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jewel-digest        Thursday, December 12 1996        Volume 01 : Number 856



                               Today's Subjects:
                               -----------------
       Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.
       Re: NJC:Party in Toledo! STP and Local H concert!
       Re: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.
       Re: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.
       JC: AOL INTERVIEW!!
       Cleveland/ Re: Radio
       NJC: Wizard of Oz and what I *thought* I heard...
       Re: (NJC) Blue Ribbons...
       Harris et al
       Re: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.  (with the  exception of brown rice)
       Re: jewel-digest V1 #855
       Very Very JC:Here's that interview...
       Oops!
       <NAR> GOOD TIMES VIRUS!!
       no offense... heh! that got your attention!
       Re: JC: AOL INTERVIEW!!
       VERY little JC, Carter the Wunderkind, Harris tm, MN Angels Unite!!!
       RERERE:i'm sorry, but...AND NJC- one more thing about poetry...
       (oops) from "newbie"
       Re: Very Very JC:Here's that interview...
       Re: Very Very JC:Here's that interview...
       Re: Cleveland/ Re: Radio
       Re: RERERE:i'm sorry, but...AND NJC- one more thing about poetry...
       YWMFM in the morning
       Re: NJC  Igor info wanted
       Re: save the linoleum
       Igor & math
       JC: American Music Awards

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:12:06 -0500 (EST)
From: "Anthony S. Loden" <asloden@phoenix.Princeton.EDU>
Subject: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.

Yer gawd-damn right she's beautiful.  I like to prefer the term 'Drop Dead
Gorgeious!".  But hey, that's just my opinion, if you disagree that's
okay, the men in white jackets WON'T hurt you if you DON'T fight them.
She's got that sweet and inicent look, with that touch of seductiveness.
Okay, I lied, she's got a Helluva lot of seductiveness in her.  That
body of hers, that cute little 'dip her head the side when she is
really trying hard' thing that she does, that voice, and of course
there's still her smile... OH MAN!  It's driving me crazy that I had
to let her go(Hey, I can have my fantasies to).  Now don't get me wrong,
I'm not just some ordinary guy who only thinks of her as this huge
sex-symbol(not that she isn't), I seriously believe that it's that
combination of her gorgeious looks, awesome singing, and great songwriting
that makes her so attractive.  The first thing that did attract me to her
was her singing, then I thought the words of her songs were great, and
lastly I became attracted to her physical beauty.  Those of you who have
the luck of the devil, and have been able to meet her or get her
autograph, or even been within 500 feet(yeah I was at the Jingle Ball, and
yeah I was in the last row, thank you very much), you all have stolen my
Christmas Present and I want it back. NOW!  Alright.  Fine!  You can keep
you're stinkin close up's of her and your autographed shirts, I didn't
want them anyway! Sniff...Sniff..Sniff...  sorry for that little outburst.
My bad.  Anyways, my point is( if I really have one?), Jewel is just
an all around beautiful person.  The very epitome of an "Everyday Angel".
For those of you who disagree, my 'Comment Box' can be found between the
two yellow lines on the LA freeway.  Hope to hear from you soon.  He he
he.(or try asloden@princeton.edu   either way is fine with me)
 

My personnel message to Jewel:  Sorry for running out on the two of us
before, it was just really hard for me with you on the road all the time, 
I realize that I was really really dumb, and I was wondering if
you would please take me back?(Once again, this is only true in my dreams,
but please humor me)  Or I guess in other words Jewel, if your looking for
a 5'10" 180 lb., blonde haired, blue eyed, college football player, from
wisconsin, who is attending Princeton, and finds you beautiful for
your entire person, who would basically worship the ground that you
walk on, and only wants one thing in the whole wide world..to be your
'everyday angel'.  Just let me know.  ;)

Crew "Keeping his hopes way up, so they can be dashed-thrashed-and thrown
in the gutter when the restraining order is put on me" Loden

Disclaimer:  None.  I don't care, she's my dream girl.  So shoot me."

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:25:11 -0500
From: Dan Stark <danstark@MNSi.Net>
Subject: Re: NJC:Party in Toledo! STP and Local H concert!

jewelfan1@juno.com (Liz A Clark) 

>     I would just like to announce...for the 2nd time, that there will be
>a list party for all that want to attend, February 15, 1997. All are
>welcome. This will be at my home in Toledo, OH. The first out of town
>resident to arrive...besides Selena who is coming with costumes...will
>receive the legendary towel belonging to Dan "the man" Stark.

