From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V9 #190 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Tuesday, July 6 2004 Volume 09 : Number 190 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V9 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- [EDA] New Songs ["charlie zidon" ] [EDA] NJC: Time for EDA intervention!!! [Harrisbros@aol.com] Re: [EDA] NJC: Time for EDA intervention!!! ["michiel" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 06:05:41 +0000 From: "charlie zidon" Subject: [EDA] New Songs Hey Angels-- Is there any site where I can download the new songs? Or does anyone have them that would be willing to send them to me at a different address?? Please let me know right away, I have been dying to hear them. I used to use a public computer so I couldn't download them, and now I got my own internet and michiel's site got in trouble for having the songs, so I missed my chance there... I'm desperate, PLEASE someone help me!!!!:) Charlie ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2004 16:14:59 EDT From: Harrisbros@aol.com Subject: [EDA] NJC: Time for EDA intervention!!! ***Mac started the ball rolling by writing: >It sounds like Jewel's management needs a competent replacement for >Fansrule. Maybe Alan and Mike could form a partnership and create a company >that could actually do a good job running Jewel's official website. The two >of you probably have enough inside knowledge and technical expertise to put >it together. It's not like it would be an unpaid position either. Who knows >what Jewel's management would pay for such a service? It might be pretty >lucrative. It's all negotiable. Maybe you guys could call each other and >discuss the possibility? Give it some thought. I think it would be a lot smarter for us to elect an EDA "Fan Representative", then send a petition to Jewel announcing that we really, really want her to she reinstate her old "friends and family" management team, and turn over preferred ticket sales, 8x10 glossy HAND SIGNED photo distribution and responsibility for the "velvet rope" access program to our fan representative. Changes I would like to see: 1) Jewel will launch a web-based form page where EDAs can vote on her next set list. She doesn't have to play every song we request, just a 50/50 mix of our requests and her own choices. 2) The words "hot dog", "barbed wire" and "angel" must be used in every encore set. Stringing the words together is acceptable -- ie, "my barbed wire angel wants a hot dog" or "my hot dog angel is wrapped in greasy barbed wire". 3) Reinstate Lesbian Fan Appreciation Night. Those were some of the best shows ever! 4) Rename the "velvet rope" access to the "wiggly tooth dental floss retainer string thing" access. (Then lose the dental floss.) 5) Open the often-rumored "Java Jewels" coffee house chain! 6) Release the Mattel "Jewel edition Barbi" (a weighted surf beach display base should solve the notorious "tipping over" balance problem). 7) Run a "Get Michiel a Gal" promotion to find a Jewel look-alike who will move to the land of wooden shoes and settle down with this fine fellow. This will also make some female Jewel fan happy to complete the fantasy and for all practical intents and purposes, become Jewel. Both Michiel and the lucky girl would, of course, receive the entire Jewel song catalog, including those pesky hard-to-find InstaLive CDs. Give Michiel responsibility for the official web site. At least his heart would be in it 100%. 8) Alan, Mike, Larry Greendfield, Adrian and Amy must 'fess up that they are actually one and the same person! Have you ever seen any of them in the same room together? Eh? Oh, wait. Alan-Mike. Okay, I have seen them together. Mike-Amy-Larry. Hmmm. Ditto. Adrian-Alan-Mike-Amy... *ahem* nevermind. Scratch that last demand. (Sinjin, Farr and Jason V. ARE the same guy, however!) I have other suggestions, but they're not as well thought out as these eight. That said, I nominate Mike Connell as the official Every Day Angel Fan Boy representative. My alternate vote goes to Phil the Tee Shirt Guy, but only if he commits to releasing free campaign shirts to any EDA requesting one (and loses the pizza halo). Call me crazy, but I think this plan works better than what Jewel fans have put up with the last couple of years. Harris, who actually forgot to sign up for Velvet Access, Fans Rule, Jewelz Insiderz Gangstaz (JIG), and other nonsense Jewel's accountants came up with... ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2004 22:41:43 +0200 From: "michiel" Subject: Re: [EDA] NJC: Time for EDA intervention!!! wow DUDE you made my day!! "Run a "Get Michiel a Gal" promotion to find a Jewel look-alike who will move to the land of wooden shoes and settle down with this fine fellow. This will also make some female Jewel fan happy to complete the fantasy and for all practical intents and purposes, become Jewel. Both Michiel and the lucky girl would, of course, receive the entire Jewel song catalog, including those pesky hard-to-find InstaLive CDs. Give Michiel responsibility for the official web site. At least his heart would be in it 100%." I would definitely say that would be my lucky day. To land a girl in my arms would make me a very very happy man . i think i would even cry and play we are every day angels :) And i have to admit, if Jewel wants to become more personal to her fans again than she has to rule out those crazy meet and greet prizes for 100$ ?? Why did fan rule ask us this amounts? we are fans, work hard to see jewel! i will read the email again, but this brother has some marvelous ideas! bye michiel - ----- Original Message ----- From: To: Sent: Monday, July 05, 2004 10:14 PM Subject: [EDA] NJC: Time for EDA intervention!!! > ***Mac started the ball rolling by writing: > >It sounds like Jewel's management needs a competent replacement for > >Fansrule. Maybe Alan and Mike could form a partnership and create a company > >that could actually do a good job running Jewel's official website. The two > >of you probably have enough inside knowledge and technical expertise to put > >it together. It's not like it would be an unpaid position either. Who knows > >what Jewel's management would pay for such a service? It might be pretty > >lucrative. It's all negotiable. Maybe you guys could call each other and > >discuss the possibility? Give it some thought. > > I think it would be a lot smarter for us to elect an EDA "Fan > Representative", then send a petition to Jewel announcing that we really, really want her to > she reinstate her old "friends and family" management team, and turn over > preferred ticket sales, 8x10 glossy HAND SIGNED photo distribution and > responsibility for the "velvet rope" access program to our fan representative. > > Changes I would like to see: > > 1) Jewel will launch a web-based form page where EDAs can vote on her next > set list. She doesn't have to play every song we request, just a 50/50 mix of > our requests and her own choices. > > 2) The words "hot dog", "barbed wire" and "angel" must be used in every > encore set. Stringing the words together is acceptable -- ie, "my barbed wire angel > wants a hot dog" or "my hot dog angel is wrapped in greasy barbed wire". > > 3) Reinstate Lesbian Fan Appreciation Night. Those were some of the best > shows ever! > > 4) Rename the "velvet rope" access to the "wiggly tooth dental floss retainer > string thing" access. (Then lose the dental floss.) > > 5) Open the often-rumored "Java Jewels" coffee house chain! > > 6) Release the Mattel "Jewel edition Barbi" (a weighted surf beach display > base should solve the notorious "tipping over" balance problem). > > 7) Run a "Get Michiel a Gal" promotion to find a Jewel look-alike who will > move to the land of wooden shoes and settle down with this fine fellow. This > will also make some female Jewel fan happy to complete the fantasy and for all > practical intents and purposes, become Jewel. Both Michiel and the lucky girl > would, of course, receive the entire Jewel song catalog, including those pesky > hard-to-find InstaLive CDs. Give Michiel responsibility for the official web > site. At least his heart would be in it 100%. > > 8) Alan, Mike, Larry Greendfield, Adrian and Amy must 'fess up that they are > actually one and the same person! Have you ever seen any of them in the same > room together? Eh? Oh, wait. > > Alan-Mike. Okay, I have seen them together. > > Mike-Amy-Larry. Hmmm. Ditto. > > Adrian-Alan-Mike-Amy... *ahem* nevermind. Scratch that last demand. (Sinjin, > Farr and Jason V. ARE the same guy, however!) > > I have other suggestions, but they're not as well thought out as these eight. > > > That said, I nominate Mike Connell as the official Every Day Angel Fan Boy > representative. My alternate vote goes to Phil the Tee Shirt Guy, but only if he > commits to releasing free campaign shirts to any EDA requesting one (and > loses the pizza halo). > > Call me crazy, but I think this plan works better than what Jewel fans have > put up with the last couple of years. > > > Harris, who actually forgot to sign up for Velvet Access, Fans Rule, > Jewelz Insiderz Gangstaz (JIG), and other nonsense Jewel's accountants came > up with... ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 18:07:58 -0500 From: "Matt Sullivan" Subject: [EDA] Milwaukee Cancelled Milwaukee's concert has been cancelled, no word on why. ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V9 #190 ***************************