From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #793 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Tuesday, 19 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 793 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Bjork oh, yeah, forgot Re: Eleanor McEvoy [none] another duff and capello excellent adventure.... Re: Vocab,Weddings,and Toy Nipples? Re: NJC, Question Re: short and stacked Re: NJC: WOMAN My take on YWMFM! a little JC on first times Re: NJC: Re: Nipples Re: your mail web page update In case you care Reading Together NJC, but MNP (much nipple content) mugshots? LJC (very little jewel content), about 2% Re: West Coast Gathering jewel plugged (don't go there...) Re: NJC: Nipple Discussion NJC: Scanning pics Re: oh, yeah, forgot NJC: Re: Vocab,...,and ...? re:jewel vs. tori ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Duckman" Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 13:25:19 EST Subject: Re: Bjork Kerry writes: anybody else into Bjork? write! - Into Bjork? She's GREAT!!! I've got BOTH of her albums, not to mention one of her cd's when she was with the Sugarcubes! She rocks! ~sTeVe"Duckman"~ ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 13:18:07 -0600 Subject: oh, yeah, forgot The Details article was written by a woman. That's right a woman said Jewel was "short and stacked"... Damon "...to sleeep perchance to dream..." ------------------------------ From: Eric Haglund Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:26:49 +0500 Subject: Re: Eleanor McEvoy For those of you EDAs who liked Eleanor McEvoy (she performed before Jewel-atleast in NH), I've got some information on her.Some are unconfirmed so check local radio/press/venue for details. Some tentative tour dates are: Nov. 21 - Boston (South Station) / WBOS - free noon appearance I know I keep posting about this but I'm trying to figure out if it is even going to be worth fighting through Boston to try to get to see her or if she will be done before I get there. Does anyone have information on this?-Eric ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 13:47:59 -0600 Subject: [none] >Le chien n'est' pas joli parce que il mange une voiture- ( El perro no esta >feliz por que come un carro )( The dog isn't happy for he ate a car) shouldn't it be parce qu'il mange une vioture? Damon "...est-ce qu'il y a un souris dans votre poche?..." ------------------------------ From: Laura Capello Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:18:41 -0600 (CST) Subject: another duff and capello excellent adventure.... okay. who's going to st. louis? .... big al? dean? water man? rocker? james judd? hello? duff and i will be leaving on wednesday 11 after finals for st louis (our shortest trip yet. only four hours. i'm so impressed.) check in somewhere (any ideas loomer?) and head for the concert. sleep a lil (heh. maybe. although hanging out with EDAs is prefered) and drive back to KC in time for finals on thursday. so... if your gonna go, or thinking about going (that way i'll talk ya into it) gimmie an email. capello ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:33:34 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: Vocab,Weddings,and Toy Nipples? > "Bradley Porter, aka Sensitive Artist, even though I still think it says > 'Sensitive Rust.' He's a neutral (or is that neutered?) warrier in the > fight of good against evil who's only goal is to set a record for not > saying anything even slightly related to Jewel." > > There, that better? and a big warm fuzzy to you... Oh yeah, and here's my Curly.... "Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!! nyuk, nyuk,nyuk" (with accompanying hand motions- and scrunchy-like face) Bradley C. Porter Sensitive Rust Kermit Scooter P.-on-the-S. You will be interested to know that "Nyuk" is a technical term derived from the Latin "Nyukiano" which means- to look goofy. ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:40:02 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC, Question > > > I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong. We all start as as females. That's > also the reason there are slightly more women then men. > 42, > Tuff > > To tell you the truth, I can't remember to save my life, and I sold my biology back to buy groceries, so I guess the entire list will be left hanging until so brainiac actually pulls out their biology book, blows the dust off of it, and looks it the heck up. But I do know that a certain part of the female anatomy (I won't say what, you know, it's a family list) is DIRECTLY related to the male sex organ, so that's what I was going off of. SenztvRtst Bradley "I wanna be Ben Nye, The Science Guy" Porter Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:46:49 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: short and stacked > On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > > I positive all of you will be insane interrested in the fact that in > > french the phrase to describe a "stacked" woman is... > > > > "There are many, many people in the balcony" To close this list off nicely, I asked someone who has half a brain about French last night and discovered that the actual phrase is... Il a ya plus, plus l'homme de la balcon I know you will instantly adopt this phrase into your everyday vocabulary... SenztvRtst Bradley "C+ in French" Porter Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:51:44 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC: WOMAN > > > think this way. Buy the way I just learned how to scan my picture so I am > > > having fun if anyone would like to see me just let me know. Sorry if I > > > hurt any male out there who is acually a nice guy. Cutiestpie Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.... If someone could slip me the address to the yearbook, I'd really like to check it out, and yeah, I'd like a picture of cutiestpie too.. Bradley "I probably could have found the info myself" Porter SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ From: Raphael the archangel <75271.2740@CompuServe.COM> Date: 19 Nov 96 15:48:59 EST Subject: My take on YWMFM! Angels: I just finished watching YWMFM for the first time . It was on MTV at 3:40pm. Ok , now I wish that I hadn't seen that damn video. It could be the most frustrating experience I've ever had. Seeing Jewel so perfectly beutiful and being so sensual , she's sexily cute in that vid. It was frustrating cause I wanted to be the guy next to Jewel there. Plus the song synchronizes perfectly with the mood of the video. Both the YWMFM vid and the scene from Braveheart in which Mel Gibson and Catherine McCormack have the chat about we're he's been are the 2 most frustrating experiences I've ever had. That's the only time in which I really wish that I could be living a T.V fantasy. BTW: it has prolly already been discussed , but who is the guy in the vid? well until then your auto cheap archangel: Rafa ( who had been thinking on cutting down the pouring coffee down his pants , but after watching the video will probably continue pouring it at a faster rate) Galinanes ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:58:16 -0600 (CST) Subject: a little JC on first times Your parents saw Elvis!! (that seems kind of mystical for some reason) Have any of you ever had that really strange moment when you realize that at one time your parents might have just possibly been pretty cool? My parents (when they were married) actually climbed into my Dad's beat-up old car and drove to New York City to see Simon and Garfunkel in Madison Square Gardens...I couldn't believe it. It made me think of the first time I saw Jewel (and Tori, actually), and it gave me a nice warm, fuzzy close feeling with my parents... Bradley "Jewel - uniting the generations" Porter SenztvRtst ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:59:48 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC: Re: Nipples > > Actually, there was a tribe recently discovered in India, in which > all the men -- about 500 in all, it not being a large tribe -- were born > with no trace of nipples, and never developed any throughout all their > lives. > > They are now known as the Indian Nipple-Less 500. That....was....really....bad.... But did everyone notice that he used my word? (actually, it's as the very beginning of the joke) SenztvRtst ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:02:14 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: your mail > > Damon > > "...est-ce qu'il y a un souris dans votre poche?..." > "Is there (something) in your dog?" This one has got me stumped, and my Franglais dictionary isn't handy... SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter "Pepe danse sur la table dans la restaurant" (Pepe dances on the table int he restaurant) ------------------------------ From: Gregory Willms Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:25:54 -0500 (EST) Subject: web page update hi all. just like everyone else, ive added a poetry page to my site. if you would like something put up there, just mail me and we'll work it out. id doesnt have to be inspired by jewel or anything like that. eventually, im going to add an entry for the page in the poetry index of yahoo!. young, old... good, bad... long, short whatever... just let me know. - -greg - ---------------------------------------- http://www.geocities.com/broadway/2606 | - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing." -- Edward Abbey - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Let me have music dying, and I seek no more delight." -- John Keats - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: "Dean E. Harris" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 16:15:42 -500 Subject: In case you care Not that anyone gives two hoots, but I'm changing the e-mail address that I have subscribed to the list. My other address is still there, so if you have me in your nicknames file (yeah right), you don't need to change it. I'm just changing