So how early do I have to show up if I want my damn towel back? ;)

- ------------------------------
DAN STARK                              
danstark@mnsi.net                        
Windsor, Ontario, Canada               
- ------------------------------

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:29:09 +0500
From: Eric Haglund <ehaglund@vt.edu>
Subject: Re: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.

        I have to say that Jewel is truly  the most beautiful woman I have
ever seen.  Not even because of her looks.  I had purchased her CD long
before I had seen what she looked like.  When I got the CD I said," Wow! She
has the voice and the physical beauty."  I still don't base her beauty on
her looks though.  I think that she has a beautiful voice, an even more
beautiful spirit and the ability to make a music that just puts your mind at
ease at any time.  Her words sound so innocent yet carry a tremendous
meaning.  This is what makes her the angel she really is.  Eric"here's my
$.02"Haglund


t 01:12 AM 12/12/96 -0500, you wrote:
>Yer gawd-damn right she's beautiful.  I like to prefer the term 'Drop Dead
>Gorgeious!".  

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:34:11 -0500 (EST)
From: "Anthony S. Loden" <asloden@phoenix.Princeton.EDU>
Subject: Re: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.

Right on Eric!
crew

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:40:44 -0500
From: Grrly1@aol.com
Subject: JC: AOL INTERVIEW!!

Ok, all of you aolers(I swear that was not a bad word!). There is a GREAT
brand-spanking new interview with jewel at Spinonline in the soundbytes
section, the interview is called " Jewel shines on her new album"  There is
only one missqoute they say that she is 21 but i swear this article is new.
She mentions the Everyday angels and Jewelstock and how she feels about our
bootlegging her shows.

You MUST read this article!

Go to Keyword: SBYTES



Thirza

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:40:54 -0500 (EST)
From: asv@po.CWRU.edu (Amelia S. Vlah)
Subject: Cleveland/ Re: Radio

>... I'm sure other
>> stations have this as well, but I only know one: the location is: 
>
>>                 http://www.wmms.com/wmms/wmmsreq.htm
>
>Good call Mia!  Why didn't I think of that!

What can I say, every once in a while.. I do something right! :)

>> zip codes
>> in the area start with 441 or 440 (that I can think of) so... if you're
>> not from the area, you could just...... exagerate your location :)  (my
>> univeristy's zip is 44106, so that's probaably a good default one to
>
>Also, 44122, 44124, 44024, 44022, 44118.  Yes, I have finals to study for
>also ;)

or 44026, 44040, 44114.  

I'll give a nice prize to anyone who can give me one GOOD reason why the
*!#& a theatre major needs to take math. really.. I'm serious here.

