From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V15 #16 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Tuesday, February 1 2011 Volume 15 : Number 016 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V15 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [EDA] I'm Comin' Round The Mountain' ["Kiera @ JKF" Subject: Re: [EDA] I'm Comin' Round The Mountain' Ooo - on that note - how far away is Stephenville from Dallas? ________________________________ From: Larry S. Greenfield To: rawhite78@aol.com; "" Sent: Sat, 29 January, 2011 21:02:57 Subject: Re: [EDA] I'm Comin' Round The Mountain' Great work! And the ill thing is that I get the grape lollipop reference; boy that was a big issue back in the last Millennium! See you in D/FW/Stephensville? - -=-Larry-=- On Sat, Jan 29, 2011 at 11:06 AM, wrote: > "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets > of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a > whole > galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a > quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a case of grape > lollipops, > and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once > you > get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as > far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the grape > lollipops. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible > and > depraved than a man in the depths of an grape lollipop binge, and I knew > we'd get > into that rotten stuff pretty soon. " > > > Yeah, _just_ like fear and loathing! > > > In a message dated 1/28/2011 7:39:58 P.M. Central Standard Time, > mac14460@aol.com writes: > > Whew! Glad you'll be there, Larry. Now I can cut loose and have a REALLY > good time knowing my lawyer is close at hand. I sort of feel like Hunter > S. > Thompson. There it is! The concert name that MUST be on the t-shirts! Fear > and Loathing in Dallas...an EDA event! > > MAC > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry S. Greenfield > Sent: Friday, January 28, 2011 7:52 PM > To: > Subject: [EDA] I'm Comin' Round The Mountain' > > I'll be in Dallas for the "invite" show. > !!!! > Yes, I am excited! > -=-Larry-=- ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2011 06:40:48 -0800 From: "Larry S. Greenfield" Subject: Re: [EDA] I'm Comin' Round The Mountain' Driving distance DFW/Stephensville, TX is 105 miles; it's 91 miles as the crow flies. - -=-Larry-=- (I figured I would see MAC's answer here first.) Multiple choice extra-credit quiz: If a 1999 Fort F-150 pick-up truck running at 60 mph left Stephensville for DFW at 6 a.m. on April 16, and a brand-new red and white two-tone 1969 Cadillac Cadillac Coupe de Ville running at 60 mph left DFW at 6 a.m. for Stephensville at 6 a.m. on April 16, where would they meet? Answer: ___ A) the EDA HQ for the Jewel Tex-Fest; B) in DFW, because you could never find such a Cadillac at DFW or if you could, you wouldn't be able to get enough 109 octane fully-leaded gas for it to get out of that crazy airport; C) trick question, because a 1999 Ford F-150 pick-up truck can't get out of Stephensville running at 60 mph, and once it IS out of Stephensville, you couldn't slow it down below 90 mph; D) the Grassy Knoll; E) the Cadillac Ranch, because that's where EVERYONE will end up going; F) Stephensville, because that's where EVERYONE wants to be. - -=-L-=- p.s.: There are 4 million other possible answers, some of which are not very pretty. I'm sticking with mine. - -=-L-=- "That's right, you're not from Texas." -- Lyle Lovett (who should open the festivities, IMNSHO) On Mon, Jan 31, 2011 at 1:36 AM, Kiera @ JKF wrote: > > Ooo - on that note - how far away is Stephenville from Dallas? > ________________________________ > From: Larry S. Greenfield > > To: rawhite78@aol.com; "" > > Sent: Sat, 29 January, 2011 21:02:57 > Subject: Re: [EDA] I'm > Comin' Round The Mountain' > > Great work! > And the ill thing is that I get the > grape lollipop reference; boy that was a > big issue back in the last > Millennium! > See you in D/FW/Stephensville? > -=-Larry-=- ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V15 #16 ***************************