From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V12 #146 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Monday, July 30 2007 Volume 12 : Number 146 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V12 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [EDA] NJC - HarrisBros, the UNTOLD story [Santee Subject: Re: [EDA] NJC - HarrisBros, the UNTOLD story Well, I'm not sure I want to deal with the infamous HarrisBros wit. I want straight shooters when buying a used car. ;-) Date: Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:15:57 -0700 (PDT) > From: Me > Subject: Re: [EDA] NJC - HarrisBros, the UNTOLD story > > I don't even drive a car but I think Dennis the man. > So, sure, why not!! :) Speaking of Dennis (and me > thinking about the EDAF) are they coming to the New > England Blues Fest again? > > - --- Mike Connell wrote: > > > NJC...what the heck...the list is slow > > > > Would you buy a used car from Dennis Harris? > > > > www.harrisbros.com > > > > > ~*~*~ The Faithful Angel ~*~*~ > > > > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ > Be a better Heartthrob. Get better relationship answers from someone who > knows. Yahoo! Answers - Check it out. > http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?link=list&sid=396545433 > > ------------------------------ > > End of jewel-digest V12 #145 > **************************** > > - -- "Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it." -- David Starr Jordan Dan ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:14:38 -0400 From: Dennis Harris Subject: [EDA] NJC: Risking a round of "Whack-a-Harris", but what the heck?!? *** Mike "Gets His Crappy Underwear at KMart" Connell" wrote: >Would you buy a used car from Dennis Harris? *** The Faithful Angel wrote: >I don't even drive a car but I think Dennis the man. So, sure, why not!! :) Speaking of Dennis (and me thinking about the EDAF) are they coming to the New England Blues Fest again? First Mike, I wouldn't be caught dead in a Buick (unless you were burying me in it... in Quakertown, PA). The new models look like something a pimp at a retirement home might be driving. "Your grandfather's euro-trash automobile", or something of that sort! Hey Angel, good work -- you got me to stick up my head on the list! No, the EDAF won't be participating in this year's festival, but we'll have other Project Warmth shows in the fall and winter, I'm sure. I saw the posts about the Great EDA Adventure, and JewelStock, and all those other events rumored to have happened at one time or the other. I insist that NONE of them ever happened, and I credit Intelligent Design, Homeland Security, mysterious swamp gasses and wayward weather balloons for ever creating an illusion (or delusion) of any such gatherings. There were no Harris Brothers on this list, Dean is NOT 18" tall, despite the 300 eyewitness statements to the contrary; Selena is queen of nothing; Amy wouldn't know a llama if it spit on her; I never caught on fire on any LRC stage; Woody the Plywood Cow does not exist; the Campbells have never hosted an EDA sleepover; there was no third encore at JewelStock; Larry has never even been in the same building as Jewel; Alan Bershaw is not Mr. BB; Jewel has never used a human lyric teleprompter named Tom; Steve Poltz has never so much as touched a drop of Elderberry wine in his life; and the thought of a group of relative strangers getting together and immensely enjoying each other's company -- not once, but reportedly numerous times -- is ridiculous. We have our "internets", ipods, cell phones and we certainly don't need each other. Anyone who says different, well, too bad. I'll only believe in the Easter Bunny and EDAs when I see them with my own two bleary eyes, waking up on the kitchen floor of the Campbell's! (Tammy has very ticklish feet, BTW) - -- "Trust me (or don't), I'm Harris." ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V12 #146 ****************************