From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #476 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Wednesday, 14 August 1996 Volume 01 : Number 476 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: mistaking my idenity A MESSAGE FROM THE POEM LADY Fwd: JO: Joan On VH1's CROSSROADS CD MTV.. Opps... video Location Re:digest #474/Crossroads CD Jewel's First Appearance on Regis/Kathie Lee Re: Encores and surnames Re: Heh. Some things just slip right by... Re: North Jersey Re: Relations Request Magazine from Sam Goody's - I have some too! Jewel v. The Stand NJC: funny words family Re: Relations/dirty laundry(i'm pissed) NH, Angel need a ride?? thanks for dirty laundry advice Re: Relations Crashboy wants an eta. NHcontent NJC: Tori Tickets For Sale NJ YWMFM Promo (new) preshow jitters ADMIN: Please try to restrain yourselves (Re: preshow jitters) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: PAUL KYUSAM KIM Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 12:17:04 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: mistaking my idenity On Mon, 12 Aug 1996 TJtalken@aol.com wrote: > it has come to my attention that this bio is necessary to those who have not > figured out who i am...even after posting this list since February To be truthful, I really needed this info because I didn't know who you were. WHen you first joined, I thought you were a guy because I associate Duff with Duff beer of Simpsons fame. But you did point out later that you are a human of the female persuasion. Check out my bio on Gerrit's page for my immortalization of that fact. > NAME: anita DUFFy Martin > NICKNAME: DUFF > HEIGHT: 5'2" > WEIGHT: 112 > GOAL IN LIFE: to bench press 155 by Christmas and Go for it. How much you benching right now? My brother was aiming for 200 by the end of the summer, but he's stuck at 175. He was impressed with your goal when I told him about you last night (just making idle chat over the phone, not spreading secrets of the list). Me, I'm really not a weightlifting type of person. I should lift some weights so that I can play volleyball better, but it just gets too tiresome and boring after a while. Well, at least I know one person who I don't want to mess with because she could beat the crap out of me. No, wait, Selena could too. And Rachel has:) > to meet Jewel in person Oh so sad that the person who came up with the Jewelstock idea has not met Jewel:( > HAIR COLOR: bonde- > now crimson glow Kinda like an angelic halo turning into a fiery hellish halo? > SEX: LADY You can divide sex up that way? Male, female, lady? I guess then that my sex is bum/guy. Paul "you want answers? I think I'm entitled to some. You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!" Kim Ben stiller does a great Tom Cruise ------------------------------ From: patty Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 12:48:38 -0400 Subject: A MESSAGE FROM THE POEM LADY Anyone rememebr the poem lady? Well, thats me. Im deciding whether my poems would be appreciated on here. please reply tali the poem chic ------------------------------ From: ts140@gnn.com (Tim Schoenberg) Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 10:39:43 Subject: Fwd: JO: Joan On VH1's CROSSROADS CD Hi, This is a forward from the Joan Osborne newsgroup. Anyone have info on this CD... Thnaks, Tim >Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 12:04:04 -0400 >From: BobTP@aol.com >Sender: owner-joan-osborne-fan2fan@rockweb.rockweb.com >To: joan-osborne-fan2fan@rockweb.com >Subject: JO: Joan On VH1's CROSSROADS CD > >Hello all. >Joan's duet with Melissa Etheridge (Bring Me Some Water) will be one of the >featured tracks on the upcoming VH1 Crossroads CD due out on September 17. >It also contains acoustic performances from Jewel, Rusted Root, Blues >Traveller, Bruce Hornsby, and more. >Til next time >Rob ------------------------------ From: David Beery Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 16:50:50 -0400 (EDT) Subject: MTV.. Opps... It was a LONG day yesterday... I can not belive I thought the awards were on over the weekend.. Please Forgive Me. Thanks, David Beery ------------------------------ From: dkaracos@marlin.utmb.edu Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 15:13:10 -0500 (CDT) Subject: video Does anyone know when The YWMFM video will be released? ------------------------------ From: PutzMan1@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 17:46:19 -0400 Subject: Location i live in tucson, arizona, and visit dayton, ohio (my hometown, then i moved) on occasion. ------------------------------ From: voodoochile Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 17:29:18 -0500 Subject: Re:digest #474/Crossroads CD Welcome to my maddness once again...one silly post and one quasiserious Helen Gladman wrote: > Forgive me for asking such a question - but is there anyone in America who > doesn't hvae a talk show? Lauren Hutton has one too? It seems like there Hey, I have my own talk show...the only problem is it's all in my head...now only to find a producer...Garth Ancer (sp? you know, Ricki Lake's??) available? I really liked his little ending plug on her show. Not that I watch it...anymore. I got sick of everyone being from the midwest. Giving all of us normal people a bad name. Tim Schoenberg wrote: > Joan's duet with Melissa Etheridge (Bring Me Some Water) will be > one of the featured tracks on the upcoming VH1 Crossroads CD due out on > September 17. It also contains acoustic performances from Jewel, Rusted Root, > Blues Traveller, Bruce Hornsby, and more. I was wondering when VH1 was going to wise up and release some of this stuff. Hell, I think the Duets with ME would make a great CD... Have fun, and nevermind the following. Matthew "I think I'd rather be pissed on than pissed off...then at least I'd think I would be having some fun..." from the movie "Paris, France" ------------------------------ From: Lisa Schiller Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 17:15:25 -0500 Subject: Jewel's First Appearance on Regis/Kathie Lee I was wondering if anyone had a video copy of Jewel's first appearance on Regis & Kathie Lee from last year? Thanks- Lisa ------------------------------ From: W1GGY2@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:01:26 -0400 Subject: Re: Encores and surnames CJ wrote >Thought of the day: We all talk of not giving in to materialism as we sit on our 1,000 dollar couches and watch our VH-1 (it will suck you in)< Hey, my couch only cost $150 (and included a chair!) so lay off! :-)Amy PS - where do YOU shop? ------------------------------ From: W1GGY2@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:01:44 -0400 Subject: Re: Heh. Some things just slip right by... Rachel wrote: >So far, nobody has commented on the little bit Robb put in his post about he and I being, as the crazy kids have been known to call it, "together". I TOLD him that his sentence didn't make any sense, and nobody would get it-- "and new to the list, well new knowledge to the list: Piglet and CornflkGl is this all?I think there are some other couples/relations out there on the list".< Hey, I got it - guess I'm just more intelligent than the rest :-) but I just read the post today and didn't have time to comment yet. So you made your LOVE CONNECTION after all! (You didn't drop frozen sausages on his foot or anything, did you?) Yay! It couldn't have happened to two nicer people. Keep us posted (pun intended). Amy ------------------------------ From: W1GGY2@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:01:19 -0400 Subject: Re: North Jersey I used to live in River Vale but now I'm in Jersey City (not too far). Amy ------------------------------ From: W1GGY2@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:01:52 -0400 Subject: Re: Relations Hey Putz, (I love that!) We ALL know Jewel - but only in the cosmic sense. And we do all live in the same state - the state of bliss which overcomes us as we listen to HER music! 0:-) Actually, Hiryana works for Jewel's mom and posts pretty regularly and keeps J informed about the list and vice versa. We have also had occasional posts from Jewel herself and Jewel's mom, Lenedra. And if anyone else tells you that they know her or HAD LUNCH WITH HER or something (Dennis), please know them for the LIARS THAT THEY ARE!!! (Dennis) Of course, I myself, go back years with Jewel to those early days on the homestead in Alaska and she frequently calls to ask my opinion on new lyrics, eye shadow colors, and the like.... Welcome to the list! Amy ------------------------------ From: Leave the shadows dancing Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:21:24 -0500 (EST) Subject: Request Magazine from Sam Goody's - I have some too! I also have a Sam Goody near me and picked up a lot of copies. I even asked if I could get a box of them, but the manager said they don't have enought (?? it's the beginning of the month..how lame) so I just took 20 of them and there are plenty of Sam Goody's around here. =) If you want a copy from me, the idea of the magazine SASE works, tho it is expensive. Anyway, just e-mail me. :) Gerrit - -- "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places." -- E. Joseph Cossman ------------------------------ From: "Tom O'Brien" <51299S96@student.csi.cuny.edu> Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:35:44 Subject: Jewel v. The Stand I'm reading Stephen King's _The Stand_ for the umpteenth time and I'm starting to notice some similarities with Jewel, JS, this list... 1. There is a large trek of people from all over the U.S. to visit a women they all dream about. A women with a guitar! (Sounds like JS (and NH) to me). 2. There is a character called The Kid. He drives a souped up '32 Duece Coup with huge exhaust pipes running across the length of the body and flames painted everywhere. When he steps out of his car we find out he's about 5' 3" tall. ("I'm just a real small man in a big, big car.") 3. One main character Larry Underwood has a few internal conflicts about being a scummy guy. 4. Harold Lauder thinks he's "God's ift to Women." 5. Remeber that song on the album about the...plague that...destroys the entire population...O.K. I' out of ideas. Sorry for wasting your time.... Tom - --- 51299S96@Student.CSI.CUNY.edu -please send cc: to neirbomot@bigmagic.com (That's Tom O'Brien backwards) check out: http://www.endor.org/jewel/yearbook/entries/12.html "Our standard of living somehow got stuck on survive" -Jewel ------------------------------ From: Gregory Willms Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:29:21 -0400 (EDT) Subject: NJC: funny words igor inspired me to share this... the correct form of the word "find" in past tense is "found." the correct form of the word "remind" in past tense is "reminded." why isnt it "remound?" why is it "blinded" and not "blound?" ... just some food for thought. - -greg - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I'd like gather all your friends and squish them into a small swimming pool so I could weigh them, whaddaya say?" -- Mike Gordon - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: PutzMan1@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:32:28 -0400 Subject: family wow. u can learn alot by asking a simple question. thanx 4 letting my know about all of the pathilogical liars in the group !! 