From: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org (jewel-digest) To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V2 #43 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Sender: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Thursday, January 23 1997 Volume 02 : Number 043 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Robbing the Senate Re: NJC: anyone else getting this problem? Re: NJC: chelsea Re: NJC: chelsea Re: JEWEL VICTORY Re: NJC: chelsea Similar artists and albums The Lifespan of the Ingenue sorta JC: Scobby snacks Re: Robbing the Senate Re: Chelsea Clinton as an everyday angel Re: Robbing the Senate [none] JEWEL in Boston NJC: (not really) Cable adventures Re: Chelsea Clinton as an everyday angel Jewel on Late Late Show NJC--Chelsea content...and bil's real name! I'm back Hey EDAs Re: NJC: chelsea RE:JEWEL LIVE Re: NJC: chelsea EDAS!!! Re: Hey EDAs Re: NJC: chelsea From MTV Web Site: Flea talks of Jewel (whole article) tall men Re: NJC: chelsea Re: tall men Secret Santa posting and aoHELL welcome signalsyyz JC: Jewel concert Re: tall men shirts? and vh-1 stuff NJC: Uhh huh huh...you said tall. JC: Hosting this weekend on VH-1 Re: tall men(From Shelly - the queen of tall) Jewel in Boston Extended Lifespan of an Ingenue JC: Jewel to appear at Tori show Re: Robbing the Senate ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 01:17:19 -0500 (EST) From: "Anthony S. Loden" Subject: Re: Robbing the Senate I think it's cynics, but I could be wrong. crew ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 01:19:07 -0500 (EST) From: Splugorth@aol.com Subject: Re: NJC: anyone else getting this problem? In a message dated 97-01-22 17:30:55 EST, mayfair@ponyexpress.net (Ashe Mayfair) writes: << Ok, ever since this morning I have been getting doubels of every mail from the list. Is everyone getting this or am I just getting fluked out again? Any ideas what could be wrong? Any ideas how to fix it? -Ashe Mayfair >> I've been getting doubles, but not on all messages. Tony T. Splugorth@aol.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 01:19:59 -0500 (EST) From: "Anthony S. Loden" Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea I agree with ya completely. crew On Wed, 22 Jan 1997, Laura Capello wrote: > am i the only person wondering why everyone's so infatuated with chelsea > clinton? > > capello > ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 23:23:44 -0700 (MST) From: Chopped Liver Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea On Wed, 22 Jan 1997, Laura Capello wrote: > am i the only person wondering why everyone's so infatuated with chelsea > clinton? Oh, it's just the topic of the week. Next week we'll be talking about Fargo or sun-dried-tomato sandwiches. Chelsea will be 17 in Feb, BTW (I think it's Feb). Chopped Liver (Charlie) watkins@selway.umt.edu Share publicly, flame privately, " 'Cause anyone can start a conflict it's harder yet to disregard it ". ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 23:29:27 -0700 (MST) From: Chopped Liver Subject: Re: JEWEL VICTORY On Wed, 22 Jan 1997, BILL MCCORMACK wrote: > No mention of Jewel, however all EDA's know it was because of her > influence. Or was it because she knows the prez? NAAA --- I think > he just wanted to hear the Bob Dole version of "Who will save your > soul" "Who will sayayave your Dole, if you wont' save your owowown?" Hmm, sounds better than "Dole Man". Chopped Liver (Charlie) watkins@selway.umt.edu Share publicly, flame privately, " 'Cause anyone can start a conflict it's harder yet to disregard it ". ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 00:37:16 -0600 From: Ashe Mayfair Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea >Next week we'll be talking about >Fargo or sun-dried-tomato sandwiches. DAMN!! I have to wait till next week to talk about Fargo? Well hell! Whatta rip!! But insdead of sun-dried-tomato sandwiches, can we talk about fried bananna sandwiches? Ok. Oh, and I finaly figred out why I was getting double post form the list. Seem my provider if FINALY forwarding the mail form my old addy. So now I have duel subscriptions to the list. I figured this out when I got a digest (I was on both lists from the old addy). I changed my return addy to the old and sent an unsubccribe to the proper addy. Lets just hope that it dosn't cut me off totaly. - -Ashe Mayfair "Angels lookin' make it hard to cry" -Tracy Bonham ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:00:57 -0500 From: Todd Beaupre Subject: Similar artists