From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V2 #132 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Wednesday, February 26 1997 Volume 02 : Number 132 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Howie Stern picks Jewel to win tonight [avernon@scott.net] Re: Howie Stern picks Jewel to win tonight [avernon@scott.net] Rhode Island Show [Eric Haglund ] Re:good luck [Emilia Garvey ] Charlie Rose/ Grammies [ABershaw@aol.com] Re:I chatted with Jewel [Mike Connell] Jewel and Marilyn [Lisa Golmen ] NJC: Honesty WAS: I chatted with Jewel ["James H. Judd" ] Charlie Rose? [george marticorena ] NJC: Harris Brothers [Sinjin ] Jewel On Hard Rock Live [bdusseau@cybersonic.com (Brian Dusseau)] re: Re: NJC: "Why PBS Sucks" and "Jewel's Clone" [Matthew=Owens%Students%] Re: NJC:Angels We need to help a fellow angel [frkarras1@juno.com (Todd A] id like to thank... [chrissie ] Re: NJC: Desperate for sheep show videotape! [BillSA3@aol.com] NJC: Desperate for sheep show videotape! [JewelStalk@aol.com] NJC: The little dog falls off the porch [JewelStalk@aol.com] NJC: Stalking 'n talking... [JewelStalk@aol.com] Colby tickets [Rebecca A Smith ] NJC: Cloning [Sinjin ] AAAAHHHH!!! [MAXMOUZE@aol.com] What is Jewel Nominated for again? [EveryDay Angel ] Re: What the hell is wrong with you??? [Derrick Chhay ] SPOILERS! (grammy results) [Burkeman ] JC: Grammy's [Ryan Clark ] the grammys ["I'VE GOT TO BELIEVE THAT SIN WILL MAKE A BETTER MAN. -MG" <] Grammy used Jewels orginal YWMFM [EveryDay Angel ] grammy results [chrissie ] IF you want Grammy Results, Mailme [EveryDay Angel ] Re: new mexico [ehicks@flash.net] Re: NJC: Desperate for sheep show videotape! ["James H. Judd" ] Grammys [Eric Haglund ] Re: concert in columbus oh.?...in need of friends. [JoyAngel1@aol.com] Re: SPOILERS! (grammy results) [Andrew Vernon ] Grammys Results [Tien Dang ] OH WELL ["Timothy Paul Mccormick Jr" ] JEWEL AT GRAMMY's [Kim Adams ] The Grammy's Sucked!!! [Beausmit@aol.com] woah. [etrigan ] Jewel's Dress [John ] My poetry revisted*for the last time* :) [Emilia Garvey ] Grammy results [Matthew=Owens%Students%SJC@vines.saintjoe.edu] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 17:39:08 -0600 (CST) From: avernon@scott.net Subject: Re: Howie Stern picks Jewel to win tonight ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 17:49:06 -0600 (CST) From: avernon@scott.net Subject: Re: Howie Stern picks Jewel to win tonight > On his radio show this morning, Howard Stern predicted Jewel would win Best > New Artist tonight. He just wants to get in to her jeans. That lecherous hairball. > questions, that goes WAY beyond an act. Just because he's a talk show > host/comedian, it doesn't give him the right to have someone embarrassed in > public AND on TV & radio. It's arrogance and.....well just not nice. That's enough to disqualify him completely for me. Now excuse me while I impart some advice to our favorite angel... Scratch his eyes out Jewel! Beat him senseless with your guitar! Grab Kevin Eubanks and whop _his_ guitar upside Howeird's head too. Have Steve drinking heavily backstage and have him puke on Howard before he comes out. Bash in his teeth, that hatemongering snot! Ok... I'm done. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 18:54:43 +0500 From: Eric Haglund Subject: Rhode Island Show If anyone makes plans to meet up at the Rhode Island Show let me know. I'm signing off tonite for Spring Break but if any plans are made send then to me at: pat_haglund@hphc.org Thanks. Hope to see you at the show. I'll be wearing a Jewelstock shirt.-Eric ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 18:01:17 -0600 (CST) From: Emilia Garvey Subject: Re:good luck Sorry, hit me, flame me...sorry again...I couldn't think of anyone to mail it to..but I'll see if I have good luck in the next 4 days. Emilia "The Jilted Angel" Garvey ___________________________________________________________ "In case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding, this is me down on my knees... you're breaking my heart -Jewel Kilcher "Foolish Games" ______________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:11:04 -0500 (EST) From: ABershaw@aol.com Subject: Charlie Rose/ Grammies Hi all, I have a lot of Charlie Rose Show inquiries in my mailbox today. Jewel's segment apparently was bumped at the last minute in favor of a "Sheep Cloning" segment. (insert your own hilarious comment here....) As far as I know, the segment was taped as planned & will likely be broadcast in the next few days. When I first posted about this show, I said it would be likely broadcast later. That's what I was told anyway. So set those VCRs for Mon-Fri recording..... Also a bunch of people are asking me if Jewel is performing tonight. I've never heard she was actually performing. I was going to