8-) (smile w\ glasses). so i guess that the way jewel mentions some of the people on the list's birthdays, is thru Hiryana. i remeber hearing a saying "u r only 6 people away fom knowing somebody famous". i know that feeling. my supervisor at work has gone to some Microsoft seminars, and the teachers know there supervisors who know their supervisors who know the president who know knows Bill Gates. thats sounds about right. thanx 4 welcomeing me to the family!! :) Putz Man 1 ------------------------------ From: Rafa the archangel <75271.2740@CompuServe.COM> Date: 13 Aug 96 19:47:49 EDT Subject: Re: Relations/dirty laundry(i'm pissed) Angels: I'm I the only one that hasn't talked , met or encountered another everyday angel? Hunter is the only one I've talked to and that was thru the CB sim , which is silly and it's hard to keep up a good conversation. If anybody wanna call me feel free to do so!! Liz , guys aren't that bad we are actually nice. Well at least I am. You see I believe exactly the opposite of what you're saying. Women ( except my best friend , family ect.) are unexpressive or maybe this is just the stupid sunbathed , oxigenated bleached puertorican beach girl breed. I mean here girls don't speak to you, they don't even throw things in the water to give you a hint of what's going on. I don't treat women like shit , quite the opposite , even when I'm really pissed and have reasons to be with a girl , I remain respectfull and understanding . And in turn women in this fucking island have given me shit , stupid senseless abuse and emotional frustration which in turns lowers my teenage self-respect and confidence. I 've been pissed at women for the last 4 months(except on that 2 weeks interval in France) ,so don't go turning around the stuff on us , cuddly ,heartwarming,inteligent,understanding,good-looking,nice-smelling men. until then your friend and auto cheap archangel: RAFA P.S:IF YOU WATCH THE WWSYW video standing on your head while it's in rewind mode , Jewel starts dancing the MACARENA!! P.PS: the freaking Macarena has been a hit single for 2 year straight here in P.R and all latin america. The song is shitty and more shitty is the bayside boys remix , you got to hear the original spanish version. And if someone doesn't know how to dance to the Macarena , call me and I'll give you a profesional class!! : ) p.p.p.s: I let my brother cut my hair last night with a pair of kitchen scissors , and to my surprise I came out with the "Friends" haircut. I just thought I'd like to share that with you. ------------------------------ From: Selena Martin Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:58:39 -0700 Subject: NH, Angel need a ride?? Ok, Rich Melko is driving from State College to my place Friday eve. He should get here at 7ish. Then he will beg me to head for NH, but I won't give in. So we will pick up the rental van, and get a good coupla hours sleep. Then at 3am or so, I will have my trunks (swimming trunks, Akira) packed and I will kiss my husband goodbye, wake my sleepyhead daughter, Krystal, up, take pictures of Rich in the middle of a Jewel dream, (as if he'll be able to sleep!)carry Krystal to the partywagon, and we will be enroute. First off, we'll swing by Tom Proven's flat. If only it could be done... Ok, first off, we'll honk our horn in Eric's (Crash Boy) door in New Jersey at which time he will come jogging out with trunks in hand. We hope Amy (Wiggy) will be there, but if she isn't we'll go get her too. She will come skipping out with her trunks in hand. Then we will proceed to ShakeyJacks in NY. He doesn't know it yet because he is following Neil Young. Well he knows he's going, but he doesn't know us happy angels are picking him up in a van. He will come crawling out with his trunks. Anybody know what is missing?? We have a SEVEN passenger van with only SIX people!! This is starting to feel familiar. Like Jewelstock, almost. I'm starting to get that same feeling. That silly, giddy cartwheely feeling. That "pinch me I'm dreaming" feeling. (Igor, their are no underbellies on this list) I have that 'I wanna leave tonight' feeling. Selena Now that we think we know we aren't weirdos, I FEEL A GROUP HUG COMING ON!! Selena ------------------------------ From: THE KERNAL Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 20:07:30 -0400 Subject: thanks for dirty laundry advice HI Angels, I just wanted to say thank you all for the advice that me and Liz received from our post about our problems. It's nice to know you all care about what happens to us. Liz copied me her tape of Rare Angels and I'm listening to it now. Jewel has such a beautiful voice. I love the song flower. Well that's all I wanted to say. Thanks again. if you have anymore advice I'll gladly accept it. THE_KERNAL@wow.com *********************************************************************************************** The angel whose wings are still attached, Sarah Kern "Life sucks then you come back." ~ Paul Kim -------thanks for your response----- *********************************************************************************************** ------------------------------ From: runawaychels@kktv.