From: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org (idealcopy-digest) To: idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Subject: idealcopy-digest V11 #170 Reply-To: idealcopy@smoe.org Sender: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk idealcopy-digest Thursday, November 26 2009 Volume 11 : Number 170 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [idealcopy] proof reading is a dying art [Ari ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:07:31 -0800 (PST) From: Ari Subject: [idealcopy] proof reading is a dying art Proof reading is a dying art. Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. ________________________________ I just couldn't help sending this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think? - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! - --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! - ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! - ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! - ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ---------------- - --------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? *************************************************** Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! . Keep your computer 'on time' with this (free) app. http://download.cnet.com/Atomic-Clock-Sync/3000-18512_4-14844.html?tag=feed&subj= =rss.: ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:55:01 -0800 From: "audie o'fyle" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] proof reading is a dying art gud won ari On Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 4:07 AM, Ari wrote: > Proof reading is a dying art. > > Man > Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter > This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the > other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took > two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading > was > impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. > > ________________________________ > > I just couldn't help sending this along. > Too funny. > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert > Says > No, > really? Ya think? > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Police > Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers > > Now that's taking things a bit far! > ----------------------------------------------------------- > Panda > Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes > Over > > What a guy! > --------------------------------------------------------------- > Miners > Refuse to Work after Death > > No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! > ------------------------------------------------------ > Juvenile Court to Try > Shooting Defendant > > See if that works any better than a fair trial! > ---------------------------------------------------------- > War > Dims Hope for Peace > I > can see where it might have that effect! > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > If Strike Isn't > Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile > > Ya think?! > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > Cold > Wave Linked to Temperatures > > Who would have thought! > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide > > They may be on to something! > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Red > Tape Holds Up New Bridges > > You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Man > Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge > > He probably IS the battery charge! > ---------------------------------------------- > New > Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group > > Weren't they fat enough?! > ----------------------------------------------- > Astronaut > Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft > > That's what he gets for eating those beans! > ---------------- > --------------------------------- > Kids > Make Nutritious Snacks > > Do they taste like chicken? > **************************************** > Local High > School Dropouts Cut in Half > > Chainsaw Massacre all over again! > *************************************************** > Hospitals > are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors > > Boy, are they tall! > ******************************************* > And > the winner is.... > Typhoon > Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead > > Did > I read that right? > *************************************************** > > > Now > that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity > and > send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). > We > all need a good laugh, at least once a day! > > > . > Keep your computer 'on time' with this (free) app. > > http://download.cnet.com/Atomic-Clock-Sync/3000-18512_4-14844.html?tag=feed&subj==rss.: ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:16:13 -0800 (PST) From: elektrolad Subject: [idealcopy] New OMD track - free download http://www.omd.uk.com/downloads/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=2 You are receiving this email because I sent it to you. Musik http://www.myspace.com/elektrolad Official web site http://elektrolad.com ------------------------------ End of idealcopy-digest V11 #170 ********************************