watch it just to see her Dad on National TV for the first time. :-) Alan (MrBB) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:25:29 -0500 From: Mike Connell Subject: Re:I chatted with Jewel Borkman437@aol.com wrote: > I IMed Jewel last night while I was online, and I chatted > with her for a couple of minutes. That really made my day! Actually, it was Bibi, Jewel's assistant. I saw the screen name log on too, and log off. We chatted a bit ourselves about the re-write of the Jewel History & FAQ etc. (She's gonna help me get a more accurate history on Jewel for the re-write) Bibi is the main person who logs on and checks the Email at that account. So, to the people who flamed the Borkman for being gullable, he's NOT. It WAS JewelJK@AOL.com, and it was Bibi just logging on to get Email. (It's nothing new, I mean, somebody has to log on the 2 year old account to get Email ya know :) Mike /\//\\///\\\////\\\\/////\\\\\//////\\\\\\/////\\\\\////\\\\///\\\//\\/\ \ New to the list and confused? Need to find a members' Email addy? / / This and more helpful info can be found in the "Jewel Mailing List \ \ Netiquette And New Member Guide" at http://www.spectra.net/~ducksoup / / ducksoup@spectra.net /\ \/ /\ \/ /\ DuckOfPrey@AOL.com \ \/\\//\\\///\\\\////\\\\\/////\\\\\\//////\\\\\/////\\\\////\\\///\\//\/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 01:25:26 +0100 (MET) From: Lisa Golmen Subject: Jewel and Marilyn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 17:51:54 -0500 >From: Tom Kies II >Subject: hmmm... > >Hi folks, I've got a question for you.. > A friend of mine seems to think that Jewel is dating the guy from >Marilyn Manson. I say she's been woefully misinformed. Can I get the >straight story to clear up this mis-guided soul?>>>>>> - --------------------------------------------------------- Well, if she was I would be incredibly jelous...But I don`t think she is, though. She would have to be mental...like me. Lisa G. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 18:41:30 -0600 From: "James H. Judd" Subject: NJC: Honesty WAS: I chatted with Jewel - - >I IMed Jewel last night while I was online, and I chatted with her for a - - >couple of minutes. That really made my day! - - - - So, to the people who flamed the Borkman for being gullable, he's NOT. It - - WAS JewelJK@AOL.com, and it was Bibi just logging on to get Email. Okay, here's something that's been bothering me forever. Say we didn't know who it was. It's like Santa Claus. Do we burst bubbles in hopes of finding truth or let people live in ignorant bliss? Which is the greater good? Think about it- i could go on and make you but i'll keep it short. Truth always, in relationships, raising children, etc- good or bad. Discuss please. James ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 16:45:36 -0800 From: george marticorena Subject: Charlie Rose? Let me get this straight. Was Jewel a guess in Charlie Rose or did she appear? A curious newbie -George ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 16:52:49 -0800 From: george marticorena Subject: Charlie Rose? Let me get this straight. Was Jewel a guess in Charlie Rose or did she not appear? Sorry about the other message I forgot to put "not" -George ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 16:39:21 -0800 From: Sinjin Subject: NJC: Harris Brothers Hey Angels, I just got this from the CIA computer files! Check it out: To: President William Jefferson Clinton From: George J. Tenet, Acting Director of Central Intelligence Subject: Hillary at Grammys tonight Mr. President, It has come to my attention that your wife Hillary Rodham Clinton will be attending the Grammy Awards in New York tonight due to the fact that she is nominated for an award. Because of this I have determined that it would be in your best interest to warn you about a possible danger, the Harris Brothers. Because the extrordinary Atlantic Records recording artist Jewel will be accepting two Grammys there is a strong possibility that the Harris Brothers will be present at the awards. The following is a classified CIA file on the Harris Brothers and their operations: Organization: Halt All Harris Activity (HAHA) Subject: Harris Brothers Classification: Top Secret THE HARRIS BROTHERS The Harris Brothers is a very powerful terrorist organization headed up by two individuals, Dennis and Dean Harris. DENNIS HARRIS Destinguishing Characteristics: A scar on his torso from a frisbee wound suffered at the hands of Sinjin at Jewelstock Not much is known about this elusive character. We know he communicates with his agents through an intricate system of buttons. As of right now we have yet to crack his code. DEAN HARRIS Destinguishing Characteristics: 18 inches tall. If you see a man who is 18 inches tall and does not have swivel-arm battle