and...all you North East Ohio and the like residents.... why isn't my
mailbox swamped with "YES! I'd LOVE to have a get-together on Dec 28th!"
hmm? hmm?
In 9 hours I will be done with Math FOREVER!!!!! (*knocking on wood*)
Peace Angels,
 Mia!
~~~~~
Vale et me ama,
Amelia S. Vlah   *turtle*
asv@po.cwru.edu

      "The world will not stop spinning if get a D in math."
                                                   -me.
      

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Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 22:52:22 -0800
From: Jon Akers <jka@tscnet.com>
Subject: NJC: Wizard of Oz and what I *thought* I heard...

Listening to the Wizard of Oz disc, and on track 35, entitled "Delirious
Escape", I swear that I heard Natalie Cole say the words, "All you have to
do is close your eyes, PICK YOUR NOSE three times, and say to yourself
'There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's...'"

Anyways, as you can imagine, this struck me as being somewhat strange, so I
backed it up a bit and listened again, and this time it said what I thought
it should say.

Now for the true problem. From now on, everytime I hear this passage I will
always think of Dorothy picking her nose three times to get home...
                         Jon Akers <jka@tscnet.com>
         Naval Nuclear Propulsion Electrician (but no SatNav!)
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Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 22:52:24 -0800
From: Jon Akers <jka@tscnet.com>
Subject: Re: (NJC) Blue Ribbons...

At 07:28 PM 12/11/96 EST, you wrote:
>Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 13:50:17 -0500 (EST)
>From: Rebecca A Smith <smithra@acad.umm.maine.edu>
>Subject: Re: BLUE RIBBONS>....
>
>On Tue, 10 Dec 1996, Akira wrote:
>
>  
>> BTW.... Does anyone think it is time for us to have a gathering of EDA's in
>> the local area? (NYC/NJ/NH/NY/MA)
>> 		=) 
>> 			Akira
>> 
>Hey!  :)  Why does Maine always get left out?  There are only 2 of us 

You know. I always wondered this myself. Why *does* Maine always get left
out? And then I spoke to a buddy of mine from the New England region,
specifically New Hampshire. It comes out something like this...

Apparently the New England states are considered to be a select group of
states, all of which are extremely proud to be a New England state.
Unfortunately for Maine, the other New England states don't like to admit
that Maine is in fact a part of the New England states, and therefore gets
left out quite a bit. Of course, this buddy of mine can be considered a bit
of an idiot, so all of this could be extremely wrong...You figure it out.  :)

>here that I know of, so it gets pretty lonely up here.  I think if it was 
>in Boston or something, I could try real hard to take a bus down!  And of 
>course, anyone is welcome to come to my Maine EDA pool party gathering 
>next summer, if it all works out.  I've only heard from 3 people so far!
>Becca
>
>
                         Jon Akers <jka@tscnet.com>
         Naval Nuclear Propulsion Electrician (but no SatNav!)
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 ObC: main(){printf(&unix["\021%six\012\0"],(unix)["have"]+"fun"-0x60);}

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:23:37 -0500
From: Matthew Milner <st92homi@dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu>
Subject: Harris et al

Hey all,
	I've been around the list since just before Jewelstock.  I don't
post much, but feel I need to get my $.02 in on this debate.  I'm sorry to
whoever it was that doesn't like Dennis' posts or Igor's stories, but I
don't think this list would be worthwhile without some of these "list
veterans"  Not to say that newbies don't have anything to offer, they sure
do, but these guys (and gals!) are what made this group a fun, friendly
group of friends as opposed to just fans.  I haven't met a lot of people,
but the few I met at the Phila show were great, and  look forward to
meeting many more over the years.  I feel this way because of these people
that you call the "list veterans"
	It's a shame that people don't have the time to read every post, I
know I don't, and I skip what I don't want to read (i.e. if it says LA
gathering, I don't read it) But to criticize Dennis for his post, when
there are people who feel the need to post five times per digest or
consstantly post NJC is wrong IMO.  You may not find Igor's stories
interesting, but I personally would sure rather read his insights than get
in a lefty vs righty discussion or talk about "gry" Others prefer that and
thats fine.
	Anyway, I'm just making a plea to Dennis, don't go away.  Every day
I notice less and less from the "list veterans" and thisa makes me sad.  I
like growth, but I don't want to lose my old friends cause my new ones
don't share in our memories.  I for one was delighted to see Carter's posts
a few days ago, it seems that we hardly ever hear from Selena (The first
EDA I met) or Liz anymore.  I was just thinking earlier that I hadn't heard
from Akira in a while when I read tonights digest and saw his post!!!
	As people have said, if it bothers you that you don't understand,
read old digests or skip the post altogether.  Let the people who enjoy the
"Harris mythos" have their fun.  I hope I have not offended anyone.  I
consider everyone a friend on this list, and don't want to see anyone go
away.

Matt

