From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V8 #301 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk jewel-digest Monday, June 30 2003 Volume 08 : Number 301 * If you ever wish to unsubscribe from this digest, send an email to * jewel-digest-request@smoe.org with ONLY the word * unsubscribe in the BODY of the email * . * For the latest news on what Jewel is up to, go to * the OFFICIAL Jewel web site at http://www.jeweljk.com * and click on "calendar" * . * PLEASE :) when you reply to this digest to send a post TO the list, * change the subject to reflect what your post is about. A subject * of Re: jewel-digest V8 #___ gives fellow list readers * no clue as to what your message is about. Today's Subjects: ----------------- [EDA] Re: 30 years ago.... [eliot lemoncelli ] Re: [EDA] 30 years ago tonight, a baaaaad boy was I.... [Ziad Chatila Subject: [EDA] Re: 30 years ago.... Oh my god that was the funniest thing ive ever heard. Okay... thats a bit much. Definately one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time though. Mike a streaker... funny stuff. But how the heck did you miss that door Did it say Pull and you tried to Push? Hope it wasnt a cold night ;) LOL Sorry Mike couldnt resist Centralfloridaangel aka Eliot The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 23:38:44 -0300 From: Ziad Chatila Subject: Re: [EDA] 30 years ago tonight, a baaaaad boy was I.... Given this new information, I suggest we suspend Mike for a week until we can properly re-evaluate his ability to moderate this list. If not for the integrity of this list, then for the sake of the children...please, will someone think of the children. ziad. - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Mike Connell" To: ; Sent: Sunday, June 29, 2003 10:32 PM Subject: [EDA] 30 years ago tonight, a baaaaad boy was I.... > This was in my local newspaper 30 years ago tomorrow... > > There are a few non-facts in it...will explain later.... > > The article: > > Glassy Dash: a shattering experience > > A lone naked man, one of a dying breed of streakers, startled persons > inside a Broome County ice cream stand last night when he ran in and > plunged headlong through a plate glass door. > > Sheriffs' deputies reported that at about 8:40pm an unclad man dashed into > the Dairy Queen 1326 Upper Front Street and ran, inadvertantly, through a > locked plate glass door. > > He shattered the door as he came through it, but was apparently unhurt. > Deputies said he jumped into a waiting car, and sped off. > > Paul Donnolo, manager of the stand, said the streaker, who was in his early > 20's, later called the Dairy Queen and offered to pay for the damages. He > did not identify himself. Donnolo estimated the damage at $120. > > The 15 or 20 customers went on licking their ice cream, deputies said. > > End of article. > > The non-facts are: > > 1) I was not in my early 20's, I was 18 > 2) The caller did identify himself, I told him my name. > 3) The door was not locked, I just missed the handle (a dovetail, not a bar > handle) and just, well, went through the glass. > > Just thought I'd share. :-) > > ...and a lot of you thought I was just a completely bland list-owner ;-) > > Mike :-) > > P.S. It's the absolute truth. I even wrote a short story about the whole > evening and submitted it to Reader's Digest (who shot it down for "not the > kind of material we like to portray to our readers"), a lot of surprising > events unfolded that evening....if I find it I'll type it up and make it > available at a website near you. It will answer whatever questions you may > have (like, "Mike, is this why you do not have any kids?" ;-) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2003 00:55:16 -0400 (EDT) From: "kevin maguire" Subject: [EDA] 30 years ago tonight, a baaaaad boy was I.... Thanks mike for sharing with us! Thats a really funny story, and made me smile! Thats pretty cool! So your an Old man then... 48.... The most personalized portal on the Web! ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V8 #301 ***************************