From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #602 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Saturday, 21 September 1996 Volume 01 : Number 602 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NJC: angels in Minnesota, Chicago (fwd) Re: I don't have a clue. Re: Any Body A Scorpio NPR Re: jewel-digest V1 #597 Re: NJC: I never answer my mail? Re: Five favorite albums/CDs/tapes Re: a new poll... Re: NJC: I'm a Libra! Re: NJC: Libras? Re: rain... ( a wee-bit of JC!!!! ) NJC: If anyone has been in recent contact with Kyle Audette, please read!! Philly show Re: Five favorite albums/CDs/tapes concerts near Syracuse? Re: I don't have a clue. NJC: EDA Sexual Harrisment... Re: NJC: EDA Sexual Harrisment... NJC: IRC NJC Patty griffin is playing at bucknell!!!! Re: NJC: IRC hehehehehe - IRC ByE EvErYbOdY ! Re: NJC Patty griffin is playing at bucknell!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: gregory ianitto Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 15:24:13 -0400 (EDT) Subject: NJC: angels in Minnesota, Chicago (fwd) _______________________________uDc_ Gregory J Yanito Research Assistant Urban Design Center of Northeast Ohio gyanito@saed.kent.edu - ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 13:52:54 -0400 (EDT) From: gregory ianitto To: jewel list Subject: NJC: angels in Minnesota, Chicago ok, just wondering as i am getting ready to take a road trip (INTERVIEWS!!) if any of y'all live in the twin cities (st. paul or minneapolis), chicago, or milwaukee wisconsin......just a query, really greggor _______________________________uDc_ Gregory J Yanito Research Assistant Urban Design Center of Northeast Ohio gyanito@saed.kent.edu ------------------------------ From: Victor Igor Wasylczenko Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 12:23:52 -0700 Subject: Re: I don't have a clue. Alexander Stamou wrote: > > What are the Soup Nazi, exactly? > > /Axelander () Welcome, Swedish Jewel fan. Reading this list, you will learn everything there is to know about Jewel. But unlike your common everyday music mailing list, this one has a bonus. EDA's(everyday angels). Be prepared for some of the funniest letters ever written in cyberspace. Just as an album or live performance can't just be one dimensional, neither will your mail. Some letters will touch your heart in a way that will make you take a break in order to compose yourself. At other times you will see unselfish sharing. EDA's will do unto you, before asking what they expect in return. The dynamics of this list are tremendous. At times you may wonder what all this has to do with Jewel. JewelPower brought all these people together. In some cases the most hostile newbies were magically transformed into EDA's. Don't be fooled by the NJC(No Jewel Content) in subject lines. They really mean IBJP(Inspired By JewelPower) I hope you didn't find this list because you did a search on chess. You may have noticed a world class chess match is now in progress between Dennis Harris and Mike Connell. We play like that sometimes. There is also an astrology class going on. The Dear Igor column is a regular feature. Don't be afraid, just jump in anywhere you feel comfortable. Warning!! A few members have shown some sexual deviation. On occasion, some of Mikes fetishes will surface. Many of them involve animals. You also need to keep women away from Robb. He uses his purple bear Fuzzy to lure women in. AOL just recently blacklisted him for life from their chat rooms. Speaking of chat rooms and IRC, don't be suprised if Rachel or Selena try to seduce you into those devient places. Fight them off with all your power. In the end, you will probably weaken as we all have by these two Medusa's. Let me tell you what we expect of you. We need to know everything there is to know about ABBA. Oh yea, if you have any connections at Volvo, tell them to keep making there cars as safe as possible for the US market. Besides the new side air bags they have added to the model 850, tell them they can get an upperhand on their competition if they concider bullet proof glass as an option. It is in high demand in some parts of our country. I didn't even answer the Soup Nazi question. Maybe a bigger Seinfeld fan can do that for you. Igor igorwas@smartcitysys.com ------------------------------ From: telliamed@juno.com (Pat Brown) Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 15:15:27 EST Subject: Re: Any Body A Scorpio On Sat, 21 Sep 1996 13:42:38 -0400 (EDT) gregory ianitto writes: > >sorry, nothing jewelly important to ad today, nothing's going on in >wonderful >ne ohio that is LIST WORTHY. > Hey, you're excused. After all.... Jewel