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 02:30:00 EST
From: bhartford3rd@juno.com (Bruce D Hartford III)
Subject: Re: Jewel...beautiful?  Like white on rice.  (with the  exception of brown rice)

(it's a little long, you might not want to bother)

	That's funny.  When I first saw her I thought she was twelve, and
the people at Atlantic were trying to make some money off this cute
little prodigy kid.  Which-minus the kid part-is probably true.  Hell,
that's not a bad thing though, just as long as she isn't misused.  If it
were me (and someday it just... well, it might!) I don't think I'd care
about the profit of another company off my work.  Like I said, with in
reason.  Jees if anyone could make money off my work I think that would
be peachy.  I'm not entirely ignorant though, there are always going to
be people looking for a free ride.  Damn money hungry apes, another day
another dollar, another war another tower!  Who will save their souls,
huh?  But then again I would never sign with an agent if -I- didn't want
more money off my work!  I guess I can't really put those people down, or
anyone.  After all aren't they just little Pieces of me?  And it could be
worse, I could be hooked on drugs like my little sister.  The poor girl. 
All right I'll stop.  But it's true I would help people make some money
off me.  I could never give full power to anyone though, after all I
could get booked at a dumb high school, or worse yet at some concert were
people like to throw frisbees.  (pot shot) <slapping wrist>

	You know that makes me wonder.  Who handles promotional things,..
with any artist.  The Recording Agency or the managers?  I would imagine
the recording people hire separate promotional agents but hell, I dunno
about that stuff.  But if that were the case which company would handle
the music videos?  Are they considered promotional or part of the artists
whole music package?  Somebody should know the answers to this... cause I
sure don't.  dum bruce as roc.  he no smart lik big alanict pepol.  

	Anyway, for the record, after taking a second look I think Jewel
is very attractive.  Steve, or whoever her present love might be, is very
lucky.  But I'm not exactly ready to put her picture in my wallet yet. 
(that would be silly,... right?!?)  Her talent and seemingly (lets face
it, I don't *really* know her) wonderful persona are the highlights I see
way before her looks.  I admire her grace and courage as an artist
myself.  Something to strive to.  But to achieve her beauty I would need
surgery...  A lot of surgery...  And some more courage...  And money...
Hell while I'm at it, I'd also need a Harley, sure why not?  A big black,
no, chrome one!  With purple flames on the tank!  ROAR!  

					-BIG DADDY BRUCE (or 
					something of that "rebellious" 
					nature)
					bhartford3rd@juno.com

PS	bruce tiered now, he go sleep...
					

	

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 02:40:59 -0500 (EST)
From: Linus Gelber <linus@panix.com>
Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #855

On Thu, 12 Dec 1996, jewel-digest wrote:

> Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 21:41:46 -0500
> From: Shade27@aol.com
> Subject: greetings from the cloudcover
> 
> Anyway, if anyone would like a tape or poetry or something and
> are seriously interested, then I will gladly treat you with such tidbits.
> Until then, thank you for allowing me to take up so much space.

I'd certainly like a tape, if you were serious about that.  You don't say
where you're based, but I always like to hear new aspiring talent...drop
me a line if you're willing to send me something to listen to.

Ciao - Linus

Linus Gelber          >      Ask about: Home Office Records 1997 releases!
linus@panix.com       <       See: ORAL GROOVE, New Year's, Elbow Room NYC
boss@web-ho.com       >     performing with the Knockout Drops, 10:30 p.m.
cyrano@nycbeer.org    <    Wait for: news on RAW Kinder's first CD release

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 02:57:07 -0500
From: QRyche76@aol.com
Subject: Very Very JC:Here's that interview...

Here's that interview from AOL that was mentioned.  It was conducted by
SPINOnline.

November 21, 1996

Alaskan yodeler Jewel is still out there saving her soul traversing the globe
on eternal tour. The 21 year old cult singer stole the hearts of latent
sincerists lurking in front of MTV with her 1995 debut "Pieces of You." And
now 200 songs later and a contagious fan base, Jewel has turned out another
album that will be released this March. 

SPINonline chatted with Jewel from a tour stop in Germany recently, where as
she'll explain, the shows have hardly been the giggling love fests that she's
accoustomed to in the States. Over the AT&T lines Jewel came in crisp, a
little tired perhaps, but with tons of news about the new LP she recorded
last summer at Bearsville Studio in Woodstock, New York. 

SPIN: I heard you recorded some songs for your upcoming album with Flea of
the Red Hot Chili Peppers. How did that all come about?

J: I knew Flea from back when I was living in my car in San Diego before I
even thought about getting a record deal. he was one of the first people I
ever played for. He encouraged me to make a record when I was in complete
disbelief and thought I was terrible. We kept in touch over the years. He's
always been a big supporter and wanted to play on the album. So I said okay.