grip, chances are it's Dean Harris. Dean is even less known than his brother Dennis. It is believed that Dean is the brains behind the organization, because it is obviously impossible for Dennis to do so. KNOWN HARRIS BROTHERS ACTIVITIES: The Harris Brothers have stolen priceless artifacts, including two guitar pics that belonged to Jewel, given to her by Flea of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. The Harris Brothers also employ several people at every Jewel concert to interupt Jewel's set by shouting "Yodel!" They finance their activities through a clever luggage thievery ring. On two occasions they have stolen the luggage of HAHA agent Sinjin. Once in an attempt to disarm him of his frisbee at Jewelstock, then again after Sinjin was returning home from the Puyallup Fair. It is believed that the Harris Brothers were looking for any Jewel memorabilia, especially bootlegs of the Puyallup concert, during this second luggage robbery. When they were unable to recover anything of importance, they decided to attempt to steal the luggage of Jewel herself, and did so when she flew to perform at the Fresno Fair. SUSPECTED HARRIS BROTHERS ACTIVITIES: It is suspected that the Harris Brothers were responsible for such terrorism as sabotaging Crash Boy's car in an attempt to eleminate all concert goers from the second night of Jewelstock, except members of the Harris Clan. CURRENT INFORMATION Our secret agent, who shall be refered to as Rogi to hide his identity, has recently infultrated the Harris Brothers clan and has come up with some startling information. After years of tracking the elusive 'Goddess' who has known Harris Brother ties, Rogi recently met her at Lizstock and has learned that SHE, not Dennis and Dean, may actually be the brains, as well as beauty, behind the Harris Brothers organization! The 'Goddess' has been identified as none other than Selena. As I am sure you are aware of, Selena is know to launder money through her tape-distribution system. Furthermore, in light of the speed in which Selena distributed her Jewelstock branch, which no one person can achieve on their own, it is suspected that Selena uses child labor to run her money laundering ring. In fact, Selena attempted to kidnap Rainbow Bright and Liz Clark at Jewelstock by lureing them into her 'party-van'. However, her attempt was thwarted when Selena was scared away by Liz's Towering Sister. Mr. President, please advise your wife to proceed with extreme caution at the Grammy awards tonight as we have received reports that the Harris Brothers will attempt to fix the Grammys so Jewel, who is obviously by far the best choice in both categories, will win no grammys. Respectfully submitted, George J. Tenet Acting Director of Central Intelligence ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:40:51 -0500 From: bdusseau@cybersonic.com (Brian Dusseau) Subject: Jewel On Hard Rock Live WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE DONE OR WOULD DO TO SEE OR MEET Jewel? email me at bdusseau@cybersonic.com I am producing a live video cybercast of her and am looking for true blue fans to come to the show and participate in a fan segment. The show tapes in NYC on 2-27-97 so email me soon. include your phone number. Brian Dusseau bdusseau@cybersonic.com Brian Dusseau bdusseau@cybersonic.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 97 15:28:16 CST From: Matthew=Owens%Students%SJC@vines.saintjoe.edu Subject: re: Re: NJC: "Why PBS Sucks" and "Jewel's Clone" I was just wondering if I was on a newsgroup about Jewel or cloning? Yes, there is some tie, since she was bumped off by the multiplied sheep, but I don't think it warrants a whole discussion/argument about the problems/implications of cloning. I am sure there is another discussion group somewhere on cloning which would love to have your imput. Please don't take this negatively, but the mail is numerous enough without having to worry about all the messages which basically have nothing to do with our beloved Sourdough. Thank you for your time. Matthew ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 18:45:28 PST From: frkarras1@juno.com (Todd A Werner) Subject: Re: NJC:Angels We need to help a fellow angel On Thu, 27 Feb 1997 00:25:47 +0100 Alexander Stamou quoted me as saying: >>>You had some good points. I'm sure he is doing what he thinks is >>>best for his daughter. But Hitler was doing what he thought was best >>>for his country and look what that led to. He was incorrect. I quoted somebody else in my post, and this was part of the original message that I quoted. I didn't write the above, but I didn't correctly cite my source. (Sorry, just got out of Eng. Comp.) I don't know who wrote that; I don't remember and don't deem it safe to wager a guess. Just thought I'd point that out. - -todd ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:06:38 -0500 From: chrissie Subject: id like to thank... hey all.. my name's chrissie and id like to thank the people who put together the jewel-FAQ... it allowed me to finally convince a bunch of people that "little sister" was not about jewel's sister.. the sex addict.. sheesh.. as if they could miss the obvious clues... well thanks for the excellent help and the witty conversation :) chrissie "whats that say about you.." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 01:56:01 -0500 (EST) From: BillSA3@aol.com Subject: Re: NJC: Desperate for sheep show videotape! Sorry Dennis the water bottle isn't for sale......So I don't think you'll be doing the cloning......so you can ask me when you can borrow the clone... See ya, Bill (DawgBoy) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 01:40:52 -0500 (EST) From: JewelStalk@aol.com Subject: NJC: Desperate for sheep show videotape! Wow...cloning sheep -- what a breakthrough! Anyone who got that entire show on videotape (preferably Super-HVS normal speed hi-fi on a really good quality cassette), e-mail me immediately! I gotta have it! God, and to think I didn't watch the show cause I thought that batty little Yodel-Honey (tm) would be on instead, hands manifesting sign language (?) and confessing yet again that she stole toilet paper from Denny's (tm)! Anyway, I have several things to trade for the aforementioned wooley tape - -- two guitar picks from the JewelStock Friday night performance, a "Save the Linoleum" CD, a "Phyllis Barnaby" CD, Jewel's chopsticks from the Little Bear luncheon after JewelStock, and the negative of the infamous photo of Steve Poltz and Jewel holding that AK-47 and kilo of pot with their arms around the Mexican Federales! I can hardly wait...my heart is racing! Lemme explain...DawgBoy snagged TWO of Jewel's half-used water bottles off the Bearsville Theater stage last July, and I swear that between the backwash Jewel spit in them, and the scientific information I can glean from the Charlie Rose tape, we can CLONE JEWEL! (Oh yeah, laugh now, but see who wants to borrow my Jewel clone when it works!) And they said we were OBSESSIVE! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!..... - -- Dr. (She's Alive! ALIVE, I TELL YOU!) Harris, I presume... Dennis Harris ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 01:59:54 -0500 (EST) From: JewelStalk@aol.com Subject: NJC: The little dog falls off the porch If you can't run with the big dogs, you should stay on the porch. But sometimes the little dog FALLS off the porch... ***In response to my post, Carter (Bazooka Joe) Navarro wrote: >>You must have learnt the Ebonics form of Pig Latin. The Olde English style Pig Latin requires you to place EVERYTHING before the first vowel at the end of the word (so the word "stalker" would be Alker-Stay instead of Talker-Say).<< I'm Irish, Carter. For God's sake, please don't call me English (or olde, for that matter)...Besides, you gotta admit that "Talker-say" is MUCH funnier than "Alker-stay"... ***Then the Stalker-in-training wrote: >>And you are only the East Coast designated stalker. My Stinky Sphere of Anti-Jewel Repellant has been keeping the batty little yodel-honey away from these parts for almost a year. She's gonna act like Damien in a church when she hits Berkeley on April Fools' Day.<< And Michael Jordan ONLY starts for the east squad at the All-Star game... ;) Add that trademark (tm) sign, Carter! You should know better... Uhh, Carter, hasn't it dawned on you that the ONLY show you're allowed to attend falls on April Fool's Day? I'd suggest you take a walkman and a Jewel tape, cause it's might be the ONLY Jewel you'll be hearing that day! Hey little pup, visit the big city one day, and see how COMMITTED (or soon to be, anyway) Angels do it... - -- Obviously NOT the Pirate King! Dennis Harris ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 02:31:30 -0500 (EST) From: JewelStalk@aol.com Subject: NJC: Stalking 'n talking... ***In response to my recent post, Billy wrote: >>d*nnis, you kill me.<< Oh yeah, try to pin all the unsolved cases on me, will ya? And don't call me d*nnis. *** logain@baynet.net wrote: >> You're an inconspicuous fellah. Be careful with that sharpie pen, everyone! Who, me? Sign my name? No! If youse a good stalker, you'll find it yourself =)<< Now there's an idea: we have a stalker convention on the streets of New York City with no stinking badges! (Talk about confusion over who stalked who...) Also, the JewelStalk (tm) legal department has informed me that all Sharpie (tm) pens in our kits will have to be equipped with a "safety cork" attached. I know it's silly, but the end-user can always, well, remove it themselves (not that I am at liberty to suggest such a hazardous action)... *** avernon@koala.scott.net wasted no time in ordering the first stalking kit: >>Look under your doorstep for a pad of fives and tens. And then deliver the kit to my office. You know where it is.