hates Ohio you know. ;-) - ----- telliamed@juno.com ***Send me your age, gender, species, and occupation for the EDA Census. ### All opinions expressed are yours. You have only yourself to blame. ### ------------------------------ From: Dan Stark Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 15:39:50 -0400 Subject: NPR The NPR interview was one of the items submitted for Rare Angels, but if I recall it just covered the basics, nothing we all haven't heard a hundred times before. It was right after the release of POY, so the interviewer probably knew nothing about her yet. If there was a performance it was probably WWSYS and/or Chime Bells. Not to take away from Jewel's fascinating life story, but the piece was excluded because there was nothing new to the EDAs, even more than a year ago when it was done. Dan - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ danstark@mnsi.net Travel Tip 2. Screaming Baby Proximity Rule - An inverse relationship: as fatigue increases, distance between you and bawling infant decreases. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: telliamed@juno.com (Pat Brown) Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 15:14:30 EST Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #597 On Sat, 21 Sep 1996 16:52:59 +0200 (MET DST) Alexander Stamou writes: > >2. Are all of you jokers from the US? If there's anyone besides me >from >Sweden, I'd like a personal letter. Or something. > >/Axelander (`') Hello Alex... or is that Axel? Anyway, welcome to the list. I don't know about Sweden, I haven't checked the list roster recently. But other than the US most of the members of this list are Canadian. Followed by Australia and I've seen Isreal and am I mistaken in thinking Italy? And maybe one or two from the UK, but I may be wrong. And the Soup Nazi is a joke from the TV show Sienfeld. I don't believe it's shown outside the US, which is good because it's a horrid, ugly, disgusting show with no redeemable qualities whatsoever and only the twisted and perverted American public could possibly find it entertaining. Well, maybe the French too. - ----- telliamed@juno.com ***Send me your age, gender, species, and occupation for the EDA Census. ### All opinions expressed are yours. You have only yourself to blame. ### ------------------------------ From: telliamed@juno.com (Pat Brown) Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 15:13:49 EST Subject: Re: NJC: I never answer my mail? On Sat, 21 Sep 1996 01:00:29 -0700 Victor Igor Wasylczenko writes: > >I can see why you ask. Now that I live in the Golden State, I hear >people call themselves Californians. But Long Horn Harris calls >himself >a Texan. No i. Why not Texian? Someone just claimed Maryland and >called themselves a Marylander. Are the people in Canada called >Kunucks? "Canucks." But I don't believe they do, favoring instead simply "Canadian." (... CANADA - 'C' eh? 'N' eh? 'D' eh?) >Some people that are willing to tell you they are from Jersey will >probably not tell you what town they're from. The reason is, some >Jersey towns have embarrassing names. Take Freehold as an example. >With my accent, it can be misunderstood. How about telling a woman >you are from Long Branch and then having to live up to the claim. >Or a woman with cramps telling you she's from Red Bank. Then there > is Eatontown. Not a good place for a first date. What if you are a >native of Little Ferry. You might be called a Little Ferrian. And don't >tell Mike about Succasuna . He's still trying to find that llama stud. > I have an aunt who lives in Beachwood. Though it's more difficult for me when I try to tell people I come from Woodbridge, but I've never lived in [New] Jersey. >When I tell my friends from Jersey where I live now, they say, oh yea, >Land of the fruit cakes. Maybe native Jersey inhabitants should be >called Jerseyites, because it rhymes with meteorites and that's what >we are like, out of this world. > Well until further notice, this is what I shall use. >Where's Jewel from? Homer? > Homerian? Sounds like a Greecian. I think Alaskan sums it up well enough. Either that or "Moose Country." >P.S. I finally give into Pat's census My life is fulfilled. - ----- telliamed@juno.com ***Send me your age, gender, species, and occupation for the EDA Census. ### All opinions expressed are yours. You have only yourself to blame. ### ------------------------------ From: Slunk69090@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:23:58 -0400 Subject: Re: Five favorite albums/CDs/tapes In a message dated 96-09-19 13:26:03 EDT, you write: << Top ten (everybody else is...) 1. the Sundays - Blind 2. the Sundays - reading, writing, and arithmetic 3. Letters to Cleo - Aurora Gory Alice 4. the Stone Roses 5. Lemonheads - Lovey 6. Juliana Hatfield - Hey Babe 7. Jane's Addiction - Nothing's Shocking 8. Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand 9. Dinosaur Jr - Green Mind 10. Jewel - Pieces of You >> Slunkers in surprise! Wowee! Number Eight...my brother is a big fan of them and I get to listen to them everytime he gets home from college. GBV is really pretty good, but I don't get to hear them often :( Until now, I had these suspicions that my brother had just made up the band name or something =) Actually, I saw on a web page that the were going to release a COLLOSAL Three-CD Album with ONE HUNDRED SONGS!!! ( Beware all non-GBV listeners, this is possible, their songs have really good beats, but end rather abruptly unlike most songs ) Well, just thought I'd display some of my VAST wealth of trivial knowledge for all to laugh at... \\\|/// º¿º V Mac You can call me Slunkers ( or the genius if you deem it necessary ) "I was walking down a big street. And it was real empty. And I looked up, and it turned into a big field. And I looked up into the sky and into the cloulds. And there was this face looking down on me. And it was a woman's face. And she threw a quarter down at me and she said 'Honey, here's a quarter. Go put it in a Washing Machine'." Sonic Youth -Washing Machine ------------------------------ From: Slunk69090@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:24:04 -0400 Subject: Re: a new poll... In a message dated 96-09-19 18:43:12 EDT, you write: << greg said: >the favorite cd's poll seems to be a favorite around these parts, but >this is one ive never seen... favorite thing. whats your favorite >possesion? what would you save if your house was burning down? My Siberian Husky without a second thought. Everything else...burn baby burn. Siamak >> I must concur...I think it would be my Golden Retriever as well... Also...if I had, say, 20 minutes to prepare while the fire spread ( don't ask me why ) I'd hook up my _Brand New_ JAZ Drive...and back-up EVERYTHING... Hey everyone...prepare to be angry at me...it's a whole new thread! Dogs Rule and Cats Drool! So what's your opinion on the issue? Please, I ask that everyone take that comment lightly...I've got nothing against cats...don't be mean, be good angels...please... \\\|/// º¿º V Mac You can call me Slunkers ( or the genius if you deem it necessary ) "I was walking down a big street. And it was real empty. And I looked up, and it turned into a big field. And I looked up into the sky and into the cloulds. And there was this face looking down on me. And it was a woman's face. And she threw a quarter down at me and she said 'Honey, here's a quarter. Go put it in a Washing Machine'." Sonic Youth -Washing Machine P.S. My favorite hobby: Treading on thin-ice in Mailing Lists... =) ------------------------------ From: Slunk69090@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:24:06 -0400 Subject: Re: NJC: I'm a Libra! In a message dated 96-09-19 22:07:05 EDT, you write: << Thanks, Chad P.S. Come on Jennifer...I know you're out there...post! >> Vwee have vways of making you talk... >>Maniacal Laughter<< \\\|/// º¿º V Mac You can call me Slunkers ( or the genius if you deem it necessary ) "I was walking down a big street. And it was real empty. And I looked up, and it turned into a big field. And I looked up into the sky and into the cloulds. And there was this face looking down on me. And it was a woman's face. And she threw a quarter down at me and she said 'Honey, here's a quarter. Go put it in a Washing Machine'." Sonic Youth -Washing Machine P.S. Sorry, no P.S. this time...oh wait...NOW THERE IS!!! ------------------------------ From: Slunk69090@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:24:01 -0400 Subject: Re: NJC: Libras? In a message dated 96-09-19 17:20:32 EDT, you write: << Gee, at this rate, with all of us banding together under our astrological 'banners', we may have to arrange to sit in our own little groups at Jewel concerts and then do that "whichever group makes the most noise, is the best group" dealies to settle things once and for all. ;) >> Slunkers! The continuous time waster! Hey, that's a pretty good idea now that you mention it! All right guys! It's our last day, Let's let 'em have it!!! Yeah Yeah, Virgo's got spirit!! Yes, we do!!! Virgo's got spirit!!!!!!! HOW 'BOUT YOU?!!!!! ( I hope I don't start a sub-thread with this ) \\\|/// º¿º V Mac You can call me Slunkers ( or the genius if you deem it necessary ) "I was walking down a big street. And it was real empty. And I looked up, and it turned into a big