S: What songs did you record together?

J: We did a song called Satellite which Flea does an awesome base line on.
Its my favorite song on the record. We ran over four or five songs. "Face Of
Love" "Innocence Maintained" ... I don't remember the names of the rest.

S: Were they songs that you wrote?

J: I wrote everything. Not all the songs I did with Flea will make it the
final album though because the timing wasn't perfect or the piano was off.
Things like that.

S: What is Satellite about? 

J: To me its about that alot of us are taught to program our VCR's but not to
understand our emotions. We know how to send satellites into space but we
don't know how to relate to each other. I wrote it when I was doing
preproduction for the album. I thought it was a terrible song and I almost
threw it away. My producer heard it and said, "This is great." 

S; Did you write most of the album before you went into the studio?

J: Its a real mixture. I have over 200 songs. 

S: It must have been really hard to choose which ones would go on the album.

J: It was. I recorded over thirty tracks.

S: Is there a theme to this album?

J: Not really. I look at my first album as a pencil sketch and this one is
more of a skilled drawing. There's more color. I've grown better at
articulating musically and lyrically.

S: Was your frame of mind different this time around? 

J: I was so scared the first time around. I didn't think anyone would ever
really listen to the album. I was also scared of the musicians that worked
with me on it. They were all so talented. They played on Elvis' albums and
with Janis Joplin and Bob Dylan. Legendary!! 

S: I heard there were some live tracks on the album.

J: Yep. It was really sweet, my fans asked me over the internet- I have a
group of fans that named themselves after one of my songs "Everyday Angels
I'm Sensitive" -- they asked me to put on a free concert if they all came to
Woodstock. I said yes, and so people drove from San Francisco, Missouri,
Florida, Canada, all over. They camped out and called it Jewelstock. I
recorded those sessions and put some of the songs on the album.

S: How many of these fans are there?

J: I don't know really. Because radio never played me in the beginning and I
toured so much, I got a really strong following going. They've really kept my
spirits up. They bootleg my stuff. Their goal is to get all my material.

S: And that's okay with you?

J: Its good because I write alot of new stuff and I forget'em. If it wasn't
for my fans sending me back the bootlegs the stuff would be gone forever.
They don't sell'em. 

S: Do you yodel on the record?

J: No. It was taking all the attention away from my songs. 

S: The record's coming out in March. Will you tour in support of it?

J: I won't stop touring. This tour and that tour will blend together. 

S: You've been on the road for two years now and your just going to stay on
the road. Is that hard?

J: yep. I love what I'm doing and I feel thankful that I don't have to be a
waitress. But at the same time getting 3 hours of sleep a night and doing 40
cities every 30 days playing 5 shows a day has been very tiring. I lose heart
sometimes especially cause no bands would tour with me and so I was opening
for gothic bands and punk bands.

Right now I'm in Germany with this guy named Willie Deville from New Orleans.
He has no following except in Germany. His crowds are so mean to me. I've
never played such tough crowds. It's a humbling business. It feels good cause
fame is only in other peoples minds. Its not a reality. 

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 03:12:41 -0500 (EST)
From: Linus Gelber <linus@panix.com>
Subject: Oops!

Sorry, that last post should not have gone to the list.  It's late, and
I'm a tired pup.

Ciao - Linus

Linus Gelber          >      Ask about: Home Office Records 1997 releases!
linus@panix.com       <       See: ORAL GROOVE, New Year's, Elbow Room NYC
boss@web-ho.com       >     performing with the Knockout Drops, 10:30 p.m.
cyrano@nycbeer.org    <    Wait for: news on RAW Kinder's first CD release

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 01:15:47 -0800
From: The Rumble Guy <volt@best.com>
Subject: <NAR> GOOD TIMES VIRUS!!

Somebody forwarded this from another list, I thought it was entertaining...


>-------------------------
>Subject:        
Final warning about the "Good Times" virus
>A public service announcement:  you can find accurate and
>valid information on computer viruses and virus hoaxes at
>the Computer Incident Advisory Capability (CIAC) page,
>maintained by Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.  The
>URL is:    <http://ciac.llnl.gov>
>
>READ THIS:
>
>        Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but 
>it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It 
>will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice 
>cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit 
>cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field
>harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
>
>        It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It 
>will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and 
>leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming 
>over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit 
>pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.