<< Repeat stalkers. Now that's how you build a good customer base -- service. ***DawgBoy responded to my idea of cloning Jewel ala the Charlie Rose show: >>Sorry Dennis the water bottle isn't for sale......So I don't think you'll be doing the cloning....<< Sale? Who the hell said anything about buying?!? And you really think I left you the REAL Jewel water bottle that morning you slept in late at Bearsville? My friend, you have Akira's water bottle -- clone that! For further information on cloning, sheep and stalking, visit this fine newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.text-only.do.cloned.sheep.dream.of.electric.stalkbunn ies - -- (Stalk, stalk, stalking at Heaven's door...) Dennis Harris ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 21:23:40 -0500 (EST) From: Rebecca A Smith Subject: Colby tickets Hello to all... I'm off the list for a couple of weeks to get my inbox back to a reasonable size, so if anyone has been trying to get hold of me, that's where I've been. I was supposed to go see Jewel this weekend at Colby College in Maine (see, she has sympathy for those of us who live in cold remote states!), but my dear friend who was supposed to get tickets was unable to attain any. So now there is one broken-hearted angel up here! If anyone has extra tickets (2 would be nice, but even 1 would be swell), *please* e-mail me privately asap. I will certainly pay every penny of expenses, as to me it would be worth its weight in platinum. Thank you in advance to any and all who may respond, and apologies for the length. Sincerely, Becca ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 21:56:53 -0800 From: Sinjin Subject: NJC: Cloning Just curious, if you clone a certain Harris Brother can Jewel enforce the restraining order against the clone? -Sinjin ...or maybe Sinjin's Clone! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:13:51 -0500 (EST) From: MAXMOUZE@aol.com Subject: AAAAHHHH!!! I was watching Prevue Channel to see when the Grammys were coming on, and on the Spice Channel (adult), there was "KEPT WOMEN: Starring Jewel". Why did a low-life porn star have to name herself Jewel? We should send her hate mail! Aaaahhh...oh well, at least the Grammys hasn't started yet, so I didn't miss them. Mm__) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:17:04 -0500 (EST) From: EveryDay Angel Subject: What is Jewel Nominated for again? AS it says above, what is Jewel nominated for? An EveryDayAngel, Bryan. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:19:12 -0500 From: Mike Connell Subject: Re: ADMIN: Urgent! Don't spoil the Grammies! Jeff W wrote: >Subject: She won! She won! She won! Dammit Jeff, you RUINED it for ME!!! I was taping it and gonna watch it later. How could you do that??? ;) Mike ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 27 Feb 97 01:04:21 UT From: "CASEY HANSEN" Subject: Rolling Stone Go Jewel! Two times in the new issue of Rollingstone! Danke, Casey ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:23:53 -0800 From: Derrick Chhay Subject: Re: What the hell is wrong with you??? okay, first of all, none of this would have ever happened if you didn't shut me out so much! when are you gonna get that straight?!?!?! i never wanted to fight about ANY of this, but you brought this upon ourselves. if you weren't so selfish and consider others feelings, we wouldn't be in this mess. someone off the list emailed me and told me that most guys can't even let their feelings out sometimes..but i'm willing to let a whole mailing list know how much i cared about you. notice i use the word CARED...as in the past tense. the thing that really bugs me is that you never had any intentions of paying more attention to me unless i brought this up. god, how many times i have i told you that??? you just never seem to have any comment on that! ya know why? cuz you know it's true! if i didn't tell you how hurt i was about this, you would still be shutting me out and not talking to me. so for god sake, you god damn know that's true! god, i thought you loved me more than anything...but now i know that it was all a lie. our whole relationship was just one big lie and it was all one big joke to you. i could've loved you until the end of time...but you just never cared. YOU JUST NEVER CARED! *crying* what bugs me even more is that you thought that just by saying you're sorry would mend everything and get things the way they were again. this is the exact same reason i broke up with you the first time...and then i got back together with you because you said you were there for me, and that you still loved me... but now