From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #791 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Tuesday, 19 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 791 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Jewelstock anniversary & EDA Yearbook page Re: marriage is bliss...;) Re: Vocabulary Lesson (was Re: Educate don't condemn) Re: jewel-digest V1 #789 Re: NJC, Question NJC: A SINCERE APOLOGY NJC: Harris Bros? Re: NJC: Harris Bros? Re: Swedish Song (Wolph and dolfin) :) Re: NJC: Harris Bros? Clueless Have a Little... Have A Little Faith In Me Re: short and stacked West Coast Gathering NJC: Patty Griffin Re: Women Re: Sweden calling Derrick... Some JC/some NJC-Robert Miles NJC: Woody lines NJC: Nipples/Sean's the man /Jewel(Sj) women Jewel Wallpaper ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:53:56 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: Jewelstock anniversary & EDA Yearbook page Sinjin, you're more then welcome to come over here and frisbee w/ me. I'll be waiting at the international airport! 42, Tuff - the ILi EDA On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 Sinjin@ecn.com wrote: > Hmm, just realized today is the 4th month anniversary of Jewelstock. > Cool...but has it really been that long? > Anyway, I just checked out the Gerrit's EDA Yearbook page and noticed > that many of us don't have pictures on there. Therefore I've taken it > upon myself to hunt down each and every one of you who do not have a > picture up by December 18 (the 5th month anniversary) and nail you in > the head with a frisbee! Don't make me resort to violence, scan a pic > already (or draw one as Crunch did)! > Time is running out... > Sinjin > > ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:04:18 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: marriage is bliss...;) On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 W1GGY2@aol.com wrote: > Pat Brown wrote: > >On Sun, 17 Nov 1996 14:30:59 -0800 wrdavis@ite.net (Katherine Davis) > writes: > > Whatever house you want is fine with me! I like to live in the > >city myself. what kind of car should we have? > > > > Now just wait a minute, you two.Before you run off doing anything > remember that this union is, as yet, unsanctioned. Fortunately, I am a > minister so you can just mail me your vows and we'll make everything > official. > > Hmm... the first EDA Wedding. We should put more planning into this. > Who's going to be the maid of honor? << > > That would HAVE to be Selena, of course. After all, she's the only maid on > the list who HAS any honor (not that I'm calling Selena a maid, although she > does do some mean windows, and about the honor-thingI was just kidding. She > really has no honor at all. Right Igor? - And by the way, I finally escaped) > Dennis can play the organ (no sexual innuendos intended) and Mr. BB can give > the bride away. Liz will be the flower child (I mean flower girl or flower > woman or flower female) and Skinny Pete can get it all on video which will be > available to all on the Sprynet web page (password: Racecar Driver). Later at > the reception, Mike Connell can give the first toast, telling us who will > speak next and in what order. Sinjin will be DJ, spinning only Jewel tunes of > course, and we'll all dance, being careful not to step on Dean who is, after > all, only 18" tall, and ignoring Tom Proven who will no doubt be doing > SOMETHING extremely embarassing. And Eric, I'll drive. > > I can't wait! It should be a blast! > > Happy nuptials, > Amy > Hold it, now. I think that we may have someone more veteran then Selena as the maid of honour (no offence, Selena). There's this Kilcher character who has something to do with the list, though I'll be d@mned if I remember what :-). As for Sinjin being DJ, well, we just have to decide in advance what song will be used as the new couple's first dance. Oh, and I'm sure we can find something original, rather then the standard "here comes the bride...". So, who's got a jet, and is willing to give me a lift? 42, Tuff ------------------------------ From: Dean Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 08:18:00 EST Subject: Re: Vocabulary Lesson (was Re: Educate don't condemn) On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 16:56:20 +0000 Tom Morales said: >IMHO Ignorant means you choose to ignore what you have learned and make >stupid mistakes and do stupid things because of it. > >Never learning or being uneducated may mean you have never had the >opportunity to learn something be it at a higher education institution >or in nature or on the streets. > To end the confusion on the word ignorant, I'll quote the Heritage dictionary (ok, so I don't have Webster's). Notice that the origins of the word ignorant do not include the word ignore. That's one of the problems with the english language. So many words come from different languages that when two sound somewhat alike, people assume they originated from the same word... or one originated from the other. But hey! Isn't vocabulary fun. :) ignorant (™gŘner-ent) adjective 1. Lacking education or knowledge. 