>
>        Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will 
>give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your 
>gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your 
>girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to 
>your Discover card.
>
>         It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she 
>is dead, such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out beyond the 
>grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
>
>        It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't 
>find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on 
>your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It 
>is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather 
>interesting shade of mauve.
>
>        Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the 
>toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bathtub 
>and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
>gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
>
>        Listen to me. Goodtimes does not exist.
>
>        It cannot do anything to you. But I can. I am sending this 
>message to everyone in the world. Tell your friends, tell your 
>family. If anyone else sends me another E-mail about this fake 
>Goodtimes Virus, I will turn hating them into a religion. I will do 
>things to them that would make a horsehead in your bed look like 
>Easter Sunday brunch.
>
>        Thank you for your time,
>        Dan Dieterich
>        ddieteri@uwsp.edu
>--------------- end of forwarded message -------------------





volt

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 03:50:29 -0600
From: Damon Schmidt <daschmidt@sprintmail.com>
Subject: no offense... heh! that got your attention!

No offense to St. Paul angels,- oh, wait there aren't any!!!!  Anyway I =
prefer Minneapolis to St. Paul, though the Science Museum is =
awesome--hey, you don't climb on the iguana! (a joke about the statue =
out front).  Besides, it's easier to get to all cool places from =
Minneapolis (like my house :)).  If anyone around here wants to meet, I =
REALLY would like to.  Repeat any local angels in Minneapolis or near =
contact me personally so we can meet.  I need to meet SOMEONE from the =
list after all.  Seeing pics of you all at JS wasn't enough. =20

Soooo...

Damon
"...swim for the shore just as fast as you are able... swim..."-morphine

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 05:11:31 -0500
From: Horter3@aol.com
Subject: Re: JC: AOL INTERVIEW!!

In a message dated 96-12-12 01:43:24 EST, Grrly1@aol.com writes:

> She mentions the Everyday angels and Jewelstock and how she feels about our
>  bootlegging her shows.

"they asked me to put on a free concert if they all came to Woodstock. I said
yes, and so people drove from San Francisco, Missouri, Florida, Canada, all
over. They camped out and called it Jewelstock. I recorded those sessions and
put some of the songs on the album."

Yeah!!!!  She mentions Gerrit and I and our drive from San Francisco.  :-P

Great interview.  Looks like we may be on the album!?!?  Yippee!!!

But enough gloating.  Thanks Thirza!!!

Tom

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 04:03:00 -0600
From: "Damon Schmidt" <daschmidt@sprintmail.com>
Subject: VERY little JC, Carter the Wunderkind, Harris tm, MN Angels Unite!!!

* The phrase "The Harris Brothers" is a copyrighted trademark and property
of
D. HARRIS, LTD. All future references in public posts should include this
copyright notice. Failure to do so will result in online responses from D.
Harris.

Just thought everyone (well, not EVERYONE) would be amused.  This is from a
post by Carter who is now with us again from back in the JS days.  I was
just thinking about it and I thought I'd annoy some people with
it(kidding).  Anyhow, Minnesota Angels Unite!!! 

Damon
"...but when we recovered i only though of you, and when you saw my hands
you shuddered, i realized how much i cared for you..."--when we recovered
TTWS--GP

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 04:11:00 -0600
From: Damon Schmidt <daschmidt@sprintmail.com>
Subject: RERERE:i'm sorry, but...AND NJC- one more thing about poetry...

I just wanted to say it wasn't really cj's archangel that made me think =
of the poem Letters Redly Signed, it was... hell, I don't even know, but =
it wasn't him...sigh... hey, where's Igor when ya need 'im?  Igor, your =
literary criticism would be appreciated:)... uhm, anyhow, you're all =
sick of ME by now...:(

Damon
"...I'm sorry I posted in response to the last three digests at once, =
but oh, well, Sometimes It Be That Way..."

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 21:30:02 +1000 (GST)
From: Manny Hechanova <mannylou@kuentos.guam.net>
Subject: (oops) from "newbie"

oops.  i forgot to provide basic personal information.  for starters, my 
name's Laurel (manny just owns the account...-he's not important- j/k) 
and yes, i'm a guam person.  so i'm tropical EDA #3!  and i already know 
Kerry...(*hi*)  anyway, thanks for the response! (someone said lots of 
mail was unavoidable.  oh darn.)  so... any questions?

:),
laurel

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 06:32:58 -0500
From: Mike Connell <ducksoup@spectra.net>
Subject: Re: Very Very JC:Here's that interview...

Mark S. (QRyche76@aol.com) wrote:

