From: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org (idealcopy-digest) To: idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Subject: idealcopy-digest V8 #355 Reply-To: idealcopy@smoe.org Sender: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk idealcopy-digest Thursday, December 29 2005 Volume 08 : Number 355 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [idealcopy] O.T: 2005 Darwin awards........... [First Last ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:32:07 +0800 From: First Last Subject: Re: [idealcopy] O.T: 2005 Darwin awards........... Jeeez...!!? Happy hols to all. Tim Wir - Reading Festival 25th Aug 1990 torrent here: http://www.dimeadozen.org/torrents-details.php?id=75399 Wire 25th August 1990 Reading Festival, Berkshire England Master Audience Recording > ? > Cassette > wav > FLAC Frontend 35:15 minutes - Sound: Very Good 1. What Do You See? (Welcome) 2. Kidney Bingos 3. Eardrum Buzz 4. Small Black Reptile 5. Ahead 6. Patterns Of Behaviour 7. 1-2 Drill U, 8. An Advantage In Height 9. Underwater Experiences. On 12/28/05, Ari wrote: > This years winners: > > > > 10. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a > man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, > at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk > turned him down because he said he couldn't open the > cash register without a food order. When the man > ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't > available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked > away. > > 9. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience > store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk > called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give > them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within > minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put > him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief > was then taken out of the car and told to stand there > for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, > that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." > > 8 After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a > Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental > patients he was supposed to be transporting from > Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit > his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop > and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He > then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, > telling the staff that the patients were very > excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The > deception wasn't discovered for 3 days > > > > 7. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 > bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the > clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and > asked for all the cash in the register, which the > clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from > the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the > counter. The total amount of cash he got from the > drawer...$15. > > 6. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty > badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock > through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and > run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over > his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back > and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him > unconscious. The liquor store window was made of > Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape > > > > 5. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in > a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping > around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. > The company expecting negligence sent out one of its > men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine > and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved > > > > 4. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a > space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago > returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken > the space. Understandably, he shot her. > > 3. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a > motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much > more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the > scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a > motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman > said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline > and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's > sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle, out > of pity for the perpetrator, declined to press > charges. > > > > 2. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering > from serious head wounds received from an oncoming > train. When asked how he received the injuries, the > lad told police that he was simply trying to see how > close he could get his head to a moving train before > he was hit. > > > > And the winner of the Gold Medal Darwin Award is: > > > > 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his > intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, > California, would-be robber James Elliot did something > that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the > barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it > worked..... > > > > > > > __________________________________________ > Yahoo! DSL  Something to write home about. > Just $16.99/mo. or less. > dsl.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:03:29 -0800 (PST) From: Derek White Subject: Re: Re: [idealcopy] O.T: 2005 Darwin awards........... some awe-inspiring candidates . 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