From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V10 #181 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Friday, July 29 2005 Volume 10 : Number 181 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V9 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re:[EDA] NJC: News from Mike Connell's backyard... [W1GGY2@aol.com] [EDA] Confessions of a skunk killer... [Dennis Harris > Skunk Beats the N.Y. Heat in Drug Store > > BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) - Even skunks need a break from the heat. One > of the white-striped critters managed to halt business for a few > hours Tuesday at a normally busy drug store near Binghamton. > > The skunk wandered into the Eckerd Drugs store in the town of > Chenango as temperatures soared into the 90s. > > Store workers managed to confine the animal in an entrance area. > Would-be customers were turned away while the skunk enjoyed the > store's cool climate. > > One employee said she thought the skunk was ``cute.'' > > Several workers watched its antics from a safe distance until a pest > control expert managed to coax it into a cage by early evening. An > employee says the removal was accomplished without upsetting the skunk. > > > > Why do I suspect Mike was involved with this?!? > www.edaf.org ********************************************* "All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." ~ Jane Wagner ~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:15:27 -0400 From: Dennis Harris Subject: [EDA] Confessions of a skunk killer... On Jul 28, 2005, at 12:07 PM, Mike Connell wrote: > I've nailed a few skunks with my Explorer on travels to Bearsville > (so, no that wasn't my natural smell > folks, it was the skunks). So I'm not about to accept a ride from a > likely vengeful skunk whose distant > relative I left tumbling by the roadside. SKUNK KILLER! Harris. Trust me, cause I don't kill skunks for sport! (tm) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 12:07:53 -0400 (EDT) From: "Mike Connell" Subject: Re:[EDA] NJC: News from Mike Connell's backyard... Amy conjecturated: > Well, let's see, why would Mike mess with a skunk? Did the skunk make a > post offering illegal bootlegs for sale? Nope. Only snakes and rats do that. (Geez, now I'm sounding like Susan on the first Survivor..whom coincidently I dubbed Amy as in the 2000 Bearsville Survivor edition... http://www.quackquack.net/bv/who2000.htm ) > Did the skunk become disillusioned with > his favorite blond singer? Sigh. TYPICAL sexist remark from Amy. Exactly HOW do you know the stinky skunk was a male? Huh? Tell me...how!? You don't, do you? You just ASSUMED it had to be a male skunk because you probably figured no way a female skunk would seek out cool quarters in a human environment being it would not be lady-like. Female chauvinist! > Perhaps the skunk offered Mike a ride to Bearsville > and then backed out at the last minute? I've nailed a few skunks with my Explorer on travels to Bearsville (so, no that wasn't my natural smell folks, it was the skunks). So I'm not about to accept a ride from a likely vengeful skunk whose distant relative I left tumbling by the roadside. > No, its just not adding up. Though Mike > did admit to me that he used to live right near this particular drugstore. Well, yes, live very close to it. It was there I actually bought my first ever...er...well let's just say I shopped there. Mike ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 10:03:59 -0700 From: "Melissa Bruce" Subject: [EDA] NJC: it's a big ad! very big ad! Not to promote the sale of alcoholic beverages, but I saw this ad and thought it was totally funny!! check it out!! http://www.bigad.com.au/ ~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~-~~ Got Jesus? John 3:16-21 http://www.everythingbreaks.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:21:57 EDT From: MALMAL700@aol.com Subject: [EDA] Random Jewel Vids I found this on VH1. Down at the bottom of the videos page there are some random videos of Jewel doing stuff like eating chocolate in a car and begging a guy to eat caviar (hey that rhymes haha). Maybe you guys have already seen them, but if not you can check 'em out: _VH1.com : Jewel : Artist Main_ (http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/jewel_pop_/videos.jhtml) ~Malorie ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V10 #181 ****************************