From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #825 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Saturday, November 30 1996 Volume 01 : Number 825 Today's Subjects: ----------------- *NJC*-- An Unedited Letter to a friend STL from Cellophane Re: Web page Re: jewel-digest V1 #821 hmmm... Re:JewelStock and the legend of Harris... Re: [NJC] List Birthday Greetings The Craft soundtrack New member NJC : Adopt A Newbie FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions ) NJC: Ransom POEM: "Interknit" by Hillary Hays FROM JEWEL & LENEDRA(Forwarded by Mr BB) Re: NJC: It's so quiet!!! Re: NJC: pkzip thanks & turkeys Re: NJC:Happy Thanksgiving Re: SJC (Silly Jewel Content); an inane message Re: NJC Thanksgiving/big leaf tables Re: NJC: All the little animals or something. Re: NJC Thanksgiving/big leaf tables Re: NJC:Peace was reached Is everyone but me dead?? :) Re: [NJC] [PSA] happy holidays... NOT! Re: Web page Senz here with some real-live JC!! shutting my trap Re:NJC Thanksgiving/big leaf tables Re: NJC: Ransom Re: FROM JEWEL & LENEDRA(Forwarded by Mr BB) NJC: Any NYC EDAs goin to Mazzy Star Sunday? Ticketmaster I need HELP, please. NJC: Hard Rock Cafe Dec 6 RE: [NJC] [PSA] happy holidays RE: [NJC] [PSA] happy holidays jewel on audionet ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 22:05:54 -0500 From: chelsface@kktv.com Subject: *NJC*-- An Unedited Letter to a friend Ok.....this is my mega long rant about life. :) It turns in to a vent. If you want to read the poem that goes with it, e me. :) A letter to a friend Dear *****, Hi, hows it going? I'm doing alot better than the last time we spoke. Did you get Marilyn Manson tix? I know how badly you wanted them. It would be mega groovy if you got 2 and then we could go together, and we could have like a slumber party thing. And get totally smashed like last time. :-) So, how are you getting over the tough time you had with Wayne? I know it must be hard, because if he was two timing you to get revenge for you moving away for college, you can just drive up to Winnepeg, look him straight in the eyes and say "Fuck you, buddy. I'm moving away to college no matter whether you like it or not. And I'll listen to my Jewel and Tori Amos in my dorm, and your sorry face won't even cross my mind. That is how over you I am." And spit in his face. If I could do that with the asshole who broke my heart in 6th grade, then I think I'd be good fer the rest of my life. :) So I'm on this great mailing list. Its for Jewel. (you becoming a fan? I remember I put Angel Standing By and Amen on that tape for you. Jewel-request@smoe.org) And even though nothing is happening with Jewel these days, I can not check my mail for days, and come back to like 600 great posts and letters from people who know about the ordeal I've had to go through. Its great. They've been my angels. Oh, on that note, we brought these kids, well, a few of them anyway, in to Johns office. We talked, and all of the little pricks denied ever saying anything. In front of a fucking lawyer!!! And so I brought in Catie and Harvest and Cinda and Elsa and Morgan and a bunch of other kids. Sherra might've been there, too. Its all foggy, sort of. Like I was in a dream. And in this dream, the bad guys won. I woke up, and I said to myself "you can't let these assholes get you down, you can't let them win by telling all these goddam lies." And I went in to Johns office, I told him I could produce proof. And I brought in notebooks. Note books full of degrading comments about kids in our school kids like me, the kids who have no control over how they look and are very pretty but not kin a Jewel to Tori Amos or Cindy Crawford or Elle McPherson way. I'm not sure how I got possession of these notebooks, but they're enough to make the kids pay 6 thou each. And I feel great. For everything those little babies have done to me, I want to squish them like bugs. They brought down my self worth, and that is THE WORST fucking thing you could ever do to a fucking teenager! If I'm not worth shit in my image of myself, how will I look in others image of me? I will look like a nothing. And Shayna, you just know I'm one of the most goddamn sensitive people in the world!! If I let them feed off of me, let them see my tears that I've shed, well how will I look in their eyes. Yum yum eat em up goooood raw meat. Oh, shit. I'd better go. Its like 3 30 in the morning. I'm toasted. Love you lotz, Chelsea xoxoxo ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 01:59:39 -0500 From: surfrank@metrolink.net (SURFRANK) Subject: STL from Cellophane OK who are the 2 luckiest people in the world getting the STL cd from Cellophane? E-mail me!! Thanks. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 00:23:53 -0700 (MST) From: Chopped Liver Subject: Re: Web page On Fri, 29 Nov 1996, Thirza Pearl wrote: > I am getting a new web-page, and i know how to post pictures but i have > know idea how to post Sound and movie clips, can anyone help me out? It's like any other link, just put the sound file's file-name in there instead of an image file name. Chopped Liver (Charlie) watkins@selway.umt.edu Share publicly, flame privately, " 'Cause anyone can start a conflict it's harder yet to disregard it ". ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 02:42:46 -0600 From: "Damon Schmidt" Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #821 Hi, all! Not a heckuva lot of time lately, but I've been keeping up for the most part... That 1/29/96 tape set list as far as i've figured is.... Kiss Your Ass Pieces Of You Cold Song 1,000 Miles Away Here When Gone Little Sister Morning Song You Were Meant For Me Studies In Love #12 Circle Song Fragile Heart Fade Away I've Got The Blues More Than You Do Blues Life's A Big Mystery Show Fragile Flame Angel Standing By Near You Always Painters and now here's where I need help the last song I DON'T KNOW?!?---start out fly...honey across the sky... sleep and dream.... PLEASE HELP!!! I don;t know the neame of this one... sigh and I don't have JEWELSTOCK yet... sigh... Damon ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 02:51:54 -0600 From: Damon Schmidt Subject: hmmm... >didn't think there was such a thing as "American" culture. It's mostly >a mix of other peoples' cultures, isn't it? Except maybe "Indian" culture. >Which would be American. And now you're trying to take over the world >with Hollywood, Silicon Valley and the Coca-Cola Company (tm?). >I'm scared. >:) But I like coke . Don't forget Micrsuc..er soft... Damon "...better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world, than the pride that divides when a colourful rag is unfurled..." - ---that's right, the quotes do sometimes comment on the post.... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 02:37:53 -0600 From: "Damon Schmidt" Subject: Re:JewelStock and the legend of Harris... I just wanted to say thanks again to all who were in on JS...listened to the tapes today as soon as I got 'em and they are AWESOME!!! "...you say she loves a Harris, I find it hard to believe, because baby looks like a very smart girl to me..."----the lost verse of A Very Big Girl (COMPLETELY KIDDING, DON"T HURT ME!!!) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 22:47:10 +1130 From: kmosse@tyndale.apana.org.au (Mosse) Subject: Re: [NJC] List Birthday Greetings Pat Brown wrote: >Woo-hoo... I finally got this program working right so I can't wait to >start using it. (If any of you feel like hearing me blabber about techie >programming stuff just let me know.) > >Okay, it was mentioned a while ago that we should have some sort of >birthday greetings on the list. I thought it was a great idea (I actually >thought of it way back when I did that census thing.) but Amelie, who had >brought it up, had to go somewhere. Anyway, I've decided to pick it up >and carry it on the way I had originally thought of it. (Okay, I admit, I >stole the idea from another list I'm on.... but they don't have any >exclusive rights on it so I think it's okay.) > >Anyway, here's how it'll work. At the beginning of each month I will make >a post with all of the birthdays for that month. That's it, simply, ne? >Well, I've made it a little fancier; the particular greeting for each >person can be personalized, so you can have it say whatever you like. To >complicate matters even more (for me, at least), I've made a program to >spit out the greetings ready to be sent to the list, and cross-referenced >with the current subscribers. I must be really sick to make something as >simple as saying, "Happy Birthday" so darn complicated. > >So, to get to the pink, fleshy heart of the matter, when you send me your >birthdate you can make my job a lot easier by doing it like this: > >9-19 telliamed@juno.com "Happy Birthday to me!" > >So, when September comes around there'll be a line that looks like this: > >9/19 - Happy Birthday to me! > >That it, please note that your e-mail address and real name are not >included in the greeting. If you want them there, you have to write it >yourself in the quotes. Your e-mail address is there so I can check it >with the list and when you unsubscribe from the list, I won't bother the >list with birthday greetings for you (since you won't be here to recieve >them). > >Of course, we'll want to wish a happy birthday to people who aren't on >the list, well I've made accomodations for that (ain't I smart... don't >answer that). So, there could be an greeting: > >5/23 - You know who. ;) > >which would appear in my data file as: > >05-23 * "You know who. ;)" > >As you can see, I just use a '*' in place of the e-mail address, so >that's how you can send greetings to people not on the list. > >BTW, the particular greeting for the above person should be something >good, so why don't we discuss what it should be on the list. > >So, if I