From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V8 #438 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Tuesday, October 14 2003 Volume 08 : Number 438 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V8 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- RE: [EDA] HYPOTHETICAL ["Lew - New World Warehouse" ] RE: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral ["Philip Nelson" ] Re: [EDA] 1st part NJR/2nd part re: wrong/messed up Jewel lyrics : ) [] Re: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral ["shell" ] Re: [EDA] re: wrong/messed up Jewel lyrics : ) [Mc1Starr2000@aol.com] [EDA] Messed Up Lyrics ["charlie zidon" ] Re: [EDA] Messed Up Lyrics ["Sandy" ] [EDA] The photo booth Exposed Jewel breats photo on my site ["michiel" Subject: RE: [EDA] HYPOTHETICAL That's basically them saying "Thank you." Let's put it this way - they are musicians and it's their JOB to make music - it's what they choose to do for a living. Just like Wal-Mart's job is to sell stuff. While Wal-Mart owes it all to it's customers in order for it to have its success, it doesn't owe you anything more than what you bought. Their success is thanks to you buying your paper towels there, but that doesn't mean anytime you see Sam Walton on the street that he has to stop and talk to you. All Jewel owes fans is what they paid for. You paid for a CD ? She owes you a CD. You pay for a ticket, she owes you a concert, that's it. Lew www.coilback.com Original Message: HYPOTHETICAL comment---regarding above--out of curiosity--what about all the bands that SAY 'they OWE it ALL to to their FANS, like AEROSMITH, and Bon Jovi, and KISS etc." so some musicians DO owe something to their fansd and some DONT? justa hypothetical. ALSO DOES ANYONE KNOW IF JEWELS BAND REALLY QUIT? Jewelblues@aol.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 08:41:37 -0500 From: "Kovacs, Mirinda" Subject: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral This is something I have been thinking about so I thought I would just put it out there. I know several of you have said that it doesn't matter if she went to the funeral or not, that she can grieve in private. But how many of you have lost someone very close to you? I can tell you from experience that you remember the people who come to the funeral and or wake. Some of my "friends" couldn't take the time out of their oh so busy schedules to make it to my mom's funeral. Let me tell you right now, that hurts. I don't care if you have a phobia of death or funerals or what have you. Being there for your friends or family is all that matters. You can put it aside to make a five minute appearance. Think about the family who has to be at that wake for 4 hours. Think of how much better it would make them feel to know that you cared. I do not think it was a good idea for Jewel not to attend the funeral. Now I know we don't know for certain if she did or didn't. I just felt like I had to put that out there. I was reading too many e-mails that said it just doesn't matter. It does matter. It matters a lot to the family of the deceased. :( Mi Rinda ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 09:48:02 -0400 From: "Gina Brumley" Subject: [EDA] Kidz Bop 4 Well I knew that "Intution" was on it, but I finally just got it b/c the kids I nanny for love that song and I thought it would be cool for them to hear kids singing it...OMG what a terrible terrible song! I had never heard a Kidz Bop CD before, and I thought, naturally, that it would be children singing the songs...WRONG...they have the people who must be the people who didn't make the American Idol auditions singing; I mean, my 19 year old brother sounds more like Jewel than this chick does, and the kids hardly sing on any of the songs. And some of the songs...well...I don't think kids should be singing "I'm Real" by J Lo or "Bring Me to Life" by Evanesance (don't get me wrong, I love that song and that band), the messages in the songs are just...well...not for kids. I'm not all about censoring what children hear; the kids listen to the radio all the time. I just think to have the kids actually singing "And when I'm feeling sexy (they say sassy) who's gonna comfort me" is just way too much! LoL Anyhow, just thought I'd share that. Gina :~) - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Send instant messages to anyone on your contact list with MSN Messenger 6.0. Try it now FREE! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 08:57:44 -0500 From: "Philip Nelson" Subject: RE: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral I'm not sure of the facts regarding this issue. On the topic of funerals, I feel that attending a funeral is not abot "you"... Its for the family of the deceased and a time for you to show your respect for the deceased. I've heard many people say that they weren't going to attend a funeral because they didn't like funerals but that seems pretty selfish. My 1/2cent worth, Philip Nelson Glowco, Inc Vice-President Sales/Marketing PO Box 4510 Monroe, LA 71211 318.537.3243 - Phone 318.345.3339 - Fax http://www.glowco.us ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:18:25 -0400 From: Subject: Re: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral In the end we still don't know all the facts about this though. Plus supporting family in the time of a loved ones death is something that exists outide the 4 hour ritual of a funeral. I would not be offended if my friends didnt show up for the burial, just as long as they were there for the long run. But still in the end we dont have enough information to make judgement. and we never will. > > From: "Kovacs, Mirinda" > Date: 