From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V15 #27 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Saturday, April 16 2011 Volume 15 : Number 027 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V15 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? [chrissypf1@yahoo.com] Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? [ETN ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:28:31 -0700 (PDT) From: chrissypf1@yahoo.com Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? I cannot believe that this list s so quiet with such a big even coming up! If we aren't going to get riled up now.... when will we?? I am going to Dallas all the way from NC to see Jewel. I can't wait. I am excited that Jewe and I are knocked up at the same time and hoping for a belly pic together. How great is it that she is learning old songs for us? ________________________________ From: Dennis Harris To: jewel@smoe.org Sent: Thu, April 14, 2011 10:56:33 PM Subject: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? *** James Brogdon confessed: I ... never seen the fabled cow, and I herd a roomer that a certain plywud cow was going to make an appearance in Texas. but can someone, who has actually seen said coww, describe the beast for me? I'm trying to separate fact from fable here. *** Then Larry shed his wisdom: Well, it IS a fabulous cow, so that makes it a fable. I've seen it. Not much to look at, but once you do, you can't take your eyes away (partly out of fear). Darn thing should NOT be able to communicate telepathically, but dang it if doesn't. It eats beanbags, if I recall correctly (which I rarely do). You just have to see for yourself, or maybe save your soul & run. Okay James, here's the scoop: Woody the Plywood Cow is something different to almost everyone, and indifferent to the rest. Anyways, that's what Woody said the last time I was listening. Then he ambled off somewhere into the darkness. (Oh, nix that, that was Steve Poltz after a 90's show) Just think along the lines of that "Yes Victoria, there IS a Santa Claus" story. You know, a character like the Easter Bunny or Sarah Palin. Remember, Woody is something different to almost anyone, and indifferent to the rest (refer to above paragraph.) Larry, you have REALLY said enough about Woody's unusual abilities. In fact, you have said FAR too much. (I'd suggest that you ahem steer clear of public wood chippers until I can give you the green light. Woody is sooo inspired by Stephen King short stories that go straight-to-video-download services!) PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Woody and I will be at the Dallas greyhound station around lunchtime Friday. Someone please pick us up and buy us cheese sandwiches. (50 extra credits if the cheese is of the Asiago variety) I'm looking forward to seeing some of the old familiar EDA faces, as well as putting some new EDA faces together with their posts, email addresses and social security/pin numbers! The part I hate is doing rock/paper/scissors with Woody to see who gets the coach seat and who goes in the Greyhound cargo hold. See some of you in Dallas at the bus station! Dennis Harris "Trust me. I'm Harris." (tm) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:06:37 -0500 From: ETN Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? I'm riled up! But I'm already in Texas enjoying the weather and BBQ! See you all later! On Apr 15, 2011, at 4:28 PM, chrissypf1@yahoo.com wrote: > I cannot believe that this list s so quiet with such a big even > coming up! If we > aren't going to get riled up now.... when will we?? > > I am going to Dallas all the way from NC to see Jewel. I can't > wait. I am > excited that Jewe and I are knocked up at the same time and hoping > for a belly > pic together. > > How great is it that she is learning old songs for us? > > > > ________________________________ > From: Dennis Harris > To: jewel@smoe.org > Sent: Thu, April 14, 2011 10:56:33 PM > Subject: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? > > *** James Brogdon confessed: I ... never seen the fabled cow, and I > herd a > roomer that a certain plywud cow was going to make an appearance in > Texas. but > can someone, who has actually seen said coww, describe the beast for > me? I'm > trying to separate fact from fable here. > > *** Then Larry shed his wisdom: Well, it IS a fabulous cow, so that > makes it a > fable. I've seen it. Not much to look at, but once you do, you can't > take your > eyes away (partly out of fear). Darn thing should NOT be able to > communicate > telepathically, but dang it if doesn't. It eats beanbags, if I > recall correctly > (which I rarely do). You just have to see for yourself, or maybe > save your soul > & run. > > > Okay James, here's the scoop: > > Woody the Plywood Cow is something different to almost everyone, and > indifferent > to the rest. > > Anyways, that's what Woody said the last time I was listening. Then > he ambled > off somewhere into the darkness. (Oh, nix that, that was Steve Poltz > after a > 90's show) Just think along the lines of that "Yes Victoria, there > IS a Santa > Claus" story. You know, a character like the Easter Bunny or Sarah > Palin. > Remember, Woody is something different to almost anyone, and > indifferent to the > rest (refer to above paragraph.) > > Larry, you have REALLY said enough about Woody's unusual abilities. > In fact, you > have said FAR too much. (I'd suggest that you ahem steer clear of > public wood > chippers until I can give you the green light. Woody is sooo > inspired by Stephen > King short stories that go straight-to-video-download services!) > > PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: > Woody and I will be at the Dallas greyhound station around lunchtime > Friday. > Someone please pick us up and buy us cheese sandwiches. (50 extra > credits if the > cheese is of the Asiago variety) > > I'm looking forward to seeing some of the old familiar EDA faces, as > well as > putting some new EDA faces together with their posts, email > addresses and social > security/pin numbers! The part I hate is doing rock/paper/scissors > with Woody to > see who gets the coach seat and who goes in the Greyhound cargo hold. > > See some of you in Dallas at the bus station! > > Dennis Harris > > "Trust me. I'm Harris." (tm) ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V15 #27 ***************************