From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V3 #5 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk * If you wish to unsubscribe, send an email to jewel-digest-request@smoe.org * with ONLY the word unsubscribe in the body of the email * . * For the latest information on Jewel tour dates, go to: * http://jewel.zoonation.com and click on "TOUR" * OR * go to the OFFICIAL Jewel home page at http://www.jeweljk.com * and go to the "What, When, Where" section * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V3 #xxx or the like gives readers no clue * as to what your message is about. jewel-digest Saturday, January 3 1998 Volume 03 : Number 005 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Somewhere Over the Rainbow [PENNY16161 ] Re: Couple Facts ?? [JewelFan50 ] Pic [INNOCYENCE ] Re: JEWEL IN MY CUZ'S OFFICE ["Henry" ] I am new! [BobRoss777 ] jewel interview on howard stern [satchmo4@juno.com (Stuttering Marc)] Jewel really IS mean! [Micheal Mace ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 2 Jan 1998 22:21:10 EST From: PENNY16161 Subject: Somewhere Over the Rainbow Anybody who wants Jewel singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow in .wav format, e-mail me with your e-mail address somewhere in the body of the message. Since I expect to get a lot of requests for this, I will try to give everybody who wants it a chance to reply. Anyone who replies should have it by Monday night, at the latest. I will try to send it by Sunday night. That's all for now. Bye. Brett The Angel Formally Known As.... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jan 1998 22:52:41 EST From: JewelFan50 Subject: Re: Couple Facts ?? HEY!! I'M ALSO NEW TO THE LIST AS OF 1/1/98. I KNOW THAT JEWEL IS DYSLEXIC (THAT IS A FACT!!) , THE STROLLING AROOUND SCHOOL BAREFOOT SURE DOES SOUND LIKE HER, BUT I'M NOT POSITIVE IT'S TRUE, AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE HORSE CLEARWATER BUT SHE DID HAVE A HORSE NAMED ESMERELDA. THERE IS A PICTURE OF HER WITH ESMERELDA ON A WEBSITE I FOUND. I'M NOT SURE OF THE ADDRESS OF THE SITE, BUT HERE'S HOW I GOT THERE. GO TO AOL NETFIND, OR WHATEVER YOUR SYSTEM'S SEARCHER IS, THEN TYPE IN JEWEL AS THE SEARCH WORD. IF YOU'RE ON AOL, GO TO THE FIRST SITE ON THE LIST ( IF YOU'RE ON ANOTHER WEB SYSTEM I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS) AND IT'S A LIST OF AWESOME JEWEL SITES!! GOOD LUCK!! SHAWN THE MELODIC ANGEL ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jan 1998 22:15:39 EST From: INNOCYENCE Subject: Pic I am looking for good pictures of Jewel. If anyone has some, please send them to me. Thanks!!! :} Sarah ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Jan 1998 20:29:34 -0800 From: "Henry" Subject: Re: JEWEL IN MY CUZ'S OFFICE Why can't she act this way? She is human. Anyone would get mad if they had something reserved (like a plane ticket) and needed to get somewhere but the people at the other end messed it up. It's natural. >They said Jewel has turned into a premadonna. >I know that a lot of people are expecting me to defend her and say >she's not, huh? > no. I think that most likely she is. From all that i've heard about >her, i'd say that the odds that she has turned into a prima donna are >quite high. First of all, its kinda expected... she's very famous and >probably has got something of an ego... anyone would. But mostly why i >think that is related to something she wrote herself. In her poem , Me, >she says... "I've been selfish since a child..." Being selfish myself, i >understand why she would act this way. :) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 3 Jan 1998 00:03:42 EST From: BobRoss777 Subject: I am new! Hello All! My name is Kurt and I'm fairly new to the list. I was wondering if anybody would like to adopt me or something. I love Jewel's music and her writing. She is my favorite musician. I would also like to know what all this talk about "Angelfood". If you could please E-mail me privately. Thank you for your time. Kurt- the painting angel {\o/} /_\ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 3 Jan 1998 00:12:03 -0500 From: satchmo4@juno.com (Stuttering Marc) Subject: jewel interview on howard stern EDA's i just saw howard stern on E! and for those of you guys who don't watch howard stern, there is a guy that he sends out to ask obnoxious questions so the guy went up to jewel and asked her if she despises alanis morrisette and at first jewel thought it was a normal question so she said no, and that she loves her work. then that guy came up again and asked her if sean penn was good in bed and she playfully closed the guys' mouth and said "F*** you man, you're mean." at first i was shocked because i would never expect jewel on howard stern and i wanted to see how jewel would react to the questions because sometimes, the actors get really pissed and walk away but sometimes the actors just play along and have fun. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Jan 1998 23:50:55 -0500 From: Micheal Mace Subject: Jewel really IS mean! Hey, I have to agree with everyone thinking that Jewel is mean to her fans, I have met her twice, and each time she was incredibly mean to me!(Read before replying please) I managed to get passes backstage to Lillith fair. Of course the only person I was looking for was Jewel. I saw her several times, but each time she was real busy with doing things, so I followed her around for about and hour and a half till she was alone then I went up and told how much I loved her music and how much it would mean to me if she would give me her autograph, you know what she did?? she gave me this God aweful look, like I shouldn't have been born or something!, then she pulled out a .22 and capped my a$$ three times! The second time was at one of her concerts in 96, the show was over, and me and my friend were walking his dog around the theatre parking lot. I hear this loud screeching of tires and see none other than Jewel in a 68 'vette come roaring down the road toward me and my friend! We were walking along the sidewalk when she suddenly swerved toawrd us, running over my friends dog and throwing a big 40 oz at us in the process! She sped off into the night. My friend was crushed. There is no way Jewel can be anything other than the most mean woman on the face of the planet! (My 10th grade english teacher excepted.) But enough about the bad things about Jewel, if you are looking for some good pictures of her I got one thats real good! Shes in this cute tight camo shirt and khakis, with some old looking rifle, standing on a grassy knoll. The picture is dated sometime in 1963, around Dallas, and there is some dude in a suit slumped over the windshield in the background. (For those of you whom may find a picture of Jewel from '63 a little suspicious, I assure you its 100% true!) I also got a real HOT one of her from New England, during the Salem Witch Trials, guess what? She's being burned at the stake! And another of her and some aliens in some place in New Mexico. And another one of her near a hole in the ground. Next to her is a large plastic bag, about the size and shape of a man, with the word "Hoffa" on it. Ok, enough sarcasm for one email. Micheal Mace the Lokarion Angel "Just remember Eric, there is no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people" -Southpark If you haven't figured it out yet, the majority of this email was made up. ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V3 #5 *************************