From: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org (idealcopy-digest) To: idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Subject: idealcopy-digest V6 #311 Reply-To: idealcopy@smoe.org Sender: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-idealcopy-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk idealcopy-digest Sunday, October 19 2003 Volume 06 : Number 311 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [idealcopy] Tim wrote...plus Miles? ["Keith Astbury" ] [idealcopy] Laugh at your Peril! ["Bill Hick" ] [idealcopy] stream overload turns Mormon sermon into something else [Ed S] Re: [idealcopy] Quote of the Day ["dan bailey" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 10:49:23 +0100 From: "Keith Astbury" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Tim wrote...plus Miles? > > A logical fallacy which *really* annoys me. The person at the other end > > is still a real person, even if you can't see them... I'm not. And I've got it on very good authority that Robert is just a figment of Bart's weird imaginiation ; ) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 05:56:52 -0400 From: Ed Special Subject: [idealcopy] art of replicating album sleeves The Japanese art of replicating album sleeves in real life. http://lsd.lovely.to/disc/fool/fool-01.html http://lsd.lovely.to/disc/fool/foe.html Ed Special ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 11:07:15 +0100 From: "Keith Astbury" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] OT: Qua diddley qua qua /////// the ant and bolan careers were widely held up as parallels at the point adam hit the mainstream. sad to see how adam's ended up. p I didn't know that was a widely held view, though it was certainly one that struck me. Ant's career was basically Bolan's ten years later. During 1967-68, Bolan was part of the underground hippy scene. During 1977-78, Adam was part of the punk scene. A line-up change saw T.Rex score their first hit in 1970. A line-up change saw Adam & the Ants score their first hit in 1980. Bolan put glitter on his cheeks and glam was born. Ant painted stripes across his. (Even if he didn't invent New Romanticism - and I doubt he would want to claim that he did! - it surely helped). T.Rex scored numerous hits the next couple of years, including an old one - Debora - re-issued by cashing in record co's. So did A&tA, who saw Young Parisiens belatedly hit the charts. In 1973, Bolan's quality control started to slip. Released Truck On (Tyke) as as single. In 1983, Adam released Puss in Boots. By '75 Bolan was a champagne guzzling cokehead who's career was going awry. In 1985 Ant appeared at Live Aid. Bolan died and hopefully went to a better place. Ant, well, he moved to America ; ) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 04:44:42 -0700 (PDT) From: Ari Britt Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Tim wrote...plus Miles? Keith Astbury wrote: > > A logical fallacy which *really* annoys me. The person at the other end > > is still a real person, even if you can't see them... I'm not. And I've got it on very good authority that Robert is just a figment of Bart's weird imaginiation ; ) Ah ha......what you don't know young man is that I control all of you,arimatrix...... The New Yahoo! Shopping - with improved product search ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 09:54:38 EDT From: Tisbili@aol.com Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Quote of the Day keith.astbury writes: > There is an evil twin version of any song you write. You must remember that > you're only a step away from being Bonnie Tyler at any time". > So, Bonnie Tyler's evil twin would be... Exene Cervenka? Diamanda Galas? billE =-=-=-=-=- np: mick harvey - intoxicated man ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 15:41:39 +0100 From: "Keith Astbury" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Quote of the Day I think Bonnie is the evil twin! Aplogies if I've mentioned this before, but there is a story - related at a Man gig by the bass player a few yrs back - that he'd recenelt been at a Van Morrison post-gig party in South Wales, and that Bonnie, who was also present, introduced herself to Van, saying that she loved his records to which Van the Man - allegedly - rather rudely if honestly, said "I wish I could say the same about yours". It was at this point that Bonnie punched Van to the face, a scuffle broke out and the police were called. It was all shushed up by Bonnie and Van because they didn't want it in the papers, but the bassist said swore it was true... > > There is an evil twin version of any song you write. You must remember that > > you're only a step away from being Bonnie Tyler at any time". > > > > So, Bonnie Tyler's evil twin would be... > > Exene Cervenka? > Diamanda Galas? > > billE ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 16:45:16 +0200 From: "giluz" Subject: [idealcopy] minimal compact reunion At last an official announcement at the crammed disques site http://www.crammed.be/live/index.htm - 2 live gigs scheduled for Europe (Belgium & France) and local rumours about further gigs in Israel. Don't miss them live - it's the only opportunity you'd have of seeing a good Israeli act. Chances of seeing anything good are slim in Israel itself, so the chance of seeing it in Europe are astronomical. But Minimal was much more than a good Israeli band - they were part of the lowlands scene of the 80's and their style is an excellent example of the music of that time and place. And lastly, they're just too good to miss. giluz, on my way to a sakharof (MC's guitarist) gig. - -- http://www.fastmail.fm - I mean, what is it about a decent email service? ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 16:33:14 +0100 From: "Bill Hick" Subject: [idealcopy] Laugh at your Peril! So the blubbermouth troll of ideal copy thinks he's having the last laugh? That means he's going to die soon. Good riddance to the crappy lying fatface who is so proud that his ickle istian ummy taught him how to wash that he repeatedly parades the fact in front of a bunch of forty something record collectors who couldn't care less. I've just seen KILLING JOKE 8 times & Tim Robinson is shite Going to see Mogwai, troll? Should be a laugh riot! Cracked Machine Highly Irregular Cyberzine http://www.webinfo.co.uk/crackedmachine (coming this way with your name on it) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 15:30:53 -0400 From: Ed Special Subject: [idealcopy] stream overload turns Mormon sermon into something else Data stream overload turns Mormon sermon into something else entirely ph1SKsex CEDAR CITY, Utah (AP) - With millions of the faithful around the world listening to broadcasts of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' General Conference in October, church Apostle M. Russell Ballard preached forcefully about Satan's threat to families and warned of the ''pernicious evil'' of the entertainment media. Meanwhile, 225 miles to the south of the church's Salt Lake City headquarters, a Cedar City radio station airing conference coverage on a 24-second delay froze up just as Ballard reached the word ''sex'' in his sermon. For 24 seconds, the electronically stalled Ballard said: ''Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex ....'' It may have sounded like a morning-DJ prank, but employees at KSUB say it was only an overload of data streaming into the buffer system that caused the repeated message. And, as it happens, the station's lone employee that Saturday had left the control booth for a drink of water. The station's morning show co-hosts, Steve Miner and Dale Nelson, occasionally create on-air mischief, but Nelson told The Salt Lake Tribune he wasn't laughing that Saturday. He was listening at home and called the station in a panic. Now, two weeks later, it's funny. ''I believe Ballard made his point,'' chuckled Miner from the control room of the 5,000-watt station on the outskirts of Cedar City. ''I hope (he) allows us to continue broadcasting conference.'' The station - the first between Las Vegas and Salt Lake City when it went on the air in 1937 - received no complaints from listeners. Nor has KSUB heard from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints about the incident. The glitch was an honest mistake, said Jerold Johnson, general manager of MB Media Group in St. George, which owns the station. AP-WS-10-17-03 1426EDT http://www.trib.com/AP/wire_detail.php?wire_num=275663 Ed Special ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Oct 2003 12:45:26 -0500 From: "dan bailey" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Quote of the Day >> So, Bonnie Tyler's evil twin would be... >> >> Exene Cervenka? >> Diamanda Galas? >> >> billE rod stewart. dan ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Oct 2003 02:48:32 +0100 From: "Tim" Subject: Re: [idealcopy] Laugh at your Peril! Oh here we go again. Look folks, you know whats coming so just hit delete, just like I do when y'all post those tedious essays about the US electoral system. For those of you following the Soap Opera, read on.....(or should I say Soap-Dodger Opera) Bill crawled from the wreckage and cried: > So the blubbermouth troll of ideal copy thinks he's having the last laugh? Well no, but the next laugh isn't likely to be coming from you is it? > > That means he's going to die soon. No I was right. Mind you, with sophisticated comic lines like that on the list I may just die laughing Actually, I hope I'm not going to die soon, although that's not the first time you've wished me dead recently, charming fella that you are. > > Good riddance to the crappy lying fatface Crappy Lying Fatface? Well yes I'm a big bloke (never once have I wished I was a skinny, hippy Vegan while walking home late at night!), I'm a liar (who isn't? Billy Liar?) but I am not crappy. Gettin' personal again eh Graeme? Have you still got that comedy beard? Do you sometimes wake up with bits of lentil soup and Jaz Coleman's pubes trapped in it? who is so proud that his ickle > istian ummy taught him how to wash Who taught you how to wash? Albert Steptoe? that he repeatedly parades the fact in > front of a bunch of forty something record collectors who couldn't care less. See that's you lot he's talking about! YOU! You forty something record collectors! As opposed to Bill who is a 30 something record collector who has just seen KILLING JOKE 8 TIMES! ASTEROID!!!!!!!!!! > > I've just seen KILLING JOKE 8 times > & Tim Robinson is shite Quite frankly, for someone who admits to seeing Killing Joke EIGHT TIMES to call me "Shite" can only be taken as a huge compliment. Thanks. Bill are you still claiming benefits? In which case shouldn't you be thanking myself and the other hardworking UK Idealcopyists for paying taxes and enabling you to schlep around the country with your fave Apocalyptic Goth band? Don't bite the hand that feeds Kid. > > Cracked Machine > Highly Irregular Cyberzine > http://www.webinfo.co.uk/crackedmachine > > (coming this way with your name on it) Boing Boing Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Dot Com. ------------------------------ End of idealcopy-digest V6 #311 *******************************