From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #790 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Tuesday, 19 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 790 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NJC Take to the Sky Re: JC: Jewel's *new* single... Jewel on R+J *NOT* Re: Jewel vs. Liz Phair Re: Vocab,Weddings,and Toy Nipples? Re: cool SPAM you might want Thanksgiving and A Prediction hmm 1-29-96 show re: men, women, lizards, orangutans Re: jewel-digest V1 #788 Re: cool bootleg you might want Re: Thanksgiving and A Prediction NJC - Re: what's with the prints? Re: Paintin' the prints... Re: hello..?.. Re: Sweden calling Derrick... RE: Jewel wasn't kiddin ":) Re: NJCRe: Educate don't condemn Re: Re[2]: hello..?.. Re: NJC, Question RE: NJC, Question ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jennifer Rae Hicks Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 01:14:36 -0500 (EST) Subject: NJC Take to the Sky For the guy who made the bootleg I think that Take to the Sky is Tori Amos song....."but my priest says, 'you ain't saving no souls' my father says...Have a seat while I Take to the sky..." Was it that one? Jenn( Little Earthquake) ------------------------------ From: QRyche76@aol.com Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 01:21:03 -0500 Subject: Re: JC: Jewel's *new* single... In a message dated 96-11-18 22:42:54 EST, you write: > No matter how many copies of WWSYS we drag out of the >stores, they just keep getting replaced with more. Are they gonna have to >delay the new album to July so they can clear all the back stock out first? I'm afraid of what happened to Hootie & the Blow-dudes wil happen to Jewel. The general public was just getting sick of "Only Wanna Be With You" and "Time" when Hootie's second album Fairweather Johnson was released. The reaction? Instead of "Oh boy, a new Hootie album," they get "Oh no, not another Hootie song!" Please let there be a little time in between WWSYS and the new album! For her sake! - Mark ------------------------------ From: telliamed@juno.com (Pat Brown) Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 00:42:31 EST Subject: Jewel on R+J *NOT* The subject came up and I could not remember what song on the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack was substituted for The Face of Love. And whatever happened to Adopt A Newbie? All the fuss we went through and I haven't heard a peep out of it yet. - ----- telliamed@juno.com ### All opinions expressed are yours. You have only yourself to blame. ### ------------------------------ From: telliamed@juno.com (Pat Brown) Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 00:12:55 EST Subject: Re: Jewel vs. Liz Phair On Tue, 19 Nov 96 14:03:49 EST hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au writes: >I have tried and tried to like Liz Phair after hearing Tori say how >good she >thought she was but it's no use. I just can't do it. She's too harsh >for me. I >like a little softness and there doesn't seem to be much there. Just >shock value. But maybe that's just me.. > I don't listen to her that much because the music doesn't really appeal to me. But I love her lyrics, they're so powerful I just read them and it seems to me they don't necessarily need the music. Even so, she's a great artist. One of the two "Derrick"s on the list said... >has anyone else heard how Jewel beat out Liz Phair to be named the >most >attractive singer/songwriter??? i think Jewel deserved to win. Liz >isn't bad >but she's no match for Jewel. if you wanna see for yourself, go to: >http://parker.eecs.berkeley.edu/~gsu/music/best.html > Wow... was this just a contest between Liz and Jewel or was it out of all the female singer/songwriters? Though I'd have to pick Sarah. Or maybe Harriet Wheeler. Actually, I would've picked Lisa Loeb just 'cause. - ----- telliamed@juno.com ### All opinions expressed are yours. You have only yourself to blame. ### ------------------------------ From: telliamed@juno.com (Pat Brown) Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 00:29:03 EST Subject: Re: Vocab,Weddings,and Toy Nipples? On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:01:41 EST bhartford3rd@juno.com (Bruce D Hartford III) writes: >11/18, Cutiestpie wroted belowed > Something to play with? What are you >trying to say? Us men are just toys? Here for your enjoyment? Like >the teeter-totter? "Come on girls, lets ride Mr. Teeter-totter!" ...... > Mr. Slide can be your new toy! Well go ahead and ride Mr. Slide, see >if I care!!!! I hope you fall on your Big Shiny Slide! > Woo-hoo!! That was awesome, Bruce. ("Mind if we call ya' 'Bruce' ta' avoid any confusion?") What other imitations do you do? I know... do Curly from the Three Stooges! One of the who-knows-how-many "Tom"s on the list said... >IMHO Ignorant means you choose to ignore what you have learned and >make stupid mistakes and do stupid things because of it. >Never learning or being uneducated may mean you have never had the >opportunity to learn something be it at a higher education institution >or in nature or on the streets. > Okay, here's how I make the distinctions, as if anyone cares. Ignorant - doesn't know and doesn't know it's there for him to know. Stupid - doesn't know it