and albums Firefly is a music (and movies) recommendation web site. You rate your favorite artists and albums, then it compares your preferences to thousands of others... finds the people most similar to you, sees what else they like, then recommends that to you. Kinda like automated word-of-mouth. Anyway, they have a feature called "artist similarities," which they extract from people's ratings. For example, if you want to know what artists are similar to Jewel, you find people who like Jewel and see what else they like. You look at people who hate her and see what else they hate. Well, 1939 firefly users have rated Jewel, and it seems that she has a diverse fan base. Below are 40 artists (then albums) rated similarly to Jewel (Pieces of You), based on user ratings. Remember that it doesn't mean that these artists sound like Jewel, but that the people like and hate these artist and Jewel simultaneously. Everyone should make this even more accurate by going to the site and rating your favorites. We can automate word-of-mouth and get exposed to new music. That's the point. Janet Jackson Pat Metheny Gloria Estefan Seven Mary Three joe satriani Tom Waits Mike Oldfield Sublime Jethro Tull Alan Parsons Project David Benoit Engima M.C.Lyte Shania Twain P. J. Harvey Creedence Clearwater Revival Temple of the Dog Mazzy Star Throwing Muses Veruca Salt Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Joan Osborne Louis Armstrong Dead Can Dance The Stone Roses Tracy Chapman Crash Test Dummies Barenaked Ladies The Jesus & Mary Chain Tori Amos Dave Matthews Band Belly Goo Goo Dolls Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Leonard Cohen 10,000 Maniacs The Doors Natalie Merchant Robert Johnson Billie Holiday Juliana Hatfield Breeders The Sundays Sonic Youth Mamas & Papas Elastica Lenny Kravitz Tangerine Dream Hole Liz Phair Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Chieftains Cracker Smashing Pumpkins Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Ludwig van Beethoven Suzanne Vega Counting Crows ALBUMS: Tragic Kingdom by: No Doubt II by: Boyz II Men Liberty by: Duran Duran Chicago 2 by: Chicago I'm Your Man by: Leonard Cohen Blue by: Joni Mitchell Solace by: Sarah McLachlan Matters of the Heart by: Tracy Chapman We Can't Dance by: Genesis Mary Black / The Holy Ground by: Mary Black Darklands by: The Jesus & Mary Chain The Best, Vol. 1 by: The Smiths Diamond Life by: Sade Tails by: Lisa Loeb Waking up the Neighbours by: Bryan Adams Mtv Unplugged by: 10,000 Maniacs No Pocky for Kitty by: Superchunk Help! by: Beatles Benny Goodman Orchestra by: Benny Goodman See more for yourself at http://www.firefly.com. Let me know what you think. Todd ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 23:10:54 -0800 From: "Carter Navarro" Subject: The Lifespan of the Ingenue Connell-courtesy tidbit: > "Rocker Jewell arrived at Red Sage in a little black velvet dress. "Being > a farm girl from Alaska, I never thought I'd be at an inauguration, much > less an historic one". See? It was Richard Jewell's evil twin brother ROCKER Jewell that blew up the Olympic Village. I knew I should've joined the FBI. OK, had to start off silly for a topic that probably won't admit of much silliness. Today's question (scream real loud when you hear it, just like in "Pee-Wee's Playhouse") is: "For how much longer will Jewel be able to play the ingenue?" So you can fully contemplate answers to this query, here's the definition of "ingenue" from my immensely cruddy dictionary: "The role of an inexperienced young woman, or an actress in this role." Since the release of "Pieces of You" nearly two years ago (the age of the album lends yet more credence to the Grammys' bizarre definition of a "New Artist") Jewel has gone gold, platinum, double platinum, hosted two episodes of "Alternative Nation," been on Leno, Letterman, and "120 Minutes" twice each, done benefits and Christmas balls, been praised by musicians, critics, actors, fans, presidential progeny, and now by a president, and has generally made more rounds than George Foreman. After ALL THIS, how much longer can she say "being a farm girl from Alaska" without provoking a massive "surrrrrre" from the country? "She's only 22" you may say, or "it's only been in the past six months or so that she's really taken off." But I've never seen Jewel as anything less than extraordinary in her ability to adapt to tectonic shifts in her life. Every single time I have seen her, in person or on television, one word describes her to perfection: POISE. A case