From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V6 #203 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Saturday, May 26 2001 Volume 06 : Number 203 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "what's new" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V5 #xxx or the like gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [EDA] Funny lines [katherine732@juno.com] [EDA] 5/9 poltz show in New Orleans and top 10 *pretty damn long post* [J] Re: [EDA] Funny lines ["Kristie Biggs" ] [EDA] re: 10 fav lines [Jewelsmj1@aol.com] [EDA] almost JUNE UPDATE about RECORD ! ["michiel" Hi all! > > I have a very easy english final next week, because we have already > taken the > Advanced Placement exam. So our final is very simple-- to make our > teacher > laugh with material we have found from someone. I, of course, > thought maybe > I could use Jewel. But I need your help on finding funny lines > Jewel has > said. So in the spirit of top 10 lyrics, let's do top 5 or 10 funny > sayings > of Jewel! > > ~Rachel~ > the perfectionist angel > > p.s. i was on ani difranco's website (GREAT artist, you should > really check > her out) and she clumped herself into "Joan Jewelanis Morrisette." > I just > thought that was interesting :) ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 24 May 2001 23:48:55 -0700 (PDT) From: Jamie Mathews Subject: [EDA] 5/9 poltz show in New Orleans and top 10 *pretty damn long post* So, Actually I'm dead tired and I should probably be sleeping for my road trip tomorrow, but wes asked so I just had to...and I'm really enjoying the top 10 lines thread. First my top 10: 1. It's not that my body's overlooked, my soul is just unknown 2. Love is not a rational thing, and my heart is beyond advice 3. I'm just a faceless body lost in this vast and worthless sea with 1,000 people I do not know, but really they are no different from me. They all have passion, they all have fear...they all have aspirations, high hopes, and dreams, but really they're alone like me... 4. Cuz being in love just means calling places when you can't afford the bill 5. It's the little things I never thought about much but miss most in the end...like those sleepy red wine kisses and the candlelight and the poetry, but mainly just the warmth of your skin 6. Please don't open your mouth my dear, I can read all the signs, hell, I've known you for years 7. Washed nylons bleed dirty tears on a stranger's window pane...the red light can not change the mood of the blue guitar that's played 8. I never get lonely, in fact, I enjoy masturbating, and I feel like celebrating 9. (I'm not gonna type the entire thing, but the bridge from Painters..with the violin going in and out at the right times...Love I only leave a little...I love it) 10. So at night when darkness fills me, I'll pretend you never spoke my name, and when I'm sitting home and lonely, I'll pretend you're home and lonely, oh, just the same. And I'll pretend this sorrow, this sorrow will pass, and I'll try to pretend that this loneliness won't last and that I'll walk away I'm sure I'm forgetting something that's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life, but oh well... So a quick recap of the 5/9 poltz show (yeah right). There was noone there...steve talked to us forever...him and wes took a cute picture together =)...he played forever...he asked me to sing silver lining and impala with him and i think i actually sang more than he did cuz he kept pushing me in front of the mic IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!...we got cool pictures, and I taped it so yeah!...I owe wes $10 for my awesome "i drink like poltz" shirt that he signed really huge for me...on stage, he called us the chicago 4, for no apparent reason at all... ok, now the setlist, if I left anything out...it's all on you, wes =) - -why you going out with that gold's gym guy (which he considered a "sound check"...whatever - -i'm gonna have to give you up for lent - -kiss your ass (!!!!!...in which he started wailing "KISS YOUR ASS!!!" at the end and made us sing along...) - -tuscaloosa - -hitchiker joe - -i'm not sure what it's called, but the cute little cover in which he said "I could make the ladies cum" alot - -why you going out with that gold's gym guy (but it's NOT the soundcheck this time... - -you were meant for me(and oddly enough, the crowd was least attentive and loudest while he sang this...hmmmm...) - -i'm gonna UPS my heart next day to you (which he revealed that he cowrote with the guy from dash rip rock, which i thought was interesting) - -i love everything about you - -my favorite bitch (hilarious) - -improv song for julie the bartender - -waitress in the sky (the descendents...i think, i can't remember at the moment) - -beautiful day - -stairway to heaven/gilligan's island/beverly hillbillies medley (words cannot explain how awesome and completely hilarious this was...gilligan's island to the tune of stairway to heaven...it was a religious