From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V8 #472 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Tuesday, November 11 2003 Volume 08 : Number 472 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V8 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- RE: [EDA] Re: NJJ ["Kovacs, Mirinda" ] [EDA] Re: Jason mraz? [W1GGY2@aol.com] Re: [EDA] Re: NJJ [GSBrumley@aol.com] Re: [EDA] Re: NJJ (yet another joke) ["Melissa Bruce" ] [EDA] NJC: Joss Stone ["Chris Stoke" ] [EDA] Wow [SullMa84@aol.com] [EDA] NJC: another joke ["Chrissy Pfingst" ] [EDA] Jewel Unedited Real Autograph? [SullMa84@aol.com] [EDA] Jewel Unedited Picture [SullMa84@aol.com] [EDA] I need you to email me... [SullMa84@aol.com] Re: [EDA] Jewel Unedited Real Autograph? [NeOblCar@aol.com] [EDA] Brie Stoner [ReducedToYou@aol.com] [EDA] Brie Stoner..oops [ReducedToYou@aol.com] [EDA] sjc: hook up song nominees [Vanessa Callahan Subject: RE: [EDA] Re: NJJ Two muffins are in an oven. The first one turns to the second one and says "man it's getting hot in here." The second muffin screams "Ahh! A talking muffin!" It's really funny when you are drunk! :) Mi Rinda (the EDA not encouraging under-age drinking) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 12:14:04 EST From: W1GGY2@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Re: Jason mraz? You'd be hard pressed to FIND a better concert, IMO! Definitely go, Jason puts on an awesome show. Kudos to those sending the jokes. I think we should have a new rule...all posts must have a joke at the end! Keep us smiling instead of fighting. :-) Here's mine (Rowdy knows where I stole this one from): An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub drinking Guiness. Suddenly, a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust and tells the barman to bring him a new one. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink, throws it on the floor and keeps drinking. The Irishman also picks the fly out but then he holds it over the glass, shakes it and yells "spit it out, spit it out ya greedy bastard!!". Amy N. Paul/Tess Yap mty2@shaw.ca writes: From: Paul/Tess Yap Subject: [EDA] RE: Jason mraz? Hey! I was just wondeirng if any of you have gone to a Jason Mraz show. He's coming to Vancouver and no seems to know him or wants to go. So I'm being forced to buy a ticket for my brother, and make him come with me. do you think its worth it? Or should i just opt for a better concert? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 13:52:47 -0500 From: GSBrumley@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] Re: NJJ How do you get an elephant into a Safeway cart? (Safeway=southern grocery chain) Take the "s" out of "Safe" and the "f" out of "way." Gina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "There's no "F"in way! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 11:19:08 -0800 From: "Melissa Bruce" Subject: Re: [EDA] Re: NJJ (yet another joke) A lady is walking down the street to work and she see's a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady." She thinks to herself, "Oh how cute, a talking parrot," so she walks over and says, "Yes?" and the bird says, "You're really ugly." Pissed off, she storms past the store off to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and as she passed by the parrot said to her,"Hey lady, you're really ugly." Furious, she storms home. The next day see saw the same parrot and he said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly." The lady was so pissed off at that point that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird if he said it again. The store manager apologized and promised the bird wouldn't say it again. So that day after work, the lady walked passed the store and the bird said to her, "Hey lady." She paused for a minute, put her hand on her hip, and said, "Yes?" The bird responded with, "You know." : ) Melee ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 12:11:50 -0800 From: William Streeter Subject: Re: [EDA] NJC: Jokes :-) This is a little twisted so don't read if you might be faint of heart A serial killer is walking through the woods in the middle of the night with a little girl. The girl turns to the man and says "I'm so scared". The man looks at her and says "how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone" It's so sick it's funny, sorry ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 14:38:55 -0600 From: "Chris Stoke" Subject: [EDA] NJC: Joss Stone I bought a new CD by Joss Stone. She is a 16 year old British girl with an amazing voice. Her first, "Soul Sessions" is incredible. I highly recommend it. Check out her website to listen to sound clips. http://www.s-curverecords.com/joss/ BIO: This wasn't supposed to be the world's first taste of Joss Stone. We just got lucky. As Joss was preparing to record what was supposed to be her debut album, she was introduced to some of the legends whose classic records she loved: The "Clean Up Woman," Miss Betty Wright, Timmy "Why Can't We Live Together" Thomas, Willie "Little Beaver" Hale, and Latimore, whose single "Let's Straighten It Out" still ranks as a peak of sultry '70's soul. Release dates to be damned, Joss put her own songs on hold in favor of spending some time in the studio with those architects of the Miami Soul sound. From there she ended up in Philadelphia with the masterminds of contemporary soul and R&B, The Roots. What started out as a