2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake. 3. Unaware or uninformed. [Middle English ignoraunt, from Old French ignorant, from Latin ignoráns, ignorant-, present participle of ignoráre, to be ignorant, not to know] - - igŘnorantly adverb Synonyms: ignorant, uneducated, untaught, unlearned, untutored, unlettered, illiterate. These adjectives mean lacking in knowledge or education. Ignorant can refer to a person's low level of knowledge in general or to the person's lack of information about or awareness of a specific fact or subject: was ignorant of the hidden dangers. Uneducated, untaught, unlearned, and untutored imply lack of schooling: uneducated youngsters; untaught people whose verbal skills are grossly deficient; an unlearned group incapable of understanding complex issues; an untutored genius. Unlettered describes one deficient in book learning: exhibited contempt for his unlettered colleagues. Illiterate most often refers to the inability to meet an established minimum level of achievement in reading and writing: developed special tutorials to assist the illiterate sector of society The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition copyright 1992 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from InfoSoft IOnternational, Inc. ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 03:51:44 -0600 Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #789 sorry to post this NJC but, Tori subbers can send to rdt-req@novia.net with subscribe your e-mail address or precious-things-request@smoe.org with subscribe your e-mail address or torinews-request@chilhuly.com with same message Damon "...any kind of touch, i think, is better than none, even upside down..." - --Tori ------------------------------ From: Dean Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 09:18:30 EST Subject: Re: NJC, Question On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:41:05 -0500 Wiggy Amy said: > >Mauveprints? Peachprints? Violetprints? Rainbow Prints? >Fingerprints? >The Artist Formerly Known as Prints? >Prints Charming? Frog Prints? > >Just thought I'd add my own suggestions to the fray. > No, no, no! With Rainbow Prints everyone would think (and discuss for weeks) that the architect was a homosexual. :) Dean "bringing up realllly old threads" Harris P.S. Sorry to newbies who just don't get this. ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 09:23:40 +0100 Subject: NJC: A SINCERE APOLOGY Lehmann wrote: > oh... i'm sorry. I didn't mean the 'nyeh's for the list, just to Pat Brown about something i did on Angry-psychos. I see he's already cleared that up.(thanx!!) > bye bye babes > --the hot chick--CJ > lehmann@bmtc.net > > ps a great big hug & kiss to Pat Brown (see this time i used your name!!) for settling everything, i love you hon. > Ok, I guess I Should make This A public announcement, I am Really Really Sorry, for Flaming CJ. It was wrong of my to do it (especialy in public) So I just want Everyone To Know that I am APPOLOGIZING!(I cant spell) Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry soryy sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry There I think I have learned my lesson! Thirza "Couldnt be sorrier" Pearl ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 09:32:57 +0100 Subject: NJC: Harris Bros? Umm... Guy I have heard You reffer to the Harris Bros. For a couple of weeks now and I have only seen Dean on the List, Is this another conspiracy, or are you just trying to confuse me? thirza "Still clueless about everything" Pearl ------------------------------ From: Dean Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 09:33:14 EST Subject: Re: NJC: Harris Bros? On Tue, 19 Nov 1996 09:32:57 +0100 you said: >Umm... Guy I have heard You reffer to the Harris Bros. For a couple of >weeks now and I have only seen Dean on the List, Is this another >conspiracy, or are you just trying to confuse me? > >thirza "Still clueless about everything" Pearl > Yes and yes! Dean Harris ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:49:33 +0100 (MET) Subject: Re: Swedish Song (Wolph and dolfin) :) On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Tom Proven wrote: > It is beautiful in its simplicity. AndI like the way she alternates > characters speaking with each new line. I don;t think I;ve heard another > song that did that, at least in a solo version of a song. Maybe this > should be a duet? You up for it Alexander? Only if I get to sing with Dolph Lundgren. *hysterical coughing ensues* I could do the guitar solo though. > Time for my Swedish lesson, You know, that could be misinterpreted... /Alexander "What, no guitar solo?" Stamou ------------------------------ From: Gregory Willms Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 09:57:22 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: NJC: Harris Bros? what most people dont know is that the other harris brother is a mere figmentation of dean harris' psyche. dean paid an actor to show up at jewelstock and pretend to be the fictional "dennis harris." the thing is, dean