From: owner-jewel-digest To: jewel-digest@smoe.org Subject: jewel-digest V1 #309 Reply-To: jewel@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-jewel-digest Precedence: bulk X-To-Unsubscribe: Send mail to "jewel-digest-request@smoe.org" X-To-Unsubscribe: with "unsubscribe" as the body. jewel-digest Saturday, 29 June 1996 Volume 01 : Number 309 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: Online Map Test - please ignore Re: jewel at great woods with neil Re: Del Mar L.A. READERS, READ THIS IMMEDIATELY!!! poetry by jewel kilcher UFO??? Ignore - I'm also testing (Eudora acting up) me,me,me-and a little question ADMINISTRIVIA: smoe.org outage Mum's the word Jewelstock Area Travel Note: Please read fully. Re: Online Map Re: Ani Difranco & Re: Jewel on the Ani list & pancakes :) Re: Jewelstock Area Travel Note: Please read fully. Tori Unplugged Re: Ani& Jewel Re: bootlegs response au revoir I saw a mirageee! (Bugs Bunny) FAQ Maintainence, anyone? Need to find Chris H. from Georgia!!! Del Mar Fair ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Leave the shadows dancing Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 03:43:23 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Online Map :> > Jeth writes: :> > > I have a question, if there's going to be an online map telling people :> > > where JewelStock is, isn't that also the same thing as telling MTV where it :> > > is? :> > :> > Only if it's linked to other, well known pages or someone tells a search :> > engine to look at its URL. Sticking it somewhere with no links pointing :> > to it and only publicizing the URL on the list should ensure nobody but :> > list members will see it. :> > :> > bob :> Couldn't it still be hit by a keyword search? If so, the map :> couldn't have any titles, labels, etc. :> mIKEY No, because search engines and the like are done by going thru links. If there are no links to the page, there is NO WAY a search engine will find it unless someone points to it or tells the search engines where it is. This would have to be done by someone on the list. Therefore, it's highly unlikely unless someone wants it to happen. Gerrit - -- From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx ------------------------------ From: JewelStock@aol.com Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 06:00:20 -0400 Subject: Test - please ignore please ignore, this is just a test ------------------------------ From: Jordan Snodgrass Date: Thu, 27 Jun 1996 20:45:18 -0700 Subject: Re: jewel at great woods with neil Dan Stark wrote: > Jordan's right. It seems to me it's Jewel who's the oddball on this bill. > She can sing. You're right. Damn, your fucking great with comebacks.. - -- js. mailto:jsnod@owl.csusm.edu http://www.csusm.edu/public/guests/fm/ "This love is like barbed wire running through my veins..." ------------------------------ From: Jordan Snodgrass Date: Thu, 27 Jun 1996 20:52:14 -0700 Subject: Re: Del Mar For any fellow angels going to the del mar show, i'll be in section BX 38K, row 1, seat 4 (or 5 or 6). hope to see you there. - -- js. mailto:jsnod@owl.csusm.edu http://www.csusm.edu/public/guests/fm/ "This love is like barbed wire running through my veins..." ------------------------------ From: ska4me@primenet.com (Scott Hamilton) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 07:00:50 -0700 (MST) Subject: L.A. READERS, READ THIS IMMEDIATELY!!! ok, southern californians, here's your chance...if you missed jewel on kroq last time around, her appearance with kevin and bean is going to be rebroadcast within the next hour. they just went to news and announced that it was "coming up." so if you wanna hear it, get those radios on, ok? hope someone gets this in time! scott ps--does anyone know if there's still tix for tomorrow's show? private e-mail would be appreciated! ------------------------------ From: plus@seark.net (plus) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 17:21:23 -0500 Subject: poetry by jewel kilcher this is a bio poem that was in the SPEW+ cd i told you guys about. i liked it a lot and thought it was funny. i haven't seen it on posted, maybe someone put it up before i got on this list, but anyway. here it is, ME I. I have blonde hair I pluck my eyebrows I have my father's nose my mother's hands I play guitar I used to get sick a lot I like the color of wine I've cheated on boyfriends I've owned fake ID But my hair is still blonde and my teeth are still crooked and I prabably won't always like the color of wine II. I have firm breasts I have lips that always smile I have veins that bleed I laugh when I'm nervous I feel the pain of others but cry for no reason I like open flame I've been selfish since a child I'm from Alaska I've cheated on diets I've faked applications But I still bleed and my lips still smile any my breast won't always be firm III. I have strong shoulders I have olive skin I have a Swiss face I borrowed from my grandmother I have long nails on my right hand whick break regularly My little toe is strange I write I used to make wreaths from dandelions I brush my hair before bed I cheated on tests I faked flirtatious French accents But I still have gold skin and my nails still break and I prabably won't always