From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #799 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Wednesday, 20 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 799 Today's Subjects: ----------------- NJC: m/f split take to the sky Re: jewel-digest V1 #797 boot replies re: take to the sky... Re: FUNNY netscape thing, the list and anime NJC: Re[2]: Totally Useless Crap Re: Nipples this is for Bob Kollmeyer NJC my Patty Griffin page Re: NJC: Re[2]: Totally Useless Crap Re: Nipples NJC: A poem ( what else could it be coming from me) Re JS thanks Bootlegs JC Question and NJC Re: JC Question and NJC Re: Talk shows Re: FUNNY netscape thing, the list and anime JC: Re: take to the sky Stinky of the Rugburns??? NJC: System Crash; EDA West Cost Gathering Re: Women : yodeling BFNJC: useless post NJC: Beauty is only skin deep ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tim Gavin, The only true paranormal of the Fu Sheng beaver." Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 13:10:29 -0600 (CST) Subject: NJC: m/f split according to human geography (an abysmal class, don't ever take it), although there is much more female infanticide, espesecially in cultures where fewer babies are successfully birthed, there is still an approxomaite 49/51% split is due to the facts that boys (young males) are more succeptible to diseases, there are more diseases carried on the X chromosome, and that more men die earlier due to work and wars in our world today. Anyway. - --tim gavin "what's the reason, why'd she go? where's my baby, I don't know. 32 footsteps, counted 'em myself, 32 footsteps." --They might (just maybe, they're not sure) be giants P.S.-thanks sinjin, you'll see a pic of me in your mailbox soon. ------------------------------ From: aaronc@student.umass.edu Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 14:17:59 -0500 Subject: take to the sky i don't know .....the guy i went to the concert with (my uncle) said that it was a song that janis joplin sang...so if tori amos sings it, it is probablya cover...i know it is not jewels song becase she only sings...she doesn't play...this usually means that she doesn't know how...which means it is not her song... he recognized the song right away and he doesn't even know of tori amos...so i think it is older than that...but i could be wrong... aaron. ------------------------------ From: "Damon Schmidt" Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 13:35:24 -0600 Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #797 >well, i'm a guy and i'm proud to say that i am NOT afraid to tell a girl how i >feel about her after a little while. i'm in love with someone(some of you >already know who) and i'm not afraid to admit it. >i care about her very much and i would die if i lost her. she means the world >to me. i'm sure there's plenty of other guys out there who would say the same. >you just gotta look harder. >Derrick"Cricket"Chhay >"PeaceLoveLife"-FB I'm with Cricket-boy on this one. (SOME of us already know who...tee hee:) I think we ALL know...). Anyway he's absolutely right. I know MANY guys who aren't afraid to say what they feel. Anyhow, had to tease Derrick a little and offer some support, too... Love, Damon "...i wasn't looking for heaven or hell, just someone to listen to stories I tell..." - ---glen phillips ------------------------------ From: aaronc@student.umass.edu Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 14:33:07 -0500 Subject: boot replies if anyone has sent me a message or a request and i have not replied or given an ample reply...please write me back...i have an e-mail file limit so i had to go through and erase some....so i might have lost yours.. thanks, aaron. ------------------------------ From: Heist Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 15:24:46 -0500 (EST) Subject: re: take to the sky... Someone named aaron i think posted about this track on a tape of a concert >*take to the sky (janis joplin?) Could it be that it was done by tori amos? I know she has a song by that name. I never heard of jewel doing this song before or since. Anyone have any ideas? Thanks Jake - -- http://faraday.clas.virginia.edu/~jrh4v ------------------------------ From: the emperor of smurfs Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 15:45:09 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: FUNNY netscape thing, the list and anime kerry wrote: > I seen alot of questions lately that can be found there, that's all... > and for JC question responses... > could these be posted privately maybe? sometimes? hi everybody! i just want to be sure about this. is kerry saying that if someone ask a question with ACTUAL JEWEL CONTENT, then that should be answered privately??? ummm....i thought this was the JEWEL list. if someone asks a JEWEL related question publicly...i know i would like to see that answer posted publicly...even if i know the answer already. i don't think anyone should be prohibited from posting the answer to a JEWEL related question...even if the person who asked the question didn't read the FAQ. while i think everyone should read the FAQ, i fully understand that there is a lot of material in there. and no one expects to be tested on the contents of the FAQ :) i am begging people to ask any jewel related question!!! peace, dave *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Dave DiCicco peaches@dmapub.dma.org "Innocence Maintained" is a moderated, news only email list providing its subscribers with timely information about Jewel Kilcher. If you would like to learn more about subscribing to IM or you have a news item to contribute, please email me. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* ------------------------------ From: hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 08:22:37 EST Subject: NJC: Re[2]: Totally Useless Crap Re: Nipples _ > What's an uvula? Is it anything like a ferret? I'm not sure but I think I > saw one once. It looked really ferocius. You know when I first read this I thought it was a typo and he got he's v's and u's around the wrong way. I still didn't think it sounded pleasant. Helen ------------------------------ From: dkaracos@marlin.utmb.edu Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 14:37:06 -0600 (CST) Subject: this is for Bob Kollmeyer Bob, I lost your e-mail address but just wanted to let you know that I received the Jewelstock tapes and have listened to the first one so far and it sounds great! These tapes are remarkable. Whoever made the inserts did a great job too. Thanks! Derrick ------------------------------ From: nothing Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 16:54:15 -0500 Subject: NJC my Patty Griffin page I received email today from Patty Griffin's sister today, who told me that she informed Patty of my pages' existance, so it looks as if its on its way to becoming official! :) My pages soon will be moving to another ISP, because the one to which I'm currently subscribed has really turned to crap.... stay tuned. cya ------------------------------ From: Andrew Vernon Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 16:06:01 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC: Re[2]: Totally Useless Crap Re: Nipples Helen, > You know when I first read this I thought it was a typo and he got he's v's and > u's around the wrong way. I still didn't think it sounded pleasant. Well, poking a hole in your tonsills is probably just as painful as poking on in your, well, you know. - -- Andrew "The Only Thing I Pierce Is Silence" Vernon avernon@scott.net ------------------------------ From: Raphael the archangel <75271.2740@CompuServe.COM> Date: 20 Nov 96 17:05:00 EST Subject: NJC: A poem ( what else could it be coming from me) Angels: I wrote another poem. If someone actually reads it , can you give me some feedback. Feel free to criticize constructively if possible , and negatively if you must. I guess it's about feelings of hate , and I may even clue in through this poem a little of my real feelings towards.... " Sallow" Stretched across the wistful past , her tawdry soul burned with so an ostentatious will. Moments of embellishments soon dissipated, leaving her bleeding on a jagged turning point. Small drips and gribs gently slashed down the sallowed rock; leaving it with an aggresive disposition, and a nostalgic cling imbided in her base. Swaggering , staggering and finally crashing , bashing her breasts and her thighs against this wall of sweat... I never cried a tear so small that I hadn't taken notice of it even in my gayest day. Never was I repulsed your repugnant hands who moved interminably through my now sallow colored hair ; trying to mend themselves at the expense of my veins. "For love grows on trees , and trees need taken care of" - a certain sigh expired as a new sun drove in and lonely eyes drifted away. Cry.... alone in your stormy night. Kissed your doll goodnight while I bolstered your feet oh so high, but the wooden floor soon gave crack. You were tugging yourself in your bed while I was falling down three steps. "But sleep tight... tis a cold night , and a big girl shall have her rest , forget that who helped you into bed, thou art too precious , my little girl. Comely sheets , exhausted pillow, and a fallen angel weeping , lonely willow. Let me fall while you sleep" - .... by: Rafa until then your auto cheap archangel: Rafa ------------------------------ From: Gerry Lipnowski Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 17:23:42 -0500 Subject: Re JS thanks Hi everyone, I'm sure there are many of us who would like to offer their profuse gratitude and appreciation to Mr. BB for providing us with the opportunity to thank Jewel for the JS tapes....but just out of curiosity, how many of us actually did thank her? Alan? Curious Gerry ------------------------------ From: Jay Notte Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 17:35:13 -0500 (EST) Subject: Bootlegs Does anyone have a boot of Jewel's show at the Tradewinds this past May? Jay ------------------------------ From: StayMur@aol.com Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 18:29:19 -0500 Subject: JC Question and NJC I was in the web and looking through the Jewel photos of her high school yearbook, only