haven't confuddled the issue too much, let's get those greetings >in. It's too soon for me to have a greeting list out for December, so >it'll officially start January. If you have any questions, let me know. >If you think this is a wonderful idea that shouldn't go unrewarded, send >cash to Pat Brown, 1013 Dale St, Staunton, VA 24401. Send flames to >/dev/null or just general criticism to wrdavis@ite.net >...and send as many snowballs as you can to chelsface@kktv.com What about if you're away when your birthday is on, ie. me! I'm going on holiday and will be back about a week after. What's bonna happen there? Oh yeah, I'd also like to know whether I should unsubscribe while I'm away. Rachel *8) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 08:49:01 +0100 From: Thirza Pearl Subject: The Craft soundtrack Does any one out there have the Craft soundtrack and would be willing to copy it for me? I really LOVE the song "Under the water" I even downloaded the full version, it is awesome! Thirza ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:13:36 +0000 From: Wayne Lancaster Subject: New member Hello everyone!! I just subscribed the other day to this and I have been getting so much mail. This is my first time belonging to anything like this. It's pretty cool, especially since we are all Jewel fans. Did anybody see her this past summer at the Tradewinds in New Jersey? She was great. I wish I had a tape recorder though. I was wondering if anybody out there could make me a tape of one of her shows. I will mail the blank tape and everything to you. Just let me know. I am using my father's email address to belong to this list because when I graduate I won't have email anymore. So, obviously my name is not Wayne. It is Beth. I am kind of bored right now. I wish I knew how to do a chat with someone. I am email illiterate. Forgive me. I have to stay at my parents house all this week because they are away and I have to watch the dog. I hate watching her. She is a great dog and everything, but she wakes me up at 6am. Annoying!! The only good part is my dad has the computer so now I can write to you EDAs. So, does anyone live in NJ? That is where I am from. I go to Rutgers. I am going to the Z100 Christmas Concert. Sarah Mclachlan is going to be there too. Does anyone listen to her? She is so amazing. I saw her at the Garden State Arts Center, 4th row. I was in heaven. You have to check her out if you haven't already. Well, talk to you soon. Beth ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 11:22:41 -0500 From: CornflkGl@aol.com Subject: NJC : Adopt A Newbie FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions ) ADOPT A NEWBIE FAQ Q. Okay, first of all, what exactly IS Adopt A Newbie ? A. The idea of "Adopt A Newbie" has been floating around the list for quite some time now. It basically sprung from the fact that many new members to the list that joined us after July of 1996 were getting wildly confused. Up until that point, the list had been pretty much tight knit because a lot of us got to go through the great experience of JewelStock. Some of the new members on the list ( affectionately coined "Newbies" ) were feeling very left out, and voiced their confusions. Since the Everyday Angels list is more of a place to talk to friends than it is to learn news about Jewel, a lot of Newbies were very confused, and even felt left out because they couldn't join in all the laughs. The purpose of the "Adopt A Newbie" program is to get the newbies out of the dark. At one point, all of us on the list today were confused little Newbies, and it is in our best interest as true every day angels to help others whenever possible. At some point in October, the Adopt A Newbie program went into the works. The basic plan for the program is to pair up Newbies and Parents so that the Newbies can have their questions answered, feel part of the group, and hopefully make quite a few great friends. Q. Gosh, this is absotootley wonderful. So, how exactly will this program run ? A. The program will run on a kind of interview-mentor basis. Here is the basic outline... 1.) A copy of the AAN FAQ is sent to the list informing them that the program is up and running, and we need volunteers for parents and newbies to be adopted. 2. ) Replying parents and newbies will get the same survey to fill out about where they live, how old they are, what they do, when did they get turned on to Jewel, and what other artists they like to listen to. 3. ) Pairs will be set up according to correlations between the two surveys... starting with location, then other artists, then age, then job, then just all the stragglers altogether. 