From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #788 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Monday, 18 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 788 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: NJC, Question Toy Nipples? hurmph,.. mumble mumble >:( Re: Jewel vs. Liz Phair Re: Jewel and tatum is this a conspiracy? RE: Women SJC but mostly saddness.... Re: Neo-folkie NJC : I'm seeing Patty Griffin Tomorrow :) JC: Jewel's *new* single... Re: NJC, Question Re: marriage is bliss...;) Re: jewel-digest V1 #779 NJC: yellowprints Jewel Rare CD for TRADE ONLY *** READ THIS *** short and stacked Dennis Harris please read!!!! RE: hello..?.. Re: Re[2]: hello..?.. Re: hello..?.. ALL List Members Please READ!!! Re: NJC ,Hmmm... Re: a riddle for yall Re: what Bradley's reading... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 21:02:25 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC, Question > > Can I just say that I think blueprints are sad too, but yellowprints is > just too many syllables. Not that I'm trying to one up Jewel, especially > on my Favorite song!!! > > I myself prefer fushciaprints. They look nice on the coffeetable and they go GREAT with the curtains. (those curtains are the ones I picked out for Sean Hooks ;>) SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ From: bhartford3rd@juno.com (Bruce D Hartford III) Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:01:41 EST Subject: Toy Nipples? hurmph,.. mumble mumble >:( 11/18, Cutiestpie wroted belowed > > >Why do men have nipples? What the hell kind of question is that. A good >one..... >I think it is so that a women can have something to play with. what do you >think? > > Something to play with? What are you trying to say? Us men are just toys? Here for your enjoyment? Like the teeter-totter? "Come on girls, lets ride Mr. Teeter-totter!" "Lets all have fun at Mr. Teeter-totters expense!" "Lets go down to the park today and see what ol' teeter-totter is up to!" Sure! But when winter rolls around Mr. Teeter-totter will just be left alone once again to rust in the snow. His heart ripped from his chest. USED, just like an old toy. An old rusty toy, that someday the officials will have to take to the dump because it was deemed "Unsafe"! Then what will you play with? Huh? You'll probably go out and ride Mr. Slide then! Sure! Mr. Slide is safe and shiny. Yea! You don't have to worry about ol' Mr. Slide bein' "unsafe". Heck no! Mr. Slide can be your new toy! Well go ahead and ride Mr. Slide, see if I care!!!! I hope you fall on your Big Shiny Slide! -Bruce "the old, rusty teeter-totter" bhartford3rd@juno.com Pre-public apology :-) | V P.S. (Obviously) A couple of things, Firstly, I loved "Goodfellas" and I don't think I did Joe any favors here, but I tried my hardest to be as funny. Secondly, I could be so lucky to be used and abused. (I've only been abused So this was obviously an attempt to be funny. No woman/man fights will spring from this, got it? Thirdly, I picked the teeter-totter randomly. No hidden meanings, ok? I don't want any Teeter-totter/Slide fights to spring from this either! and Fourthly,... are teeter-totters and slides really toys? I think I may have done all this wrong... hmmmmm,.... ------------------------------ From: hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 14:03:49 EST Subject: Re: Jewel vs. Liz Phair I have tried and tried to like Liz Phair after hearing Tori say how good she thought she was but it's no use. I just can't do it. She's too harsh for me. I like a little softness and there doesn't seem to be much there. Just shock value. But maybe that's just me.. Helen ____________________ ___________________________________________________________ Subject: Jewel vs. Liz Phair From: "Derrick Chhay" at mgdestmx01 Date: 19/11/96 1:58 PM has anyone else heard how Jewel beat out Liz Phair to be named the most attractive singer/songwriter??? i think Jewel deserved to win. Liz isn't bad but she's no match for Jewel. if you wanna see for yourself, go to: http://parker.eecs.berkeley.edu/~gsu/music/best.html Derrick"Cricket"Chhay - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 21:32:14 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: Jewel and tatum is this a conspiracy? > Does anyone here remember a teen star from the 70's and 80's named Tatum > o'neal? She was in movies like "Little Darlings" and "Paper moon"? > Well if you have seen her then you have probably noticed that she and > jewel look remarcably simalar. > I think that this is some kind of conspiracy. Oh, you dont belive me? > Well here is some of the evidence