have strong shoulders and I may not always write But maybe I'll start making wreaths from dandelions again plus ------------------------------ From: plus@seark.net (plus) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 17:31:39 -0500 Subject: UFO??? hey angels, there's a black and white picture of jewel on the ledge of a roof, i'm sure everyone's seen it. i made it as a wallpaper for my screen and i just noticed this; there seems to be a small single object hovering in the air above the trees right about middle of the picture. has anyone else noticed this? could it be a UFO?!? this reminds me of the kodak commercial of the guy who took a picture of his dad, which had a UFO in the background. plus ------------------------------ From: jeth@damien.edu (Jeth) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 12:33:30 -1000 Subject: Ignore - I'm also testing (Eudora acting up) =46or anyone who even bothered to open this up and read it, I'm checking if my nicknames in Eudora works, caused I sent in two letters and none of them showed up when I checked mail and nicknames for me is usually the problem. So here is a letter not using the nickname. Let's see what happens... =83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83= =83=83=83=83=83 Jeth E. Jacalne "The fish who keeps on swimming/ Is the first to chill upstream..." - 311 (My Stony Baby) E-mail: jeth@damien.edu or jjacalne@damien.edu URL: http://www3.damien.edu/students/jacalne/~jeth.html =83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83= =83=83=83=83=83 ------------------------------ From: Patric Oesterheld Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 19:06:13 -0400 Subject: me,me,me-and a little question I have yet to drop my bio off, so here goes-- I'm a 23 year old accountant who loves my job, and tries to find very little wrong with the world. I think were all lucky to be here, so I try not to bitch too much. I live by a couple of credos- "There are very few problems that a smile and a positive attitude won't solve" and "if you aren't part of the solution, then you're part of the problem". I love Jewel for one simple reason- if you can't write it, and can't play it, then you don't deserve to be up there onstage singing it. I was born and raised in the south, and I still believe in opening car doors and paying for dates-- but don't get too excited, because I'm already engaged:) I love NASCAR, and believe that Richard Petty as president really isn't that bad of an idea;) (sorry, just had to get my NASCAR plug in there). And I like putting those smiley faces everywhere!:) Take Care Everyone--hope to see you at JS--if audit season doesn't kill me first! Now for the little question-If anyone has any Lisa Loeb boots, would you please e-mail me? Thanks Thomas Patric Oesterheld ------------------------------ From: jeffw (Jeff Wasilko) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 96 19:02:42 EDT Subject: ADMINISTRIVIA: smoe.org outage Due to telephone company problems, smoe.org's connection to the internet has been down since 10:30 (eastern time). Mail is queued up on another system and should be processed soon. Please don't send test messages or send additional copies of your messages. I'm working on upgrading the router that connects smoe.org to provide a backup connection. - -Jeff ------------------------------ From: AESTHETE99@aol.com Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 16:15:38 -0400 Subject: Mum's the word Well, I was listenting to the radio on the way home from work today and they were playing WWSYS. Afterwards, they mentioned that she was currently recording in upstate NY, but didn't say anything about JS. This is a pretty big station so if anybody would know it would be them, so I think the secret is still safe for those who are concerned. By the way, I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Later all. Jon ------------------------------ From: xenomorph@sprynet.com Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 13:35:44 -0700 Subject: Jewelstock Area Travel Note: Please read fully. For your information, please read carefully. I found out today that a film crew is reserving many rooms in the area, tentatively filling up many places in Woodstock completely. I was told that these were tentative reservations based on wire transfers of funds through London over the weekend so it may or may not be confirmed. The movie is the upcoming feature "The Band." I must say it's an appropriate area to film it, near Woodstock and other milestones of music.] If you're making reservations, it would be best to act soon. Also, today's the 21 day deadline for airfares (for July 18th travel) if you want to save some serious money (hundreds in my case). Adam Pieces of Jewel http://home.sprynet.com/sprynet/xenomorph/jewelmn.htm ------------------------------ From: jeth@damien.edu (Jeth) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 10:02:56 -1000 Subject: Re: Online Map >:> > Jeth writes: >:> > > I have a question, if there's going to be an online map telling peop= le >:> > > where JewelStock is, isn't that also the same thing as telling MTV >where it >:> > > is? >:> > >:> > Only if it's linked to other, well known pages or someone tells a