in point was the American Music Awards: standing next to a national heartthrob (I don't see the attraction myself, or maybe I'm just jealous) she ad-libbed better than most presenters can manage with a psychic link to the TelePrompTer. OK, she's from Alaska, she grew up on a homestead, she lived in a car, etc., etc. How can you spend the formative years of your life in such desolation and survive the stare of millions of eyes intact? Intact isn't even the word for Jewel; "fortified" may be more appropriate. I wouldn't even call the Frisbee Incident "losing her cool." Most people would continue playing, sacrificing the observation of common decency for "the show must go on" bull-dookey (I didn't swear, aren't you proud of me?). She had guts doing that. Other weird stuff: she remarked once that Cubist art reminded her of reading Kant through a straw. "Ingenues" don't say stuff like that unless they're trying to acquire artificial respect. They typically don't know what the hell they're saying, either. I read a PAMPHLET by my old friend Immanuel two years ago, and not even a magnifying glass could have clarified it one whit. Where in the name of Ronald McDonald did she acquire this intelligence? Does Homer have the planet's most overlooked education system? However it came about, it's not a symptom of the innocent lost in a world too big for her. Jewel Kilcher: Batty Little Yodel Honey from Alaska? Or Wile E. Coyote, Super-Genius? Discuss. I suppose even from the beginning of my attraction to Jewel I've never believed in her as a fish out of water: she belongs where she is, and I'd like to see her admit that to herself sooner rather than later. I still like the ingenue; that's the Jewel I first met (I'm speaking figuratively here; I can't even meet her in my dreams, where our union is typically thwarted by a tidal wave or personality transference). But I'll like her beyond this phase as well, perhaps even better. CGN, Who Also Defines "Ingenue" as "Someone Who Can't Cook Ramen" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 01:18:28 -0600 From: Ashe Mayfair Subject: sorta JC: Scobby snacks Ok, so we FINALY got fiber opcitcs here in this horrid little town (that's right, till just recently we only had those big copper cabels EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :=DE) so we got some new channels. One of wich is the Cartoon Network. And now I realize that they seem to play a lot of Scooby Doo episodes. I remeber watching that show as a kid and everytime I catch it I look to see if maybe it is one of those episodes with the "guest stars". So me and a friend where talking about those episodes (gotta love nestalga :]) and he said somthing to the effect of "wouldn't you just love it if that was still on and Jewel was one of the guests". So I've been thinking about that and desided that would be kinda neat (and I'd really like to see like Coolio or somebody on there, wouldn't that be fun? :]). So I'm even considering writing a Jewel episode of Scobby Doo just for the hell of it. Anyone wanna help with plot ideas? Ok, I was just kinda going on here.= Sorry. Oh, and another thing that would just be neat is if they could do an episode of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" with Jewel as a guest. That would totaly crack me up :]. OohhhhKay. - -Ashe Mayfair "Angels lookin' make it hard to cry" -Tracy Bonham BTW: I kinda desided to post this cuse of the Casy Casem (wow, bet I buchered that spelling :]) referance earlyer. I just today learned that he did the voice of Shaggy. BTW 2: Does anyone out there know when "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" is aired? i've only caught part of an episod so far. Mail me privitly if you= know =20 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:40:12 -0600 From: lfortner@prairie.NoDak.edu (Cole) Subject: Re: Robbing the Senate >umm, look in the lyrics, it goes "I was thinking that it might do some good, >if we rob the CYNICS and take all their food away" Just in case you don't >know what cynics are, in this song cynics is short for cynicals, and cynical >is like a person who thinks they're all like higher then everyone else and >that they're the best... --Chris (BeefJerky) Not to put words into the mouth of CJ, but I think we were both thinkin back to the time when we didn't have the CD, and we had to make up what we thought it was. Wouldn't have posted this to the list, but I've had several personal emails on the subject. So to those who were tryin to help, Thanks :), and to those who thinking