That Jewel said:
  
> S: I heard there were some live tracks on the album. 
> J: Yep. It was really sweet, my fans asked me over the internet- I 
> have a group of fans that named themselves after one of my songs 
> "Everyday Angels I'm Sensitive" -- they asked me to put on a free 
> concert if they all came to Woodstock. I said yes, and so people 
> drove from San Francisco, Missouri, Florida, Canada, all over. 
> They camped out and called it Jewelstock. I recorded those sessions 
> and put some of the songs on the album.

We are on the album??!!??!!??!!??!!?! YES!!, this is GREAT! This is
stupendous!, This is fantabulous! This is wonderful!!! This is 
Groovy!! (oops, showing my age here :) 

I wonder what song(s)???? Please, please, please be "1000 Miles Away",
or...or...or...or "Moon Over Austin"...or...or..."Nicotine Love"...or 
or...or..."Run Tonto Run"....or....or....         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This is...this is really really keen!
 
Mike

to Jewel:
P.S. I love you, your fan Mike

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 03:37:44 -0800
From: Victor Igor Wasylczenko <igorwas@smartcitysys.com>
Subject: Re: Very Very JC:Here's that interview...

Jewel was quoted saying:
> Right now I'm in Germany with this guy named Willie Deville from New Orleans.
> He has no following except in Germany. His crowds are so mean to me. I've
> never played such tough crowds. It's a humbling business. It feels good cause
> fame is only in other peoples minds. Its not a reality. 

She toured with Willie DeVille!  Incredible!  If you haven't heard any
Mink DeVille Cds, go out and invade your older brothers vinyl
collection.  He is great.  In a recent book I was reading, Willie was
interviewed about a friend of mine.  You see, he was outside the hotel
in New Orleans as the coroner was cartying out Johnny Thunders body.

Igor

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 03:15:47 -0800
From: Victor Igor Wasylczenko <igorwas@smartcitysys.com>
Subject: Re: Cleveland/ Re: Radio

> I'll give a nice prize to anyone who can give me one GOOD reason why the
> *!#& a theatre major needs to take math. really.. I'm serious here.

You will need the math inorder to figure out if the tips you are getting
from waiting tables will allow you to survive.  You probably already
know that the theatre is a labor of love.  You will have to be very
creative with your budget or find a sugar-daddy, stage door johnny or be
one of the few that make a real living with there art.

My Vanessa is an actress.  She is a graduate of both Pacific
Conservatory of Performing Arts and the drama program at Ithaca
College.  She is a very smart girl.  However, I must tell you about a
time I was driving her across country to school.  As we were driving
through Denver, I told her that we were at 5280 ft.  She looked around
for a sign and then asked how I knew that.  Because Denver is the
Mile-High City.  She wanted to know why I would memorize a fact like
that and I said no, I just figured it out with a fact that I did know.  
The fact that 440 yards is a quarter mile.  She seemed to be so
impressed that I was able to figure that out and drive at the same
time.  When I asked her if she knew how many feet were in a yard, I
couldn't believe how long it took her to tell me.  She then snapped and
said that she isn't going to need math for what she is going to be doing
anyway.  You should see how good she is at figuring out 10% of the
earnings she doesn't get to see that go to an agent.  You will need
math.

Igor

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 04:01:25 -0800
From: Victor Igor Wasylczenko <igorwas@smartcitysys.com>
Subject: Re: RERERE:i'm sorry, but...AND NJC- one more thing about poetry...

Damon said:
> sigh... hey, where's Igor when ya need
> 'im?  Igor, your literary criticism would be appreciated:)... uhm, anyhow, you're all sick of
ME by
> now...:(

All literary criticism will be answered by my client Sean Hooks,
resident EDA critic.

Sean Hooks mailto:SHOOKS@drew.edu
        - Managed and represented by Prince Igor Management

Igor

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 08:02:37 -0500 (EST)
From: Angel <khendry@ic.sunysb.edu>
Subject: YWMFM in the morning

	okay, i haven't been to bed since the last time I wrote a letter 
on here, which was a little after 3:30 last night,(or this morning), 
actually I didn't go to bed at all last night.  So, this morning after i 
finally finished my paper i went upstairs to take a shower.  Upon coming 
out of the shower i felt very strange, being how it was 7:30, and I don't 
usually get up until at least 10:00, at the earliest.  The only thought 
that came to my head was calling up my local Radio (Z100) and asking them 
to play YWMFM, just to put me in a good mood for the day, and to wake me 
up a little bit (the shower did such a good job of that-unless of course 
I was going to stay in it the whole day).  What I decided to do first was 
put the radio on, and low-and-behold I heard nothing other than YWMFM.  I 
just caught the latter part of it, but anything is better than nothing 
sometimes.  and this was one of those times. 

	Well, good Morning everyone.   Hope you have a nice day.


						katherine

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 05:33:06 -0800
From: Victor Igor Wasylczenko <igorwas@smartcitysys.com>