that I have collected. Not only that, but Oliver Stone has hinted that Tatum O'Neal may have been THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE KNOLL!!! SenztvRtst Kermit Bradley "another useless post for your reading pleasure" Porter ------------------------------ From: Anthony Trudeau Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 21:25:09 -0600 Subject: RE: Women I couldn't let this one go unanswered... It goes both ways. People are cruel to each other. Men to women, women to men, women to women and men to men. Most men are full of love and caring it's just harder to get at, as society generally dictates that we hide our feelings. As far as honesty and trust, that's all in the individual be it man or woman. Oh, yeah I have to close off with a famous line from the movie Clueless as you did.... As if. Take care. Tony Trudeau home: agate@goldengate.net work: ttrudeau@fs.com - ---------- From: Cutiestpie@aol.com[SMTP:Cutiestpie@aol.com] Sent: Monday, November 18, 1996 4:08 PM To: jewel@smoe.org Subject: Women In a message dated 96-11-18 01:06:57 EST, you write: << bhartford3rd@juno.co >> I see women as beautiful creatures that are filled with love, caring, honesty, and trust. Then they grow up and get so hurt by men and their lies and it screws us all up. Then you say we are bitches. Whatever! Cutiestpie. ------------------------------ From: bhartford3rd@juno.com (Bruce D Hartford III) Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:25:57 EST Subject: SJC but mostly saddness.... I'm so sad guys. I went to the hardware store earlier to get some polish for my car (I made a big nick in the drivers door, inconsequential to the story though) and on the way in a Beautiful girl followed me. (I opened the door for her because I wanted to smile and say hi to her, not to mention it's just plain polite.) She was with what looked like her grandfather and I think I'm just going to stick with that assumption. I went to the back and started praying for the nerve to go up to her and say something. ("Nice choice in muffler bearings, want to go for coffee?" "Sure thing Mr. Dorkazoid, let me get my flying pig.") It seemed like I was praying for a while and as it turned out, I was. I went to look for her and she had left. The girl that could have been "Her" left that hardware store and I never said anything. I'll never know if the person I end up with will be the right one now. To make things worse a sad song came over the speaker, something in a Paul Simon I think, and just as he was hitting the highest sad note and I was about to collapse to the floor in pity for myself the clerk up front came on to tell all the shoppers about Turtle Wax's Amazing abilities. I bought a bottle and left. Could've cried on the way home, had she been Jewel, but she wasn't and it didn't matter now. I'm a coward. But hey, I'll have really shiny doors! -Bruce bhartford3rd@juno.com ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 21:39:14 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: Neo-folkie > I have read about 5 online interviews and reviews of jewel today and in > at least 3 of them she was referred to as Neo-folkie. > Now, not to sound terminally un-hip, what the hell is a Neo-folkie?? > > Thirza "Clueless about everything" pearl > Well, Thirza, I'm glad you asked that. A "Neo-Folkie" as they are sometimes referred to in the vernacular, or a more specific "Neo-it-seems-like-they-wanna-be-Bob-Dylan-or-Joan-Baez-by-playing-acoustic-guitar-and-sneering-at-the-establishment-folk-artist" is a complex and organic creature. So things to look for....Beautiful voices and crooked teeth. Jewel has been classified in this new category by those who wish to categorize everything into little boxes that they can stack in dusty rooms and forget about. Personally, Jewel writes great music and that's enough for me. SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter Bradley "Someday I'll classify all the classifiers" Porter ------------------------------ From: CornflkGl@aol.com Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:39:14 -0500 Subject: NJC : I'm seeing Patty Griffin Tomorrow :) I just thought I'd tell everybody that on the way to the concert, I'm stopping and buying Patty a half dozen roses. On the card, I'm going to thank her (uh-gain ) for playing at JewelStock, and sign it from " Rachel, Paul, and the rest of the EveryDay Angels". I'm not asking for money or anything (really !) I just thought you guys should know. Okay, that's it ! Woo hoo, I'm SO excited !!! Rachel :) ------------------------------ From: gregdunn@indy.net (Greg Dunn) Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:38:21 -0500 Subject: JC: Jewel's *new* single... Got off work this evening; thought I'd check out the record stores to see if they were stocking copies of the YWMFM single yet. First stop: the local Best Buy, where I know the music manager. I found her, asked "Seen Jewel's new single yet?" to which she replied an excited affirmative. Good, I thought, I can buy it here and get on home. "Right there," she pointed. To a rack freshly brimming with.... oh no. The familiar cover of WWSYS smirked up at me. Lots of them in fact. Puzzled, I asked the manager if these were new shipments. "Just came in." Argh. Her ordering form showed no trace of YWMFM. Thanks anyway. So right over to Media Play. walked over to the CD Singles section and looked for the Js. Someone was putting out fresh stock. Could it be... (Oh, you know how it's going to go) More freshly minted copies of WWSYS. What is the deal? We spent a year turning the prayer wheels to try to get people to buy WWSYS, and now the record company says, "Hey -- this is a mega hit! Print more copies! More!" I feel like Mickey in Fantasia... the sorcerer's apprentice, ya know? No matter how many copies of WWSYS we drag out of the stores, they just keep getting replaced with more. Are they gonna have to delay the new album to July so they can clear all the back stock out first? Oh well... at least she's an acknowledged platinum-seller with her own section in the CD racks. Oh, FWIW, the little teeny record store which sold the first copy of PoY in town, a year and a half ago (I bought it), and which had Zappa's "Yellow Shark" and "Civilization Phaze III" before anyone else (ditto) -- has been bought out by a clueless local entrepreneur who now fills the shelves with rap, redneck R'n'R, and country line-dancing schlock. Not my fault -- I bought there and encouraged others to do the same. But bleah. This is why we end up going to the big stores in the end, unfortunately. Around here, the only thing the small stores can afford to do is stock the stuff that they know will sell. And they can't offer it as cheaply as the big stores, so they eventually lose ground and fail -- unless they have developed a loyal clientele first. We do have a couple of stores that try to offer a weird selection; unfortunately they're a long drive from here. I'll keep looking. - -- | Greg Dunn | | | GregDunn@aol.com | "Who is Number One???" | | gregdunn@indy.net | | | http://members.aol.com/gregdunn | Patrick McGoohan | ------------------------------ From: W1GGY2@aol.com Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:41:05 -0500 Subject: Re: NJC, Question > >>> Can I just say that I think blueprints are sad too, but yellowprints > is > >>> just too many syllables. > >> Yes I agree, maybe we should call them pinkprints. Yeah, I like the > >> sound of that, Pinkprints, Cool! > >Why not purpleprints? Tuff? 42? > Pur-ple-prints=3 syllables, yel-low-prints=3 again, no-no class this is > what we're trying to avoid,... (tsk,tsk) remember "the easier, the > better" ;^) > Now, pinkprints, that's a Jewel of an idea (slap my hand, I deserve it!) > However pink may be toogender specific,... hmmm, well don't hurt > yourself thinking! Yeah, especially when compared to blue. greenprints, however, are gender-neutral, and two syllables long. << etc. etc..... Mauveprints? Peachprints? Violetprints? Rainbow Prints? Fingerprints? The Artist Formerly Known as Prints? Prints Charming? Frog Prints? Just thought I'd add my own suggestions to the fray. :-) Amy ------------------------------ From: W1GGY2@aol.com Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:41:08 -0500 Subject: Re: marriage is bliss...;) Pat Brown wrote: >On Sun, 17 Nov 1996 14:30:59 -0800 wrdavis@ite.net (Katherine Davis) writes: > Whatever house you want is fine with me! I like to live in the >city myself. what kind of car should we have? > Now just wait a minute, you two. Before you run off doing anything remember that this union is, as yet, unsanctioned. Fortunately, I am a minister so you can just mail me your vows and we'll make everything official. Hmm... the first EDA Wedding. We should put more planning into this. Who's going to be the maid of honor? << That would HAVE to be Selena, of course. After all, she's the only maid on the list who HAS any honor (not that I'm calling Selena a maid, although she does do some mean windows, and about the honor-thing I was just kidding. She really has no honor at all. Right Igor? - And by the way, I finally escaped) Dennis can play the organ (no sexual innuendos intended) and Mr. BB can give the bride away. Liz will be the flower child (I mean flower girl or flower woman or flower female) and Skinny Pete can get it all on video which will be available to all on the Sprynet web page (password: Racecar Driver). Later at the reception, Mike Connell can give the first toast, telling us who will speak next and in what order. Sinjin will be DJ, spinning only Jewel tunes of course, and we'll all dance, being careful not to step on Dean who is, after all, only 18" tall, and ignoring Tom Proven who will no doubt be doing SOMETHING extremely embarassing. And Eric, I'll drive. I can't wait! It should be a blast! Happy nuptials, Amy ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 21:42:22 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #779 > I just wanna say that I have made some neat stuff! Sorry, not bragging, > just proud. Covers/j-card sorta things for Rare Angels and Innerchange One > and Two... Right now they are in the form of MSWorks Word processor > documents. Anyone interested/amused enough to e-mail me asking to see 'em I done some J-Cards myself on my incredibly antiquated version of Microsoft Word and they usually work out pretty well. But hasn't some bright boy out there somewhere come up with a Word Processor program specifically designed for J-Cards. It seems like somebody would make millions on loser artists who can't afford production costs (myself included). Does anybody know it such a thing exists? SenztvRtst ------------------------------ From: David Winters Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 16:30:09 -0500 Subject: NJC: yellowprints > gregory ianitto wrote:> > > "yellow prints" actually are what your blueprints actually are before being > > exposed to ultraviolet rays...a "blue"print is printed on ammonia paper > > (well, doesnt have to be, but...) which is yellow, the image of the > > drawing is transferred onto the print paper, and the lines/points/etc become > > "bluelines" when ultraviolet light exposes the rest of the paper, therefore > > the yellow disappears, the transferred image turning "blue." there you > > have it folks.....trust me, i have had enough ammonia papercuts (ouch) to > > remmeber the process quite well.......and if the AUtocoad guy is still > > around, i am sure he can add to this..... OK, now you've got me wondering, How do you make green prints? I know if the ammonia is old they come out sorta ugly green blueish. But a pretty green. And yellow prints,, if your run them thru really fast they stay yellow, but the yellow doesn't last very long it soon fades away. Humm mabee Jewel knew that? Has this allready been said? well I'll go back to my lerker status. dave ------------------------------ From: Greg Adkins Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 15:23:03 -0500 Subject: Jewel Rare CD for TRADE ONLY *** READ THIS *** Hi all, As you may or may not know, on July 15th Westwood One ran a syndicated show called "In Concert" which featured Jewel. I have an original copy of this CD... not a copy, the original Westwood 1 copy of it. Since it would be illegal to sell this CD, I am wishing to trade it. Here is the track listing: 1. Behind the Wall (Tracy Chapman) 2. Near you Always 3. Daddy 4. Sometimes it be that Way (with Dylan story) 5. You were meant for me 6. Carnivore (with band) 7. I'm Sensitive (with congas) 8. Love me, Just leave me alone (with band) 9. Race Car Driver (with band) 10. Who will save your soul? (with band) The show was recorded in Boston, MA at the Paradise Theater sometime this year... I'm not sure of the date. Here is what I will trade for: ANY Bootleg. I already have Save the Linoleum, Philis Barnaby, and hat one with the Wizard of Oz stuff and Angel needs a ride and Dance Between two women... I'm not sure what that's called. I REALLY WANT A BOOT OF JEWELSTOCK or any other concert that fetures NEW MATERIAL I DON'T HAVE. Respond quickly... don't be left out. I have one copy of this. Respond by E-MAIL ONLY! I do not subscribe to this list. adkins@utkux.utk.edu ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 21:54:21 -0600 (CST) Subject: short and stacked I positive all of you will be insane interrested in the fact that in french the phrase to describe a "stacked" woman is... "There are many, many people in the balcony" I can't remember the exact french phrase, but the translation goes something like that... SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter Bradley "That blue ribbon for the most useless posts IS MINE" Porter ------------------------------ From: hgladman@mgdestmx01.erin.gov.au Date: Tue, 19 Nov 96 14:53:38 EST Subject: Dennis Harris please read!!!! Dennis, please write to me!! I