experience - -kilkinney pub (this was awesome cuz people danced =)) - -some religious "i've been saved" song he wrote - -silver lining (featuring JAMIE MATHEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) - -chinese checkers - -impala (featuring the return of JAMIE MATHEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) - -i love ya - -little red corvette (prince) - -just might get some sleep tonight (grateful dead) - -allison (oh my god, i can't remember who sings allison...damn me...is it elveis costello? I don't know, shit.) - -king of the road - -waterfalls (tlc) - -dirty old town - -hey you don't know me but you don't like me (streets of bakersfield) - -forbidden fruit (his encore) Yep...told you he sang forever...what looks to be about 30 songs. It was an awesome show...and now I need to go to bed...i'll post the pics i have from the show on my website soon (which reminds me, WES, send me the rest of the pics!)...any questions, just email me...love you all, good night Jamie Mathews http://jamieangel.tripod.com/grey http://www.mp3.com/JamieMathews (which at the moment is down for a few days, but if you wanna know just email me and i'll tell you when it's back up...mp3.com hates me at the moment) ===== Jamie Mathews http://jamieangel.tripod.com/grey http://mp3.com/jamiemathews ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 09:01:02 -0500 From: "Kristie Biggs" Subject: Re: [EDA] Funny lines Good idea! 1) He lived off of bubblegum and Cigarettes and got his nourishment from all night stores (The song's not funny....but if you're just looking at lines this is) 2) My whole purpose in life is just to kiss you ass (the whole song is funny) 3) Love me just leave me alone! 4) Do you remember when we were younger....all those crazy things we used to do........do you remember we did everything together I'd share my otter pops with you......we'd watch for your cousin Ed on the evening news etc. (Another hilarious song!) 5) Gee your mom looked like shit last night, hope that tinker toy boyfriend tonks her right 6) Fixing their hairdo's with PC chemical free hair spray Martha Stewart taught em' to make on TV 7) The cat puked in my shoe, guess it's fitting it would 8) Never trust your pink flesh heart to a carnivore 9) We met in the frozen foods section, it was Mrs. Swanson's love connection (Yet ANOTHER good but funny one! I can sooo see this happening to me!) 10) I can see that you're not impressed by the way that you are fully dressed, looks like I'll have to pull out all the stops....I'm a sensitive man of the 90's sweetheart, who cares for your emotional being an awful lot! But of course Cold Song is just fabulous!!!! You can't pull certain lines out of it. It's just great as a whole! Kristie The Free Angel >>> 05/25/2001 1:26:19 AM >>> I think that you should just use the whole "cold song" That'll make him laugh. -katherine On Thu, 24 May 2001 22:18:07 EDT RachKat926@aol.com writes: > Hi all! > > I have a very easy english final next week, because we have already > taken the > Advanced Placement exam. So our final is very simple-- to make our > teacher > laugh with material we have found from someone. I, of course, > thought maybe > I could use Jewel. But I need your help on finding funny lines > Jewel has > said. So in the spirit of top 10 lyrics, let's do top 5 or 10 funny > sayings > of Jewel! > > ~Rachel~ > the perfectionist angel > > p.s. i was on ani difranco's website (GREAT artist, you should > really check > her out) and she clumped herself into "Joan Jewelanis Morrisette." > I just > thought that was interesting :) ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 10:49:54 EDT From: Jewelsmj1@aol.com Subject: [EDA] re: 10 fav lines 1. Blind man on the corner said it's simple, like flippin' a coin, don't matter what side it lands on if it's someone else's' dime. 2. She's trying to mend her dreams with sushi and seaweed and carrot juice. 3. You could hurt me with your bare hands. You could hurt me using the sharp end of what you say. 4. Kiss me once, well maybe twice; oh it never felt so nice... 5. ....got my maple syrup; everything but you. 6. ...and I'm sorry that Jesus died for my sins and I swear to God it won't be happenin' again... 7. ...please be careful with me, I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way. 8. Get over here and warm my hands up boy; it's you they love to hold. 9. Oh God, what do I do? I'm a thousand miles away and I'm lying next to you" 10. ...to God and he only knows that drugs are all we know of love. and If we could have a few more lines, I would have to say every single line from "Sometimes it be that way" ....Sorry, I couldn't help myself: ) I LOVE THAT SONG!