and doesn't know he doesn't know it even though he knows it's there. (Usually thinks he knows it even if he doesn't.) Uneducated - doesn't know it and knows he doesn't know it. Smart - knows it, but knows at one time, he didn't know it. Dean Harris.... the last surviving Harris Bros., said... >Joad Baez? Any relation to Joan? > Oh, give him a break, Dean.... he probably has a cold! Amy, the Wedding Director from Hell said... >Sinjin will be DJ, spinning only Jewel tunes of course, > What??? You mean she won't be there to sing live??!! Bradley "I don't know nothin' about Jewel, but I'm gonna post anyway" Porter said... >I positive all of you will be insane interrested in the fact >that in french the phrase to describe a "stacked" woman is... >"There are many, many people in the balcony" > Yeesh... and they call us Americans rude. >*sniff* I noticed I was left out.... >And just when I thought you really loved me.... *sniff* >(bursting into uncontrollable tears) > Okay, geez.... quit yer blubberin' *HOOONK* Err, no, that's okay... uhh, you just keep that. (eww...) "Bradley Porter, aka Sensitive Artist, even though I still think it says 'Sensitive Rust.' He's a neutral (or is that neutered?) warrier in the fight of good against evil who's only goal is to set a record for not saying anything even slightly related to Jewel." There, that better? - ----- telliamed@juno.com ### All opinions expressed are yours. You have only yourself to blame. ### ------------------------------ From: Dan Stark Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 02:21:27 -0500 Subject: Re: cool SPAM you might want aaronc@student.umass.edu wrote: >i am willing to do a two for one for this if you include shipping... Wow, your generosity is overwhelming. - ------------------------------ DAN STARK danstark@mnsi.net Windsor, Ontario, Canada - ------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: "Larry G." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 00:12:26 -0800 Subject: Thanksgiving and A Prediction Well, now that we've shared all 8 authors and 12 books we've read, I thought it was time to offer up some thanksgiving and a prediction. First the prediction: All we antsy EDAs will start having some new things to write about SOON. Jewel goes back out there, and we're sure to hear some new stories from her (especially timely, since I counted ZERO tales about ANY of the European shows from our Occidangels, unless you count the Irish EDA who *saw* where Jewel performed). Better, though, is that we'll have some EDA stories about Jewel again really soon. As for the thanksgiving: I want to offer up a huge thank you at this thanksgiving season to Adam, whose *Pieces of Jewel* site has served as an anchor to all we share about Jewel. It takes incredible dedication and attention to keep this as current and perfect as it is, and it's a wondrous resource for all Jewel fans who are lucky enough to find it. A special thanks, Adam! Does anyone else have any thanks to share about other EDAs? I like hearing about the good stuff. Larry ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 02:53:46 -0600 Subject: hmm 1-29-96 show the track list is not completely known to me... does anyone else have it? the list as i remember it is Kiss Your Ass Pieces Of You with Bon Jovi and Dolores stories and other amusing interruptions:) Cold Song 1,000 Miles Away ?----has the words "you were just skin deep, but i feel you like some phantom lying beside me when i sleep" Little Sister Morning Song You Were Meant For Me ? i can't remember the name of this one either---"no need to explain, it's perfectly clear" ?---starts with "if you see me speak without words," ?---starts "better take your watch off," ?-- a song/story, mostly anecdote and rant starts out "it's k-mart, I'm in the bathroom," I've Got The Blues More Than You Do Blues Life's A Big Mystery show ?--- "sees his reflection, doesn't know what to do," the words "Fragile Thing" are repeated often Angel Standing By Near You Always Waitressing story/stealing toilet paper from Denny's/thank you Painters ?---"sleep and dream"...? some of these with ? I should know, but oh, well.... if ya think it's tape worthy we could go that route or we have me copy a couple for people you trust who know their song titles better than I (since I don't even HAVE JS tapes yet, ;)) and they can help decide... Love, Damon "...all the anger and the eloquence are bleeding into fear..." - -----cc ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 03:09:17 -0600 Subject: re: men, women, lizards, orangutans Just wanted to thank Tony for the cool post. Ans as far as this subject goes... People are hurt by people and then they tend to generalize from their experiences, thus resulting in people who say all "_____s" are evil. We have to remember that all people are different. Each of us is unique. Just becuase one person treated you poorly, that does not mean all people will. Give people a chance. This list is full of lovely and talented people of all races, genders, and philosophies. We can live together in harmony and take strength from our differences... Love to all of you, Damon "...lighting a candle to watch it burn, I feel far away, but the heat of your love warms me, your presence defines me..."