From: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org (idealcopy-digest) To: idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Subject: idealcopy-digest V12 #134 Reply-To: idealcopy@smoe.org Sender: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk idealcopy-digest Monday, December 20 2010 Volume 12 : Number 134 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [idealcopy] happy saturday ["Bruno Clements" ] [idealcopy] Joe Strummer / The Clash Night ["Scott" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2010 14:43:27 -0000 From: "Bruno Clements" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] happy saturday Yes, indeed, and to everyone... Bruno - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ari" To: Sent: Friday, December 17, 2010 10:52 PM Subject: [idealcopy] happy saturday > Have a nice day!! > > > > > > > > > > As we progress through to the end > of 2010, I want to thank all of you for your > educational e-mails over the > past year. I am totally screwed up now and have > little chance of recovery. > I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let > the > waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the > bacteria > on the lemon peel. > > I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only > imagine what has > happened on it since it was last washed. > > I have trouble > shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the > number one > pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. > > Eating a little snack > sends me on a guilt trip becauseI can only imagine how > many gallons of trans > fats I have consumed over the years. > > I can't touch any woman's handbag for > fear she has placed it on the floor of a > public restroom. > > I MUST SEND MY > SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the > glue on > envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope > that > needs sealing. > > ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the > same reason. > > I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl > (Penny Brown) who > is about to die for the 1,387,258th time. > > I no longer have > any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that > Bill > Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special > e-mail program. > > I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels > looking out for > me, and St. Theresa is granting my every wish. > > I can't have > a drink in a barbecause I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with > my kidneys > gone. > > I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant > freaks > with no eyes, feet or feathers. > > I can't use cancer-causing deodorants > even though I smell like a water buffalo > on a hot day. > > THANKS TO YOU I have > learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an > e-mail to seven of > my friends and make a wish within five minutes. > > BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I > no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove > toilet stains. > > I no longer > buy petrol without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial > killer > doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. > > > I no longer use Cling > Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different > types of cancer. > > AND > THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave > anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. > > I no > longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected > with AIDS when I sit down. > > I no longer go to shopping malls because someone > will drug me with a perfume > sample and rob me. > > And I no longer answer the > phone because someone will ask me to dial a number > for which I will get a > huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , > Singapore , and Uzbekistan > .. > > I no longer buy biscuits from Tescos because I now have their recipe. > THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black > snake > could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites > my > butt. > > AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a 10p coin > dropped in the > parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex > molester waiting to > grab me as I bend over. > > > I can't do any gardening > because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider > and my hand will fall > off. > > If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 > minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. > tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, > causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it > actually > happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second > husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . > > Oh, by the way..... > > A > German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered > that > people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their > hand on > the mouse. > > Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. > > P. S.: I now keep > my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail > that water > splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. > > NOW YOU ALL HAVE YOURSELVES A VERY > GOOD DAYb& This email has been scanned for viruses and other threats using Newsquest's Ironport email filters. This document is private and confidential. All property, copyright and other rights in it and its contents belong to Newsquest Media Group Limited. It must not be read, copied, disclosed or otherwise used without Newsquestbs authorisation. Newsquest may exercise its legal rights and remedies in the event of any such unauthorised use. Newsquest Media Group Limited. Registered in England, number 3105111. Registered office: 58 Church Street, Weybridge, Surrey KT13 8DP. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2010 11:31:05 -0800 (PST) From: Ari Subject: [idealcopy] A card from Ari 19 December 2010 Dear Idealcopyists, Ari (threeduggaduggas@gmail.com) has sent you a Jacquie Lawson electronic greeting. Please click on the following link to see your card. If your e-mail program has not displayed this as a link, then please copy the following into the Address or Location bar of your Internet browser. http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=2573579062074&source=jl999 Alternatively, please visit http://www.jacquielawson.com and select the Pick Up Card option in the menu. Then enter your card code, which is: 2573579062074 If you're not already a member, we hope you will consider joining us and sharing our greeting cards with others. With best wishes from us all, Jacquie, Mike, Sally, Bev, John, and the rest of the team Please do not reply to this email. It was sent to you by our computer, which is brilliant at sending emails but completely hopeless at reading them! If you have any problem at all viewing your card, please go here. If you don't wish to receive e-cards from jacquielawson.com, please go here. Our ref: JLC207464011-CS / 2573579062074 This email was sent to: threeduggaduggas@yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2010 20:15:25 -0000 From: "Scott" Subject: [idealcopy] Joe Strummer / The Clash Night Just started toon in here http://www.westlothianradio.com/radio.html ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Dec 2010 12:46:29 -0800 (PST) From: Ari Subject: [idealcopy] Sonic Youth....... Does anyone have, or can anyone get, the 'From the Basement' session from Sonic Youth, either DVD quality, Xvid, Xvid 720 or good quality mpeg4? ------------------------------ End of idealcopy-digest V12 #134 ********************************