have news for you and I don't have your address (sorry!!) Helen ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:12:23 -0600 (CST) Subject: RE: hello..?.. > > What you need to know... well, just don't start any "MS vs NS" threads > like you did on Angry Psychos. :-b Okay, now all us EDA's get to play newbie to the poe list and ask just what the heck MS and NS mean. Care to enlighten the dark masses? SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter Bradley "Proud to be a dark mass" Porter ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:13:41 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: Re[2]: hello..?.. > >Protecting our international borders is Alex in Sweden, > >Helen & Co. in Australia, > > Cool!!! I rated a mention!!! Surely this puts me several steps up the EDA ladder > , further and further away from newbiedom.....or is that thread frowned on > now...tee hee...naughty me.... *sniff* I noticed I was left out.... And just when I thought you really loved me.... *sniff* (bursting into uncontrollable tears) SenztvRtst Bradley "who seems to burst into tears an awful lot on this list" Porter ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:17:58 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: hello..?.. > Umm.. I really dont want to start another thread war (havent I started > enough already?) but I really dont like this person, sorry. > > > Mabye i am being to judgmental, i should give people (not ppl) another > chance. > Um...everyone on this list is accepted unconditionally and instantly, and I think they get just as many chances as everyone else (I.E. an infinite amount) No flame here Thirza, I still love ya kid *light chuck on the chin* SenztvRtst ------------------------------ From: Mike Connell Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 23:21:56 -0500 Subject: ALL List Members Please READ!!! Greg Adkins wrote: > As you may or may not know, on July 15th Westwood One ran a syndicated > show called "In Concert" which featured Jewel. which he wants to trade. This material is already available to this list as a tape that was treed. > I REALLY WANT A BOOT OF JEWELSTOCK or any other concert that fetures > NEW MATERIAL I DON'T HAVE. > > Respond quickly... don't be left out. I have one copy of this. > Respond by E-MAIL ONLY! I do not subscribe to this list. Attention ALL EDAs.....DO NOT TRADE this guy a copy of the Jewelstock Tapes! Do NOT make a copy to give to him even if he supplies the blanks! He is NOT subscribed to the list and per instructions given to us ONLY list members are to have this set of tapes. Also, Jewelstock is not intended to be a trade item. It is to be freely distributed among EDAs. Mike Connell ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:25:56 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC ,Hmmm... > Have you ever heard of a movie called Dazed and confused? it is a movie > about one night in the seventies. No joke, ppl, I'm only writing this in because I know none of you will hold it against me.... When I first saw Dazed and Confused I just assumed that it really had come out in the seventies...absolutely not kidding. I lived in this blanket of delusion until I mentioned to a friend that I was suprised such a good movie had come out of the same decade that produced "Sturday Night Fever" and the Bee-Gees (yeah, yeah, but I still love em). My friends are still alughing at me.... SenztvRtst ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:31:13 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: a riddle for yall > Follow the light > To where it begins > Look to the place > At which it dies > Etched in stone > Fade as time > Rely on the day > Artificial at night > Monotone and colorless > A creation of chance > Obviously, it's an old episode of "I Love Lucy." Bradley "Uh...Right?" POrter ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 22:39:29 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: what Bradley's reading... > > ...the electric kool-aid acid test was a novel by tom wolfe, > > Gee, I thought it was Ken Keasey (One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, > Sometimes a Great Notion). Am I wrong? Chopped Liver, The book was written by Tom Wolfe, but it was about Ken Keasey and his band of "Merry Pranksters" who lived almost universally for getting incredibly stoned and then talking about things in circles over and over and over and over again until they came down enough to get high aagin (actually, it sounds like a pretty good life) <- definitely J/K SenztvRtst ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #788 ***************************