From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V15 #26 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Friday, April 15 2011 Volume 15 : Number 026 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V15 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? [w1ggy2@aol.com] Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? [Mike Connell ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 09:25:08 -0400 From: w1ggy2@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? Just don't look in its eyes and you will be ok! If you look in its eyes, you are his forever! Sadly, I made that mistake many years ago. Moo - -----Original Message----- From: Larry S. Greenfield To: James Brogdon Cc: jewel@smoe.org Sent: Mon, Apr 11, 2011 11:09 pm Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? Well, it IS a fabulous cow, so that makes it a fable. I've seen it. Not much to look at, but once you do, you can't take your eyes away (partly out of fear). Darn thing should NOT be able to communicate telepathically, but dang it if doesn't. It eats beanbags, if I recall correctly (which I rarely do). You just have to see for yourself, or maybe save your soul & run. On Mon, Apr 11, 2011 at 6:01 PM, James Brogdon wrote: > So I've been an EDA for longer than I should say, but never seen the fabled cow, and I herd a roomer that a certain plywud cow was going to make an appearance in Texas.. but can someone, who has actually seen said coww, describe the beast for me? I'm trying to separate fact from fable, here. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:09:21 -0400 From: Mike Connell Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? At 09:25 AM 4/14/2011, w1ggy2@aol.com wrote: > Just don't look in its eyes and you will be ok! If you look in its eyes, you >are his forever! Sadly, I made that mistake many years ago. >Moo Moo? Since when do Mamma Llammas moo? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 12:15:32 -0400 From: w1ggy2@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? Well, I belong to Woody the Cow now as I mentioned. I'm now the Cow Princess instead of the Llama Queen. Maybe someone will free me from his grasp this weekend! I need a knight in shining armor. But will settle for a bunch of EDA's. :-) - -----Original Message----- From: Mike Connell To: w1ggy2@aol.com; jewel@smoe.org Sent: Thu, Apr 14, 2011 11:09 am Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? At 09:25 AM 4/14/2011, w1ggy2@aol.com wrote: > Just don't look in its eyes and you will be ok! If you look in its eyes, you >are his forever! Sadly, I made that mistake many years ago. >Moo Moo? Since when do Mamma Llammas moo? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:10:33 -0700 From: "Larry S. Greenfield" Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? It's true. Don't look in its eyes. Michael Smith taught me that, but too late. Moo On Apr 14, 2011 9:23 AM, wrote: ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 10:33:59 -0700 From: "Larry S. Greenfield" Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? I would suggest that such an experiment could go terribly wrong. On Thu, Apr 14, 2011 at 10:31 AM, Dave McGovern wrote: > If Jewel & Ty come to the picnic, I wonder if they'd bring the "Rocking > Jewel" branding iron? Do you suppose we'd have to tie Woody's feet, or could > we just hold him down for the procedure? > > Dave > > -----Original Message----- From: Larry S. Greenfield > Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2011 1:10 PM > To: w1ggy2@aol.com ; > Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? > > It's true. Don't look in its eyes. Michael Smith taught me that, but too > late. > Moo > On Apr 14, 2011 9:23 AM, wrote: ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:31:41 -0400 From: "Dave McGovern" Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? If Jewel & Ty come to the picnic, I wonder if they'd bring the "Rocking Jewel" branding iron? Do you suppose we'd have to tie Woody's feet, or could we just hold him down for the procedure? Dave - -----Original Message----- From: Larry S. Greenfield Sent: Thursday, April 14, 2011 1:10 PM To: w1ggy2@aol.com ; Subject: Re: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? It's true. Don't look in its eyes. Michael Smith taught me that, but too late. Moo On Apr 14, 2011 9:23 AM, wrote: ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2011 21:56:33 -0500 From: Dennis Harris Subject: [EDA] Does Tehy halve Cows in Texis? *** James Brogdon confessed: I ... never seen the fabled cow, and I herd a roomer that a certain plywud cow was going to make an appearance in Texas. but can someone, who has actually seen said coww, describe the beast for me? I'm trying to separate fact from fable here. *** Then Larry shed his wisdom: Well, it IS a fabulous cow, so that makes it a fable. I've seen it. Not much to look at, but once you do, you can't take your eyes away (partly out of fear). Darn thing should NOT be able to communicate telepathically, but dang it if doesn't. It eats beanbags, if I recall correctly (which I rarely do). You just have to see for yourself, or maybe save your soul & run. Okay James, here's the scoop: Woody the Plywood Cow is something different to almost everyone, and indifferent to the rest. Anyways, that's what Woody said the last time I was listening. Then he ambled off somewhere into the darkness. (Oh, nix that, that was Steve Poltz after a 90's show) Just think along the lines of that "Yes Victoria, there IS a Santa Claus" story. You know, a character like the Easter Bunny or Sarah Palin. Remember, Woody is something different to almost anyone, and indifferent to the rest (refer to above paragraph.) Larry, you have REALLY said enough about Woody's unusual abilities. In fact, you have said FAR too much. (I'd suggest that you  ahem  steer clear of public wood chippers until I can give you the green light. Woody is sooo inspired by Stephen King short stories that go straight-to-video-download services!) PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: Woody and I will be at the Dallas greyhound station around lunchtime Friday. Someone please pick us up and buy us cheese sandwiches. (50 extra credits if the cheese is of the Asiago variety) I'm looking forward to seeing some of the old familiar EDA faces, as well as putting some new EDA faces together with their posts, email addresses and social security/pin numbers! The part I hate is doing rock/paper/scissors with Woody to see who gets the coach seat and who goes in the Greyhound cargo hold. See some of you in Dallas at the bus station! Dennis Harris "Trust me. I'm Harris." (tm) ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V15 #26 ***************************