2003/10/14 Tue AM 09:41:37 EDT > To: jewel@smoe.org > Subject: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral > > This is something I have been thinking about so I thought I would just put > it out there. > I know several of you have said that it doesn't matter if she went to the > funeral or not, that she can grieve in private. But how many of you have > lost someone very close to you? I can tell you from experience that you > remember the people who come to the funeral and or wake. Some of my > "friends" couldn't take the time out of their oh so busy schedules to make > it to my mom's funeral. Let me tell you right now, that hurts. I don't > care if you have a phobia of death or funerals or what have you. Being > there for your friends or family is all that matters. You can put it aside > to make a five minute appearance. Think about the family who has to be at > that wake for 4 hours. Think of how much better it would make them feel to > know that you cared. I do not think it was a good idea for Jewel not to > attend the funeral. Now I know we don't know for certain if she did or > didn't. I just felt like I had to put that out there. I was reading too > many e-mails that said it just doesn't matter. It does matter. It matters > a lot to the family of the deceased. > :( > Mi Rinda > 1 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:00:44 -0500 From: Subject: Re: [EDA] 1st part NJR/2nd part re: wrong/messed up Jewel lyrics : ) Hi all, I can totally relate to the messed up lyrics thing! I can sing along to just about every Jewel song that I've ever heard while my husband just kind of hums along and sings the chourus. Well, I was very embaressed last year when after seeing Jewel in concert we were heading home and listening to This Way when I realized that the words to Til we Run out of Road were really "Expensive cabs and shitty food washed down with cancelled flights"...my husband was singing it the right way, I was singing "expensive cabs and shitty food washed down with Amstel light." I think he made fun of me for it for weeks afterward. Ann > > From: "Melissa Bruce" > Date: 2003/10/13 Mon PM 01:21:15 CDT > To: > Subject: [EDA] 1st part NJR/2nd part re: wrong/messed up Jewel lyrics : ) > > NJR: > Has anyone ever noticed, that when you do a spell check on the word "aahnold," > it knows to suggest "arnold" like it gets the joke? ("it" being spell check... > as if computer's have a sense of humor... I know I know computers can have a > sense of humor too because people program them) lol > > This was not to offend anyone... it's just my lame sense of humor... and I was > thinking about our (CA's) new governor Aahold and a lot of the magazine > covers/newspapers that say "aahnold" and not arnold. anyway... ya. > > > Jewel related: > > Has anyone ever sang a Jewel song wrong (like wrong lyrics) and either had > someone correct them, or read the lyrics somewhere and be like, "*gasp!* I was > singing that wrong the whole time?" > > ::sings:: Sov gett, vackra delfin... > (spelling thanks to Angel Needs A Ride.com) > funny to have that song stuck in your head for a few days, ya know? not > knowing the language and all... I really butcher this one! > ::singing:: sohoko nthe cracka fee, sohoko foya evinna tardy... see? > > so I just call it my cracker thief song (instead of Swedish lullaby) > Ok, here are my messed up lyrics, because I mess up the whole song, I just put > the whole song lol: > "so go the cracker thief, > so go leave me to be tardy, > Me for sure, I'll clear Volandra > clear Volandra > Follati... > so go the cracker thief > so go leave me to be tardy > More on 4, knock, though she said be > she said be > Follati... > soooo gooo... ooon... oh dooooon't fear on I.... > (ya none of it makes sense but whatever... at least I can keep tempo w/ the > song!, listen to the song and read my lyrics, you'll see it fits lol :) ) > > Ok, your mish: post your funny lyrics! See if anyone made the same mistakes as > you... or just laugh! it's fun : ) I'll post more of my messed up Jewel lyrics > later (just the messed up lyrics part not the whole song) cause believe me... > there are a lot of them that I have butchered through the years! lol! > > have fun w/ this! : ) it's better than arguing, right? > > ciao! > Melee ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 12:24:22 -0400 From: "Sandy" Subject: Re: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral >. I don't > care if you have a phobia of death or funerals or what have you. Being > there for your friends or family is all that matters. see...I don't think people understand how bad a phobia really is for people sometimes. you just see the word and think that people just don't like to do it, but that's not the case for a lot of people. they *can't* do it. it is no different than anyone other extreme phobias. like people with OCD for instance... who fear germs. they *can't* stop washing their hands. you can't just say "look, you're being ridiculous" and expect them to realize it & stop doing it. it is virtually impossible. if they do end up being able to get over it, it's with some very aggressive therapy. someone who has a phobia of a funeral is in the exact same boat. they *can't* go. there is no "being there is all that matters"... or "you can put it aside for 5 minutes", because you can't. they physically, no matter how much they want to or how hard they try, cannot force themselves to be there. unfortunately, as much as it makes them look like a horrible person or something because they aren't "there" for the friends or family, it hasn't nothing to do with how much they would like to support them. .