sear= ch >:> > engine to look at its URL. Sticking it somewhere with no links pointi= ng >:> > to it and only publicizing the URL on the list should ensure nobody bu= t >:> > list members will see it. >:> > >:> > bob >:> Couldn't it still be hit by a keyword search? If so, the map >:> couldn't have any titles, labels, etc. >:> mIKEY > > No, because search engines and the like are done by going thru link= s. >If there are no links to the page, there is NO WAY a search engine will= find it >unless someone points to it or tells the search engines where it is. This >would have to be done by someone on the list. Therefore, it's highly unlik= ely >unless someone wants it to happen. > Or whoever is doing the map (Mike), you could nest the map in a bunch of folders so that it'd have a cool URL and make it less than likely someone would stumble on it. Example: http://www.jewel.com/hi/there/are/you/an/angel/heading/toward/the/light/well /hop/aboard/because/I/have/this/bag/of/chips/and/a/map.html Man, I need to get myself a life. P.S. Saw Tori last night. Sha! Wish Jay would have actually interviewed her instead of scribbling stuff on her had. =83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83= =83=83=83=83=83 Jeth E. Jacalne "The fish who keeps on swimming/ Is the first to chill upstream..." - 311 (My Stony Baby) E-mail: jeth@damien.edu or jjacalne@damien.edu URL: http://www3.damien.edu/students/jacalne/~jeth.html =83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83= =83=83=83=83=83 ------------------------------ From: jeth@damien.edu (Jeth) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 10:33:25 -1000 Subject: Re: Ani Difranco & Re: Jewel on the Ani list & pancakes :) > >Hey, you forgot Maria Carrey. > >Just kidding. I hate her. I am not sure why but I know I can't stand her. >While I am on the subject. Am I the only heterosexual male that can't stan= d >Cindy Crawford? Something about her really disturbs me. Hey the WWSYS >video. > >Rich Melko >rwm126@psu.edu Amen, I hear you my brother. You wanna start an anti-crawford mailing list somewhere? I know there are a lot of us out there. Or make some kind of page... >Maybe one day Jewel and Ani could get together and do a duo about a >relationship. Jewel could sing about the positive parts of the >relationship, like, "we made pancakes and made love in the morning" and >then Ani could sing the negative, "I wanna throw fucking pancakes in >your face, you loser!". :) > >Sorry, got a little carried away there. > >Peace--not pancake throwin', >Kate "oh my god, Paul Kim has entered my body!" Johnson In some higher existantial plane, couldn't pancakes be a metaphorical representation of frisbees? (Anyway, if you replace 'frisbees' with 'pancakes' in your dream sequence above, its a bit more funnier, ah, I mean sadder, especially Ani's part.) Admit it, say it, say it... Could someone tell me how and where I could get bootlegs of Jewel? Like who on this list should I contact? I keep hearing stuff here and there, but being kinda new on this list, I don't exactly know what everyone is talking about. Don't need to clutter the list, send responses to me. =83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83= =83=83=83=83=83 Jeth E. Jacalne "Now I've lost the plot/ I'm not the hero I could be/ But not the dog I was/ Kind of common cry/ Kind of common living lie/ Color my fast fading heart/ People laugh at anything/ and things just fall apart/" - -- Tanya Donelly (Now They'll Sleep) E-mail: jeth@damien.edu or jjacalne@damien.edu URL: http://www3.damien.edu/students/jacalne/~jeth.html =83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83=83= =83=83=83=83=83 ------------------------------ From: Mike Connell Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 19:20:09 -0400 Subject: Re: Jewelstock Area Travel Note: Please read fully. xenomorph@sprynet.com wrote: > I found out today that a film crew is reserving many rooms in the area, > tentatively filling up many places in Woodstock completely. I was told that > these were tentative reservations based on wire transfers of funds through > London over the weekend so it may or may not be confirmed. > If you're making reservations, it would be best to act soon. Adam, Thanx for the tip!! We'll check it out during our scouting trip tomorrow. Mike ------------------------------ From: Piglet Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 14:18:39 +0600 Subject: Tori Unplugged hey friends, I made a really good recording of Tori Unplugged if anyone out there would like a copy I'll do it for you just need to send a tape in a self-addressed stamped envalope. also--still looking for riders to Jewelstock from VA if anyone is interested write me privatly. Robb [w/ 12' Godzilla (& Kitty) and Fuzzy the purple bear] Name the kitty contest. Who ever comes up with the best name for 'Zilla's kitty will win...there own kitty via UPS. He is a three month old calico; brown, black, and white; kitty. page of the week http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4143/ horror fiction not for the inhibited ------------------------------ From: CJDavid@DOCKMASTER.NCSC.MIL Date: Fri, 28 Jun 96 12:54 EDT Subject: Re: Ani& Jewel How can you put Jennifer Trynin (who's