field. And I looked up into the sky and into the cloulds. And there was this face looking down on me. And it was a woman's face. And she threw a quarter down at me and she said 'Honey, here's a quarter. Go put it in a Washing Machine'." Sonic Youth -Washing Machine P.S. How do ya like the new add-on to the sig.? Should it stay...Should the quote stay? ------------------------------ From: Slunk69090@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:24:03 -0400 Subject: Re: rain... ( a wee-bit of JC!!!! ) In a message dated 96-09-19 18:12:54 EDT, you write: << it's raining it's pouring the old man is snooring he went to bed and he bumped his head and he couldnt get up in the mo-orning >> Why, that actually would be a good idea for something Jewel could sing...it could work... what do y'all think... Is it obvious that I'm forcing JC in here like a square peg into an antelope? \\\|/// º¿º V Mac You can call me Slunkers ( or the genius if you deem it necessary ) "I was walking down a big street. And it was real empty. And I looked up, and it turned into a big field. And I looked up into the sky and into the cloulds. And there was this face looking down on me. And it was a woman's face. And she threw a quarter down at me and she said 'Honey, here's a quarter. Go put it in a Washing Machine'." Sonic Youth -Washing Machine P.S. It's raining here too... P.P.S. Always check for P.S.'s... ------------------------------ From: Mike Connell Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:26:16 -0400 Subject: NJC: If anyone has been in recent contact with Kyle Audette, please read!! Unknown EDA, Kyle Audette EMAILed me two weeks ago asking for help. He had subbed to the Jewel list a few times and never got any EMAIL, he said. My reply to his EMAIL address bounced. Jeff Wasilko (list guru) pretty much had the same problem, said all his list EMAIL was bouncing. This afternoon I got a proper leaf request from him. I replied and it bounced. I then checked majordomo@smoe.org and he is NOT subscribed to the list. This means someone on the list is in contact with him, as somehow he knew how to do a leaf request. So if this person who is in contact with him could please tell me how to contact him, I'd appreciate it. Mike C Kyle, if somehow you read this, EMAIL me you phone number, I'll call. ------------------------------ From: lmarion@ix.netcom.com (Laura Marion) Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 14:48:49 -0700 Subject: Philly show Hi guys! I'm holding in my hands at this very moment my ticket to the Temple show!!! I can't wait, I'll be seeing Jewel in one week! I can't wait to meet all you EDA's. I'm gonna try to get there at 11 at the very latest. I'll be wearing jeans and my Jewel shirt, it's purple and has the cowgirl on it. I have brown hair past my shoulders and blue eyes. I'll be with another girl with long dark dair and blue eyes and she's alot taller than me, we're both 17. Please look for me...I'm kinda shy when it comes to approaching total strangers. With Love, Laura He offered me a ride to Pleasure, it sounded like a nice place to visit, so I went along, but we were almost there, and I decided that I'd rather be home again, only he was driving, and I never had, so we went on, only he passed Pleasure, and dropped me off, in Regret. ------------------------------ From: Terry Rogers Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 18:59:05 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: Five favorite albums/CDs/tapes Just for the heck of it, I decided to list my top ten. =) 1) Little Earthquakes - Tori Amos 2) Remember Two Things - Dave Matthews Band 3) Boys for Pele - Tori Amos 4) Pieces of You - Jewel 5) Rights of Passage - Indigo Girls 6) Under the Pink - Tori 7) Crash - DMB 8) Debut - Bjork 9) August and Everything After - Counting Crows and . . . (drumroll please) 10)In Utero - Nirvana If you read that, my sincere thanks. If you didn't - wait, if you didn't you wouldn't see this. Err-nevermind. (BTW "Nevermind" recieves an honorable mention =) The Other Rachel (Rogers) "Say goodbye to a glitter girl. . ." -tori amos "They thought blueprints were too sad, so they made them yellow. . ." -JK ------------------------------ From: latobin@syr.edu (Lara Ann Tobin) Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 19:35:34 -0400 (EDT) Subject: concerts near Syracuse? Hi everyone- with all this exitement going on about the +Temple concert, it made me want to go to antother Jewel concert even more than I did before (as if that was possible!) so, I'm sorry to waste your time 'cause I remember a scheduale of her tour dates, but silly me lost it (what else is new?) and I was wondering if she was coming anywhere near Syracxuse, NY, and if she was, is there anyone who could give me a ride? (I'd pay for gas & tolls, of course!) ok, thanks! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry, It had to be said, for all our dissagreements & personality quirks, the EDA's are one fantastic bunch of people!) -Lara (formerly Sweetiedog@aol.com if that helps!) "A smile recurs the wounding of a frown" -Shakespeare ------------------------------ From: tom morales Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 17:01:35 +0700 Subject: Re: I don't have a clue. There is a comedian who has a tv show. His name is Jerry Seinfeld and there was one show where the best soup was made by this guy who if you made him angry he would not serve you. Jerry nicknamed the guy the soup nazi. ------------------------------ From: Harrisbros@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:03:55 -0400 Subject: NJC: EDA Sexual Harrisment... ***Hey, guess what? Selena e-mailed that I have a "perfect ass" (NO JOKE) and she asked me to share that with the ENTIRE list... ***Then Amy calls me "sweetcheeks" (AGAIN, NO JOKE) Suddenly, I feel so cheap. Has this ever happen to any of you other guys out there? - -- Dennis (Love Me, But Leave My *ss Alone) Harris p.s. Yeah, I know it's happened to you Mike, but you TapeNazis ASK FOR IT... ------------------------------ From: Selena Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:04:56 -0700 Subject: Re: NJC: EDA Sexual Harrisment... Harris, If my memory serves.. I said YOU would be the perfect ass for my costume" Wow.. now that I reread it.. I can almost see how you would take it in that way. You are such a weirdo. :) Selena ------------------------------ From: Hunter <102001.217@CompuServe.COM> Date: 21 Sep 96 20:18:06 EDT Subject: NJC: IRC Don't forget, IRC EDA's, that we have our weekly meeting tonight at 9:30 edt in undernet room #jewel. Hope to see lots o' people there... Hunter ------------------------------ From: bond@bucknell.edu (Lauren Bond) Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:21:55 -0400 Subject: NJC Patty griffin is playing at bucknell!!!! hey everyone!!!! guess what??? I just found out that PATTY GRIFFIN is playing HERE AT BUCKNELL this friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't believe this, life is so wonderful :) Jewel AND patty griffin in the span of 2 days :) wow!!!! I just had to share my excitement with someone else who could appreciate it, cuz no one here has heard of her :) and it's FREE for bucknell students!!!!! the only downside is that it's only for bucknell students :( but now i can join the rest of you in saying how WONDERFUL patty griffin is in concert, cuz soon I'll have seen her too :) Without this list I woulda never known who she was, I love you all!!!! Lauren *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* * Lauren Bond * * bond@bucknell.edu * * (formerly bondflash@aol.com) * * E-me!!!! and visit my page!! * * http://www.bucknell.edu/~bond * *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ------------------------------ From: Selena Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:23:08 -0700 Subject: Re: NJC: IRC 9:30 Hunter?? HEY EVERYONE!!! I lied when I said it was 10:00 est. The big guy says 9:30! Be there or be square! Selena ------------------------------ From: Fuzzy & Piglet Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:39:42 +0600 Subject: hehehehehe - IRC hey its my first night on IRC and I jumped the gun for the #jewel chat, so sue me, - Robb "Come out of the darkness, over the offices, into the light" - Republica Robb's Editorial and Writings http://www.vt.edu:10021/R/rleigh/robb.html updated 9/10/96 rleigh@vt.edu ------------------------------ From: CornflkGl@aol.com Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:52:40 -0400 Subject: ByE EvErYbOdY ! Okay, before you breathe your big sigh of relief, I'm not REALLY leaving. I'm just subscribing another one of my screennames 'cause that one's free. From now on, I'll be posting from NictneLove@aol.com, so if you read a post and think "God, another stupid newbie" -- it's just me :). Rachel :) ------------------------------ From: Fuzzy & Piglet Date: Sat, 21 Sep 1996 20:50:20 +0600 Subject: Re: NJC Patty griffin is playing at bucknell!!!! lucky, oh well at least I get to see Ani in Harrisonburg later this year. - Robb "Come out of the darkness, over the offices, into the light" - Republica Robb's Editorial and Writings http://www.vt.edu:10021/R/rleigh/robb.html updated 9/10/96 rleigh@vt.edu, IRC nickname Purple ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #602 ***************************