look at you...you're doing it all over again...and that's why i broke up with you. and guess what...i'm NEVER gonna back with you...because all you do is act like you're gonna be there for me and care about me, and then you just go back to ignoring me after a while. i'm not gonna fall for your act again...or as you would say, i'm not gonna be gullible and fall for it for a third time. a THIRD time...god, i'm not THAT stupid! and yes, i'm putting this up on the list for all the world to see..because as far as i'm concerned, you're not my girlfriend and you're not a part of my life anymore. so i can say and do whatever i want. okay, here's where the interesting part comes in. all of you out there that are reading this, i want you to reply to this(ON THE LIST) and us know who was right and who was wrong. all the evidence and point of views have been given...and it's up to you to serve as the jury. i WANT you to take sides. there was nothing wrong with what i did...i felt left out in our relationship, told her how hurt i was, and i end up having to break up with her. is there ANYONE out there who agrees with me that none of this would have ever been brought up if she had payed more attention to our relationship? and by what i've heard from her, she still doesn't realize how much she hurt me. so this is the only way for her to see and realize what she did and why it was so wrong. PLEASE participate in this. all i ever wanted was a girl to love who would be there when i needed her...i guess i was looking in the wrong places all along. =( DeRrIcK aKa CrIcKeT oh, good luck Jewel! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:25:13 -0500 (EST) From: Burkeman Subject: SPOILERS! (grammy results) Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, Jewel got screwed... AT LEAST they showed a clip from the old YWMFM. LeeAnn RIMES?? I guess songwriting isn't a part of the category. I wouldn't mind if it was No Doubt or Garbage, but .. (edited for incoherentness) Come on Harris Bros., where was the GrammyGate (tm) ? a disappointed but still proud fan, (and the word nominee is French for loser:)) - -tim 'burkeman' ___________________________________________________ E Tim Burke E D tburke@mail.heidelberg.edu D A "I feel so far from where I've been..." A ___________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:24:44 -0500 From: Ryan Clark Subject: JC: Grammy's LeAnn Rimes? Best new artist? You've got to be kidding me. What a rip off. Stupid Grammy's. It figures Jewel wouldn't win. She's got too much talent. Ryan Clark clark@ohio.net "Heaven help a boy like me." - --Eugene Kelly ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:28:33 -0600 (CST) From: "I'VE GOT TO BELIEVE THAT SIN WILL MAKE A BETTER MAN. -MG" Subject: the grammys *laugh* out of all the people nominated leann rimes? yeah she can sing but i thought country had their own music awards... i don't think i'd ever see garbage nominated on the country show. *phat* i *hate* country i can listen to anything but country. born and raised in texas. go figure. oh well at least no doubt didn't win. i thought they were going to start a trend with you play and then you win. HeAtHeN ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:28:41 -0500 (EST) From: EveryDay Angel Subject: Grammy used Jewels orginal YWMFM Did you all see! They used the orginal version of YWMFM vid at the Grammys. Pretty KEWEL! An EveryDayAngel, Bryan. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:33:43 -0500 From: chrissie Subject: grammy results oh my god....... leann RHIMES... she yodels for crying out loud...i cant belive this... how could they deny jewel the award and respect she deserves..ill tell you what.. ill bet the leann has never lived in a van...she dosent even write her own songs!!!!!!.. sheesh.. well im off to go and sulk chrissie "what's that say about you..." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:34:04 -0500 (EST) From: EveryDay Angel Subject: IF you want Grammy Results, Mailme If you want Grammy results reguarding Jewel, Mail me PRIVITALY! An EveryDayAngel, Bryan. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 17:46:38 +0000 From: Tom Morales Subject: Grammys Igor is here and Eric and Jamie. When does it start? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 18:40:37 -0700 From: ehicks@flash.net Subject: Re: new mexico >ok, here is the thing. i want all of you to come to new mexico and visit >me. i have a cute little apartment and we could listen to jewel and all >of us who are musicians can play and we can well, i am not sure EXACTLY >what we will do, but you guys would love the desert. so i was thinking >of having a big bash sometime early summer. i have to take french at >some point, but we could do a fiveday stock and see what happens. >perhaps we could even make a little record of it and someday when we are >all famous, we could release it. who knows. well, i am not sure any of >you will be interested in this, except for emily (who lives here) but let >me know. > >laura disguised as the moon good idea laura! I think what we need for them to come down is to get Jewel to come play though. :) To anyone who talks to Jewel at one of her shows, tell her to come to Albuquerque!!!! we have a really, really, really, REALLY nice place where she could play and it's called popejoy hall, so tell her that. :) THE GRAMMYS ARE ON IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES HERE!!!!! GO JEWEL!!!!!! Emily p.s. I thought i'd say my thoughts about htis whole cloning thing. I think it's damn scary!!! i mean, i think that the idea of cloning ANYTHING is bad, but can you imagine what would happen if the technology of cloning got into the wrong hands? people would be able to mass produce people. everyone in the world is unique, and if we take that individualism away, what do we have left? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:53:07 -0600 From: "James H. Judd" Subject: Re: NJC: Desperate for sheep show videotape! - - Sorry Dennis the water bottle isn't for sale......So I don't think you'll be - - doing the cloning......so you can ask me when you can borrow the clone... This might scare some people, but i still have somewhere at home some hair from these three girls i had a crush on/dated. Someday i'll move to utah and have a harem ;) James, who has abandoned his hair collection hobby along with his rock collection in his old age ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 19:54:45 -0600 (CST) From: "I'VE GOT TO BELIEVE THAT SIN WILL MAKE A BETTER MAN. -MG" Subject: ignore c ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:05:19 -0600 (CST) From: Emilia Garvey Subject: Re: JC: Grammy's ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not like country, and that makes me like it even less..:( :( :(...poo.. Emilia "The Jilted Angel" Garvey ___________________________________________________________ "In case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees...you're breaking my heart -Jewel Kilcher "Foolish Games" _____________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:18:25 +0500 From: Eric Haglund Subject: Grammys You've got to be kinding me. I can't believe this. Talk about giving Jewel the shaft. Where were those Harris Bros. when we needed a conspiracy? Thoroughly disappointed-Eric ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:18:54 -0500 (EST) From: JoyAngel1@aol.com Subject: Re: concert in columbus oh.?...in need of friends. I would be happy to meet somewhere in Columbus, however, I am unfamiliar with the area, where I live it is 1 1/2 hours to Columbus. JoyAngel ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:28:37 -0600 From: Andrew Vernon Subject: Re: SPOILERS! (grammy results) On Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:25:13 -0500 (EST) tburke@nike.heidelberg.edu (Burkeman) wrote: >(and the word nominee is French for loser:)) Well, 'Grammy' is an euphemism for 'suck-up'. As in 'suck-up to the kid before she enters her adult career selling real estate. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:36:34 -0600 (CST) From: Tien Dang Subject: Grammys Results I can't believe Jewel did not win. =( I just can't believe Leanne Rimes won. Then Toni Braxton wins over Jewel. This sucks! Stupid Grammy people! Angry EDA in Houston, Tien ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:41:44 -0500 (EST) From: "Timothy Paul Mccormick Jr" Subject: OH WELL Who the *%$# cares anyway? It is just a stupid award anyway. We all know how special JEWEL is, and what she stands for. We didn't need her to win an award to prove it to us. So, I am just going to go back and watch the Grammy's now, and wait for BRUCE to play. Whenever he finally does. Boss PS= I always liked the AMA's better anyways. - -- "God have mercy on the man, who doubts what he's sure of." -Bruce Springsteen "'Cause anyone can start a conflict, it's harder yet to disregard it." -Jewel "And today the millions cry, we eat and drink while tomorrow they die." -U2 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:53:17 -0500 From: Kim Adams Subject: JEWEL AT GRAMMY's Jewel is on the grammy's RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLE THRU HER DRESS!!! HA!! POOR JEWEL! She looks so pretty, looks like she dyed her hair.. Kim " And if you live thru this will me i swear that i will die for you.." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:45:29 -0500 (EST) From: Beausmit@aol.com Subject: The Grammy's Sucked!!! I am highly disappointed that Jewel lost in both categories. I know it was an acheivement for her to be nominated, and I'm proud of that, but this must be some sort of conspiracy (the Grammy's). Oh, well, I just had to voice my disgust with those pitiful excuses for a measure of talent-the Grammy awards. Jewel rules regardless of their vote! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:49:32 -0500 From: etrigan Subject: woah. Ummm I think I just saw a goddess on the grammy's. Then again it mightave been Jewel wearing a see thru dress. OH MY. awe struck, kung fu mike ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:54:06 -0500 From: John Subject: Jewel's Dress WOW, Did she not look amazing this evening? And I repeat myself....WOW! I *am* a bit surprized at her attire tonight though, although I wasn't really looking specifically there, the people I was watching the performance with remarked that her dress was *rather* sheer in the um...chest-al area. After the comment was made, I *did* look, and I was rather amazed at how sheer it really was. Hehehe....A little daring there Ms> Kilcher :) Hmm..I really don;t have a whole lot to say, just that she looked fan-fraggin-tastic!! I believe this is the point in the message that I declare my undying love for her....I LOVE JEWEL! I guess that's really all I have to offer. Later! JAC "Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is best." --Frank Zappa ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 20:53:57 -0600 (CST) From: Emilia Garvey Subject: My poetry revisted*for the last time* :) The last time, I promise.. the first poem is not in disagreement with animal rights mind you.. Seals I flipped through the magazines I saw the baby seals now are they not so cute that you could not love them? I say "Yes" How can you feel for animals when there are people here? People who are crying, People who are dying to be held. I'm sitting here I don't care but I do so much and I don't tell anyone except for my notebooks and I AM crying, but no one sees. Winter Is The Time For fights and fancies and fearful romance, winter is the time. When the sky is gray, the snow is gone, and the trees are like old furniture, winter is the time. For hearbreak, mine and yours, and for finding someone, winter is the time. And I've been holding on to nothing and I've been at the wrong end of the gun. I've been comforted by my own tears When their is nothing else to write about. My mother talked about your family(how I would not see you) and I sobbed, unnoticed for no one lost. If I saw you I would still despise you. but for yearning and for burning, winter is the time. On The Other Side Of Town I watched them wear their skirts last night. I watched them dance. I watched them fight. I watched even the tomboys in their plaid and cardigans dancing with the boys. Without perfect hair I will get nowhere. I watched them with my t-shirt and my black jeans and I listened to the music and I have no envy for dance music and for girls who dance with boys who reek of their egotism with my shirt over my head in Cornholio position I go jumping round at slow songs they don't have any jewel without brand name clothes I will get nowhere and I really don't care. In Case You Failed To Notice I never found anything while searching and standing there in nowhere fast I looked across a crowded room. I know, I know my praise doesn't get me anywhere at all my praise is not deserved by such an insulting(insulted) rude, supposedly shy and I don't try to give it. Cringing like an animal from my brain beating itself contradicting itself forcing itself to shed another tear. Emilia "The Jilted Angel" Garvey ___________________________________________________________ "In case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees...you're breaking my heart -Jewel Kilcher "Foolish Games" _____________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 21:54:49 +0000 From: "Andrew Fu" Subject: Grammy reactions... Hehe - seems like the EDAs are sweating the disappointment more than Jewel herself is. I guess it really is true how Jewel says "fame is experienced more by the fans rather than the person who is actually famous." (Or something like that). I think it would have ruled if it were Jewel singing "All By Myself" rather than Celine Dion. But what do you all think would happen to Jewel's career if she actually won? Changes for the good, or changes for the worse? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Feb 97 21:13:52 CST From: Matthew=Owens%Students%SJC@vines.saintjoe.edu Subject: Grammy results Not only did Jewel not win, I wasn't even able to watch it. The CBS affiliate that was supposed to play it showed the Purdue-Northwestern basketball game. What a load of crap. Oh well. At least I didn't miss an acceptance speech or anything like that. I will talk to you later, my fellow EDAs. ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V2 #132 ***************************