supercool) in the same list as Tracy Bonham and Joan "Soul-bitch girl" Osborne? Peace, cj ------------------------------ From: Ddhaoc@aol.com Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 13:36:04 -0400 Subject: Re: bootlegs response <Pulling commercial material that is still available for sale and >recompiling it for financial gain hurts the artist. No ifs, ands or buts. really? I'd much rather have a song by jewel that's on a soundtrack on tape somewhere rather than getting the whole soundtrack if it's a bad soundtrack. Like the Toys soundtrack for example. Tori amos has a song on there. I just wanted the one song. I'd have been willing to buy it from anyone. Course i did get it on a tape in a trade. And what about the exposure someone like the steve poltz would have gotten if his duet with jewel was put on a cd that lots of everday angels would get?>> I assume musicians are paid for their contribution to a soundtrack, with royalties paid by units sold. In many cases, this is often the only time the recording is ever made available. You buy the gem with the garbage, that's all. Follow your conscience, and don't take much of what I have to say very seriously (I know I don't)... - -- Dennis ------------------------------ From: Angela6359@aol.com Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 20:35:00 -0400 Subject: au revoir au revoir everyone! i'm leaving for 5 weeks- til august 3 rd. i'll be signing off the list till then. i hope everyone enjoys jewelstock! i'm sad i'll be missing it. i'll be back in august. until then, angela ------------------------------ From: schoon@thor.pla-net.net Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 19:35:24 -0500 Subject: I saw a mirageee! (Bugs Bunny) Hey Angels, I was watching some "chewing gum for the mind" last night, and I might of saw Jewel in a commercial. It was for Pizza Hut's New Chicken Pizza (sounds pretty sick to me!). There's this geeky guy on a porch, remembering all the times he's been called a chicken as a kid. Then he gets a chicken pizza (nasty) and takes a big bite out of it just as his friends are about to call him a chicken again. The announcer gets on and says, "Well, that was the last time you have to fear being chicken again..." This is where it gets interesting. This beautiful girl walks up ( she is close to a dead ringer to Jewel if it wasn't her), and asks, "Hi, what's your name?" It was Jewels voice too! Have I become that crazed or has someone else seen this commercial too. Sorry for such a dumb topic. I'm trying to keep myself busy waiting for JewelStock! mIKEY (now wearing flame-impervious paint!) ------------------------------ From: "jeffrey hanson" Date: Fri, 28 Jun 96 09:53:30 cdt Subject: FAQ Maintainence, anyone? Hi folks, Due to pressing work constraints and limited free time, I'd like to turn over the maintenance of the Jewel FAQ to someone else. Anyone interested? It doesn't really take much work, but I haven't had time to do much with it lately, and haven't been very good at keeping the discography, etc. up to date. Basically the task entails just keeping your eyes and ears open to the list and the news, watching for new additions to the FAQ, frequently asked questions to the list (the frisbee incident is something that should probably be included), etc. The trick is maintaining a balance between keeping the length of the FAQ manageable while still containing all the necessary and useful info. Once you've made updates to your copy, send the revised FAQ to the jewel list administrator, jeffw@smoe.org, and he'll make it available so that it gets sent out to new subscribers. If anyone is interested, let me know. Jeff Hanson jeffrey_hanson@fmc.com ------------------------------ From: satnin@netcom.com (Dreams from Graceland) Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 19:03:43 -0700 (PDT) Subject: Need to find Chris H. from Georgia!!! Chris- Can't find your e-mail and I need your help! I goofed and accidentally dubbed over the show you sent me! Please contact me! I would like to know if I could send the tape back down to you, and wondered if you would be so kind as to dub it over for me? I promise to be much more careful this time!!! Kelley satnin@netcom.com ------------------------------ From: Debbie Jaret Date: Fri, 28 Jun 1996 21:47:01 -0700 Subject: Del Mar Fair Hi! Sorry I couldn't write this sooner, but I'm trying to switch internet servers and I'm getting all messed up and couldn't get on! OK--if anyone is interested in meeting, I suggest the "Don Diego Clock Tower" at 5:30 pm. It's an easy landmark, it's this huge clock with a matador-looking dude painted on it. It's a popular meeting place, so all I can say is--the "main drag" side of it...or as close to that as possible. We can move somewhere else from there. It will allow enough time for the GA people to get in, I hope. By the way, even though I've been going for 20 years...I'm 21! I'm 5'7", don't know what I'll be wearing, have dark almost-shoulder length hair, and will be with 2 other people-a guy and a girl. If no one shows, well I'll be in reserved level 2 box 41C. Hope to see *someone* there!! Take care, Deb ------------------------------ End of jewel-digest V1 #309 ***************************