3. ) The parents will be sent a copy of the newbie's survey that we would like them to adopt. They parent can take them or wait for another. THE PARENT AND THE NEWBIE BOTH HAVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL AND ASK FOR ANOTHER PARENT/NEWBIE AT ANY TIME. 4. ) If the parent accepts, the Newbie will receive a copy of their parent's survey and a copy of the AAN FAQ. 5. ) The main purpose of this is to make newbies feel welcome and have their questions answered... if the questions are unanswerable by the parent, the Newbie can then write to the list about it. 6. ) The parent would ideally watch all the newbie's posts, and gently inform them of any wrong doing they might be getting into ( Ex : NJC and JC ) . This way the Newbie feels a much more personal, nice flame :). Q. Who do I contact if I'm confused about the program, or if I have a question after I read the FAQ ? A. Ah, yes. If this happens, you write to me, CornflkGl@AOL.com. Hi, I'm Rachel. Pleesedtameetcha. You should also get to know my left hand chickie, Jewelfan22@AOL.com. Her name is Liz, and I promise, she's not as scary as she sounds in her posts :). Q. Oh. Well... Why do I need to be adopted ? Can't I just ask the whole list a question, instead of just one person ? A. Well, yeah, you can. But the problem is this : imagine every Newbie singing on to the list and posting the same question- "What was JewelStock ?". After a not-so-long period of time, not only will the older members of the list not answer the Newbie, they will also get very annoyed at having to read the same question over and over. With AAN, the Newbie can just ask their question to their Parent ( who HAS to answer it, mwah hah hah...) and then , if it's STILL not answered, they can go to the list and ask. Q. It seems to me like this list has already set some of their own rules. Is there anything I should know as a well-informed Newbie ? A. Why , yes ! How strange that you should ask that, I was just thinking about telling you. There are three main, very basic rules to the list, that are very easy to follow out. 1) Everyone on the list has been asked to write JC ( Jewel Content ) or NJC ( Non Jewel Content ) at the beginning of their subject line when they post. This helps out the people who don't have much time and are just skimming through the list, looking for anything pertaining to Jewel. About 97 % of the discussion on this list doesn't even have a mention of Jewel in it. This is a truly common courtesy and if you do it, the old members will love you. 2 ) There are very loose rules to what you should and should not post. We have posts about Jewel dreams and "sightings" daily, as well as poetry, asks for help, and just general nonsense posts. The main thing to remember when posting is this : please do not post things like one sentence posts that the list would have no interest in. Try to be creative. Make up a cool nickname for yourself. If you're reading along in your mail and you want to write to the list about what you've just read , send only one letter ( instead of a reply to each post individually ) . if you are talking about someone else's post, please cut out and quote ONLY the part that you're talking about, not the whole letter. Again, this just makes things easier for everyone. 3 ) As one of the great oldies on the list says, "post publicly, flame privately." If you read something on the list that is glaringly wrong, or makes you really mad, or if you decide you can't stand a list member, don't tell the list. Everyone has feelings, and everyone can get those feelings hurt. If you have something to say that is mean or angry or insulting, send it to the person privately, or better yet- don't say anything ! Remember that we are every day angels and, as Jewel says, we don't realize how little cruelties can add up so quickly. Try to be nice and see where the other person is coming from before persecuting them. Q. Oh, okay. So... what exactly is a Harris Brother ? A. Arrgh ! Don't ask me, ask your list parent. That is EXACTLY what they're there for. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 09:56:58 +0000 From: tom morales Subject: NJC: Ransom This is for anyone who has seen the movie Ransom. Does anyone know who the bald, computer guy on the bad guy's side was? He looked like someone in a band but I can't come up with it. The name Zuniga was in the credits and that sounds familiar too but my brain is mush today. Help!!! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 13:15:33 -0500 From: Mike Schaeffer Subject: POEM: "Interknit" by Hillary Hays Hi all, The following is a poem writen by a friend of mine that I met a few weeks ago on IRC. In the last few weeks, we have spent countless nights up on our computers chating from 11 at night to sometimes 4 in the morning discussing our problems and the world in general. She wrote this poem to me about our relationship. She gave me permission to share this, I thought it was really sweet and that you all might like it. It really shows the power of IRC, when you finally find the right people to talk to. Send any comments to me and I will forward them to Hillary. Thanks for reading everyone, Take care, - -Mike "Devil's food cake will not be served due to the chef's religious beliefs. Angel's food cake will be on the menu." - -Dunkin' Donuts - Horseheads, NY "Interknit" For Michael Shaeffer I. If I try very hard I can read your voice. I can feel it lodged in the white, leapt from the space where words are exempt. It hovers, resonant, draped beyond the rim of monitors and my uncertain reach. You are text to me, text and not text. Breath in a vortex of fibers and light. And through hours after nights spent, our lines... a tent drawn taut against the split, I know the sound of you... II. Now, I come to the room where you sleep-- and your father doesn't see, doesn't hear the click of keys, the shift of feet, the way we cover our mouths to keep from letting on. Or how we dare to speak past the muteness of weathered houses and walled-off lives. Or that, on a clear day, I can see to Lake Ontario through your eyes. III. I think we have found the secret. How to touch past skin. How fishermen feel the rainbow swim below, until a surfacing. That hidden things aren't hollow, after all. Just here and there, a door, a ladder to, a knotted sheet tossed from a tree. We need no more than carving tools to leave our names in Beech. Our hieroglyphs on cavern walls, once faint, the blood-paint flaking there-- come back to life to tell us this is who we were before. ____________________________________________________ Thanksgiving, 1996 Hillary Hays :) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:14:24 -0500 From: ABershaw@aol.com Subject: FROM JEWEL & LENEDRA(Forwarded by Mr BB) Hi All EDAs, I just recieved messages from Jewel & Lenedra. They asked me to forward them to all of you. Here they are. Enjoy! Love, Alan (MrBB) Hello to all you wonderous ones, from Lenedra. Hiranya will not be around at all throughout the holiday so I am having Alan B forward this to you. I loved all the kind wishes to me in the Thanksgiving booklet. It was such a great idea and really lifted Jewel's spirits. Thank you for including me in your thoughts. Happy holidays to all. I hope no one is sad and lonely. It's wonderful knowing that people on this list do what they can to see that doesn't happen to their friends here. Warmly, Lenedra and here's Jewel's note to you: Dear Angels, A lot has been on my mind lately---I've been quite pre-occupied with my new album and, Lord forbid, I've been watching MTV! Which is never good for me. I start thinking 'How did I ever sell even one album?!'. When I see all those ultra-cool hipsters, or the super slick all-hype fast-talkers I look at myself and think, 'My next album doesn't even stand a chance. I'm too dorky, simple, retarded, etc. etc.'. So I was walking around with quite a too-serious look on my face when I saw this JewelStock Thanksgiving folder in my file on Lenedra's desk. It was so reasurring and timely to read that sincerity really counts and emotion touches people. I can do that!--so what a great reminder! Thankx to all of you for loving what I love to do! You help make my dream possible and keep my spirits high with all your lovely notes and gifts. I hope I return the kindness in my work. Sincerely and xoxoxoxo, Jewel ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 15:38:41 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: NJC: It's so quiet!!! > I know now why there's hardly any mail today - it's Thanksgiving - well almost - > you're all getting ready to be festive aren't you? Well those of us who don't > live where TG is celebrated will keep the list alive for a few days anyway, I > hope... Wait a minute....I thought thanksgiving was celebrated all over the world? You know, Irish Pilgrims, German Indians, Australian Turkeys (whoops, no offense). What's the deal here? SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter Bradley "American Arrogance" Porter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 15:58:03 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: NJC: pkzip thanks & turkeys > If anybody has or knows how to get one of those plush stuffed animal > Butterball turkeys that gobble when you squeeze them, I'd *really* love > to know!! > Kerry > > > If the gobbling butterbal turkey thingie is unavailable, I recommend everybody pop down to there local toy store and pick up a brand-new "tickle-me Elmo." These things rock. Loads of fun for everyone. Bradley "Really...I'm serious" Porter SenztvRtst ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:25:31 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: NJC:Happy Thanksgiving Okay, I have now decided that we can manage to set up a thread even in the dead-time of a holiday....so here goes On the Christopher Colombus, Indians, Discovery of America thing. I think it's important to point out that there were many warlike AND peaceful Native American (NA) tribes in the new world (thousands really). Some didn't mind at all sharing their land with the "new tribe" the white man. But I think we all agree that no matter who was good or bad, the Europeans, Italians, Portugese, French, and whoever else were hell-bent-for-leather to exploit the new world as much as they could. The NA's were an inferior "savage" race that was simply supposed to swept away in damn near every case. Find me a person who spoke out against the teatment of the NA's in the fifteenth century, and I'll show you someone who was lynched in about thirty seconds. Also, I think it should be noted that Christopher Columbus, didn't have a CLUE where the hell he was int he first place. He never planned on discovering a"new world" he just wanted to get to India, and set up an express route for the spice trade. On his death bed he still insisted that there was no "new world," and that everybody but him needed to take asecond look at their maps. I agree that the education of our children is slanted, but it's gotten better, and there's always room for improvement. Did anybody else but me think that Gerard Depardieu's movie "1492" was a complete riot? just my .02 SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:30:24 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: SJC (Silly Jewel Content); an inane message > giving thanks in the time honoured tradition of watching football, > here's my contribution to the inane message theme, including my Jewel > experience of the week. > Ever lived with a shower that seemed to be limited to two options; > either water that was cold enough to freeze Walt Disney solid or, if you > moved the control a fraction of a milimetre, a resulting temperature > that approximates bathing in molten lead? > I lived with the audio equivalent in terms of my clock radio. Either the > volume would be at a decibel level just slightly below that of a spider > dancing on a sponge, or, if you so much as breathed on the volume > control, you'd get a sound wave loud enough to bring down low flying > aircraft. After living with this Hobson's choice for the last - oh, I Oh, Gerry, Gerry, Gerry.... God lord my sides. My shower actually follows this pattern (that of flaying the skin from my body, and then cryogenically preserving me until the next branding) so I totally identify. I'm still laughing, Jesus. Sorry to reprint the whole thing, but hey, it's worth reading again. SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:35:34 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: NJC Thanksgiving/big leaf tables > so badly to run up the staircase, tuck in my horter, and fly down > Selena, steering clear of leaf tables. > Okay, fine, enough. I'm am now officially breaking down and asking just what in gay hell a "horter" is. I must have missed something about 328 posts back. SenztvRtst Kermit ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:38:37 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: NJC: All the little animals or something. > light makes us tired or something. There's supposed to be vitamin B in > sunlight (well, maybe not IN the light), isn't there? It's very scientific > and logical and stuff. Myself, I'm always depressed. I don't follow seasons. > > /Alexander "always wanted to write 'copulate'" Stamou > > Yes, Little Alex, there IS a Santa Claus...and there's also vitamins in sunlight, but you only need to get about three seconds of sunlight to get your RDA (recommended daily allowance for those who don't read cereal boxes). Now where the hell did I ever pick up that little factoid? SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 18:34:01 -0800 From: Selena Subject: Re: NJC Thanksgiving/big leaf tables BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > > > so badly to run up the staircase, tuck in my horter, and fly down > > > Selena, steering clear of leaf tables. > > > > Okay, fine, enough. > > I'm am now officially breaking down and asking just what in gay hell a > "horter" is. I must have missed something about 328 posts back. > > SenztvRtst > Kermit Sheesh!! I was beginning to think that NOBODY read my posts!! :) It was a test to see if anyone would make it to the end. Looks like you are the prize winner. I really don't know what a horter is. It started as a typo on irc. I forget what the word was suppossed to be. Just something normal. So then their was a race to see who could use the word in a post. Because it really seemed like a cool word. But it seems you are the only person to notice. Selena.. I am calling my volleyball team 'The Horters' next year. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:43:49 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: NJC:Peace was reached > name in that post. I did go with the rest of my family, though I know my > mother was not happy about it, and almost refused to go herself! Thank you > all for your help!