so I can set up better filters than the other account can. Random Quote: Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. - - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) The Rejected Statement Thanks, Dean Harris MCIS 137 Hoyt 529-5351 ------------------------------ From: "Dean E. Harris" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 16:35:46 -500 Subject: Reading Together OK. Someone suggested we read a book together. I kinda liked this idea. I have a CD-ROM that has many classics on it. I thought it might be fun to post a chapter or so a week. People could read it, then discuss it. Anyone else think this is a good idea? If so, what book would you wish to attempt this with? This would accomplish a few things. One, it might encourage people to read. It would also allow us to get an idea of each others beliefs, thought processes and perhaps morality (all depending on the book we choose). The more I think about it the more I like this idea. If you're interested, send me (not the list... some people don't care) confirmation in your interest and a couple suggestions for the book you would like us to use. If we get enough people, maybe we'll use the list to do this. If not, or people complain that they don't want us to use the list... then I'll send each person a list of the names and addresses of the interested parties and we can each make a mailing group. Dean "book man" Harris Random Quote: The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is uncapable of exercising real discretion... in the long run it will create a generation incapable of appreciating the difference between independence of thought and subserviance. - - Henry Steel Commager (b.1902) Thanks, Dean Harris MCIS 137 Hoyt 529-5351 ------------------------------ From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:29:29 -0600 (CST) Subject: NJC, but MNP (much nipple content) as for a man with no nipples, ken dolls have no nipples nor genitalia. - --tim gavin "tune in tokyo, tune in tokyo!" Girls just want to have fun ------------------------------ From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:15:51 -0600 (CST) Subject: mugshots? Sinjin: Hey, can you help us scannerless people in drawing and sending a pic? Actually, I have a draw program, but I don't have the foggiest idea how to send it to you. Or wherever it shall be sent. Help? My printsipal point, though, is that we have been taken over by "prints" puns. - --tim gavin "I guess what I've been trying to say, is that some of you out there are into this kind of stuff, and, man, I'm with you." --Arlo Guthrie, "the Celery Gap" ------------------------------ From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:43:38 -0600 (CST) Subject: LJC (very little jewel content), about 2% Wedding REception? Where will it be? I'll carve the ice sculpture. Any suggestions? Besides an ice scuplpture of jewel, I wouldn't do her justice. I could go abstract, but that'd be silly. How about the pope? Or William Jennings Bryan? Or a big Squirrel? or a big beaver, for that matter? hmmm? JS tapes are on the way, doo-dah, doo-dah when I get them that's all I'll play, Oh, doo-dah-day - --tim gavin "Facts just twist the truth around, facts are turning things inside out." Talking Heads ------------------------------ From: Mark Salamon Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 15:03:18 -0800 Subject: Re: West Coast Gathering Larry said: >EDA alert! The EDAs on the west coast will make the Rugburns show at >the Belly Up this Friday a mini-EDA gathering. Sheesh, looks like I am gonna miss this one.....some friends and I are gathering to view the new Star Trek movie that evening...... Oh, well.....next time...... later, mark *********************************************************************** * Yo, Ho! Yo, Ho! A pirate's life for me! * * We plunder, we pillage, We rifle and loot! * * Drink up, me harties, yo, ho! * * We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot! * * Drink up, me harties, yo, ho! * *********************************************************************** * Mark Salamon marksalamon@earthlink.net * * Orange, California http://www.earthlink.net/~marksalamon/ * *********************************************************************** * SCORESHEET FANTASY SPORTS!! * * football The Army of Darkness (NFL81) 8-3 tied for 1st place * * hockey Les Connards Sur La Glace (eNHL300) 7-8-0 in 3rd place * * basketball The Sicilian Quarks (NBA27) 2-3 in 4th place 3 games back* *********************************************************************** ------------------------------ From: "Larry G." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:08:24 -0800 Subject: jewel plugged (don't go there...) Re: When did Jewel first play with her band? I Saw her 5/4/96 at Anson Ford Theater in L.A., she also said it was her first time; but Adam shows her first as 5/3/96 in San Francisco. I guess our Jewel likes to keep doing things for the very first time! "Everybody wants to feel brand new!" Larry ------------------------------ From: Slunk69090@aol.com Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 17:14:31 -0500 Subject: Re: NJC: Nipple Discussion In a message dated 96-11-19 08:00:50 EST, you write: << > > > > But the nipple information would be encoded in the DNA, wouldn't it? And > > the DNA surely knows if it's a boy or a girl before it forms organs of > > any kind. And, while we're (I'm) on the subject; has anybody ever met a > > DNA? What do they look like? Don't answer spirals, because then I'd have to > > dive into a toaster... > > > > Actually (and apperently I DID learn something from biology) everyone > starts out as a boy. Everyfetus develops male sex organs until the > third? month (I think) and then a chemical is released (either estrogen > or testosterone) that determines the sex of the fetus. > > I know you all were just DYING to know that... > > SenztvRtst > Kermit > Scooter > Bradley "we also have tails until the third month" Porter > I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong. We all start as as females. That's also the reason there are slightly more women then men. 42, Tuff >> No no no...you guys...its not random...and the zygote doesn't get to chose. True, all mammals start out the same...and eventually ( throughout the progress of development ) their history of evolution is portrayed...but that doesn't have anything to do with sex. Sex is ENTIRELY dependant on the males contribution to the conception. We all should know...Y Chromosome: Male X Chromosome: Female. Just thought I'd add my ramblings to the clutter. Don't forget to check for the P.S.! Have a Nice Life! \\\|/// º¿º V Mac You can call me Slunkers ( or the genius if you deem it necessary ) "Like a daisy rooted in rot and rubbish. Forced to grow in strange rooms, fed neon and cold pizza." Jewel -As A Child I Walked P.S.: Let's stop naming 3 threads at once under the same topic. Let's change the nipple discussion to: NJC: Nipple discussion and the print discussion to: NJC: Print Discussion. Okay? ------------------------------ From: Sinjin@ecn.com Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:15:13 -0800 Subject: NJC: Scanning pics In an attempt to get more pics up on the yearbook site, I'm volunteering to scan a pic for anyone who sends it to me. Just send the photo along with SASE to: Sinjin 3525 Brookhill St. La Crescenta, CA 91214 Please either write on the back your name, or put a post it note with your name there. I'll scan the pic, mail you back your photo, and email you either a the .gif La, sinjin ------------------------------ From: hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au Date: Wed, 20 Nov 96 09:12:04 EST Subject: Re: oh, yeah, forgot Yeah I read that while waiting for the bus this morning. Interesting how a woman mentioned jewel's cleavage and looks several times in one article....why the fascination? I've never read an article that mentioned Tori's bra size or anything...I found another Jewel story too in #19 Accoustic Guitar World...has this one been mentioned here already? It's pretty cool. I have it here. Ani, Suzanne Vega and Jewel all in the one magazine. Very interesting. And the music for WWSYS which we all have anyway...she also rates an ever so insigficant mention in an ad in the early pages of the magazine where it lists a whole bunch of artists who use a certain kind of string. Her name is there as well as Ani and others. Cool! Helen _______________________________________________________________________________ Subject: oh, yeah, forgot From: "Damon Schmidt" at mgdestmx01 Date: 20/11/96 8:56 AM The Details article was written by a woman. That's right a woman said Jewel was "short and stacked"... Damon "...to sleeep perchance to dream..." ------------------------------ From: GraywolfLA@aol.com Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 17:21:13 -0500 Subject: NJC: Re: Vocab,...,and ...? FYI: "nyuk" is the Swedish pronunciation for NJC ------------------------------ From: Heist Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 17:21:38 -0500 (EST) Subject: re:jewel vs. tori I know i'm about a week behind but i just read something very interesting from Sean: "They are being marketed very differently however despite the fact that Boys For Pele is about ten times more radio friendly than Pieces of You!" Some of the dance mix singles *maybe*, CALS *sorta*... What other BfP songs are radio friendly. Lord knows WWSYS is ten times more radio friendly than anything on BfP, as evidenced by its HUGE popularity. Heck, guys in my dorm who hated female vocalists were singing it and they bought the cd... The song got overplayed and everything. Granted PoY as a whole is not very radio friendly but i could see Foolish Games, in addition to a few of the more upbeat songs as radio successes. I dunno, feel free to discuss. Jake - -- http://faraday.clas.virginia.edu/~jrh4v ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #793 ***************************