From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #803 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Thursday, 21 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 803 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NJC: some stuff Re: NJC: nyet: Re: JC, I guess: 60 sec. commercials Re: About the JS Thanks thing Re: New Record Re: NJC Question about music and computers Re: Totally Useless Crap Re: Nipples Re: NJC - Woody Allen quote Jewel Jewel JC: jewel's a cutie NJC: 78's Jewel Jewel Jewel JC; Dissing our beloved Re: Jewels middle name Re: oh, yeah, forgot Get me outta here!!!!!! Re: Kevin bacon Re: Kevin bacon NJC: other lists Jewel: IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NJC Re: Get me outta here!!!!!! Re: NJC Question about music and computers Re: Kevin bacon YWMFM Single Re: Re[JC?(sorta)]: middle names and yodeling ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Matthew Milner Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 05:09:45 -0500 Subject: NJC: some stuff To Sinji (is the n back yet?) The Roof Is On Fire was a song by the world famous Rockmaster Scott and the Dynamic 3 I don't know if that's where it originated, but it's old school rap so it's likely. The chanting the line at parties became big around here (Philly) around the time of the MOVE fire if you've ever heard of that. >"My name is Jewel/And I am folky/My name is Jewel/The One and Only" > >- -- >Andrew Vernon >avernon@scott.net > >O+> = The Artist Formerly Known As Prince and now known as O+>. Whoohoo! I'm not the only O(+> fan here!!! I was just sitting here sleepless at 5AM grooving to Emancipation and this got a laugh out of me. Jewel is the only artist I respect half as much as him (ducking frisbees! hey, if our heroine still refuses to give up her art in 20 years she'll be on the same level) Actually, I believe the two are very similar. Let's sit the two of them in a room and see who could write the most albums (that wouldn't get radio play) in a day :-) Oh well, I'm rambling (whaddaya expect at 5AM???) Matt ****************************************************** Matthew Milner mmilner@motown.lmco.com st92homi@post.drexel.edu Lockheed Martin Drexel University Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. -- Dorothy Parker GO FLYERS!!!!!!!! ****************************************************** ------------------------------ From: GraywolfLA@aol.com Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 06:42:27 -0500 Subject: Re: NJC: nyet: Re: JC, I guess: 60 sec. commercials (psst... i knew that) zdrastvuitye, tavarisch. L. ------------------------------ From: Mike Connell Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 06:44:06 -0500 Subject: Re: About the JS Thanks thing William Li wrote: > Only 81 messages!? You mean to tell me that there was only 81 persons > that thinks JS was worth while enougth to say Thank You to JEWEL. > Wasn't there more than that in JS? (I did not have the > opportunity to go to JS, still I would think there was more than 81 > person show up!) 150 EDAs went to JewelStock, about 235 EDAs have tapes right now. 81 is a GOOD response as this latest "JS Thanks" was not publicized on the Jewel-news list. Many of the EDAs who went to JS are on the News-list now, and for various reasons some have unsubscribed totally. Also, alot of people have already written Jewel before thanking her for Jewelstock (via Hiranya), AND we had two guestbooks (Thanx to Rachel/Cornflkgl@aol.com) circulated to all the EDAs at Jewelstock, which most signed and wrote letters to her and her mother then. It was given to Jewel at Jewelstock. (Lenedra mentioned "And what a good idea the guest book was!" in her post to the list a few days after JewelStock) Mike ------------------------------ From: "Dean E. Harris" Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 08:19:42 -500 Subject: Re: New Record Sinjin said: > CASEY_HANSEN@msn.com wrote: > > > > Do you think that Jewel will thak us on the liner notes of her new record? > > Just Wondering. > > > > Danke, > > Case > > Nope, but she'll probably THANK us ;) > > Sinjin, trying to be just like Dean H. > Well, you can't. Because, well, um... you're just to damn tall. How can someone well over 5' (maybe even 6') be like me. We all know, and there's proof on the web, that I'm only 18" tall. :) Dean "the one and only" Harris P.S. Besides, I don't correct typos... just misuse of grammer. Oh, wait. I did make fun of somone's Joad for