CENSORED and writing > > > --Michael, whose apt doesn't permit pets whose two aprtmetns do allow pets > > > NP: Pet Shop Boys (hah!), _Alternative_ Brilliant! - -- CARLY SIMON DISCUSSION LIST http://www.ethericcats.demon.co.uk/ethericcats/index.html TANTRA’S/ETHERIC PERSIANS AND HIMALAYANS http://www.ethericcats.demon.co.uk ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 23:32:42 EDT From: Marilune@aol.com Subject: Re: Re: dog music? (njc) (formerly cat music?) This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - --part0_904707162_boundary Content-ID: <0_904707162@inet_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII - --part0_904707162_boundary Content-ID: <0_904707162@inet_out.mail.aol.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline From: Marilune@aol.com Return-path: To: TerryM2442@aol.com Subject: Re: Re: dog music? (njc) (formerly cat music?) Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 21:24:45 EDT Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit In a message dated 9/1/98 4:38:05 PM, you wrote: >Hey, and what about us dog lovers?? Exactly! Name: Willie, aka Willie Dog, WD, Willie Poochie Doggie, Willster, William Dog, Black Dog, Wills, Willie Boy (btw I named him after this kids book I had called "Whistle for Willie". odd thing is...I still can't whistle!) Breed: Black Lab, runt of his litter but the only one without epilepsy. Age: 12, old boy but the best of any dog Marital Status: Well, he's escaped a few times and we have Trixie (T-Girl) the little black puppy running around with him too. But she's fixed. Oh well you never know, But good for them says I if there is anything going on! Favorite food: Whatever I'm eating Favorite song: Willie listens to my music most of the day. He's into the Foo Fighters (I see him headbanging) so most likely "Monkey Wrench" or "Watershed". Favorite activity: Sneaking into the kitchen - -mariana NP: Elliott Smith, XO - --part0_904707162_boundary-- ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1998 20:56:25 -0700 From: Phyliss Ward Subject: Re: Joni hearing I heard Car On A Hill today at Albertson's (grocery store). That's a first for me. M & C Urbanski wrote: > Hey Howard, > > Your bank and my grocery store must have the same muzak! However, I was > the only one singing along at the deli. > > Marilyn -- Phyliss pward@lightspeed.net http://www.bodywise.com/consultants/bpward ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 14:34:35 +1000 (EST) From: Helen Gill Subject: Re: dog music (njc) I don't bite, but.... Name: Dunkel Elahrairah Black Frog. (Dunkel=Black in German, Elahrairah from Watership down, black cause she's black, frog because she's not) Also comes to 'Bubbascrunch' and 'boobies'. Breed: Black Labrador. skinny runt of the litter WITH beautiful epilepsy abilities. Age: 4 years Favorite Song: aaaah, me singing "Oh bubbascrunch, you be my bubbascrunch-black-puppa" Favorite Activities: Following chickens around yard 'cleaning up' after them. Having fits. Lying on her back with legs akimbo! (what a sight ugh!) and removing doorstops and hiding them. Helen. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/2859/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 00:46:18 -0400 From: "Jim L'Hommedieu" Subject: Audiophile's Corner- Nitpicking "Blue" Yah, I hear crackles on my HDCD version of This Flight Tonight at the spots mentioned too. It sounds like a snare drum rattling with bleedthrough. Are there any recording engineers in the house? Much more objectionable to me is the _second time_ she sings "!!YOU!! got the power that I like, alright." It sounds like the microphone was overloaded. I guess they figured it was "good enough" for folk music. :( As someone mentioned, (simon?) once you open your new HDCD version of Blue, there's no printed reminder of the fact. Not on the cover art and not on the CD itself. My fix was to cut out the sticker from the shrink-wrap and put it inside the back cover. (Once you know how, it's easy to do.) About "This Flight Tonight", Howard said: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I checked my Blue CD and vinyl copy. Both have exactly the same crackles at these points: "sometimes I think love is just mythical" ^^^^^^^^^^^ and, in the chorus just afterwards : "starbright, starbright you got the lovin' that I like ..." ^^^^^^^^^ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - -- All the best, Jim L'Hommedieu ** Get well Wally! ** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1998 23:42:31 -0500 From: Michael Paz Subject: The Same Situation Azeem wrote: "I think my best one was persuading someone I met on a bus in Seattle to go and see Clive Gregson and Christine Collister that evening." Azeem I love these guys. I have the record with a version of The Same Situation. Found them totally bu accident but boy was I glad. Michael NP-The weather channel (storm please go awaY) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 02:57:01 -0300 From: "Wally Kairuz" Subject: limericks I'm a sucker for limericks! I must know at least a hundred, though heaven knows where I learned them. Any other limerick heads out there? WallyK, np, Elizabeth Frazer singing the soundtrack from The Winter Guest ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 02:15:02 EDT From: Denisongs@aol.com Subject: Re: boyfriend music (njc) In a message dated 98-09-01 23:19:54 EDT, you write: << pok pies, haggis, Marmite crisps, >> What are these things? ........Denise : ) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1998 23:34:20 -0700 From: Leslie Mixon Subject: Cat Music (NJC) We've discovered that our cat, Tuica, is partial to themes from science fiction TV shows. Steve and I got in the habit of singing along to the theme of The X-Files. Well, Tuica would start singing along, and then jump on an available lap and start making tortillas (if you know what I mean). Tonight, the SciFi Channel starting running digitally remastered episodes of the original Star Trek series. Before I knew it, I was singing along with the theme - Doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo, and so on... Well, Tuica really liked this one! As a test I tried singing "Leave It To Beaver," "The Munsters" and "I Love Lucy." No response. Tuica wants her sci fi music. My band has been practicing, "Comes Love" which is another Tuica favorite (even though it's not from a sci fi TV series). Steve looked at me and said, "Honey, do you realize that you're singing Star Trek to the cat?" We both started laughing uncontrollably - which the cat didn't like. Unfortunately, since I recently had a head injury resulting in whiplash, it really hurt to laugh. Leslie Leslie Mixon http://www.cruzio.com/~stevem ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1998 23:45:08 -0700 From: Leslie Mixon Subject: Cat Music (NJC) OK, I'll take the bait. Here's some background info on Tuica: http://gate.cruzio.com/~stevem/cats.html Tonto, I'm afraid, is in the big litter box in the sky. Leslie Leslie Mixon http://www.cruzio.com/~stevem ------------------------------ End of JMDL Digest V3 #334 ************************** Post messages to the list at Unsubscribe by sending "unsubscribe joni-digest" to ------- Siquomb, isn't she?