From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #784 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Monday, 18 November 1996 Volume 01 : Number 784 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: NJC,Question NJC: Chelsea's Take On This Negativity Fave quote Re: jewel-digest V1 #779 got any poems? Re: jewel-digest V1 #783 Sweden calling Derrick... neo-Jewel Re: jewel-digest V1 #776 Re: NJC: Intelligence Survey jewel Jewel and tatum a consiracy Re: jewel Re: jewel ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Sinjin@ecn.com Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 19:49:12 -0800 Subject: Re: NJC,Question bhartford3rd@juno.com wrote: > > All this male/female conversation made me think... Why do men have > nipples? > > Ahh well, one of lifes little mysteries... > > -Bruce > bhartford3rd@juno.co Aww man, I know I'm gonna get ripped for this, but I still gotta post! I'll just blame it on sleep deprivation. WARNING: The following is a joke! If you are offended by the massacre of tiny insects, foul language or slight religious humor, proceed no farther! Here it is: On day, little Johnny was outside on the playground of his catholic preschool. Johnny was sitting on the wall and squishing the ants with his thumb. Every time he squished an ant he would say, "Fuckin' little ants." Well a nun walked by and heard Johnny saying "Fucking little ants...fucking little ants...fucking little ants" and she approached Johnny and asked, "Johnny, why are you doing that." Johnny looked up and replied "Because these ants are useless." The nun returned, "Everything has value in the eyes of the lord, I challenge you to go home tonight and think of 3 things that are completely useless." Johnny agrees to do so. The next morning the nun goes up to Johnny and asks, "Well, have you come up with 3 things that are completely useless?" Johnny answeres "I sure have! Tits on a nun, balls on a priest and those fuckin' little ants!" ------------------------------ From: racecardriver2@kktv.com Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 21:31:12 -0500 Subject: NJC: Chelsea's Take On This Negativity My Angels, I've tried as hard as I could to stay away from this d*mn negativity thing. I believe that every thing is beautiful and that the negative things have no place in a world filled with so much of it already. But put this thread to rest in my mind I must, so here goes. Sean: You were wrong...you f*cked up. And I think you d*mn well deserved all those flames you got. Because you were wrong. We are NOT chicks. We are WOMEN!! And a few of us prefer to be called 'girls'. I am not one of them, all though I use the word 'chick' sometimes. (yesterday I signed one of my friends shirts and said "u r one groovy chick") But the context in which I used it is different. Mike: Two words. YOU GO!!!! =) Haze: Hmm.....can't remember everything you wrote. :) I had no idea who Anais Nin and Henry Miller were. And now I'm finishing up Tropic of Cancer, one groovy groovy book. :) Because of that blond girl who yodels. what was her name again?? hmm...Juel? Jerel? Something like that. I hear she used to have a shiny happy fan club on the internet who grew to love each other like family, then they were torn apart by hate. Something to think about. :) Chelsea ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You never heard of a drunk angel? We fly into walls, fly into rages and fly into the sack." Jared 'SuPeRdEfOrMeD aNgEL' Jacobus "I can't live without mayonnaise! The lunch people are fucking communists!!" Elsa West "Gee your ma looked like shit last night hope that tinker toy boyfriend tonks her right then again I never could tell a fist fight from fun Maybe I've never really known anyone" Jewel ChelseaHawk@kktv.com RaceCarDriver2@kktv.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 22:51:44 +0100 Subject: Fave quote I was reading another article about jewel and I think I found another favorite quote, This was an awnser that she gave when asked why she did WWSYS's video in the bathroom. "The bathroom is the last spiritual place in america.I'll go into the bathroom just to be with myself. Women go into the bathroom's at restuarants and cry. Guys sneak in there to smoke their first cigarrette. kids go in there to make out, It's like the last sacred spot on earth." I thought that was a really good awnser. here is another snipet of wisdom from her: "I'm 21, and i'm willing to learn in front of millions of people." that one as you probably guessed was said when she was 21 (duh!) Oh, and for all of you who care (I know its not many but humor me) I have finally decided on my nick name, Thirza "Clueless about everything" Pearl Do you likes? ------------------------------ From: "Derrick Chhay" Date: 18 Nov 1996 03:54:54 -0000 Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #779 > >Well...I only know it from your description, but I don't see women as >sex-toys (well, occasionally I do), I see them as very dangerous >creatures, designed to take control of and break down the males of >the species by constant relentless nagging. :) Hi mom, I'm on the >Net! >/Alexander "too short to be the perfect son-in-law" Stamou uh...sure buddy, whatever you say. what you're saying sounds like an episode of the X-Files! i don't know about you, but women can be the greatest sometimes. (thirza, if you're reading this, ya know i'm referring to you) i don't wanna start a sexist debate or anything like that. like you said, you're foreign. Derrick"Cricket"Chhay "PeaceLoveLife"-FB p.s.-how long has it been since you last had a girlfriend? - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ From: "Derrick Chhay" Date: 18 Nov 1996 04:00:53 -0000 Subject: got any poems? hey people, if any of you like writing poems, whether it be inspired by jewel or you just like writing them for the hell of it, let me know 'cause i would love to put a poem or two on my homepage. i've got this little writer's section but nobody ever gives me any poems to put up. i won't take credit for your poem, i promise. Derrick"Cricket"Chhay "PeaceLoveLife"-FB http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/5480/index.html - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ From: aaronc@student.umass.edu Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 23:01:19 -0500 Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #783 i like jewel accousitic and alone. it gives her a more intimate setting...even at a huge venue and it allows her to improvise and change things around more...can you imagine her trying to do her pieces of you version where she tells her fantasy about delores from the cranberries if she had a full band? but that is just a thought. i did hear her play electric for the first time at greatwoods in Ma over the summer opening for neil young. it was pretty cool. aaron. ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 05:08:55 +0100 (MET) Subject: Sweden calling Derrick... Why do I feel the need to defend myself...oh, well here goes: On 18 Nov 1996, Derrick Chhay wrote: > uh...sure buddy, whatever you say. what you're saying sounds like an episode of > the X-Files! i don't know about you, but women can be the greatest sometimes. > (thirza, if you're reading this, ya know i'm referring to you) i don't wanna > start a sexist debate or anything like that. like you said, you're foreign. Lovesick puppy. How cute. What's wrong with the X-files? Everybody knows it's for real. :) By the way, do you know what a 'smiley' is? Or a joke? Or am I really that foreign? Geez... > p.s.-how long has it been since you last had a girlfriend? I resent that. What's a girlfriend? :P /Alexander "Annoyed" Stamou ------------------------------ From: Dan Stark Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 23:36:40 -0500 Subject: neo-Jewel >Thirza Pearl wrote: >> >> Hi guys, >> >> I have read about 5 online interviews and reviews of jewel today and in >> at least 3 of them she was referred to as Neo-folkie. >> Now, not to sound terminally un-hip, what the hell is a Neo-folkie?? Neo- (ni:ou) -prefix- now, recent | a later revival of | recently discovered or developed. In other words, a 'new folk' singer. Sort of like 'modern rock', right? Dan - ------------------------------ DAN STARK danstark@mnsi.net Windsor, Ontario, Canada - ------------------------------ ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 23:10:45 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: jewel-digest V1 #776 > Sorry for all the responses, but if it was one post it would've been it's > own digest, and damned if I don't love to go on and on! Besides if my > posts were all in one, would anyone read 'em? > > Damon > Allright, allright, I think without any prejudice or conciet I can say that I hold the record for the most useless posts and responses. (Actually, I think this one's included in the above) SenztvRtst Bradley "Anybody Got a PROBLEM wit dat?" Porter ------------------------------ From: "BRADLEY C. PORTER" Date: Sun, 17 Nov 1996 23:17:36 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: NJC: Intelligence Survey > I just had this hair-brained idea. We're talking about intelligence and > 1) How long is your hair? > 2) Male or Female? (I made a split-haired decision to refrain from "man or > woman" or "boy or girl" =) > 3A) Does your hair sag? > 3B) Do your breasts sag? > 4) Do you look like Kramer? > 5) Should I havee stopped at 1? 1. My hairs is probably pretty long I think.... it past my shoulders, black, and very curly (obviously, it's longer when wet and fairly straight) 2. I'm male, 5' 9' with perky breasts and big, blue eyes 3A. Like I said, when it's wet... 3B. I'm very offended that you would diss my perfect breasts 4. When my hair was short....unfortunately, yes. 5. Again, yes. Actually, I asked this awhile ago and got very few responses, so if this comes off well, all the better, and I'll ask my other question again... How many people on this list smoke? SenztvRtst Kermit Scooter ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 00:30:10 +0100 Subject: jewel Have any of you heard of a band called the Cardigans ( i think they are from sweden)? well i saw a pic of them in an old issue of entertainment weekly and the lead singer looks a lot like jewel, has anyone else seen them, and noticed this? thirza "Clueless about everything" pearl ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 00:47:00 +0100 Subject: Jewel and tatum a consiracy I have noticed that no one responded to my post about the Jewel and tatum conspiracy, the obvious reason for this is that you have all been brainwashed by our government, It must have happened durring "The X-Files" or "Friends" when they (the government) knew everyone would be watching TV (they're livin there lives for you on TV, say they're better than you and you agree...Sorry I couldnt resist). They(the government) sent lethal memory loss death rays through your TV. The only way that you can help your self now is too stick your head in the microwave(along with some aerosol cans) for 10 minutes on full power, When the microwave beeps remove your head from the oven (remember to use both hands, your head will be a little hot.) and you should be as good as new. *WARNING* If you do not follow my directions you will be dead within the next 12 hours and 35 minutes. Thank you, and have a nice day. Thirza "I have WAY too much time on my hands" Pearl ------------------------------ From: Alexander Stamou Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 06:46:36 +0100 (MET) Subject: Re: jewel Why why why am I still up answering this? Oh, well: On Mon, 18 Nov 1996, Thirza Pearl wrote: > Have any of you heard of a band called the Cardigans ( i think they are > from sweden)? well i saw a pic of them in an old issue of entertainment > weekly and the lead singer looks a lot like jewel, has anyone else seen > them, and noticed this? From Sweden you say? I do believe...yes, I've definitely heard of that country. The lead singer Elisabeth(?) Carlsson/Persson/whatever is, in my ought-to-be humble opinion not at all similar in appearance to Jewel. Why do so many people on this list see jewel-likeness everywhere? Not criticizing, just wondering. /Alexander "Love me, love me, say that you love me." Stamou P.S. Jewel is much better looking. :) ------------------------------ From: Thirza Pearl Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996 00:51:52 +0100 Subject: Re: jewel Alexander Stamou wrote: > > Why why why am I still up answering this? Oh, well: > > >From Sweden you say? I do believe...yes, I've definitely heard of that > country. The lead singer Elisabeth(?) Carlsson/Persson/whatever is, in my > ought-to-be humble opinion not at all similar in appearance to Jewel. Why > do so many people on this list see jewel-likeness everywhere? Not > criticizing, just wondering. > Well I only saw one picture of the Cardigans and The girl was looking up so the camera might have been at a wierd angle, but When I was looking through my magazine i saw the pic and thought it was jewel. So the camera was probably deciving my eyes! Thirza "still clueless" Pearl ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #784 ***************************