side project grew into an obsession for everyone involved. Completed in only four days, The Soul Sessions is a collection of classics and little-known soul gems alongside some contemporary tracks re-interpreted by Joss and her titanic band of accomplices. We're unveiling her spine-bending take on "Chokin' Kind" to introduce you to her extraordinary voice, but to see just how far she can push a song, hold your breath until you hear her cover of 'The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Boy." The Soul Sessions will be released on September 16, 2003. While you're soul-deep in that disc, Joss will be back at work writing and recording her "other" first album. Later than we expected, but well worth the delay, that "official" debut CD is due in your stereo by early 2004. Chris ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:27:25 EST From: SullMa84@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Wow Somehow all my deleted emails undeleted themselves, so when I logged on to AOL, it said i had 177 new emails....so I thought either there were extensive tour dates,a retirement plan, or an untimely death.....either way my heart sunk lol! x x x x x x x Request "Stand", the hot new, political single from Jewel! In My CD Player... Mandy Moore Coverage Mariah Carey The Remixes Dixie Chicks Top of the World Jewel 0304 Debut Album Covered available January 5th! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 17:31:00 -0500 From: "Chrissy Pfingst" Subject: [EDA] NJC: another joke I love this joke: Vinny Goombatz, a second grader from brooklyn is sitting on a park bench next to an old man. Vinny eats one chocolate bar, then another, then another-- I mean he's really jamming these things down. He eats five more and then the old man says, "You shouldn't eat so many candy bars sonny, it's really not good for you." Vinny said, "My Great Grandpa lived to be 105 years old." The old man said, "Did he eat as many candy bars as you are eating?" Vinny said, "No, he minded his own fucking business" _________________________________________________________________ Send a QuickGreet with MSN Messenger http://www.msnmessenger-download.com/tracking/cdp_games ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 18:47:01 EST From: SullMa84@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Jewel Unedited Real Autograph? This question is for those Unedited members that got their "autographed" picture.....was it really autographed or just printed with the picture, like mine was. Im sick of complaining to these ppl running her stuff, but until it gets straightened out, I'll keep doing it! If they say you will recieve autographed, that would mean signed...in person. x x x x x x x Request "Stand", the hot new, political single from Jewel! In My CD Player... Mandy Moore Coverage Mariah Carey The Remixes Dixie Chicks Top of the World Jewel 0304 Debut Album Covered available January 5th! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 19:18:06 EST From: SullMa84@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Jewel Unedited Picture Hi I recieved my Jewel Unedited Picture today, it was not autographed like was promised when I signed up for Unedited. I have contacted several people who have recieved their picture when Unedited first started. ALL of their pictures were signed by Jewel, in person, not printed on like the picture I recieved. And, still, on Jeweljk.com, it says that the pictures are autographed, not PP Autographed, which any professional business would state, meaning that the autograph was preprinted. Since I have yet to recieve the things that were promised to me when signing up for Unedited, I was wondering when I would be recieving my truely signed picture or my $40 refund. Alot of us are feeling used and will not stand for not recieving the things that we were promised upon signing up for Unedited. Not only is this unethcial and unprofessional, but it is also illegal. Please be advised that we are MORE than willing to take any action necessary to get what was promised to us. Sincerely, Matthew Sullivan x x x x x x x Request "Stand", the hot new, political single from Jewel! In My CD Player... Mandy Moore Coverage Mariah Carey The Remixes Dixie Chicks Top of the World Jewel 0304 Debut Album Covered available January 5th! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 19:20:22 EST From: SullMa84@aol.com Subject: [EDA] I need you to email me... I need you to email me if you got a picture from jewel unedited, and if it was signed or preprinted on. Please include your first and last name. x x x x x x x Request "Stand", the hot new, political single from Jewel! In My CD Player... Mandy Moore Coverage Mariah Carey The Remixes Dixie Chicks Top of the World Jewel 0304 Debut Album Covered available January 5th! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 20:18:36 EST From: NeOblCar@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] Jewel Unedited Real Autograph? No it's not real. It's a picture of an autograph as you suspect. If you look at it under microscope (as I did) you can see that it is part of the image I am going to request a refund and further direction from the web people since to me this borders on misleading behavior. == Rob == In a message dated 11/10/2003 6:55:07 PM Eastern Standard Time, SullMa84@aol.com writes: This question is for those Unedited members that got their "autographed" picture.....was it really autographed or just printed with the picture, like mine was. Im sick of complaining to these ppl running her stuff, but until it gets straightened out, I'll keep doing it! If they say you will recieve autographed, that would mean signed...in person. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 20:41:25 EST From: ReducedToYou@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Brie Stoner Hey EDA's, i got sent a demo of a rising singer/songwriter from my uncle living in Michigan. she's a very talented artist. check her out: i've included the link straight to the music page for her website :) i really like the song 'Slaves,' written on her music page as 'Demo Track 1.' enjoy! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 20:42:31 EST From: ReducedToYou@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Brie Stoner..oops sorry guys, here's the link: Brie Stoner Music b" BrieStoner.com official site of singer / songwriter, Brie Stoner ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 18:18:54 -0800 (PST) From: Vanessa Callahan Subject: [EDA] sjc: hook up song nominees anyone know who was competing with jewel for best hook-up song?? i'm trying to make a 'sexy songs' playlist, thus, i'm looking for sexy songs. i figured these songs would be good to consider, anyone else have a sexy song?? nessa *this was NOT the year angel* p.s. you wouldn't believe how utterly long it took me to realize, i'll make love to you, by boyz II men, i mean, HELLO! Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 22:21:34 EST From: GSBrumley@aol.com Subject: [EDA] need lyrics asap hey can anyone send me an audio file (NOT IN MP3) of studies in love #12 please? I need this for a speech in class tomorrow in school thank you thank you thank you. Gina :~) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 22:24:41 EST From: MicheleMarie333@aol.com Subject: [EDA] unedited picture I GOT MY PICTURE TODAY EEEE i love it!!!!! is that autograph real? it looks real..it doesn't look copied cause it looks like black marker..but i LOVE it!!! Jewel looks soooooo pretty ...eeee michele *jewelsnumber1fan* ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 22:40:33 EST From: MicheleMarie333@aol.com Subject: [EDA] picture again.. SO i just checked and my friends photo is a different signature his-http://www.ak49.com/jewel/jeweluneditedspecial.jpg mine-http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/ilovejewelkilc/jewelpicture.JPG You can tell the signatures are different, so im saying yea its real...what you think? michele *jewelsnumber1fan* ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 22:49:11 -0500 From: GWJewelGrL@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] picture again.. Mine is defenitely signed, but I also go tmine months ago. For all of thos of you with the recent pictures: If those are not really signed, I am sorry that you got jipped. I think Unedited owes us all a refund. We've been jipped on a lot of promises that have been manipulated or never come through. Not to mention, that the site was completely down for a lengthy period of time. I hope we get some of this crap resolved. *the mystic angel* Jordana "I'd rather see the world from another angle."-Jewel ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 23:04:06 EST From: NeOblCar@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] picture again.. In a message dated 11/10/2003 10:43:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, MicheleMarie333@aol.com writes: > SO i just checked and my friends photo is a different signature > his-http://www.ak49.com/jewel/jeweluneditedspecial.jpg > mine-http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/ilovejewelkilc/jewelpicture.JPG > So what's it mean when yours is identical to mine?? I mean IDENTICAL. The signature is part of the image, not something that was signed on the image. You can tell because the edge isn't sharp. I have ten items in my study that I know were signed by Jewel because I stood there while she did them at different times. You can really tell the difference then. Plus the gloss coating on the picture is overtop the signature. My gut tells me they had one of the original pictures left over and just went out and made copies. Gosh for all we know one of their workers signed the first one and then they had copies made. Wasn't it just a week or so ago that due to the delay I was afraid that the signatures would even be authentic. What pisses me off is that the FanRULE people think we're dumb enough to fall for this. If they said something like, "hey we haven't forgot you and here's a free picture to tide you over until we can sit Jewel down to do more" - then that would be fine, but this is just fraudulent to represent as an actual autograph. But worse, I feel bad for the young fan that might think they actually have the real thing only be crushed later. To do that to a person, let alone a fan is just sickening. == Rob == ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 23:51:35 EST From: StuartnDee@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] picture again.. Theres a thread on this at street team & after talking to some other people I think the people that got a photo when the old j team & alan was still there got a real autograph signed by Jewel on every photo. What we get now is some lame mass produced copy. :( Dee ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V8 #472 ***************************