always wanted an older brother, and when his attempts at constructing one out of paper mache at age 7 failed, he completely lost it. since then, hes just been rambling on and on about this "dennis" guy that doesnt even exist. heh... harris "bros.", yeah right... :) all in good fun guys, all in good fun :) On Tue, 19 Nov 1996, Dean wrote: > On Tue, 19 Nov 1996 09:32:57 +0100 you said: > >Umm... Guy I have heard You reffer to the Harris Bros. For a couple of > >weeks now and I have only seen Dean on the List, Is this another > >conspiracy, or are you just trying to confuse me? > > > >thirza "Still clueless about everything" Pearl > > > Yes and yes! > > > Dean Harris > - -greg - ---------------------------------------- http://www.geocities.com/broadway/2606 | - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing." -- Edward Abbey - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Let me have music dying, and I seek no more delight." -- John Keats - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 15:59:59 +0100 (MET) Subject: Clueless "Bad movie. Baad." Remember George Bush? Or is that a poor impression? I have a fever. I think. On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Anthony Trudeau wrote: > Oh, yeah I have to close off with a famous > line from the movie Clueless as you did.... As if. > > and it screws us all up. Then you say we are bitches. Whatever! > > Cutiestpie. /Alexander "too short to be the perfect son-in-law" Stamou ------------------------------ From: Jennifer Rae Hicks Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 10:01:25 -0500 (EST) Subject: Have a Little... I'm glad I finally found out about that song. I knew it was on the Phenomenon soundtrakc, but I didn't know if Jewel had written it. I heard someone else singing it on a commercial for that movie that was on Sunday night about Bob Saget's sistre. Anyways, speaking of nipples, Chris, didn't you have a joke about nipples? I can't remember who told it to me and I really don't remember the whole thing. Little Earthquake ------------------------------ From: Michael Alowitz Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 10:17:24 -0500 (EST) Subject: Have A Little Faith In Me > > >I'm glad I finally found out about that song. I knew it was on the >Phenomenon soundtrakc, but I didn't know if Jewel had written it. I heard >someone else singing it on a commercial for that movie that was on Sunday >night about Bob Saget's sistre. That was John Hiatt singing. Joe Cocker also released it, I think the alblum was called Have a Little Faith. My favorite version is Hiatt's as it appears on Hiatt Comes Alive at Budokan?. Hiatt also sang it for the Benny and Joon soundtrack. Mike ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 16:19:48 +0100 (MET) Subject: Re: short and stacked On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > I positive all of you will be insane interrested in the fact that in > french the phrase to describe a "stacked" woman is... > > "There are many, many people in the balcony" Zere are plenteee peepel in ze balcony. That's french, that is. Apologies in advance to all the french farmers and possible french-speaking Canadians on the list. > Bradley "That blue ribbon for the most useless posts IS MINE" Porter I have a feeling people won't like this competition, but permit me to say "I challenge you!". Don't worry peasants! I've already won. Hear me now, worship me later. Yaa. Oh, and was I supposed to put the Swedish words in the Swedish song as well? I don't remember. /Alexander "I just wanna pump you up." Stamou ------------------------------ From: "Larry G." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 07:51:39 -0800 Subject: West Coast Gathering EDA alert! The EDAs on the west coast will make the Rugburns show at the Belly Up this Friday a mini-EDA gathering. Guaranteed celebrity appearance is IGOR! All are invited and welcome! Blue ribbons for id? Hope to see lots of wings & halos.... Larry ------------------------------ From: Gregory Willms Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 10:56:48 -0500 (EST) Subject: NJC: Patty Griffin hello all... is anyone going to see patty on friday in covington, ky? just wanted to know if there would be any other angels there... - -greg - ---------------------------------------- http://www.geocities.com/broadway/2606 | - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing." -- Edward Abbey - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Let me have music dying, and I seek no more delight." -- John Keats - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: Antichrist Superstar Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 11:00:52 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Women Women are the root of all evil. And they know it. - --Xkin "There's no time to discriminate, hate every motherfucker that's in your way." - --Marilyn Manson "Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man." - --Tool On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > > I see women as beautiful creatures that are filled with