Joan typo. Oops. Random Quote: The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. - -Albert Einstein Thanks, Dean Harris MCIS 137 Hoyt 529-5351 ------------------------------ From: "Dean E. Harris" Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 08:21:58 -500 Subject: Re: NJC Question about music and computers Sinjin said: > I have two questions I was hoping someone out there can help me with. > First, I've long known the chant, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on > fire..." Where does this come from? I've shouted it at parties for > years and heard it in several songs, but never knew where it originated. > Wasn't this from an old Cool and the Gang song. Maybe. You older folks help us out with this one. Mike C., Dennis H., Igor? Random Quote: They smell, they snarl and they scratch; they have a singular aptitude for shredding rugs, drapes and upholstery; they're sneaky, selfish and not at all smart; they are disloyal, condescending and totally useless in any rodent-free environment. - - Jean-Michel Chapereau on cats Thanks, Dean Harris MCIS 137 Hoyt 529-5351 ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 15:15:39 +0100 (MET) Subject: Re: Totally Useless Crap Re: Nipples This is the closest answer yet! On Thu, 21 Nov 1996, BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > > | > > |=20 > > | > > / | / > > [:P]=3D( =A4=A4=A4)=20 > > =09 | \=09=20 > > !---- =20 > > WWWW > > /\/\/\ > >=20 > I think it's a stick man bungee jumping into a bunch of begonia's. > I swear, that's what it really looks like... ------------------------------ From: Steve Melisi Date: 21 Nov 1996 09:56:59 -0500 Subject: Re: NJC - Woody Allen quote RE>NJC - Woody Allen quote 11/21/96 Annie Hall's intro actually goes like this: The other big joke for me is one that is usually attributed to Groucho Marx but I think it appears first in Freud's Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious, and it goes like this--I'm paraphrasing--I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. That's the key joke I think for me in my relationships with women. I bet Jewel really likes Woody too, so this is an appropriate chain of chatter. ------------------------------ From: Justin Wherry Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 09:18:22 -0500 Subject: Jewel - -- [ From: Justin Wherry * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- Dear Kerry, Hi, welcome to the list! I'm a Jewel Fan too! What do you think of Jewel's new video? Well that's all for now! Justin ------------------------------ From: Justin Wherry Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 09:23:32 -0500 Subject: Jewel - -- [ From: Justin Wherry * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- Dear Steve, Hi, wuzz up! I'm a great fan of Jewel Kiltcher! Did you know she called herself Juel once! By the way where did you read Jewel likes Woody Allen! Well that's all for now! Justin ------------------------------ From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:13:36 -0600 (CST) Subject: JC: jewel's a cutie I first was turned on to jewel from radio play (public radio is a godsend, dont' let the congress kill it), and when I saw pictures of her, I was pleasantly informed that she was also beautiful. I saw that as added bonus, or something. She's got a beautiful voice, a beautiful mind, and a beautiful appearance. If she could only play frisbee well she'd be the perfect woman. - --tim gavin "help control the pet population, get you pets spayed or neutered." ------------------------------ From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:27:54 -0600 (CST) Subject: NJC: 78's Greg: I just sent a message about 78's. Don't you get the wierdest looks when you mention them? I have a bunch of stuff on 78, but I've never been able to listen to them because almost no one on the face of this earth has a 78 turntable anymore. The only ones I've ever seen are super-deluxe models from the 70s and 80s, and those big cabinet ones everyone's grandma has. ok, whatever - --tim gavin P.S.