From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V2 #115 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Thursday, February 20 1997 Volume 02 : Number 115 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NJC:Postcard from Toledo - Have you ever seen a naked man? [Victor Igor W] mt. holyoke show...last chance! [aaronc@student.umass.edu] Absolutely NJC: Re: Clerks [Garrett Fabian ] Re: EDA Chat [Andrew Vernon ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 21:38:45 -0800 From: Victor Igor Wasylczenko Subject: NJC:Postcard from Toledo - Have you ever seen a naked man? As I walked around in my bathing suit, people kept on making fun of my legs. "Igor, are you wearing pantyhose?" "Igor, do you shave your legs?" What the heck are they talking about. I look down at my legs and sure enough I have no hair. How did that happen. It must have been Larry. You see, we came in on Friday and first booked a room(two seperate beds) at the Holiday Inn. No comments please. I know it was Valentines Day. Well I was so tired that nothing would have woken me. Thats when Larry must have shaved my legs. He was the only one that knew about the bathing suit. I'll get him back. Liz and I were sitting in the command post in her bedroom talking. Tom Harris was typing away on AOL chat. Liz made me feel a lot better. She said that Jewel shaves her legs the same way. Just up to over her knees and the rest she leaves natural. She said she noticed it at JewelStock. What a great relief to know that Jewel and I shave our legs the same. Maybe Larry can volunteer to shave Jewels legs as well. We were having a nice talk when I broke in and asked Liz if she ever saw a grown man naked. She looked at me with fear at first. Then I added, well then don't turn around. The first thing she does is turn around. What she sees is Greg Dunn casually standing in the doorway with nothing on but a long tee-shirt and brief underwear. The glazed look on his face made me believe he was sleepwalking. I ran out to get a camera to document this event. By the time I returned, he had pulled on jeans. Hey Greg, your not in Indianapolis, your at LizStock. Good thing Larry wasn't around with the razor. Wish you were here! Igor ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 00:43:14 -0500 From: aaronc@student.umass.edu Subject: mt. holyoke show...last chance! if anyone wants to meet before or after the show let me know where. i know a few people that are going but i don't know the area so i can't figure anythingout.... can someone explain to me how to recognize an EDA? can someone explain blue ribbons... i want it know i am an EDA because i want to meet people and i don't have anyone going with me.... any suggestions? aaron. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 00:33:58 -0800 From: Garrett Fabian Subject: Absolutely NJC: Re: Clerks At 09:40 PM 2/19/97 PST, you wrote: >>And it is NOT Silent Bob. From what I remeber reading about this scene >on the >>web sight it was suppose to just be a different person altogether (note >>that he is wearing differnt clothes then Silent Bob), but the role is >played >>by Kevin Smith. Now if they could just get the lost Mallrats footage >>that they have been promising for the last six mouths (at least). > >So it isn't Silent Bob... But it IS Kevin Smith? So, technically, with that ending, you're saying Smith has two roles in the movie? Some actors play multiple roles in Clerks. If you watch it again, you'll notice that the parts of the Guidance Counselor and the Offended Customer (aka, Jiz Mopper) are played by the same guy. I know he's a Jiz Mopper because Dante and Randal were having a related discussion while he was buying Windex and paper towels ;) - --Garrett ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1997 00:50:42 -0500 (EST) From: JENBUG57@aol.com Subject: NJC:Rambling See I was drownding, but you all saved me. I love you guys. See,I'd do anything for you...just wanted to let you know... keep sharing the love, it rules.... Jen :) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 21:49:47 -0800 From: "Shaun" Subject: NJC: EDA Histroy >... and my best memory is Igor telling the history of the EDAs to the >barmaid at the hockey rink who wasn't even familiar with the internet! No fair! I don't even know the history of the EDAs, and I am one. What do you think, Igor. Could you enlighten us newbies? Teach us about our heritage? I know most of you list vets already know, but I don't think most of us know much about the list. I only know about what happened since I've been on. And I just know you'd tell it so good! Please? Just this once? - --Shaun ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 23:52:59 -0600 (CST) From: Andrew Vernon Subject: Re: EDA Chat Andrew Fu, > > Does anyone have an ISP that allows daemons? If so, we could just > use a Java class to make our own online chat. I think it would be > faster this way and no logs and stuff. Maybe if there and any Java > programmers out there who could make a customized EDA chat Java > applet that had a cool Jewely interface and maybe it could allow us > to upload our pictures so we could all see who were chatting with and > stuff. Then again maybe not. I'll shutup now... I can most likely arrange facilities if we have the right idea... Java isn't all that hot since AOL and other online services don't provide Java-capable browsers (they'd have to deploy Netscape or IE 3.0 through AOL Winsock (Windows) or AOL Link (Mac). - -- Reverend Angus Talk To Me avernon@scott.net ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V2 #115 ***************************