~ Sandy ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 10:28:59 -0700 From: "Melissa Bruce" Subject: Re: [EDA] re: wrong/messed up Jewel lyrics : ) lol I also messed up that part, I got the "sh*tty food" part but the rest I mumbled something about cancer lol Other lyrics I didn't get till I learned the songs on the guitar are: Fat Boy: I sang for a long time (lol), "or I'd rub my skin and be pure wind...ow" (lol as if that makes any sense) instead of, "outrun my skin and just be pure... oh" lol as if that makes any sense lol You're in Cleveland Today: for: "When night's knife falls gently down" I used to say, "night's light falls, gently down" lol Love me just leave me alone: Forget that song! lol I butchered the chorus for that one.. now that I know the correct lyrics I can't think of what I used to say but I know it was nothing close to "does your love need a home" lol if I remember what I used to say w/ the other songs I know I butchered (everybody needs someone sometimes and Do You) I'll post them. If I can think of any other songs I butchered and what I said I'll post those too... take care Melee the cracker thief angel (lol j/k) > > ... Til we Run out of Road were really "Expensive cabs and shitty food washed down with cancelled flights"...my husband was singing it the right way, I was singing "expensive cabs and shitty food washed down with Amstel light." I think he made fun of me for it for weeks afterward. > > Ann ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 14:49:21 -0400 (EDT) From: "Maria Krystyna" Subject: [EDA] Top 20 Countdown Jewel isn't on the VH1 Top 20 countdown, and I heard that they base their top 20 on the show board so we should start posting about her video on there and get her on the countdown!!! http://www.vh1.com/interact/boards/main.jhtml/top_20_countdown/ThreadList start posting!!!
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The most personalized portal on the Web! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 16:09:16 -0400 (EDT) From: "shell" Subject: Re: [EDA] Jewel Attending T-Bone's funeral I don't like funerals. I go, but I hate it. It doesn't matter who it is that died, it seems like every time I go and my family is there it becomes a big thing about "Oh you're so tall now," or "Oh what school are you in," when it seems to me there are bigger things going on. I'm not going to find out how tall so and so is now, I'm going because someone is dead. There is a dead person we all loved in the room and we can't find anything better to say than "Oh she's driving now!"? That's crap. The most personalized portal on the Web! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 16:28:58 EDT From: Mc1Starr2000@aol.com Subject: Re: [EDA] re: wrong/messed up Jewel lyrics : ) Stand.. where she says "see a shoplifting cop", I thought it was "see you shoplifting cups". I know, I'm retarded lol. I always thought that line was funny until I found out it wasn't the right line at all. >blushes< There are probably lots more but i can't think of them right now. - -Tanya ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 21:02:57 +0000 From: "charlie zidon" Subject: [EDA] Messed Up Lyrics Hey- This is a fun game:) Haha! I really enjoy reading these... THOUGH I can not think of any of the lyrics that I forgot.... WAIT there is one! Love me just leave me alone (JEWEL) What's the matter, does your love need a home? Alright then... Love me just leave me alone (ME) What's the matter, do ya love me no mo (like more)? Alright then... But what I started this letter for was to tell you guys of my sisters great mix ups!!! She thinks SHE knows Jewel sooo well, yet she doesn't know what Jewel is saying half the time! Til We Run Out Of Road (JEWEL) We're leaving again can't record where all we've been... Til We Run Out of Road (MY SISTER) We're leaving again chemicals where all we can... CRAZY GIRL!!!! OR here is another one Down (JEWEL) I'll take you there.... down Down (MY SISTER) I'll take you down... town HAHAHA! I just think its so funny how she thinks this stuff and yet it still DOES kinda make sense... Like not in the SONG but they make sense as a sentence at least. ya know? Oh well I hope you like those!!! Keep these posts coming! Charlie _________________________________________________________________ See when your friends are online with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 17:18:57 -0400 From: "Sandy" Subject: Re: [EDA] Messed Up Lyrics > Til We Run Out Of Road (JEWEL) > We're leaving again can't record where all we've been... that's actually "can't recall" not can't record lol but on the note of messed up lyrics, have you ever looked up lyrics on the net & found them totally off? like, I just went to look up the lyrics there, to see if recall was right, or if I was just totally wrong... and I got this: "Expensive cabs And sh*tty food Washed down With cancelled flights This week endorsement holidays You miss your boy and wife" this week endorsement holidays?? lol (which is "missed wake up calls & missed holidays") ~ Sandy ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 23:22:07 +0200 From: "michiel" Subject: [EDA] The photo booth Exposed Jewel breats photo on my site hey jewelfans, The most revealing Jewel photo since long time is now available at my site! Jewel4s boobies can be nicely inspected on my site , so enjoy the images in my news section! www.jewelkilcher.nl i love jewel4s boobies, they are one of a kind. They are beautiful, wonderfully rounded and just amazingly kilcher :) Michiel the dutch nr#1 jewelfan ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V8 #438 ***************************