love, caring, > > honesty, and trust. Then they grow up and get so hurt by men and their lies > > and it screws us all up. Then you say we are bitches. Whatever! > > > > Cutiestpie. > > > Ouch. > > SenztvRtst > ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 16:59:13 +0100 (MET) Subject: Re: Sweden calling Derrick... On Tue, 19 Nov 1996, Reggev Michael wrote: > And what's wrong with being foreign? Actually, I think you're foreign. > Back me on this, Alex! Just because someone's in another country, it > doesn't mean they are foreign. After all, from my perspective, every > member of the list is foreign, except for me. I am sure Alex had the same > experience. And there's absolutly nothing wrong with that. I'm not sure exactly what you're saying, but I agree 100%. /Alexander "We foreigners stick together." Stamou ------------------------------ From: "Duckman" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 17:10:27 EST Subject: Some JC/some NJC-Robert Miles Fellow angels, First off, I have to say that I am enjoying Jewel's new YWMFM single. Got it last wednesday, and life's been cooler since! Her vocals are fabulous. And the cover to the cd? Incredibly beautiful, as Jewel has always been! :) Secondly, I recently got Robert Miles album "Dreamland", which contains his hit single, "Children". Go out and get the album if you haven't already!! It's beautifully melodic, yet also up-beat. Just buy it! Trust me, it's awesome! For any that do have it, or when you do get it(and you WILL get it, or I'll have Cornfed come after you!), check out track#6-"One + One". It's my favorite song. Very nice. Could even be a possible wedding selection! ;) Later! :) ~sTeVe~ "What the hell are YOU staring at?" - Duckman ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 17:05:53 +0100 (MET) Subject: NJC: Woody lines On Tue, 19 Nov 1996, Reggev Michael wrote: > > And the Great Woody Allen line... > > > > Those who can't teach, teach gym! > > Christopher G. Lewis > I thought the great Woody Allen line was: "I wouldn't want to be a member > of a club that would accept someone like me as a member", or something > along those lines. And I thought it was: "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." /Alexander "too short to be the perfect son-in-law" Stamou ------------------------------ From: Raphael the archangel <75271.2740@CompuServe.COM> Date: 19 Nov 96 11:38:34 EST Subject: NJC: Nipples/Sean's the man /Jewel(Sj) Hello Angels: "Something to play with" could be a reason man have nipples. But I belief that we have them , cause if we didn't we would look really silly when going to the beach. You know , we have pectoral muscles , and if we were to have no nipples ... I don't even want to imagine a no-nippled man. ( sorry if I offended a no-nippled man on the list). Sean's the man!! All I have to say is that since he got in trouble that time he said he hated to see Jewel go mega-popular , I have agreed somewhat with all he says. I mean there are a couple of shots that I'm not sure about ... but deep in our hearts we know that Sean holds some truth. If he offends well ... there's nothing wrong with that. Well maybe there is , but this discussion didn't affect anyone in the psychological area , or did it? I still haven't seen the YWMFM vid. I always have MTV or VH-1 on and they never play it while I'm there. I don't know , but I think that Jewel's fast rise in the mediums are slowing down. Don't flame me. Here i used to see 12 times WWSYS on the Box , then I saw it 12 times on VH-1, and then 6 times in MtV. Well actually , she hasn't stop rising , I think that that song was burned out . Jewel is fresh and hopefully not fed up with any of this. QUE MUCHA MIERDA HABLO! until then your auto cheap archangel: Rafa -Le chien n'est' pas joli parce que il mange une voiture- ( El perro no esta feliz por que come un carro )( The dog isn't happy for he ate a car) ------------------------------ From: Cutiestpie@aol.com Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 11:45:40 -0500 Subject: women Ever since I wrote what I thought about women I have gotten a lot of hate mail. I did not mean to hurt anyone. I do know that men get hurt too, but I am a girl and you have to relize I have been hurt so I have been trained to think this way. Buy the way I just learned how to scan my picture so I am having fun if anyone would like to see me just let me know. Sorry if I hurt any male out there who is acually a nice guy. Cutiestpie ------------------------------ From: Antichrist Superstar Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 11:53:50 -0500 (EST) Subject: Jewel Wallpaper I made this collage of jpg pictures I have of Jewel into a bitmap image and use it as wall paper on my computer. If anyone has Prodigy or would like to send me a floppy so I can copy it for you I would be glad to. - --Xkin "There's no time to discriminate, hate every motherfucker that's in your way." - --Marilyn Manson "Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man." - --Tool ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #791 ***************************