-they're made of a ceramic acetate, in fact (at least mine are, circa 1930s and 40s), before vinyl was used. Have you ever seen the movie Swing Kids? One of the characters cuts his wrist with a broken 78. Can't do that with this newfangled vinyl. "with your cold heart shining in the sun long may you run." --Neil "herbert" Young ------------------------------ From: Justin Wherry Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 09:36:30 -0500 Subject: Jewel - -- [ From: Justin Wherry * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- Dear Dean, Hi, I'm a Jewel Fan too! I really like her music! What is her new album called! Justin ------------------------------ From: Justin Wherry Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 09:41:59 -0500 Subject: Jewel - -- [ From: Justin Wherry * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- Dear Greg, Sorry if I offended you, I'm just trying to be nice! I like saying hi to everyone on the list! Justin ------------------------------ From: Justin Wherry Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 09:45:40 -0500 Subject: Jewel - -- [ From: Justin Wherry * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- Dear Mike, What does EDA mean? Justin ------------------------------ From: Gerry Lipnowski Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 11:06:31 -0500 Subject: JC; Dissing our beloved I noticed those rather unpleasant comments about Jewel on the Veruca Salt and Tori lists, which - unfortunately - reminds me of an equally offensive blurb I ran across in a recent 'alternative' magazine out of Toronto. Among the endearing observations they made was something such as "..no wonder Joni Mitchell has distanced herself from this monstrosity..." My only question is: Is anyone aware of anything critical (or otherwise) that Joni has ever said about Jewel? Please say it ain't so: It would be like discovering your best friend hates your spouse... Gerry ------------------------------ From: Charles Nicholson Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 08:35:18 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Jewels middle name If jewel was to be given a middle name, it would HAVE to be something like ANGEL, ANGELIC or sumthin similar, but not Angela. that would make her Initals to be JAK, and then we'd just call her JAK. :) On Wed, 20 Nov 1996, Thirza Pearl wrote: > > What would you give her as a middle name? > > Hmmm.... How about Jewel Neo-folkie Kilcher?? > > Or > > Jewel Adrian Kilcher? > > Or > > Jewel Chime bells Kilcher?? > > I think it would have been a better question if you asked what nick name > we would give her, in that case I would have to say: > > Jewel "The girl with the Race car song" Kilcher > > Thirza "Clueless and Proud" Pearl > Roland D. Steedlam, Eternal Champion of Lyrnn G.E.M. Virtual Adept, Reality Hacker - -=: Information doesn't WANT to be free, it wants to be expensive :=- ------------------------------ From: Chopped Liver Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:27:57 -0700 (MST) Subject: Re: oh, yeah, forgot On Wed, 20 Nov 1996 hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au wrote: > Yeah I read that while waiting for the bus this morning. Interesting how a woman > mentioned jewel's cleavage and looks several times in one article....why the > fascination? Obviously this woman had the hots for Jewel. Chopped Liver (Charlie) watkins@selway.umt.edu Share publicly, flame privately, " 'Cause anyone can start a conflict it's harder yet to disregard it ". ------------------------------ From: Tygarts Valley High School Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 11:33:14 -0800 Subject: Get me outta here!!!!!! Please delete my e-mail address from your mailing list. I am a teacher at a high school where some of my students accidently added my name to your list. My e-mail address is twamsley@access.k12.wv.us Thank you, Tom Wamsley Tygarts Valley High School ------------------------------ From: Charles Nicholson Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 08:38:35 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: Kevin bacon The way to do this would be to figure out what movies Jewel did soundtracks for, then try and find a link between that movie and one of its stars who has a link to kevin bacon, or figure out if there's a link which has another artist doing a soundtrack who did a soundtrack for a movie that kevin bacon was in. On Wed, 20 Nov 1996, Thirza Pearl wrote: > I was wondering How many steps Jewel is away from Kevin Bacon, can > anyone figure this out? > > Thirza > Roland D. Steedlam, Eternal Champion of Lyrnn G.E.M. Virtual Adept, Reality Hacker - -=: Information doesn't WANT to be free, it wants to be expensive :=- ------------------------------ From: Sinjin@ecn.com Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 08:40:23 -0800 Subject: Re: Kevin bacon roland@coyote.csusm.edu