recently because I just learned how to get pictures off the web, I'm a computer dummi. Anyway in the picture they were spelling her name Joul. Did she use to like spell it like that? < That's most likely a dumb question to those of you who know? On Dec. 10 I'm going to see Rusted Root and G-Love in Special Sauce at the Becan Theator. Dude is that a concert sent right from the concert Gods I could only be more stoked about a Jewel concert! DUDE!!!!!! While I am writng this very Email , my friend just called me and said "Stay a guy my father works with just gave me two really good tickets to the Jingle BAll and you can have 1 (are you ready for this one) for FREE!! Man is life kind lately! BOnus! Stacey ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 18:45:10 +0100 Subject: Re: JC Question and NJC StayMur@aol.com wrote: > > I was in the web and looking through the Jewel photos of her high > school yearbook, only recently because I just learned how to get pictures off > the web, I'm a computer dummi. Anyway in the picture they were spelling her > name Joul. Did she use to like spell it like that? < That's most likely a > dumb question to those of you who know? > No It is not a stupid question, and I saw it to! Except it was spelled Juel, which I found very strange, but hey if she wants to change the spelling of her name then let her, Either way it is still pronouced the same so her name could be: Jool Jewl Jewel Jule Juel or any way she wants it! But I still wonder why she never mentioned it! Thirza "O.k. so I'm still a little (ok a lot) Clueless" Pearl ------------------------------ From: rjk1@cs.wustl.edu (Bob Kollmeyer) Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 18:06:49 -0600 Subject: Re: Talk shows Thirza Pearl writes: > (Did you know that she was the first Singer ever to be invited back to > the tonight show, in the Whole history of the show?!!! And she is the > only one ever to actually sit down and talk with the host!!! I think > that is sooo cool!) Ummm. Haven't seen anybody else clarify this - but I believe the qualification was that she was the first one to be invited back to do the same song as the first time. Many, many artists have made multiple appearances on the Tonight Show, even in support of the same album, but not to perform the same song. And Jay is pretty good about having the musical guests come over and sit and talk for 30-60 seconds. (he gets credit for trying, anyway). I'm sure anyone who saw him talking to Tori about the pig will remember how poorly he came off. bob ------------------------------ From: Andrew Vernon Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 18:27:36 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: FUNNY netscape thing, the list and anime the emperor of smurfs decreed: > i am begging people to ask any jewel related question!!! Ok, here's one you won't find in the FAQ: What would you give her as a middle name? (not like she'll use it, but still she doesn't have one already) The floor is open on this one as a Jewel-Related Tangent (JRT) - -- Andrew Vernon avernon@scott.net ------------------------------ From: hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au Date: Thu, 21 Nov 96 11:32:55 EST Subject: JC: Re: take to the sky I really don't think we're talking about the same song here. Tori's TTTS is her own... you know with a line like 'I dyed my hair red today' it has to be hers, doesn't it? If the song Jewel sings has a line like that in it then we know it's a Tori cover - but would she really do a Tori cover??? Helen _______________________________________________________________________________ Subject: take to the sky From: aaronc@student.umass.edu at mgdestmx01 Date: 21/11/96 6:35 AM i don't know .....the guy i went to the concert with (my uncle) said that it was a song that janis joplin sang...so if tori amos sings it, it is probablya cover...i know it is not jewels song becase she only sings...she doesn't play...this usually means that she doesn't know how...which means it is not her song... he recognized the song right away and he doesn't even know of tori amos...so i think it is older than that...but i could be wrong... aaron. ------------------------------ From: tom morales Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 15:59:35 +0000 Subject: Stinky of the Rugburns??? Does anybody know if this is the nickname of a real Rugburn and if it is which one? ------------------------------ From: "LGreenfield" Date: Wed, 20 Nov 96 10:47:38 PST Subject: NJC: System Crash; EDA West Cost Gathering I am posting this reminder that FRIDAY at the BELLY UP in Solano Beach (NOT Encinitas, doh!) is our EDA mini-gathering, to see the Rugburns and "special guests" (that's what the program says). I'm posting this from my work addie, because my whole system at home decided to crash yesterday; anyone who wants to reach me can do so at the above addie. Later, Larry G. aka "OK Mrs. Lincoln, try to ignore the gunfire and enjoy the rest of the play!" ------------------------------ From: "Richard A. Bond, Jr." Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 21:11:41 -0800 Subject: Re: Women Cutiestpie@aol.com wrote: > > Rick Bond > > I know that men do get hurt to but there are many more women that get > hurt then men. It is a fact that women are more sensitive. Oh come on now...don't give me that. Have you been keeping track of many of each sex gets hurt in the world? Or maybe you read it...what's your source? I'd REALLY like to read that. As for women being more sensitive...HA!! I beg to differ. I'm not saying that men are more sensitive...each individual is different. Rick Bond ------------------------------ From: brougdms@orion.polaristel.net (Scott Broughton) Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 21:16:34 -0500 Subject: : yodeling Ok, I have a story for you. While I was listening to Chime Bells, my dad came in and asked, "Who is this singing?" "Jewel," I answered. "So she can yodel too?" he said. Now be honest, how many of you have tried yodeling? (Who was that that got to yodel with Jewel?) Who yodels (or tries to) during Chime Bells? I haven't tried, but it would be fun to go out in the middle of nowhere and do it. Or better yet, play Chime Bells in a crowded building. Scott "come on, Jewelstockers, answer my hair survey" Broughton e-mail: brougdms@parkrapids.polaristel.net IRC: #rotterham on Efnet listserv: midnightclub@attitude.org Nick: (J)Wagner internet: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7887/midnightclub.html http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7887/baseoface.html "Such an injustice, as children we are told that from God we fell." - Jewel "Their precious midnight club - would there ever be another?" - - Christopher Pike, The Midnight Club ------------------------------ From: brougdms@orion.polaristel.net (Scott Broughton) Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 21:17:08 -0500 Subject: BFNJC: useless post Thirza wrote: I have noticed that no one responded to my post about the Jewel and tatum conspiracy, the obvious reason for this is that you have all been brainwashed by our government, It must have happened durring "The X-Files" or "Friends" when they (the government) knew everyone would be watching TV (they're livin there lives for you on TV, say they're better than you and you agree...Sorry I couldnt resist). They(the government) sent lethal memory loss death rays through your TV. Well, I did enjoy the first post, and this one too. And since you mentioned what you mentioned, that was actually an episode of (memory block) a TV show, minus the microwave bit. =) - -Scott e-mail: brougdms@parkrapids.polaristel.net IRC: #rotterham on Efnet listserv: midnightclub@attitude.org Nick: (J)Wagner internet: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7887/midnightclub.html http://www.geocities.com/Athens/7887/baseoface.html "Such an injustice, as children we are told that from God we fell." - Jewel "Their precious midnight club - would there ever be another?" - - Christopher Pike, The Midnight Club ------------------------------ From: lforter@prairie.NoDak.edu (Cole) Date: Wed, 20 Nov 1996 00:37:49 -0600 Subject: NJC: Beauty is only skin deep >Date: Wed, 20 Nov 96 04:31:20 UT >From: "Mickey Sun" >To: jewel@smoe.org >Subject: NJC: Women Men Coles Beauty is only skin deep >Sender: owner-jewel@smoe.org >X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-request@smoe.org" >X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. >Precedence: bulk >X-UIDL: aa524a0daf17f1ad55811fb8832c8ec7 > >***BEGIN RANT**** >I'm very tired of female musicians being judged on their outward appearences. > >Frankly, I'm pissed. What brought me on to Jewel was what she said in her >songs. WWSYS really moved me. Hell, when I first looked at the cover of POY, > >I thought Jewel was some twelve year-old child prodigy. I have to admit, >Jewel is an attractive woman, but can't people look beyond her cup size and >into her songs. I guess not. Not as long as we live in a male dominated >society. >****END RANT***** > >Mickey What famous singers BESIDES Neil Young and Janis Joplin haven't been judged by their outward appearances? <=(sarcasm, I don't need other examples) The sexuality polarity that has begun on this list is something I never expected when I joined, and I gotta say it's really really getting pretty annoying and unnecessary. Why not just say, wow, I'm sick of people judging Jewel by the way she looks, or wow, this ONE guy lied to me, and I for one think it really stinks! or, I think its really sad that this ONE girl I know sleeps around so much, but doesn't keep up with her book clubs reading list. Or maybe if you all just need to put generalizing statements in your posts, we could add a couple more abbreviations so I can delete your message without wasting much time. such as: TSSC = Thoughtless sexual stereotype content or GG= Gender generalizations I guess my question is, why can't you just bring up an issue without forcing half of another one? There, you've gone and forced me to write a message larger than one screenful :( Cole "who hates stereotypes with a passion" Fortner ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #799 ***************************