Subject: Re: NJC  Igor info wanted

GetSelena@aol.com wrote:
> 
>   THAT'S IT!!
>   Igor has picked on me since day one!  Right fellow and gal Everyday Angels?
> RIGHT??  Yes, everyone knows that it is true!
>   Some of you know that he has scared the shit out of me too.

All I did was send her an autographed picture, ready for framing. 
Rumour has it, my trust has been broken.  She has sent the picture off
to Dennis to scan and then scandelize me on his web site.  Good thing
the picture was an older one.  She would never recognize me now.

>   Seems like as soon as I start to be comfortable again, he pulls another
> one!   But, I think I am finally on to him.  I think I am beyond scaring anymore.
>   Mostly I am CURIOUS!!   I want the scoop on him!  The lowdown!  The dirt!
> And I want it NOW!!

Please, I beg you all to not let her know anything else about me.  Let
me explain.  She has been making trips to the Caribbean for the past few
years.  She met someone down there that has had a tremendous influence
on her.  She is now into Voodoo.  I'm sure she is making one of those
dolls to stick pins into.

> He is a list celeb, and I have not met him yet!  I've met most of the
> others!  I'm  one of the few who has even met Sean Hooks.  Anyone who wants a > description  of him.. just email me.  Ill tell.

She has turned into a list celeb groupie.  After she meets you, she'll
just go on to the next person and spit you out like well chewed gum.
  
> Everytime us edas get together, we get online and go on and on about
> eachother.  What we look like, what we were wearing..  you know.. the important stuff!
> But not with you westcoasters and Igor!!!   SINJIN!!!!   Sheesh!   GIVE!!

One week on AOL and private chat rooms and she already needs
professional help.

>   Is his nose really THAT big??

And she told me size didn't matter, it was only what I did with it.

>  And poor Kathy!  She must be a saint!

At least she got one fact straight.

>      LARRY!!   We have had a few emails!   Okay.. so maybe I was trying to be
> friendly so you would fill me in on Igor.  :)

Larry, I just want to remind you about client/attorney confidentiality.

> SO FILL ME IN!!!!

Now what do you think she really means by that.  She is the only person
I know that loves getting a tooth ache and going to the dentist.  She
was heard recently singing that old Diana Washington tune about a visit
to the Dentist.  The words go something like, "Drill me, fill me, do me
right."  Does anyone remember the name of that song or have it.  Please
write me if you do.

>    Tom Morales!  Just because I mistook you for another Tom..  you can at
> least tell me if he dresses funny.  Does he scare people?

I'll answer that.  I need help dressing and I even scare myself when I
look in the mirror.

>     I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!
>     I insist!    Does he have a wild look in his eyes?  Does he run around
> sniffing  people?  Does he wear plaid and cowboy boots?    Is he a weirdo??

Yes to all of the above.  We weirdos need to stick together.

>     Dont you all think that I, of all people, am entitled to know this?  YES.
>  taptaptaptap..  I'm waaaiiiiiting...
>    Selena

Only 14 hours to JewelTime!  But I'm starting to feel like a pin
cushion.  Ouch!

Igor

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 09:02:46 -0500 (EST)
From: the emperor of smurfs <peaches@dmapub.dma.org>
Subject: Re: save the linoleum

On Thu, 12 Dec 1996, Tegan Godwin wrote:

> How many tracks are on it and for what price does one usually get it
> for?
> On Gerrits list of CD's it states 5 songs.  I saw it advertised as:
> 7-track promo-only cd w/4 live & non LP tracks f/b inserts for $18? 

Hi Angels!

i don't think anyone has answered this yet, but if they have then please
forgive my sleepiness :)

StL contains seven tracks.  two of the tracks are the album versions
of "who will save your soul" and "i'm sensitive."  so i can totally
unnerstand why Gerrit listed only the five "rare" tracks. :)
                             
i have seen StL sold for anywhere from $5 to $50.  on average it sells
for $25.  so i would say that $18 is a very reasonable price for
this must have disc.

peace,

dave

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 10:07:00 -0500 (EST)
From: gregdunn@indy.net
Subject: Igor & math

Thank you, Igor!  I couldn't have said it better.

- -- 

| Greg Dunn                        | "Information is not knowledge; |
| GregDunn@aol.com                 | knowledge is not wisdom;       |
| GregDunn@indy.net                | wisdom is not truth."          |
| http://members.aol.com/gregdunn/ |                    Frank Zappa |

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Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 10:17:57 -0500
From: JAY_WILSON@yr.com
Subject: JC: American Music Awards

     Jewel has been nominated for "Best New Artist" for the American Music 
     Awards....
     
     
     NEW ARTIST: Jewel, Donna Lewis and No Doubt.
     
     The 24th annual awards will be broadcast live on ABC on January     
     27. 
     
     The nominees are selected on the basis of sales and airplay. The
     winners are chosen by a national sampling of about 20,000
     listeners.
     
     Any suggestions on putting the fix on this? (Kidding.)
     
     Jay W. 
     

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