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 18:14:42 -0500 Subject: Re: Relations :( I don't know anyone........... just a newbie........ but a glad newbie cuz y'all are so great...and I respect anyone who can love such a wonderful artist and carry on about her for months.....jeez i run out of things to say in 5 minutes cos i only have POY!!!!! Well speak to ya'll later, peace love and pieces of me, chelsea ------------------------------ From: Selena Martin Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 20:22:10 -0700 Subject: Crashboy wants an eta. NHcontent You want an eta??! Ever see that poster that says, "You want it when?" And these three or 4 guys are doubled over laughing like their bellies hurt. Ok, I'm figuring about 7 hrs. to NH. How many would you have from your place? Ok, well you take my time and subtract your time and take that away from 3am and that is when we are going to get there. Selena Crash Boy wrote: > > >Here's the plan. I put a deposit on a minivan today. I have no idea > >what the thing looks like or what the sound system is like. I might > >take a drive to the dealership to check it out. > > Anyway, it seats 7, which will be good. It costs $39.95 a day, with > >200 free miles per day. Anything over a total of 400 miles is .10 > >per mile. My trip will be about 900 miles. > > So it looks like we have a definite 6. Me, Krystal (who counts as > >a full person), Rich, Amy, Jack, and Eric. Should we advertise for > >one more? As long as it is enroute and they want to pitch in, I have > >no problem with it. > > Rich, we could pick the thing up Friday eve, and then when you > >show a drivers liscence and stuff, you could drive too. I have this > >weird feeling that the thing is going to be yucky looking. As long > >as it gets us there. > > I'll bring a full cooler and ice, vball net,ball. Selena > > awesome! okay, so if you get the van friday night, when you return > it sunday, would it count as 2 days (friday night to sunday night) or 3 > days? keeping the trip at 900 miles with 500 of it at $.10 a mile, it would > cost each person $26 or $34 depending if friday to sunday is counted as 2 or > 3 days, respectively. either way, it's still cheap. > i don't care if the thing is yucky looking, either. if it, then just > pop on a big blue ribbon, and it'll spice it up 200% better. you WILL put on > the ribbon, right selena? and don't be afraid to make it larger than the one > you used for jewelstock. :) > i was thinking of bringing a cooler, too. would there be room? i was > gonna go to price club friday and pick up some things. snapple, snacks, etc. > to share with everyone. i went over this with amy and jack a few weeks ago, > but selena and rich, what would you like/wouldn't eat? > oh, selena, how much was the room, again? just wondering how much > that would be. does the hotel have a pool? was that an order to bring a > swimsuit and towel? :) > well, sounds like things are shaping up. selena, what road would you > be coming from so i know how to write out the directions for you. and how > 'bout your ETA to my house? > well, take care. 'bye! > > eric > > :) ------------------------------ From: Skye1369@aol.com Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 03:29:25 -0400 Subject: NJC: Tori Tickets For Sale NJ Hello, I'm sorry for the lack of Jewel content but I know many people on this list like Tori Amos as well. I have two tickets for sale and will be selling them for less than what I paid for since they aren't that great of seats. The show is on August 26th at NJ's Garden State Arts Center at 8 PM. Please email me privately if you are interested or want more information. Thank you, Skye ------------------------------ From: "christopher dale vaught" Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 19:53:11 -0500 (EST) Subject: YWMFM Promo (new) The latest issue of ICE says that a promo for YWMFM is being released with "Rocker Girl" Cold Song" and "Emily" as bonus tracks. Sort of like the STL promo but a little different, I guess. Anyone know a good source who is offering them for sale? later- christopher ------------------------------ From: Selena Martin Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 20:50:50 -0700 Subject: preshow jitters Is it just me (and Tom Obrien), or does this list get a little wacked out prior to showtime? Remember how that Harris thing went ballistic pre JS?? And the frisbee guard competitors? Selena ------------------------------ From: jeffw (Jeff Wasilko) Date: Tue, 13 Aug 1996 21:02:38 -0400 (EDT) Subject: ADMIN: Please try to restrain yourselves (Re: preshow jitters) Selena Martin writes: > > Is it just me (and Tom Obrien), or does this list get a little > wacked out prior to showtime? Folks: Less than a week ago, I wrote to the list asking that you attempt to keep the NJC/off topic posts to a minimum while I am moderating the list. The volume has gotten quite high again, and I would really appreciate it if you would try to consider the amount of time I am having to spend approving each post before you send off a 'one-liner' or a 'me-too'. Again, if you are willing and able to help in moderating the list, please step forward. Jeff ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #476 ***************************