of emailing, well, thanks too :) Optimistisk Angel Cole ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:35:59 -0500 (EST) From: Grrly1@aol.com Subject: Re: Chelsea Clinton as an everyday angel In a message dated 1/23/97 7:06:19 AM, you wrote: >-Bruce "maybe if Jewel was my dad, hmmmmm" > bhartford3rd@juno.com Hmm...what biology class did you take??? In my experience this should be physicaly well...impossible, unless of course jewel should happen to have a sex change opperation, which seems highly doubtful, and then she'd have to find a woman to have a baby with...um..lets not go into that...ewww.... thirza "Yeah...i'm a little kooky...a little crazy...but is that really so bad?"-me tee hee ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:38:17 -0500 (EST) From: Grrly1@aol.com Subject: Re: Robbing the Senate In a message dated 1/23/97 6:43:08 AM, you wrote: >> >Me too! Either Senate, or Cenex *shurg* I thought maybe the convenience >store chain had done somethin bad *shrug* Although I'd probably be more >scared trying to take a chicken leg from Bill or Newt, than I would robbing >a Cenex. NO NO NO!!! i used to think just like you poor misinformd youths nut now in the wisdom of my old age (a hahahahaha...hahahah...yeah right!) i realize that the actual word is CYNICS (definition:One who believes all persons are motavated by selfishness) Thankyouverymuch! Kissy huggy lovies, Thirza Now if only i was this smart in school. =) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 23:52:45 -0800 (PST) From: JABURGOS@CSUPomona.Edu Subject: [none] Hi, If anybody wants Launch #9 I know where you can find some. And if anyone can forward me any messages from the list that were on Jan 21 & 22, I would appreciate it my server thingy was down. Thank You, Jerome jaburgos@csupomona.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 22:24:22, -0500 From: bill_mccormack@prodigy.com ( BILL MCCORMACK) Subject: JEWEL in Boston Hi I just heard on WBOS in Boston that Jewel will be playing at the Orpheum theatre on February 21st. YESSSSS!!!!!!! Bill ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 97 03:05:54 EST From: Burkeman Subject: NJC: (not really) Cable adventures So my college doesn't have cable in the dorm rooms, right? So I grow tired of it all and run myself a line up the side of the building from a jack on the 1st floor kitchen. Anyway, I run this up the building (at 3 AM mind you) and in through my second floor window. I turn it on to see if the cable works, and I tune in to VH-1 because I've never watched it before, and we seem to be talking about it a lot lately. You can figure the rest out. I see a graphic that says "VH-1 Crossroads" and then the YWMFM video comes on. I couldn't have asked for a better welcoming-in-the-cable gift. It even comes in in stereo :) burkeman, ecstatic - --------------------------------------------------- Tim Burke tburke@mail.heidelberg.edu _______ ___ ___ | | | > "I move across the | | |--\ earth in my new | \_/ |__/ pattern shirt... I pass satellites" - --------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:26:24 -0600 From: Ashe Mayfair Subject: Re: Chelsea Clinton as an everyday angel >physicaly well...impossible, unless of course jewel should happen to have a >sex change opperation Ummmmmmm, I might be wrong in this but I am under the empression that this would still be impossible. Bue what the hell do I know anyway? - -Ashe Mayfair "Angels lookin' make it hard to cry" -Tracy Bonahm "You'r gonna listen to me? To somthing I said? Havn't I made it ubundently clear in the ten-year of our friendship that I don't know shit? Half that time I'm just talkin' outta my ass." -Brodie from "Mallrats" ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:38:22 -0600 (CST) From: "Gerald J. Cho" Subject: Jewel on Late Late Show This may be old news but I just found out Jewel will be on Late Late Show on 1/24. Jon Stewart is the guest host. Late Late Show follows Dave Lettermen in most areas. Gerald ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:35:24 -0600 From: "Damon Schmidt" Subject: NJC--Chelsea content...and bil's real name! >am i the only person wondering why everyone's so infatuated with chelsea >clinton? I was kinda wondering myself... maybe it's JUST because her father is: WILLIAM JEFFERSON BLYTHE CLINTON III (yep, the third, and you thought he was humble! Heck, my parents barely had enough money to give me a middle name ;) )... Damon "...i must confess i was drawn, i was drawn to the ocean..."