----me ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 03:16:41 -0600 Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #788 If anyone is finding it absotively impossible to find the YWMFM single, I can get some at the local MEDIA PLAY and mail em out for cost of CD and postage. I'll let you know how much that is soon....Cd is about $3.20 with tax, so addd the cost of postage and that's what it is... sending a SASE bubble mailer with the cost of the CD would be a good idea. Desperate? Let me know.... Damon daschmidt@sprintmail.com ------------------------------ From: Mike Connell Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 05:58:27 -0500 Subject: Re: cool bootleg you might want Aaron wrote: > i have a show that i bootlegged myself..{snip}..it is 8/21/96...i set list: (snipped) > sometimes it be that way > *run tonto run (very first time she played electric live) > foolish games Well, that ain true at all. I saw her at Hampton Beach on 8/17/96 and she played Run Tonto Run with the band (and Jewel on electric guitar) and I know THAT wasn't even the first time either for Run Tonto Run with that arrangement nor Jewel with the electric guitar. Just correcting mis-information. Mike ------------------------------ From: Mike Connell Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 06:14:24 -0500 Subject: Re: Thanksgiving and A Prediction Larry G. wrote: > As for the thanksgiving: I want to offer up a huge thank you at this > thanksgiving season to Adam, whose *Pieces of Jewel* site has served as > an anchor to all we share about Jewel. Here, here!!....I whole heartedly second that!!! Adam has done a masterful job with his site and has been updating it DAILY since June. The man deserves a vacation!!! Mike ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 13:19:26 +0200 (IST) Subject: NJC - Re: what's with the prints? Don't be silly! That would just start a pattern discussion. Right, Alex? 42, Tuff On 17 Nov 1996, Derrick Chhay wrote: > why don't you just have plaidprints? that way, you get a variety of colors. > > Derrick"Cricket"Chhay > "PeaceLoveLife"-FB > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > --------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 13:22:52 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: Paintin' the prints... On Sun, 17 Nov 1996, Bruce D Hartford III wrote: > > Ok, so why do we have to be so color dependant? Hmmm? It's > seems to me that the couple in the original song (and my version) are > somewhat homesteaders, living off the land and what not. So instead of > drafting out their "world" on multi-varied colors, why not carve it into > a wooden stump. Shure it's a little more work, and if you screw up your, > ummm, well, screwed, but it has that whole neat nature vibe. (oh man I > need to get out more, sheesh) Although I guess I must admit that > Indigoprints was my favorite suggestion despite the obvious FOUR > syllables... perhaps I'm just lazy... Thanks. I like Indigo. > > -Bruce > bhartford3rd@juno.com > > P.S. Come to think of it they were painters, they could have whatever > color paper they wanted. Oh, well I still like the stump idea. > 42, Tuff ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 13:43:15 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: hello..?.. On Sun, 17 Nov 1996, Pat Brown wrote: > Actually, I feel you need to be warned. On this list we have an angry > goddess (Selena), a junior Nietzche (Sean Hooks), a criminal gang (Harris > Bros.), and who knows what all those Toms are up to. Fortunately, there > are some forces of good on the list as well. There's Rachel, who can > perform super-human acts just by changing the colour of her hair. The > Wise Godfather of Sarcasm, Igor. And, keeping us humans in line is Fuzzy, > the Purple Bear. Protecting our international borders is Alex in Sweden, > Helen & Co. in Australia, Michael (the Everyday Arch-Angel?) in Isreal, > and Rafa "Defender of Goodness and Foe to the Macarena" in Puerto Rico. > Plus many others in Ireland, Guam, oh... and some other place... that > country with all the snow and eskimos. ;-) Hey! I'm famous!!! 42, Tuff - the ILi EDA ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 13:57:28 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: Sweden calling Derrick... On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Alexander Stamou wrote: > > Why do I feel the need to defend myself...oh, well here goes: > > On 18 Nov 1996, Derrick Chhay wrote: > > > uh...sure buddy, whatever you say. what you're saying sounds like an episode of > > the X-Files! i don't know about you, but women can be the greatest sometimes. > > (thirza, if you're reading this, ya know i'm referring to you) i don't wanna > > start a sexist debate or anything like that. like you said, you're foreign. > > Lovesick puppy. How cute. What's wrong with the X-files? Everybody knows > it's for real. :) By the way, do you know what a 'smiley' is? Or a joke? > Or am I really that foreign? Geez... > > > p.s.