-Toni Just for the let's-tell-Senz-soemthing-to-shut-him-up-and-he-can-file-it-away-somewhere-and-never-use-it-again-hell-of-it.. Just exactly what color(s) is your hair? just wondering. SenztvRtst Kermit ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 14:17:58 -0500 From: chelsface@kktv.com Subject: Is everyone but me dead?? :) Hi! Where is everyone?! I'm beginning to think that you're all dead!! Its too quiet here.. I'm bored, too......oh please please someone who sees this write me, because I'm having a very hard time believing that everyone has a life. Why, I'd be glad to talk about the monosyllabic sequences of a Monarch butterfly......how long it takes for acough to travel up through your trachea up to your throat.....I'd be willing to talk about almost anything at all!!!!! write me write me write me!!! :-) Chelsea ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:56:57 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: [NJC] [PSA] happy holidays... NOT! > > This is a great idea. I also have found writing a letter to someone > and not sending it (assuming it's not appropriate) is great as a > release too. I thought you guys might be interested in this. Two girls in my apartment building found them themselves very annoyed at two different things at the same time. One girl, Allie, had been cut off in traffic, and it really ticked her off, and the other girl was unhappy with her relationship with her boyfriend. Well, the boyfriend was unaccessable and obviously Allie couldn't track down the bad driver. So, to work out their frustration, they both wrote long, ranting, fairly incoherent letters to these people, picked an address out of the phone book, and mailed them. It made them feel much better to think that two innocent people somewhere in Murfreesboro would be utterly and completely confused in about two days. I got a big kick out of it.... What did I write this for again? SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:58:13 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Re: Web page > > I am getting a new web-page, and i know how to post pictures but i have > > know idea how to post Sound and movie clips, can anyone help me out? > Yeah I'd like to know too. > > Just saw Jewel in Vail. They don't let her talk much. She doesn't look > like she's very comfortable or happy. > We're all very concerned, but could somebody please tell me what one has to do with the other? SenztvRtst Bradley "maybe next time Tom could post seperately" POrter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 17:09:12 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: Senz here with some real-live JC!! > > Thankx to all of you for loving what I love to do! You help > make my dream possible and keep my spirits high with all your lovely notes > and gifts. I hope I return the kindness in my work. > Sincerely and xoxoxoxo, Jewel > Ooooohhhhh. Just as I read this the very end of "Nikos" was playing on my system. "P.S...I Love You...Your Sister Jewel" right as read these words!! I still have chill-bumps. SenztvRtst Kermit ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 17:20:11 -0600 (CST) From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Subject: shutting my trap It seems silly for me to post about posting too much, but I figured I might as well apologize to the people who's mailboxes I am unintentionally stuffing. This will be the last one for awhile (I'm getting off-line) and I'll try and keep it down... SenztvRtst Bradley "but you did enjoy the posts anyway, right?" Porter Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 18:20:20 -0500 From: UvAY Subject: Re:NJC Thanksgiving/big leaf tables I thought it was an incorrect use of the word "hortative", an adjective meaning "overburdened with instruction and the proprieties", which, in a way would make sense, metaphorically (I guess)... Have fun, be wise, look both ways before buying that laughing Elmo... Matthew "For that he was a spirit too delicate to act their earthy and abhorrid commands..." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 16:24:50 -0700 From: jeth@nmt.edu (No Preservatives Added) Subject: Re: NJC: Ransom >This is for anyone who has seen the movie Ransom. >Does anyone know who the bald, computer guy on the bad guy's side was? >He looked like someone in a band but I can't come up with it. The name >Zuniga was in the credits and that sounds familiar too but my brain is >mush today. Help!!! Daphne? She must be very versatile, Melrose Place has done wonders for her... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 19:58:29 -0500 From: gregdunn@indy.net (Greg Dunn) Subject: Re: FROM JEWEL & LENEDRA(Forwarded by Mr BB) >Hi All EDAs, > I just recieved messages from Jewel & Lenedra. They >asked me to forward them to all of you. Here they are. Enjoy! That's great! Yet another reminder that we can make a difference, and in doing so, free our favorite artist from some of the fear and depression that inevitably recurs while waiting for a new project to reach fruition. Thanks for forwarding that to the list, Alan. - -- | Greg Dunn | this is slowly taking me apart. | | GregDunn@aol.com | grey would be the color if i | | gregdunn@indy.net | had a heart. | | http://members.aol.com/gregdunn | Trent Reznor | ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 21:16:22 -0500 From: ABershaw@aol.com Subject: NJC: Any NYC EDAs goin to Mazzy Star Sunday? Hi all, I'm experiencing this strange euphoria from knowing EVERYONE enjoyed my last post, but sorry, its just a self serving one this time: Are any NYC EDAs going to catch Mazzy Star at The Supper Club tommorrow night(Sunday)? I'm cruisin into NYC solo & would be happy to hook up there with any EDAs that might be going. Drop me an email if you are. Thanks! Alan (MrBB) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 22:09:04 -0400 From: Tegan Godwin Subject: Ticketmaster I just wanted to vent on how I just got sc**wed by ticketmaster for the upcoming Jewel concert I was going to. I had placed my order for tickets for the WERZ Christmas concert being held at UNH on Dec. 3 and was told I would have floor seats, Row N, seat 12. I just received my tickets on Friday and they gave me tickets for something in the stands/bleachers Row Q! I called them up and they said they couldn't do anything about it and they didn't even apologize. This is the third time this has happened to me or a friend of mine. What's up with Ticketmaster. Do they like scr**ing people over? That's my grief. Do you think I should call up the radion station whose putting this concert on to tell them what they did? Let me know. I've got only a few days before the show. What stinks is, I'm taking the time off of work, driving 2 hours to see her (which is always worth it) and now I'm going to be looking thru binoculars. Life s*cks right now. I'll have to do things in person which means driving 1+ to the closest outlet if I want to see anyone. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 22:14:32 -0500 From: CornflkGl@aol.com Subject: I need HELP, please. Okay, guys. One of my friends has been marginally suicidal for the past few weeks, and I've been trying to help him out of it. Anyway, he just came by my house, and my best friend's house, and dropped off a whole ton of stuff at both of our houses. We're talking important things, like STL, and signed pictures of Jewel, and tapes and CDs and stuff. I'm talking to him on the phone right now, and I'm trying to figure out why he gave it all away, but he's just saying random things like " I needed to clean out my room". I know this is a problem. I need somebody to help me out and tell me what to do. Rachel ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 23:25:21 -0500 From: William Li Subject: NJC: Hard Rock Cafe Dec 6 Hi Everybody How was everyone's T-day, gain any weight yet? If not there is also Christmas to gain some. Anyway, the reason I am writting is not long ago someone ask about who won any ticket to see the event on Dec 6 in Hard Rock Cafe in Boston and it seems like not much people respond. I am just checking again if there is any more winner for the ticket. Well, good luck if you are trying to win the tickets. William - -- CH3CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH3 William H. Li Chemistry Dept. S15876wl@umassd.edu University Mass. at Dartmouth "I can't belief I missed JS!" N. Dartmouth, Ma 02747 CH3CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH2CH3 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 13:13:34 -0600 From: Lehmann Subject: RE: [NJC] [PSA] happy holidays >Hmmmmm Winter, cold, and snow always seem to cheer me up, and summer >and heat seem to make me depressed and agitated. >Any ideas on what I've got? :) ====== whatever it is, it's the same thing I've got!! --CJ--the hot chick--the anarchist--the human being--the vegitarian--the wierdo--the... ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Dec 1996 05:30:08 +0100 (MET) From: Alexander Stamou Subject: RE: [NJC] [PSA] happy holidays On Sat, 30 Nov 1996, Lehmann wrote: > >Hmmmmm Winter, cold, and snow always seem to cheer me up, and summer > >and heat seem to make me depressed and agitated. > >Any ideas on what I've got? :) > > whatever it is, it's the same thing I've got!! > --CJ--the hot chick--the anarchist--the human being--the vegitarian--the wierdo--the... Yes! Me too. :) At least I used to. Right now I miss the light. Maybe it's because I sleep during the day. Oh, well. Batman! Wait for me! Gotta go. :) /Alexander "writer, musician, silly boy" Stamou ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 23:33:40 -0500 From: rich Subject: jewel on audionet Don't know if anyone is aware but there is a 40minute concert of jewel in houston on: http://www.audionet.com/concerts/jewel/ you will need at least real audio 2.0 It's got surprisingly great quality too!! Rich. ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #825 ***************************