--dar ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 22:44:24 +0000 From: Tom Morales Subject: I'm back I'm back. Can anyone tell me why my mail from the list to me would bounce back to the list so that Jeff would have to unsubscribe me? And then how would I know that I had been removed from the list? I'm not complaining I just want to figure out all this stuff before I get old and die. Did anyone else see Jewel standing on the stage in between Mike Douglas and Julio Iglesia? If it wasn't for this list I would get any mail at all. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 23:01:13 -0800 From: Jordan Snodgrass Subject: Hey EDAs Fellow Jewels, what's up? I was an EDA a while back but quit because i thought it was bad for my health. I tried those EDA patches to wean me off the list, but they failed. So here I am, back to my daily dosage of the digest. Anyway, here's my little 15 microseconds of something: At the Del Mar Fair (in del mar, obviously) last summer, Jewel was hanging out with a female friend going on rides together and stuff. My question is, who was this lady of mystery? They were obviously close, arms locked the entire time i saw them. Is it perhaps her sister or just a good friend? does anyone know? Just curious... - -- js. mailto:jasnodgr@ucsd.edu http://www.csusm.edu/public/guests/fm/fm.html Tapes - http://www.csusm.edu/public/guests/fm/boots/ "I hear more than I'd like to, so I boil my head in a sense of humor..." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 22:09:47 -0600 From: Jim Schramm Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea At 09:57 PM 1/22/97 -0600, you wrote: >am i the only person wondering why everyone's so infatuated with chelsea >clinton? > >capello > You can add me to that list of people wondering why, too.. P.S. I'm new to this list (first day actually...) and was wondering why the radio airplay version of YWMFM is different from the one on POY... at least here in St. Louis... Rev. (just a nickname) Jim ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 23:35:12 -0500 (EST) From: SIGNALSYYZ@aol.com Subject: RE:JEWEL LIVE Has anyone ever heard of a tape(bootleg) of Jewel at THE SAINT in ASBURY PARK N.J. in June of `95? I was at that show would like to have it on tape,I wish I taped it there was only 50 people there that night. Thanks,Ed ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 01:35:35 -0600 From: Jim Schramm Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea At 09:57 PM 1/22/97 -0600, you wrote: >am i the only person wondering why everyone's so infatuated with chelsea >clinton? > >capello > You can add me to that list of people wondering why, too.. P.S. I'm new to this list (first day actually...) and was wondering why the radio airplay version of YWMFM is different from the one on POY... at least here in St. Louis... Rev. (just a nickname) Jim ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 02:41:49 -0600 From: "Damon Schmidt" Subject: EDAS!!! *specifically because people would ask me to do favors like this. Granted *I'd probably do them anyway, but I sure can't speak for her... >with all of our addresses & names! Who >knows, mabye CHELSEA'll set us up >with a concert! HEY HEY HEY!!! Excuse me, but didn't Jewel already give us a concert without the intervention of the Girl With Braces? Anyone remember Jewelstock? Was Chelsea ther? Not unless she turned into a Purple Bear or a Harris Bro...;) Damon "...I've never found a way to say I love you, but if the chance came by, oh, I, I would..."--dar ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 06:09:14 -0500 From: Mike Connell Subject: Re: Hey EDAs Jordan Snodgrass wrote: > At the Del Mar Fair (in del mar, obviously) last summer, Jewel was >hanging out with a female friend going on rides together and stuff. My >question is, who was this lady of mystery? This question came up at the time last summer, and we were told it was Bibi, her road manager. Mike ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 06:14:08 -0500 From: Mike Connell Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea Rev Jim wrote: >P.S. I'm new to this list (first day actually...) and was wondering why >the radio airplay version of YWMFM is different from the one on POY... at >least here in St. Louis... She recorded TWO new versions last summer in Bearville/Woodstock, the one on the radio is the one they chose to release. And welcome to the list Rev!!! Mike ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 06:25:51 -0500 From: Mike Connell Subject: From MTV Web Site: Flea talks of Jewel (whole article) Hey y'all: Here's that article from the MTV site that Emily mentioned in an earlier post. Mike _______________________________________________ Flea Discusses Working With Jewel Jan. 22 [16:00 EST] -- With the Red Hot Chili Peppers still about three months away from starting work on a new album, bassist Flea has been busy with other projects. The frenetic bass player took an acting role in an upcoming Coen brothers movie, and a guest shot playing bass on the next album by Jewel. Flea says he met Jewel five years ago in San Diego, where she was living out of her van and performing in local coffee houses. Apparently, he was feeling under the weather one day, and went out in search of a remedy. "I was feeling really terrible, and all of a sudden I see this girl that was just so beautiful. And I was like, ah, oasis!," Flea told MTV News. "I just went and started talking to her and we became friends, and at the time she was living in her car, and she said to me, 'Let me play you a few songs on my guitar.' And I thought oh no. Ya' know when someone says they're going to play you some songs, the first thing I think about is running in terror. But, she did it and it was just so incredibly beautiful. And, it turns out later she had a hit song and became a big star, and that's really cool." In fact, Jewel is nominated for a Grammy award this year for best new artist. The folkster is pitted against Garbage, No Doubt, the Tony Rich Project, and Lee Ann Rimes for the award. The Grammy Awards will be distributed in New York City on February 28. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 08:49:28 -0500 From: "K.Adams" Subject: tall men lehmann- I agree..Tall Guys Sux..*NO OFFENCE TALL GUYS* I've just always like short men.. Kimberly. - --------------------------------------------------------------- My opinions are mine. Think up your own lines.... K. Adams --- Crystal Wind Consulting --- http://www.crystalwind.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 08:00:35 -0600 From: Jim Schramm Subject: Re: NJC: chelsea >And welcome to the list Rev!!! > > >Mike Thanks, and sorry for the multiple posting... but I thought my mail server was screwed up.. So far, this list has been pretty interesting... and I guess I'll never have to worry about having an empty mailbox.. :) Rev. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 09:14:38 -0500 (EST) From: Gregory Willms Subject: Re: tall men im sorry, but i take offense to this. do you have any specific reason for saying that tall guys suck? i mean, im not extremely tall, 6'3, but a lot people still consider me tall. maybe this says something about your inherent, animalistic, motherly instincts. its been said that a lot of women choose men instinctively based on what they perceive as a substantial mate. big, tall, strong, broad-shouldered men are usually considered more attractive because they're more likely to be able to protect and provide for the family. whereas the skinny, scrawny men are seen more as uneffective weaklings who couldnt rescue their wives from a strong wind. oh *NO OFFENSE TO YOU SMALL GUYS* what the hell... On Thu, 23 Jan 1997, K.Adams wrote: > lehmann- I agree..Tall Guys Sux..*NO OFFENCE TALL GUYS* I've just always > like short men.. > > > Kimberly. > --------------------------------------------------------------- > My opinions are mine. Think up your own lines.... > > K. Adams --- Crystal Wind Consulting --- http://www.crystalwind.com > > - -greg - ---------------------------------------- http://www.geocities.com/broadway/2606 | - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. -- Robert Frost - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Let me have music dying, and I seek no more delight." -- John Keats - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 09:13:04 -0600 (CST) From: Laura Capello Subject: Secret Santa posting and aoHELL okay... i'm on a new server, and for some god-awful reason it wont let me write mail to anyone on aol. people you dont understand, this is a major life trama, it means I CANT TALK TO DUFF!!!!!!!! and a whole bunch of other good friends too!!!!!! any way, i was thinking of posting a list of who had whom on the secret santa thing, but i want a census of how many people would like to see it capello ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 10:20:22 -0500 (EST) From: Tlcathome@aol.com Subject: welcome signalsyyz I just want to welcome Ed to the list officially. Since I found his lost EDA soul on AOL and saved him to our wonderful circle of jewel (hehehe). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 10:34:39 -0500 From: Ted Berberian Subject: JC: Jewel concert Hello everyone! I just got off the phone and it's true Jewel is playing at the Orpheum in Boston on Feb 21st. Tickets go on sale this Monday at 10am!! (I believe that they will cost around $19.) I have to start getting my camera ready... (no flash of course..) ~Ted ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 08:42:07 -0700 (MST) From: Chopped Liver Subject: Re: tall men Where's Randy Neuman when we need him? On Thu, 23 Jan 1997, Gregory Willms wrote: > im sorry, but i take offense to this. do you have any specific reason for > saying that tall guys suck? i mean, im not extremely tall, 6'3, but a lot > people still consider me tall. > maybe this says something about your inherent, animalistic, motherly > instincts. its been said that a lot of women choose men instinctively > based on what they perceive as a substantial mate. big, tall, strong, > broad-shouldered men are usually considered more attractive because > they're more likely to be able to protect and provide for the family. > whereas the skinny, scrawny men are seen more as uneffective weaklings who > couldnt rescue their wives from a strong wind. > oh *NO OFFENSE TO YOU SMALL GUYS* > what the hell... > > On Thu, 23 Jan 1997, K.Adams wrote: > > > lehmann- I agree..Tall Guys Sux..*NO OFFENCE TALL GUYS* I've just always > > like short men.. > > > > > > Kimberly. > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > My opinions are mine. Think up your own lines.... > > > > K. Adams --- Crystal Wind Consulting --- http://www.crystalwind.com > > > > > > -greg > ---------------------------------------- > http://www.geocities.com/broadway/2606 | > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled > by, and that has made all the difference. > -- Robert Frost > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > "Let me have music dying, and I seek no more delight." > -- John Keats > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > Chopped Liver (Charlie) watkins@selway.umt.edu Share publicly, flame privately, " 'Cause anyone can start a conflict it's harder yet to disregard it ". ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 11:19:10 -0500 (EST) From: Tlcathome@aol.com Subject: shirts? and vh-1 stuff I was just wondering, did anything ever come of the idea to have EDA list t-shirts made? I was on James Judds page looking at the ideas and wondered what ever happened with it. I can relate to you poor people who lost vh-1. Our cable company here in NJ didn't offer it to our area until this past September. At least I only did without it for a few months, but we happened to move here just as YWMFM was starting to be played. So we missed it for the first few months (while all of you were talking about it - making us sick haha :-} ) Even now, you have to have a special cable box and subscribe to a special package for vh-1. Oh well, just thought i'd relate that back. tlc "It's strange the way a shadow can fall across the wall, and make the difference in what you see" -- Suzanne Vega ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:50:02 +0100 From: Alexander Stamou Subject: NJC: Uhh huh huh...you said tall. I would just like to say that if I ever get married, I will get married to a woman who doesn't need protecting against the wind. Or something.=20 I believe this has some relevance to at least one of the comments made on this subject, if not, please harrass my parents instead of me. Thank you. Thank you all.=20 Oh yes, and my Fender Stratocaster says be nice or it will wail.=20 - --=20 =A7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~=A7 | Alexander Stamou |=20 | Chalmers University of Technology | | Gothenburg, Sweden | =09 =A7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~=A7 All opinions expressed by me are signs of increasing insanity. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 11:45:46 -0500 (EST) From: Tim Burke Subject: JC: Hosting this weekend on VH-1 They just said on VH-1 tht Jewel was hosting their big 'Women In Music' deal on Saturday, she said it was four hours long and Jewel was hosting it by herself. I'm not to sure what 'hosting' means, all I know is that I've watched VH-1 a total of 20 minutes in my life so far, and YWMFM has been on twice. I love cable TV :) burkeman ________________________________________________________ Tim Burke tburke@mail.heidelberg.edu "We pray to as many different gods as there are flowers, but call religion our friend." ________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 12:01:09 EST From: jewelfan1@juno.com (Liz A Clark) Subject: Re: tall men(From Shelly - the queen of tall) Hey-Hey-Hey--- Listen up here. Leave tall guys alone! I am almost 6'1" and it's hard to find a tall man! I agree with you 100% Greg. You are an awesome looking tall guy, so be proud! One thing that I've learned, being the subject of criticism my whole life because I am a woman and I am tall, is that TALL IS BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT! And everyone else who doesn't believe that is just jealous!!! =) And if you don't agree, you can't come to our party! There, how about that! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) =). Keep Smilin' =) Shelly - The Queen of Tall!!!! I know that it sounds cliche, but I'm tired of all this violence ~Steven J. Poltz ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 12:01:50 -0500 (EST) From: gegertha@tiac.net (Chris Snyder) Subject: Jewel in Boston Hi Angels As everyone has hopefully heard, Jewel will be playing at the Orpheum in Boston. Tickets go on sale Monday the 27th at 10 a.m. One piece of advice on bying tickets is to ask what seats your tickets are for. If the letter is higher than N and you are buying single seats wait and go back in a day or two. If I had done that I would have gotten a fourth row ticket for Joan Osborne instead of front row of the balcony. You do not get the best seat they have available you get the next seat in the sequence they are currently selling. Also if you get in the middle to back of the balcony, bring your binoculars. You will be that far away. Also unless they have a sound genius the sound gets extremley muddled in the back third of the balcony. Just some advice when bying your tickets. I hope everyone gets great seats. See you there, Chris (hates the Orpheum) Snyder ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 12:08:53 -0500 (EST) From: BaldAndy@aol.com Subject: Extended Lifespan of an Ingenue On 97-01-23 02:12:48 EST, Carter wrote: <<"For how much longer will Jewel be able to play the ingenue?" >> Geez, as long as she's so gosh darn good at it. This is kind of like asking: "How long can John Malcovich plaly a bad guy?" or "how long can Eddie Murphy play a fast talking offensively hilarious semi-action hero?" The money grubbers in hollywood play something out as long as it sells. Often, things sell because they are true. Jewel seems to play an ingenue so well because, well, she is one. Granted, not a stereotypical, "When will the hero come and save me" - type lead, but more like an ingenue from an Artur Miller or Tennesee Williams play, thick and mossy and deep in character, but still very often cute and girlish and sexy in manner. So I say, Jewel can play the ingenue as long as Kenneth Braunaugh can play a Shakespearen hero, as long as Walter Kronkite can play the wise old man, and as long as Marylin Mason can play the disturbed rocker. In short, as long as she wants. Andy PS- Much apology to Mr. John sir if I messed up your last name... You're great in Portrait of a Lady!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 12:40:31 -0500 (EST) From: Rachel Kramer Bussel Subject: JC: Jewel to appear at Tori show I just heard on the radio this morning that Jewel and Natalie Merchant are expected to make appearances tonight at Tori Amos's benefit show for her organization RAINN (Rape Abuse & Incest National Network). This is the first I've heard of that, but I haven't been listening to the radio much. I think it'll be on TV (not sure what channel) tomorrow night. I'm not going, as I don't have tickets or the $50 it'll cost to go. :) Rachel rkb200@is5.nyu.edu "Speaking hypothetically if the air you breathed was so unique would you use it up to idly speak or horde it for a rainy week. Speaking hypothetically." -- Michael Timmins ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 11:53:02 -0600 From: Andrew Vernon Subject: Re: Robbing the Senate > NO NO NO!!! i used to think just like you poor misinformd > youths nut now in the wisdom of my old age (a > hahahahaha...hahahah...yeah right!) i realize that the actual > word is CYNICS (definition:One who believes all persons are > motavated by selfishness) Thankyouverymuch! Hey, some of us have to work for a living and can't check the lyrics sheet for this stuff :-) - -- Reverend Angus The Angel Formerly Known As Andrew Vernon avernon@scott.net ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V2 #43 **************************