-how long has it been since you last had a girlfriend? > > I resent that. What's a girlfriend? :P > > /Alexander "Annoyed" Stamou > And what's wrong with being foreign? Actually, I think you're foreign. Back me on this, Alex! Just because someone's in another country, it doesn't mean they are foreign. After all, from my perspective, every member of the list is foreign, except for me. I am sure Alex had the same experience. And there's absolutly nothing wrong with that. 42, Tuff - the foreign ILi EDA ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:10:48 +0200 (IST) Subject: RE: Jewel wasn't kiddin ":) Hey Alex, Helen, look who's talking! 42, Tuff - the depressed ILi EDA On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Anthony Trudeau wrote: > You think you have to wait, try living in Minnesota! No one wants to come here. At least I have the Mall of America... > > Tony Trudeau > home: agate@goldengate.net > work: ttrudeau@fs.com > > ---------- > From: SURFRANK[SMTP:surfrank@metrolink.net] > Sent: Monday, November 18, 1996 12:22 AM > To: jewel@smoe.org > Subject: Jewel wasn't kiddin ":) > > > Jewel wasn't kiddin when she said she won't be doin a concert any time soon > in Florida. GOD!!!!!!!! I envy those people who live in the city where she > will be doin her radiofest concerts. How long must I wait Jewel?!??!!!! ":) > Please come back to Orlando or Gainesville!!!! Soooon! > > > > ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:22:16 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: NJCRe: Educate don't condemn On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Chris Lewis wrote: > >From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" > >Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 20:39:36 -0600 (CST) > >Subject: Re: NJCRe: Educate don't condemn > > > >> While we're all throwing around silly pseudo-Zen quotes, here's mine - > > >"Those who do, do. > Those whocan't, critisize." > > -Jeffrey- > -- > > > > >Actually, it's.... > >Those who can, do > >Those who can't, teach > > > >SenztvRtst > >Kermit > >Scooter > >Bradley "Okay, so high school sucked" Porter > > And the Great Woody Allen line... > > Those who can't teach, teach gym! > Christopher G. Lewis > Taylor Management Systems, Inc. > 2800 River Road, Suite 425 > Des Plaines, IL 60018 > CHRIS@TAYLORMGT.COM > P:(847) 803-1500 - F:(847) 803-1509 > Pager (800) 746-8204 > I thought the great Woody Allen line was: "I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would accept someone like me as a member", or something along those lines. 42, Tuff ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:47:49 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: Re[2]: hello..?.. On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > > >Protecting our international borders is Alex in Sweden, > > >Helen & Co. in Australia, > > > > Cool!!! I rated a mention!!! Surely this puts me several steps up the EDA ladder > > , further and further away from newbiedom.....or is that thread frowned on > > now...tee hee...naughty me.... > > *sniff* I noticed I was left out.... > And just when I thought you really loved me.... *sniff* > (bursting into uncontrollable tears) > > SenztvRtst > Bradley "who seems to burst into tears an awful lot on this list" Porter > As was said many times on "Dear John": Everybody: "We love you, Bradley!" 42, Tuff ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:46:19 +0200 (IST) Subject: Re: NJC, Question On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, BRADLEY C. PORTER wrote: > > > > But the nipple information would be encoded in the DNA, wouldn't it? And > > the DNA surely knows if it's a boy or a girl before it forms organs of > > any kind. And, while we're (I'm) on the subject; has anybody ever met a > > DNA? What do they look like? Don't answer spirals, because then I'd have to > > dive into a toaster... > > > > Actually (and apperently I DID learn something from biology) everyone > starts out as a boy. Everyfetus develops male sex organs until the > third? month (I think) and then a chemical is released (either estrogen > or testosterone) that determines the sex of the fetus. > > I know you all were just DYING to know that... > > SenztvRtst > Kermit > Scooter > Bradley "we also have tails until the third month" Porter > I'm pretty sure you've got it wrong. We all start as as females. That's also the reason there are slightly more women then men. 42, Tuff ------------------------------ From: Reggev Michael Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 14:56:48 +0200 (IST) Subject: RE: NJC, Question On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Lehmann wrote: > Mauveprints? Peachprints? Violetprints? Rainbow Prints? > Fingerprints? > The Artist Formerly Known as Prints? > Prints Charming? Frog Prints? > > =========== > aaaaah! ffffunny!! This is what Jewel truly meant in the song, I am convinced. All this talk of Greenprints surely leads to the Frog prints...?!! > "they thought blueprints were to sad they made them frog prints" > > i don't know, i kind of like the Prints of Whales... OUCH! right on the spot. Should've thought of that one myself. I wonder why I didn't. :-). > > bye bye babes > --the hot chick--cj > lehmann@bmtc.net > > ///turbid blue and the drugstores too... safe in their coats anda in thier do's yeah...\\\ BTW: is there a Tori Amos mailing list and What is it? (as if i don't get enought email already...) 42, Tuff - the ILi EDA ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #790 ***************************