wrote: > > The way to do this would be to figure out what movies Jewel did > soundtracks for, then try and find a link between that movie and one of > its stars who has a link to kevin bacon, or figure out if there's a link > which has another artist doing a soundtrack who did a soundtrack for a > movie that kevin bacon was in. NO fair! That's cheating...you gotta go the Wizard of Oz route, also starring Nathan Lane! ------------------------------ From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 10:35:01 -0600 (CST) Subject: NJC: other lists I think it's sad that members of other lists don't respect Jewel, while most members of this list respect other artists. (vapid generalization, I apologize) I guess that makes us more appropraitely named "angels". But, it bothers me that someone would suggest flooding someone's mailbox due to what they said about Jewel. Actually, I'm generalizing again; I figured it would be hate-mail type stuff, but if it's civil argumentation, then I guess it's OK. But, whoever has been making those mean Jewel comments seems adamant in their opinion, and that they would be antagonized by someone trying to argue with them. Ok, don't mind me. - --tim gavin "we dress like students, we dress like housewives, or wear a suit and a tie, changed my hairstyle so many times now, I don't know what I look like." --Talking heads, "life during wartime" ------------------------------ From: Justin Wherry Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 10:54:37 -0500 Subject: Jewel: IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - -- [ From: Justin Wherry * EMC.Ver #2.5.02 ] -- Hi, since it looks like I'm the only EDA from Indiana I'll be promoter for Indiana! So my new name will be Justin "Official Indiana Jewel Promoter"! Justin: EDA "Official Indiana Jewel Promoter" ------------------------------ From: Sinjin@ecn.com Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:13:27 -0800 Subject: NJC Re: Get me outta here!!!!!! twamsley@access.k12.wv.us wrote: > > Please delete my e-mail address from your mailing list. I am a teacher > at a high school where some of my students accidently added my name to > your list. Hehehe, somehow I don't think it was very "accidental" :) +Sinjin ...uh, not that I'd ever do anything mean like that to any of my teachers hehehe ------------------------------ From: Sinjin@ecn.com Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:20:47 -0800 Subject: Re: NJC Question about music and computers tccdeh@mcssrv1.mcs.muohio.edu wrote: > > Maybe. You older > folks help us out with this one. Mike C., Dennis H., Igor? Oooohhhhh!!! You're gonna get it for this one!! ------------------------------ From: Jay Notte Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 12:24:46 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Kevin bacon Jewel opened up for Neil Young, who played with David Crosby, who was on Roseanne with John Goodman, Who was in always with richard dreyfuss, who was in what about bob with Bill Murray, who was in ghostbusters with dan akryoyd, who was in blues brothers with john belushi, who was in Animal house with....Kevin Bacon Jay On Wed, 20 Nov 1996, Thirza Pearl wrote: > I was wondering How many steps Jewel is away from Kevin Bacon, can > anyone figure this out? > > Thirza > ------------------------------ From: Sinjin@ecn.com Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 09:38:56 -0800 Subject: YWMFM Single Ok, I've been trying to figure it out ever since I saw the video, but now that I have the single I've been staring at the cover for hours trying to figure out this one question: What the hell is the little boat made out of? Looks to me like some sorta crumb cake with a sail...any ideas? Oh, also...just what does the boat represent/symbolize in the video? Or is it just there to confuse shallow dolts like myself :) La...and thanks, Sinjin! (ha! fixed the damn disappearing "n" for all you other netscape users out there...now I sign off with Sinjin! so all you will lose is the ! )! ------------------------------ From: Chopped Liver Date: Thu, 21 Nov 1996 10:59:26 -0700 (MST) Subject: Re: Re[JC?(sorta)]: middle names and yodeling The only thing that comes to mind is Jewel Short-stack Kilcher. :) Chopped Liver (Charlie) watkins@selway.umt.edu Share publicly, flame privately, " 'Cause anyone can start a conflict it's harder yet to disregard it ". ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #803 ***************************