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 23:19:27 +0200 From: "michiel" Subject: [EDA] almost JUNE UPDATE about RECORD ! hello Jewelfans, I can4t be any happier when we get some new information about Jewel4s new record!! Is Jewel still hungry for music and success in the world ?? There are more and more fans doubting if Jewel cares about being populair and being appreciated in other parts of the world for her music !! i think her next record should spin with a release of a single before the new record enters the music world. I don4t want to SEE Jewel end like Rod stewart last single totally like a sinking boat. His last single didn4t sell more than 600 copies, that is sad and that kind of story is not what i ever ever want to see happening to Jewel!! please give us some news and some new jewelmerch , there are some dedicated fans always interested in news, projects and so on!!!! jewel should reward the world with her voice and her great lyrics!!! please come back Jewel soon to the musicscene, we miss you!!!! you just long back to those days i enjoyed in 1999 the most the concerts in Europa and california 2000!!! let the old times come back!! michiel a dutch jewelfan http://www.jewelkilcher.myweb.nl jewel impala a dutch tribute site for jewel ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 23:30:16 EDT From: Cressyda@aol.com Subject: [EDA] ten favorite lines Okay, I gotta get in on this one. I have so many favorites. Here are ten of them. =) 1) fish don't know they're short they just feel sideways --Buttercup 2) I'm sorry i was a point you were destined to miss --Sometimes It Be That Way 3) a forest fire nibbles at your veins, crawls up your arms, runs away with your mind and burns dry thoughts like leaves --Amen 4) I'll hollow out my insides to place you in --Stranger Enter From the East 5) I used to know you, but not anymore, your substance has been subtracted word by word --Carnivore 6) if you were a flame i'd allow myself to be consumed completely if you were the wind i would wish you to pass through me --Face of Love 7) I want a brave love, one that makes me weak in the knees i want a crazy, crazy love / one that makes me come undone at the seams my hands are two travelers they've crossed oceans and lands / yet they are too small on the continent of your skin i'm blending, i'm blurring, i'm bleeding into the scenery... but i hold myself hostage in the mirror do you hate me, 'cause I'm pieces of you? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 25 May 2001 23:38:22 EDT From: Cressyda@aol.com Subject: [EDA] ten favorite lines I hate it when I accidentally hit enter before my email's done. grrr. =) Okay, I gotta get in on this one. I have so many favorites. Here are ten of them. =) 1) fish don't know they're short they just feel sideways --Buttercup 2) I'm sorry I was a point you were destined to miss --Sometimes It Be That Way 3) a forest fire nibbles at your veins, crawls up your arm, runs away with your mind and burns dry thoughts like leaves --Amen 4) I'll hollow out my insides to place you in --Stranger Enter From the East 5) I used to know you, but not anymore, your substance has been subtracted word by word --Carnivore 6) if you were a flame I'd allow myself to be consumed completely, were the wind I would wish you to pass through me --Face of Love 7) I want a brave love, one that makes me weak in the knees, I want a crazy, crazy love, one that makes me come undone at the seams --Kiss the Flame 8) my hands are two travelers they've crossed oceans and lands, yet they are too small on the continent of your skin --Jupiter 9) I'm blending, I'm blurring, I'm bleeding into the scenery... but I hold myself hostage in the mirror --Barcelona 10) do you hate me, 'cause I'm pieces of you? --Pieces of You Jessa the complicated angel ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 26 May 2001 00:28:01 EDT From: J83PC@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Re: Favorite Lines 1. A forest fire nibbles at your veins, crawls up your arm, runs away with your mind, and burns dry thoughts like the leaves, Amen. 2. And that sun act like she don't even care. 3. Try and hussle em, try to bustle em, try to cuss em, cops want somebody to bust down on Orleans avenue, yeah, another day, another dollar, another war, another tower went up where the homeless had their homes. 4. Building up tiny love spaces, getting lost inside of insatiable mazes. 5. Watching the clouds roll by they remind of her lover how he left her, and of times long ago when they used color so carelessly painting his portrait a thousand times... or maybe just his smile. 6. She said a good love is delicious, can't get enough too soon. 7. Cause I'm tired of all these pilgrims, these puritans, these thieves, of all these unbelievers who widdle love down at the knees. 8. Telling you you were nothing less than beautiful. 9. Lend your voices only to sounds of freedom, no longer lend your strength to that which we wish to be free from, fill lives with love and bravery, and we shall lead a life uncommon. 10. If it were me, I'd have the guts, I'd put to test these bolts and nuts, and I'd ride away. - -Sheila ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V6 #203 ***************************